Destroy the Godmodder: 0rigins

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I'm probably leaving anyways, but before I go, I spite anime by giving Zerisek a point for Heroic Sacrifice. Because anime should go to hell.
 
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Heh. I'm really tempted to actually strife, Engie/Escutcheon. While it does sound like a very fun prospect, and a good way to flesh out my powers here, I would rather not establish such relations before my twist™. Besides, I cannot very well have a duel with you when my best sword is in the alchemiter.

As for the kind of important part of this, I want to point out that The Outer Knock is not merely an ice manipulator. In fact, looking back, I think I severely under utilized its potential in my OP. Since it has sound manipulation, the two strikes against metal should send some significant vibrations both through walker and past the sword into Murakumo Mu, albeit for reduced damage. I'm lucky that I cannot take damage myself, as there would surely be severe kickback. (Also multiple stabbings, assuming the blast(s) left walker capable of that maneuver)

Then there's there the fear aspect that should radiate through the Pro-Zero sector.
 
Ever since I started playing terraria I was waiting for an update like 1.3 to make the game greater not only new items that makes me want to play terraria more but bug fixes make it great too so we're all getting new items better gameplay bigger challenges more reasons to adventures to be had throughout the world of terraria to get more resources but it all leads up to the battle against the moon lord even after that there's still more fun to be had whenever they make another update terraria will get better and better every update they release.
[doublepost=1489725166,1489725043][/doublepost]Accidentally put reasons and to before adventures
[doublepost=1489725311][/doublepost]Is this even a thread about 1.3 cuz when I typed 1.3 to find a place to talk about 1.3 it lead me here
 
Ever since I started playing terraria I was waiting for an update like 1.3 to make the game greater not only new items that makes me want to play terraria more but bug fixes make it great too so we're all getting new items better gameplay bigger challenges more reasons to adventures to be had throughout the world of terraria to get more resources but it all leads up to the battle against the moon lord even after that there's still more fun to be had whenever they make another update terraria will get better and better every update they release.
[doublepost=1489725166,1489725043][/doublepost]Accidentally put reasons and to before adventures
[doublepost=1489725311][/doublepost]Is this even a thread about 1.3 cuz when I typed 1.3 to find a place to talk about 1.3 it lead me here
Uhh
Our thread has nothing to do with the 1.3 iteration of Terraria. This is a forum game with insane and hellish bosses, idiots, veterans, and more.
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Well, first of all, I'd like to say thanks to everyone who has helped me get this far.

I'd like to thank Andrew Hussie for being a great person over all and making the masterpiece called Homestuck, which has shown me that the world is much more different that we think it is. Homestuck has shown me miraculous things, it's the reason I'm here right now and it's beautiful. The fandom is also great, friendly and always accepts newcomers.

Secondly, I would also like to thank Pionoplayer for introducing me into DTG. Piono has been a great friend and a good mentor. When I first joined 0rigins, I felt like he was the only thing I could rely on, the only constant that was present in both DLE and, well, here.

Lastly, the DTG (or DLE) Community. Ah, yes, our community. Always happy to see new faces, always sad to see them go. Although we may bicker and fight, we're just one big family in the end. I would really like to thank them for all they have done and how supportive they were for me. They have always been there when I needed them most, always there to help. ConsumerOfAll, Pionoplayer (another thank you, although this time as part of the whole fandom), Sp33d0n, Pope Bill and pretty much everyone else, you have been amazing people.

I have come this far. I have done so much. Yet... something's missing. Something... dark. Something... something familiar, yet so distant... Well, I've thanked everyone, I've done everything I wanted to do. And now it's time to throw my reputation in a garbage bin and toss said garbage bin from Mount Everest, only to melt all of M.E., including the garbage bin with my reputation inside of it that is currently tumbling down the mountain.



"We do these things not because they are easy, but because we are sadomasochists and love watching ourselves and others die horrible and miserable deaths." ~ Donald John Trump, 420th President of the United States of the Pirates of the Caribbean Socialistic Republican Blah Blah Blah Unfunny Things.



