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[True dinklewinkle]

I destroy it using Uranus
Halp a angry is attacking me!

 

[iab0803]

Err.. see ya lator.
[doublepost=1466747012,1466746971][/doublepost]Oh no! There's a Overused Meme coming!

 

[Robot Scout]

ILL SAVE YOU BY SENDING MORE OVERUSED AND STALE MEMES!!!

HELP I ATE A POISINOUS COOKIE

 

[True dinklewinkle]

I'll give you a magical poison curing cookie!

Halp pls I'm being chased by an angry dragon plus a hanzo

 

[Redstonetam15]

*time freezes True dinklewinkle*
Problem?

HOLY CRAP THERE'S A DUDE WITH OXYGEN GAS! SAVE MY GEARS!

 

[TheUberCannon]

Where's my ice bucket? pls?

Somebody's flooded my room in Lego bricks. Help me or I'll- YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWMNHEJINMIDTJGNHJESRGSJD

 

[UberCAKE]

I let you die from stepping on Lego.

I'm being attacked by SEMICOLONS!

A semicolon is a ;

 

[TobyJ]

I backspace them all to save you from death. You owe me one bud.

Oh . Now the ) right parenthesis are after me because I murdered their best friend ;)

 

[Redstonetam15]

Sorry, I don't have a Textsaber. :/

Wait...
Uh...
OH GOD! It's a weeaboo!

 

[The Desert Fox]

*Laughs heartily as you die.*
ACH! A Soviet drunk on Vodka on a killing spree!

 

[ReckNova]

I time traveled and helped the soviet kill you.
Oh no the time police are chasing me!!!!!!

 

[TheUberCannon]

Quick, find a public police telephone and hope for the best!

I JUST LEFT THE OVEN ON! AND I JUST STARTED VACATION! WHAT DO I DO?

 

[TobyJ]

Call someone near your home (like a neighbor or more likely a family member you trust) and tell them to get the key you hid somewhere in the yard, get in, and turn it off. If you didn't hide an extra house key outside, then you're ed! sorry!

uhh ok I have a problem. I'm hanging 3 blocks above a pit of lava by a grappling hook and I can't move anywhere! help pls ;-;

 

[TheUberCannon]

/gamemode 1
*spams dirt everywhere* No problem.

OH GOD, THE FURBIES GONNA HUNT ME DOWN!

 

[The Desert Fox]

*Fires HE shells at the Furbies in a Panzer 4 H*
Oh no! A Brit with an AT Sticky Grenade!

 

[TheUberCannon]

KILL IT!

KILL IT WITH F̍̈́̃͊̒̃ͩ̽͛͌̍̐̽̅̅̈͊̿͏҉͏̟̠͚͙̠͓̳̭͖͉̪̜͓͖̱̻͙̕͞ͅI̐̑́̋͌ͤ̊́͛͆͑̄ͬ҉̴̵̲̘̥̻͍͎̣͓͔̬̱͘͠R̸͈̠͍̩̤͎̭̖͎̤̗̟͍͙̪̄̎̐̓ͨ͆E̡̠̘̖̫̫͓͔̱̼̬̯̬̯̊̅̃̀ͮͯ̅̏̐͂̊̀!̶̵̢̤̖̹̤̖͔̺̗̳̭̮̯̝ͭͩ̓͐̎̒ͮͩ̀̄̔́̔ͮͩ̍̀̆́̚͜ͅ
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I'M ON FIRE AND THERE'S NO WATER!

 

[Redstonetam15]

*walks away*

Help! There's a meteor coming right for me!

 

[TheUberCannon]

*teleports to the moon and surrounds it with tin foil*
*teleports back to earth and repels it with giant magnets*

HELP! I ACCIDENTALLY BUILD SHELF!

 

[Krater soul]

*sets shelf on fire*




HELP! I LOST MY TERRA BLADE!

 

[TheUberCannon]

Did you mean: Terrain Bladder
BAD GOOGLE! BAD!

HELP, I ACCIDENTALLY 93MB OF DISK SPACE!