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"I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal; that's where the blood's supposed to be!"
- Jake Peralta (from Brooklyn 99)

OH MY GOD THE MIRACLE MATTER IS REAAAAL!

if I'm at a surprise birthday party and the birthday boy has a heart attack and dies from the shock, my first question isn't gonna be "IS HE OKAY!?" or "WHY GOD WHY??" my fatass is gonna ask: "so when can I eat the cake"

Wow next Thursday'll mark two years of me being here--

(PFQ)
*Gets rus again*
WAIWHAT
EXCUSE ME
WHY

False advertising. I clearly see a Braixen.
Wait, why'd it be false again?
Because they say they're a kobold.

i'm still wondering what happened in 2014/2015/2016 that it began dropping downhill so fast after that (obv we all know about covid in 2020, as well as all the political bull after that)

Out of curiosity, how often do you visit the suggestion forum?
I'm just asking about looking at the forum, not accepting ideas.

Are you also a boykisser??? 0w0

PS. i'm not a Hazbin Hotel fanboy, i honestly don't care about it, this template just happened to be the best one for this meme

I think we can all agree that shimmer arrows are

My sense of humor is broken.

I have decidet to attemt beating calamity expert revengance Hardcore
Lets hope my inner desire to eat lead doesnt surpass a critical point

300 Reaction Score!!!

Would you press the button?
A fictional character of your choice becomes real, BUT they can only speak words they've heard in advertisements.

there's a ing country called derg I'm dying