*Cracks fingers in a stupid way, grabbing each finger with the other hand because I honestly can't crack my fingers the badass way*

TrickleJest steps on the field, sporting a... Jesus Christ, haven't we been through this at least ten times before? Blah, blah, blah, gray shirt, blah blah blah, backpack, blah blah blah, black messy hair, blah blah blah, black eyes. You get the idea. It might be confusing, but this Trickle isn't either "Trickle the Infuriation Incarnate" nor is it "Jest the Insanity Incarnate", both of which are his splits with completely different goals and personalities. This isn't really "Trickle the Triggered Schoolboy" either, that would be me, and everybody knows I can't fight for crap. This is more of a "Trickle the :red:ty Self-Insert", who can fight and do badass things I can't come close to doing, because apparently I crave even more characters than I already have.

Well, yaddah yaddah yaddah, Trickle wants to kill everyone so he's switching to Neutral from the newly nonexistent GodSlayer clan. Oh boy.

He looks around the field, and notice something that was there the last time he visited this hellhole - Yuuki-Chan. He has been told she will perish- or, be turned back into Tazz, Build and Roxxy- once he hands over his 12 charge from previous posts. Doing just that, he tosses the 12 charge to ConsumerOfAll, wishing him luck. But just in case, he's going to have a little fun kicking her around himself. "Well," Trickle begins, "I'm quite skilled in the art of entering other being's minds and corrupting them, so I'm not sure how the opposite would work out for me...".

His backpack drops on the floor with a clang as Trickle draws a very long and quite pointy sword from behind his back. The Alpha. Props to Consumer for the name. Basically a rip-off of Alpha's hands, except this time it can transform only and only into weapons of foes I have defeated prior. Just a cosmetic thing, I don't plan on ever making it "actually affect anything", I guess. Oh, and the last version of Trickle who set foot here (and left because it's sort of a hellhole) left behind this incomplete five-charge and a dumb "Brimstrident". Ugh. TrickleJest quickly tosses it aside. No need for such garbage in his arsenal of weapons. He's going to have a little fun with Yuuki. "Hey, I was gonna say that!".



"Is that another quote? That's way too many quotes for our own good, Trickle. Stop being pretentious or something. Actually, keep being pretentious just because. Quote spam is a boring way to be pretentious." - Consumer when I showed him this post.




TrickleJest rotates The Alpha (yes, it doesn't have pretentious BBCode on it now) in his hand and it quickly turns into a pair of mind scissors. Yes, mind scissors. Scissors that cut into people's minds.

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Is that another quote? That's way too many quotes for our own good, Trickle. Stop being pretentious or something, actually keep being pretentious just because. Quote spam is a boring way to be pretentious.
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I'm Not Seeing Anything:
I use my powers over defiling great works to summon up a great work, before singing a great song, made in the shadow of the Saviour of a Lot of Money. I utter this great ode, preparing to sing it into Zerisek's nonexistent ear.

What could it possibly be? A utterance of simple depravity fills the Battlefield for a second, as depravity is interconnected to defiling and thus due to shenanigans I control that too, before I block out the AGP's depravity, specifically that in Yuuki-chan's.

I sing, and depravity becomes mine.

"And I'm not taking anything
I'm just part of everything
'Cause everything you have is shared
As long as you don't know I'm there
And I'm not missing anything
I'm just into everything
The stuff you hide beneath the bed
I wonder what's inside your head

And I'm not sure of anything
But you, my dear, are everything
I'm gunning it inside your car
I'm pulling into the ER
And I'm not saying anything
'Cause now I'm losing everything
They load you on the stretcher now
I leave the keys and bail out"

I smirk, before dragging Yuuki-chan and Zerisek into the ER, because I've been stalking Yuuki-chan and the First Guardian's minds for a while now. They're very important people, why not do that, I say, eyebrows going up and down like a depraved maniac - oh wait. Heresy powers for the win.

The 10 charge and power of this song, mixed in with every other charge targeted at buffing Zerisek, goes into Zerisek's body, before I leave the keys to Yuuki-chan's mind on the table for Zerisek to pick up, just because. In case this wasn't clear in other posts, Zerisek's every attack restores Sanity instead of dealing damage.

