GawenStarTeller

Jesus christ, Disney really is committing themselves to create pointless live action remakes of all their classic movies, aren't they?

why the is steam recommending me furry dating games

my ear keeps popping aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bruh remember when the forums got more than one page of status updates per day

So yeah if I could stop having increasingly grotesque dreams that I somehow don't awaken from regardless of how scary they become, that'd be great, thanks.

why is it that cats can fall from six stories and emerge unscathed but when i want them to jump down from a tree branch 7 feet up they won't ing come down for me

One of the most frustrating things about buying video games nowadays is that they're usually available for every console with no difference between versions. It's annoying to choose if you're only trying to buy it once and own several different platforms.

it is the day of my birth, my dudes

I just blew on my spoonful of ice cream to cool it down and that basically sums up my mental state at the moment.

why is blood a viscous liquid until i get a nose bleed

ham

Leon ball.

Have I mentioned that I'm undefeated, and that I have a Charizard?

my name is leon and i am the undefeated champion of galar. also, i have a charizard, who is also undefeated, and, i'm very cool

Game Freak lied.

OK Boomer is a bad meme. You don't even have to be remotely witty to do anything with it, just look at somebody saying literally anything and then respond with it.

I still haven't gotten used to the fact we have only three cats now. Something big feels missing, and that's because there is.

i drink lemonade because i enjoy feeling my teeth deteriorate