What would you do if Terraria became real?

[Erienna Nakagai]

I wouldn't trust bosses, even if they were hacked or whatever to change how they work

 

[SolidRock99]

I wouldn't trust bosses, even if they were hacked or whatever to change how they work

Still, it would be pretty boss to run down the Destoryer's back while it digs in and out of the surface floor, running straight into battle with other people.

 

[TheAlphαAndTheΩmega]

I'd probably die repeatedly before giving into the powers of darkness But not the Crimson. Crimson's nasty.
Wait, we only have one life?
Yeah, i'd just give into the "evil" darkness of the Corruption and become a self-serving antihero.

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

I'd probably die repeatedly before giving into the powers of darkness But not the Crimson. Crimson's nasty.
Wait, we only have one life?
Yeah, i'd just give into the "evil" darkness of the Corruption and become a self-serving antihero.

Seems like that's a popular choice.

In other news, Potato and/or Pie has overtaken all other choices

 

[SolidRock99]

Seems like that's a popular choice.

In other news, Potato and/or Pie has overtaken all other choices

You know what they say, "If you can't beat them, join them."

 

[MegaSDMGShark]

I would first off get myself a house and kill the guide, and if I was about to die I would let all hell break loose and go ham.

 

[PTpirahna]

Wait I have a new one:

Get excited, start mining, then get one shotted by a boulder or explosive.

 

[Skeltron's Keeper]

Id be evil and teach the minecraft nerds a lesson about... about how terraria is diffrent

 

[GoldenTerrabyte]

I would eradicate Corruption, Crimson, and Hallow, and RULE THE JUNGLE!

 

[randomterrarian42]

Be evil, show the developers how rng can be a in real life, throw the guide (yeah, not the doll, the guide itself) to lava, have fun whit the nurse ehehehehe, keep being evil, steal piggybanks (in real life they wouldn't be soulbound >), ride a santank, and evil laugh

 

[Juhou]

I'd go mining. For Spectre Boots. Because who doesn't like to run like a Sanic.

 

[zimberzimber]

I'd go mining. For Spectre Boots. Because who doesn't like to run like a Sanic.

I think you would prefer these:

 

[Juhou]

I think you would prefer these:

Hermes boots would be easier to get. And I would probably accidentally kill myself with fall damage with those.

 

[zimberzimber]

Hermes boots would be easier to get. And I would probably accidentally kill myself with fall damage with those.

But Frostspark are faster, and they are even faster on ice, just imagine running through the entire south pole in a day!

 

[VaeVictis]

I would learn the controls

 

[Nobody Important]

I'm a good shot with a rifle, I would survive a decent amount of time. That and I got a splitting maul that would work as a hammer or an axe.

As soon as possible I would get meteor armor and dual wield space guns because why the hell not.

 

[Juhou]

But Frostspark are faster, and they are even faster on ice, just imagine running through the entire south pole in a day!

Gotta go fast! Combine that with a stack of asphalt blocks.

 

[Baach]

I would play some more Terraria. Inception anyone???

 

[Skeltron's Keeper]

I miss Dexter's laboratory so bad
OT: i would have my bone wings and freak everyone out

 

[AmmunitionCodBeeDuster]

I would create multiple voodoo dolls of my worst enemy, and then find some lava...