Humorous Wrongest line

zimberzimber

zimberzimber

Terrarian
What are the wrongest lines you ever heard? (Think mourning wood)
Please be sure to provide some proof, one way or another. :)

I'll provide an example:
Missile Defender - Command and Conquer Generals
"I wanna blow somethin' up!" (Skip to 0:43)
 
i sometimes take luigis lines in brawl wrongly sometimes

heres one of them:


(listen to it until you get to 0:04. beyond that some weird :red: happens)

i take that line luigi made wrongly because it seems like hes trying to attract a girl but failing to do so. who nows what he'll do if hes successful
 
"Tutorials on how to finger A minor".

I loved living in New Orleans--all the streets were named after people
which lent itself to phrases like, "Go down on Martin Luther King and then get off on General Pershing."

"I just boned a chicken."
 
In Terraria, name your character as "my :red:" and talk to the merchant. "Ah, they will tell tales of my :red: some day... good ones I'm sure."
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In Quake III Arena, one death message was "[Player] ate [Player]'s Rocket"
So you could easily make it "[Player] ate your mum's Rocket" or something equally disturbing.
 
From Sailor Moon, one of the classic "not quite for children" scenes that likely didn't make it to the dub.

In one episode, Rei had seen Usagi's boyfriend while he was just wearing a towel, after taking a shower. This fun dialogue ensues.

Rei: ... and he walked out of the bath just as I was going in.
Usagi: You saw him naked?
Rei: Only a little bit.
Usagi: You saw his little bit?

TMI, Usagi, TMI.
 
"The Destroyer and the Twins are my favorite bosses"... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
"Tsuki sprayed me with fluid again." -Everyone whos been on a Terraria server with Tsuki and the water gun.
 
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