You must save or kill the user above you

[Ganransu]

I get a lawyer and somehow you're taken off that death sentence

I've fallen, and I can't get up

 

[Ivyss]

I just look at you and pass by.

I'm about to get hit by a train.

 

[Ganransu]

Karma says you do get hit by it

I'm gonna splatter

 

[Ivyss]

I can't really do anything about that.

I'm near a nuclear power plant about to explode.

 

[Ganransu]

Welp, Chernobyl Yeah, can't do much about a meltdown because I don't know nuclear physics and stuff

Help me, Pepe the frog is assaulting me

 

[Ivyss]

That's not possible, the meme's already dead.

I'm about to be assaulted by memes that aren't dead.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I shield you with the power of friendship magic.

I'm about to be surrounded by angry pro-human mob that are speciest against any other creatures than themselves.

 

[Ivyss]

I get a mob of various anti-human creatures against them.

I'm about to get shot.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I levitate you out of the crossfire so the bullet misses.

And there's a person really displeased in me using magic, so he decided to slay me with his sword.

 

[Ivyss]

I give him enough of a push to make him miss.

Now he's trying to kill me instead.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I feign impaling you and suicide somehow. He leaves, and I stop the illusion.

And now I'm close to dying because of venom in my blood veins.

 

[Ivyss]

I don't have anything to help with that.

I'm about to starve.

 

[Streyll]

I give you every deer that has ever appeared in the forum roleplay section, so starving won't be an issue for a while.

I am being shot at by a ballista.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I move you a lot closer to it, and now suddenly ballista cannot attack you, since minimum range was needed.

And now Cataphracts are coming for me for disabling a ballista that way.

 

[Streyll]

I go over to help you fight them off.

By helping Changing Flask, the ballista is now able to attack me again.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

...not any longer, it's now destroyed while you weren't looking.

And now there's four Titans against me.

 

[Streyll]

...I believe I must now retreat to get reinforcements. You can draw their attention away from me while I vegin running away as fast as I physically can.

The enemy has set up a trap, and I ran straight into it.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I am not able to help you... since eh, dying from those Titans.

And in another world, a pony hunters decide to catch me and saw my head off.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Can't save you without expensive equipment.

I stubbed my toe.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

Do you expect me to save you when I am dead?

I am captured by cultists to return Chir' to roleplaying scene.