I use my main action to point out this is an upgrade that just so happens to coincide with the Heroic Sacrifice made on Yuuki-chan, and thus due to the wonderful powers of technicalities, and godmodding, she can't autonull this pseudo-charge assault! Hah! I further point out that she can't really counter godmod against this point as she's too insane to consciously fight my logic or something! Munchkining!



Me - Charged Action: Drop a 10 charge, combined with Piono's 7, Crystal's 5, JOE's 16, Trickle's 12 to create a 50 post charge that makes Zerisek heal Sanity instead of dealing damage.
Me - Normal Action: Preemptively counter godmod against Yuuki-chan.
Me - Free Action: Scan Junko, specifically her Mutual Life of Killing.


Mark A Brand On What Belongs To You [5/30] ======
I'm Not Seeing Anything [10/10] [Project Take Over The World Finale] [7 + 5 + 16 + 12 + 10 = 50] == COMPLETE!
+2 to JOE.

INVENTORY:
ESP Railgun [4] / Coin Launcher [3] / only my railgun [8] / True Everymug [12] /
Psycho Goggles [14?, assuming they officially exist] / Grief Railgun [15] / Witchsoul Inflictor [17] / O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I [17] / The Unworthy [20]

Soul Marks / Curses: Palfactas [0 KILLS].

Magnolie [10] [IIIIIIII: 7/7] [MIND CONTROL]
 
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Hezetor checks the Codex Mark Animam. Now, how could someone like him not already know the powers of his own soul? We have no idea, that's why he is either remembering those on the spot or there is not logical explanation at all.

After that, a minecraft avatar of him emerges from the ground of the Moog City as if he was always here, waiting for his moment to return.
If the Matriarch is still in the area he says what follows:
Hezetor: You have to excuse me for my sudden disappearance, I've encountered some technical difficulties with my physical body, then I was quite busy with reality ending plague. Also I would like to ask what is happening with this Jean? creature, weren't we supposed to face Ender?

Then, he adds to the Matriarch or to a nearby Enderman if she is not here.
Hezetor: I would like to visit the Library of this place, more informations can always come at hand.

After that the location of the Library is revealed to him he quickly salutes and teleports here to read some very important book, unless he is stopped by the Matriarch.




Miniature Green Sun && Miniature Red Sun = Miniature Spiral Sun (Level 15: 4/8)

Miniature Green Sun /\/ = Miniature Red Sun (Level 10: 4/6)

New: Module || Miniature Spiral Sun = Module of the Spiral Sun (Level ?? 2/??)

Charge bank: +7 (tazz) +8 (Toast, Talist, Pricey), 2 (RRevenant)

22/50

17/50

I assist @Sp33d0n 2 times.

Charge bank: +7 (tazz) +8 (Toast, Talist, Pricey), 2 (RRevenant)
 
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Krill13: Welp time for another turn.

Krill13: .....WAIT HOW LONG WAS I ASLEEP FOR??

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Charges:
================================================== 44/50(+15 from deleted charge)(+4 from Talist)

===== 5/5 (+1 from EXOS)(Activating...)

+1 to Consumer
+1 to Talist
+1 to Toast
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5-Power Charge Activated...

Welp, here's yet another tool for the sanitizing effort, the Sanitizer.

New Entity: Sanitizer
Description: A machine made simply to increase the Sanity of the Anime Girls.
Health: 60,000
Attack: None(It increases Sanity instead for a random amount)
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Arm Gravitizer
Level 6
Basically a gravity gun made to be attached to an arm. It works like how a Gravity Gun(or for this matter, a supercharged one) would work, except with some added functions.

Noctem Dreadmill
Level 19
Two dangerously sharp Katanas held together by a grip that generates the power of Darkness on the blade. Not for amateurs.
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I set up some pretty average barricades to protect the Sanitizer. Not fancy enough to attract the Anime Girl's attention, yet not too plain that they would want to start "fixing" it.
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[AZ]
 
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Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity. This is going to be tossed and reworked fairly soon anyway, though.

