You must save or kill the user above you

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I douse the flames with fire extinguisher.

I get attacked by a spaceship armada.

 

[Streyll]

Well, I'm afraid I don't have much stuff for space combat, so I'm just going to leave you to die.

I am being attacked by a hydra.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I forgot that my heroes are currently collecting relics, so I'm leaving you for dead.

I am getting Finbulwintered and I'm far away from home.

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

I don't know what that means so I let you die.

I am being attacked by a floating Gamecube controller with a gun.

 

[I Like Cats]

I don't know what that means so I let you die.

I am being attacked by a floating Gamecube controller with a gun.

I watch you die laughing manically controlling the game cube via NES controller,

help im in complete darkness with a companion cube equipped.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I backstab you in complete darkness and blame that on C-c-companion cubes, blame it on C-c-companion cubes!

I am chased by lions angry that I killed one who liked cats.

 

[Ganransu]

Welp, can't do much about that *shrugs and walks off*

I am catching on fire from overhead welding halp

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

Your fault for not following the security guidelines.

And I'm getting attacked by Animus and his moves. (No, not personally, it's the attacks he did as character)

 

[Ganransu]

I'm not doing anything about it

Help again, because I just broke my toe open and blood is everywhere

 

[Yoop90-]

i call the ambulance and let them take care of it

im about to be caught by a pokeball

 

[Ivyss]

I get in the way of it, it does nothing because it only works on pokemon.

I'm about to get hit by a grenade.

 

[Streyll]

I grab the grenade and throw it back at the person that threw it.

I am stuck in a burning ship.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I send a Heavy Transport from Age of Empires to save you.

Now I am stuck getting swarmed by Cavalry Archers, Dragoons and Chariot Archers

 

[Ganransu]

Aight, I decide to lay waste upon the heretics with the wrath of the astartes

Welp, now I'm in the midst of battle and some guy came at me with a sword, help

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I point out to the guy that guns beat sword and simply headshot them to demonstrate my point.

And now I'm getting chased by undead.

 

[Ganransu]

I smite the undead with my +2 commander's sword

I'm just dying now, someone stabbed me behind the knees

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I just patch you up with bandages - you'll be good as new. Make sure to drink a megaspell-grade healing potion - those are the most recent healing sources to get you back into action. *wink* They also work for wounds you'll gain in future, too.

And I'm a target to big pharma-hired assassins because I'm too clever.

 

[Ganransu]

Welp, gotta get on their asses now and slice them all in half

I'm being aggrod on now

 

[Streyll]

I shoot you, that way you won't have to deal with that problem anymore.

Now I'm about to be excuted for murder.

 

[Ivyss]

I accidentally kill the executioner.

I am then given a death sentence.