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i swear calamine lotion doesn't actually do anything

I swear it'd be a lucrative business decision if Lego just rereleased legacy Bionicle products at this point. I'm absolutely certain they could make a profit off of original fans that desire unopened sets, and there's probably plenty of younger people in the newer generations that would be intrigued by them.

Yeah, so can with stop this toxic stigma where dogs are infallible godsends whereas cats are all regarded as unappreciative s? I get it. You love your puppies. But animals are individuals. A cat can be sweet, just as a dog can be an annoying, aggressive, drooling mongrel with no respect for human life. Cooper was the greatest angel I knew, and I'm so glad to have grown up with him.

For everyone who noticed my previous status about Cooper, I'm devastated to report that his Kidney Disease is terminal. There's a chance he could still live quite some time with medical assistance, but I'm dubious and I'm not even sure we have the funds. If we'd caught this earlier, it could have been eradicated, but it's too late.

I know that this is incredibly out of the blue right after one of our cats, Sassy, had to undergo surgery to remove a tumor in her back, but one of our other cats, Cooper, was just diagnosed with Kidney Disease. Please pray for him. He's the personification of innocence and doesn't deserve this.

I love how ever since I've been active on the internet I've seen multiple people describe the tingling of skin when a part of your body falls asleep and the blood flow returns as a "static-y" sensation, but when I was young and didn't have any other words to assign to it, my parents never understood.

all this time you thought it was macaroni and cheese, but what if it was actually cheese and macaroni

I don't really consider myself to be a racist individual, and I hope this status isn't perceived as such since it's mostly just a joke, but it always bothered me how on the Simpsons, the majority of the white people are yellow, and yet African Americans just remain brown/black. Like, they could be shaded some other similar pigment, like purple or something, idk

the FANDOM company is a plague that needs to be erased

I don't know which colour on the Green Lantern emotional spectrum personifies me the most, but it definitely isn't willpower lmaooo

where did u find the what pokemon are you quiz

iced tea

if the terraria community forums were to spontaneously vanish, 99% of teens wouldn't go insane. if you're one of the 1% who would, copy this into your signature to win a free mcdonalds chinken nugget

Nothing makes me despair more than reading articles about how Climate Change is steadily approaching a point of no return with disastrous, incredibly imminent consequences, and seeing a group of brainless people denying its existence in the comments section.

One of the sad realities of life is that when you're a kid, you don't have any money and have to beg your parents to purchase toys, but when you're old enough to obtain a decent allowance, you don't want them anymore.

obnoxious american patriotism day

One of the greatest frustrations in this world is hearing people launching fireworks nearby but not being able to locate and see them.

Gotta say, it's incredibly disappointing that we haven't gotten a Generation 8 of Pokemon even though Gamefreak should have developed one by now. There have been some pretty neat fangames that people have made in that time period, like Pokemon Sword and Shield, and some really unique fakemon, like Centiskorch, though.