Class Tracking:

Attitude: MIND
Tokens: (8, 2, 7)
Total Tokens (14, 10, 13)

* Finishing a Charge (1 any token per 10 charge)
* Dealing Damage (20,000 per token, Any)
* Selling stuff (1 W token per 2 charge points)
* Finishing a permanent alchemy (1 F token per 3 levels)
* Finishing a consumable alchemy (1 S token per 3 levels)
* Getting a Spoil of War (10 all)
* Assisting Defeating a (non trivial) Enemy (1 all, +2 of choice)
* RP With Another Player (+1 any, max 1/turn)

Mikoto's Might (Can break Might mood with Mind for +30% damage. At the end of each turn, entities get a free action that cannot heal/damage/debuff/buff anything.)
Conviction x1


Commands:
Zerisk: Heroic Sacrifice

Mikoto: If I don't finish this post in time, just concentrate.

Quick flow chart for if you want to attack Mikoto optimally:

Is his Fabric Strength at or above 3?
Is his normal HP above 0?
Attack his normal HP. Once it hits 0, you can target his rooms.
Target whichever room in his mindscape dungeon you think is the most important.
Attack his true HP. Unless you think he has too many defenses for that to be effective, in which case restart this flow chart but pretend his Fabric Strength is above 2.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h5tJ5Beb4tvl5H0WfiTTWmxQ_1hUAUWMyQWFJQCtm4I/edit?usp=sharing

State at End of Turn:
Mikoto: 80,000/120,000 HP. 140,000/140,000 True HP. Concentration: 45/45. Rooms: Watsonian Glass Nightmare Guardians (24,000/24,000 HP)>Vitals Targeting Darkfire Surge with a Subconscious Dark duct taped to it (31,000/31,000 HP)>Psychic Blazing Nightmare Guardians (25,500/25,500 HP)>Freudian Rogerian Hall of Hope (42,000/42,000 HP)>EMPTY. Fabric Strength: 2/7 (Vulnerable next turn). M-MURDER: III Gail: 40,000/40,000 HP. Favor: 17. Wrath: 0

Gains 4 C and 2 N per turn baseline. Gain 1N if Gail ends the turn at full HP. Gain +2C if Mikoto ends the turn at 100,000 or above.


Current defenses: 66% for first attack, 56% for second, 47% for third, 38% for fourth onwards for non-debuffed attackers
If the attacker has a debuff, 59% for first attack, 50% for second, 42% for third, 34% for fourth onwards.
Sources: 3% (glass) + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 6% (Watsonian) + ----> + 7% * 1.3 (Subconscious Dark, 1 empty room. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + 7% * 1.3 (Darkfire Lance. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + ----> + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 12% (Blazing) + ----> + 2% (Rogerian) + 2% (times number of Sun parts, total of 10%)

Purchased thingies:
Subconscious Dark (part. It's one of the things I added during the turn delay)
Hall of Hope (part)

Glyph of Focus (+1 C per turn, +5 maximum C)

Nice chat with Richard

Hm. He didn't seem to respond. I also want to edit in some stuff to talk with Ender/Jean.


Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]

Do I get another alchemy from the chimney?

I go to talk to Junko, saying that the GM's description of her is a massive spoiler for her native game. And isn't that what Junko wants? To make people sad? So by being a massive walking spoiler, she's doing that. She should feel so proud.

Alchemy and charges:
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hole Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8, Glyph of Growth lvl 4, Glyph of Decay lvl 7, Compassion lvl 20, The BoomHammer lvl 12, Limit Found lvl 15, The Foul Blade lvl 14, Word Choice lv 5, Azure lvl 14, Fishing Omnirod lvl 13, Glyph of Purity lvl 8, Regal Paper lvl 8 *3

Duplicate another regal paper
Regal Paper || Lime Green Dye && (Dice && Gold && Four Leaf Clover) = Glyph of Luck 3/5 (level 8)
(White Queen piece (as in chess) && Black Knight piece) || Clockwork machinery && Mirror = Glass Soldier 4/10 (level 20)

Got +3. +1 to Toast, +1 to Krill. +2 from GM.
I hope I don't have to use this (for its original purpose): 46/50 + 4 from killed charge

With that 50 post charge done, I offer it up to be used for the Anime Cure

New Charge: 1/50 + 8 from killed charge = 9/50
PTOTW: 27/30 + 20
We never stop charging stuff. Ever: 12/50 Distributed to other charges

Shop below
Standing atop a nearby hill, a new tower stood, shooting up into the air like a blooming flower. It is made of perfectly smooth and dyed stone, streaked and splotched with dark colors to highlight the extremely tall, eastward facing black tinted window. The inside is dark and spacious, most of the light not coming from the window, but instead the racks and walls covered faintly glowing runes, each slowly pulsating with their own unique color. The inside is floored with a black, slightly reflective stone, with some spots being polished to perfection so that when some of the runes happened to shine a similar color, the floor gave the impression of walking across the cosmos covered in glinting stars. Where there aren't runes, the walls are lined with shelves containing various goods and items for sale, often placed so that they caught the light or gave off dancing shadows along the opposite wall. The shelves for items stretched high into the air until they reached the glass ceiling. Through the glass was a fountain that constantly swirled red colored and lit water, making it look like the surface of the sun, constantly in flux. The light in the entire building was constantly in motion, slightly swaying and shifting with each second.

Welcome, dear patron, to Amaryllis.

People from DTG2 may recognize this kind of thing. Pretty major visual step up from the Alchemy Emporium, huh? Here, you can pay charge points for various items and services. Whenever you choose to spend on of your assists on this shop, you get 1$ to spend on items here, when they are available. I will allow you to keep up to 15$ worth of credit here before you have to spend it on something, and if you have -10$ or less, I won’t let you buy anything else until that is paid off. If you’re a good customer, I’ll increase your credit score and let you store/spend more. Finances 101 with Talist.

Prices in this store are subject to change.

Total Profit: 0$

N/A



Depending on what your goals are, things are different prices. Due to duplication, if you're an AZ, I'll give you anything for 1$. It doesn't help me to hoard things.

Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Coghammer lvl 3, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1, The BoomHammer lvl 12, the Foul Blade lvl 14

Unless something has a price tag, its cost is equal to its level.

Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8, Glyph of Growth lvl 4, Glyph of Decay lvl 7, Glyph of Purity lvl 8.

I am also willing to buy alchemies off of you for in store credit. By default, I’ll buy an alchemy that is level 4 or above for 70% of its level, rounded up.

Commission
You can also request a commission from me. Just tell me what to make, and I’ll try to get it to you as soon as I can. The price by default is equal to the end result’s level.

50 Charge Loan (When available)
Do you need extra firepower right now for some reason? Well, if I have a charge almost ready, I’ll loan it out to you. The default cost is 55 assists. So you get a 50 post charge now to do whatever you want with it, but you have to give me a total of 55 assists back. This charge still counts as my charge being used, so therefor you can combine it with a charge of your own to make a 100 post charge. In addition, if this is used for a 50 post entity, it might be slightly stronger than normal due to my leveling system. (currently I have no buff to entities summoned)

I am willing to negotiate the interest rate. Expect a higher interest rate if you want to do something I’d find morally objectionable, and if the opposite, expect a lower interest rate. I will give you a slightly lower interest rate if you’re willing to leave a security deposit of one of your alchemies with me. I will give you the alchemy back once the loan is paid off.

Don’t ask me how you’re buying these IC…

Because I want excuses to practice Blender, here are some offers! Note that for all of these, I don’t know when/if I’ll have time to work on them, so feel free to only pay me once I show you the result. For all of these, the price varies based on the complexity/difficulty of the job. I've also managed to recruit Battlefury into this, so he might do modeling jobs.

Character/Weapon Model: Default of 6$
(This model is untextured and un-animated. Adding a texture will cost extra, and adding an armature (making the model posable) will cost a little extra. I can send the completed result to you as a .stl or a .obj file. If you have access to a 3D printer, you can use the .stl file to print out a statue of the model. You need to have at least one good picture of the item in question, but more pictures from various angles are useful. 2$ discount if you happen to have an orthographic projection of the item in question.)

3D Animation: No default price because it depends on how much movement/complexity you want.
Sadly, I can currently only offer animations using Minecraft styled characters and items because I’m can’t texture or rig custom models yet. If you want a specific scene, make it in Minecraft then send me the world file. I know how to do lighting, some texturing, movement, and simple physics such as cloth, wind, and impacts. If I don’t know how to do something, I’ll try to learn how.

2D Animation: Still no default price, but cheaper than 3D animation
Send me 2D images and I can animate them. Or better yet, send me several images to splice together. Although, please note... I'm no artist. So I'm only really good at making scenes, not actions. Think along the lines of Hearthstone golden cards. I can do things like that. I can also do some video effects, such as glitchy distortions for all the edge lords in the crowd today.



Words of emotional support: 0$

Current Promotion: Scribe’s Library
Being a scribe, Gail is interested in collecting stories. If you tell her a story relating to your character/where your character comes from, then you can get a 2$ discount on any purchase, limit of one per customer. And it has to be a good, relevant story that would actually be interesting to read.
 
It has been way too long. After struggling with the Forge and a severe lack of motivation (to do the forge, mostly), we're finally back in the saddle, with updates that don't take literal months to complete to boot! Hoorah!

The Forge is still a thing, but now it will be worked on between updates, and in chunks. It won't out-prioritize this thread any further.

I take out information on the O person who left the note in the box of desires, from the box of desires. I also run a full scan of jean?'s body, to determine where the base of its neck is in the shadow.

Also after the AZ/GS merge, I'm hopping over to N (don't make me lose my stuff)

Charges
F.O.B.=20/50
Helldiver fireteam=20/50

R&D
Lord Kitchener the AI=8/11
grappling hook && improved auto-target systems && improved reel in motors && extra wire = anti-titan grappling hook 1/?? (level ??)
anti-titan cloak && active camo unit = near-flawless cloaking unit 1/?? (level ??)

eDen spark (Infantry compatible, level 3)
No mans sky (wingsuit, infantry compatible, level 3)
Gen. Patton the AI (level 3)
Hacking tool (level 3)
Youse-A shotgun
Box of desires
Void hovercycle (level 10)

You switch to Neutral.

I'm not sure what you're referring to by the 'O' Person, sorry.

It appears that Jean?'s body is more akin to a Transcendent of the Creation element than anything, partially biological and partially pure refined fire. You quickly determine her size to be morphable due to her element, but not so much her actual shape. The base of her neck is all the way at the 2,500 point at her current size, roughly dead ahead.

grappling hook && improved auto-target systems && improved reel in motors && extra wire = anti-titan grappling hook (Level 5: 1/3)
anti-titan cloak && active camo unit = near-flawless cloaking unit (Level 5: 1/3)

Auth looks sadly at the now-battered and beaten Roxxanne.

Roxxanne! Good lord, are you going to be okay?

Auth then glares at his syringe. It's useful for healing... but this requires something more potent. Something he doesn't have. And that was the only healing weapon. Auth slowly starts to panic, because Roxxanne won't last another turn like that. His healing syringe isn't going to be enough.

Oh no, no. There's... I won't... I can't let them kill her.

Auth fails to realize Roxxanne will be fine if she runs out of HP, and that the Mindscape isn't going to start falling apart. Irrational fear of his friends dying, you understand. Stems from...

Actually, that's spoilers.

Auth looks at his hands, lightly encased in flame. He can bestow this to a person, to make them stronger, tougher. Auth assumes that this is another manifestation of Roxxanne's INFINITE BURNING FIGHTING SPIRIT. Auth clenches his fist. His ace in the hole isn't ready yet. Auth swirls ideas through his head. He's sapped.

But then one idea jumps into his head, at the same time as his chest begins to glow. It's the one spell he didn't wanna use. He took it, as it's also a pure (and potent) healing spell.

Oh for the love of...

Now, Auth has a thorough understanding of the potential implications of the spell. It's kind of the reason he dreaded using it, especially on the person he needs to use it on. But considering the dire situation... Auth swallows his pride. Auth steps to within arm's reach of Roxxanne.

H-hey Roxxanne...

Auth gently taps Roxxanne on the shoulder to get her attention.

Uh... I'm going to make sure that you don't get defeated. I can't heal you to full with this... so...

Auth signals to his syringe, then turns slightly red, and looks aside.

Uh... P-please don't hate me for what I'm about to do.

Auth closes his eyes, leans forward, and wraps his arms around his friend. His chest was glowing with light the entire time, which then explodes into a pillar of light around the two of them. This pillar remains for about thirty seconds, before subsiding. Auth still holds Roxxanne in an embrace, but all wounds she acquired over the course of the battle are gone.

I won't let them fell you.

Auth holds Roxxanne a little longer after the light subsides, before letting go and stepping back.

It's all gonna be okay. Keep fighting, Roxxanne! We can beat Yuuki!

Auth smiles to her, before being pelted in the back of the head with a book. Though, this isn't intended to make Auth kiss Roxxanne, it appears this was intended to be:

"Hey Auth! You might wanna read this!"

That book was the Codex Mark Animam. However, Auth just picks it up and examines it.

Hey? What's...


Auth decides quickly that it may be a good read... later. He picks up the book, and places it into a large pocket in his coat. He won't read it until he leaves the mindscape, unless someone suggests he do otherwise.

Auth then braces for impact. He's put himself in Range 2 of Yuuki. This isn't going to end well for him. Auth also appears to have ignored Tazz saying "cut the chatter!". Auth cares more about the wellbeing of his friend than not talking.

Action Summary:

Auth steps forward, to I8, and uses Lovely Cuddle on Roxxanne.

Meanwhile, Auth's Doll Fuzzy Hugs itself if possible, and if not, just moves to G6, to see if it can dash to Roxxanne's Doll before it dies.

SPECIAL ATTACKS:

Cure for the AGP: 18/50 (+2 Cyan, Cyan)

Cure for the AGP: 18/50 (+2 Cobalt, Cobalt, +1 Richard)

+1 to Cobalt, +1 to Pricey

Your actions are registered. Your doll nonsensically manages to hug itself.

Roxxanne giggles.

uA: heeheeheeheeheeheeheeeheeheeeeeee~
uA: A gentleman as always, hrm? Heeheeheeeee~


Tazz just groans.

You spy 3 bookmarks in the book as Roxxanne narrowly dodges an awkward scene. You are somehow enlightened (because the rolls were on Discord ages ago) to the Soul Marks of Hardalpheon, Olympia and Zelusni.

RWBY Volume 3: The last 4 episodes are pain incarnate, the last 2 are suffering incarnate.
1/2
>Sukard: Get message.
"Apparently, using some sort of scan pulse thing, I discovered that your Soul Marks are Abolitia and Elgrivine, with a power factor of 6/10. Enjoy your OP energy nulling ability and energy arm.
-What Remains of Xtrullor"
Huh. You don't know who Xtrullor is.
>Sukard: Put those voidy powers to good use.
You grab a book from the Void, and throw it at Auth while-

A greyish glitch field surrounds the book. The book freezes mid-air. Someone's not okay with this. A salty shipper's voice resounds in your head.

[">=WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? IT WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET GOOD!"]

An orange flaming Sigma symbol appears in your left eye while this happens, then disappears almost immediately. The voice is gone for now. The book starts moving. Outta one of the windows. Into the endless pile of dead things.

You think something is, or has been, wrong.
>Yuukiquest Action:
Move to E7, fire left, retreat to F6.
----
Meanwhile, Nekochromia finally gets a chat program to Sukard going.
"hello sukard! ^_^"
"Hello again, Sukard."
"(Nice to see you again. Don't ask why I'm speaking Spanish.)"

"'Sup."

"where's mardek? :3"

"He's on an airship in Indalo. Just chillin' where I can keep track of him. He'll be fiiiiiiiine."

"Oh, and I've got void powers now. A lot has happened since the explosion."


"(Good to know.)"
----
On an airship floating above Indalo, Mardek, wearing cool guy shades along with his regular outfit, relaxes, knowing that he'll be chillin' on this new version of Earth for a while, until he is needed.
--Mercenary Leveling System--
Abilities copied: None. (0/3)
Faction Coins: 0 AZ, 0 PZ, 0 N, 0 H
--Boosts--
+1 Sp33d0n
+1 Pricey
--Charges--
The First Cure to the AGP Ever: 50/50 (LOCKED!)
The Beyond, Armed with 40 More Posts of Charge: 3/40
--Alchemies--
Epsilon Storage Unit && All 14 Seasons of Red vs. Blue && Link to a Version of HackerTyper That Can Actually Hack = Descendant's Epsilon Storage Unit (Level 5) (2/3)
A modified AI storage unit, upgraded by a considerable level, and designed for hacking planets.
(Ircucvci && Breaker Blade (Terraria) || Tavros' Lance) && (Luminite Chunk && Edgium Chunk) && RWBY: Volumes 1-3 = Moonbreak (Level 10) (6/6) (Done!)
A black and teal greatsword, empowered by Adam Taurus' Semblance that lets him transfer damage taken into bonus damage for a single hit, and the suffering, sadness and salt of every RWBY fan after watching Volume 3. Also very effective at cutting off limbs.
All of MS Paint Adventures on a flashdrive && All of MS Paint Fan Adventures on a flashdrive && All of Pesterchum's Emotes on a flashdrive && Backdoor Code || Meme-Infused Flashdrive = MSPal: Hacker Edition (Level ?) (1/?)
Exactly what it says on the tin.
The Blank /\/ = The Whole (Level 10) (2/6)
AIOI?

YuukiQuest actions logged.

All of MS Paint Adventures on a flashdrive && All of MS Paint Fan Adventures on a flashdrive && All of Pesterchum's Emotes on a flashdrive && Backdoor Code || Meme-Infused Flashdrive = MSPal: Hacker Edition (Level 16: 1/9)

[ALCHIMIES]
[Grail of Power && Luck of the Irish && Water Blessed by RNGesus && A Thing Known As Fate=(Level ?)1/?]

[ITEMS WITH CHARGES]
[The Rise 36/50 Hits 3 entities with attacks of alive entities. Heals 3 entities for the damage of 1 of the attacks OR heals one entity for the combined damage of all attacks ][divided by 2.]
[The Fall 36/50 Uses attacks of 3 dead entities. Inflicts a 3 turn debuff 'Kamikaze' which causes an entity to inflict AoE damage on near by entities. Can't charge when enemies] [are debuffed.]
[Each has a 5 turn charge.]

[I decide to use this turn to heal my allies using the Grail of Power to strengthen them, specifically, the one that needs a boost the most, I also distract Yuuki-chan by] [teleporting a laser pointer near her. She uses it as expected, and I react accordingly, raising her sanity as she does this, or just distracts her.]

[On Hold:The Madness 0/50 Buffs 3 entities in same team. Gives buffed entities change to hit different entity to one selected that turn. Can't charge when entities are buffed.]

[Complete]
[Tarot Deck ~~~~ Loom =Scarf of Cards (in Richards possession)]
[Staple remover && Scissors && Three hole puncher && Sword = Slashademia (Level 7: 4/4 )]
[Pen && Highlighter && Pencil && Revolver = The Marks-Man (Level 7: 4/4)]
[Projector && Movie Real && 3D Glasses && Audio System=The Big Screen (Level 5)3/3 Complete]
[Guillotine && Executioner's Ax && Judge's Gavel && Jury's Votes=The Death Sentence(Level 13)7/7 +Complete+]
[Scythe && Occam's Razor && Schrodinger's Cat(Paper Copy) && Murphy's Law = What Will Go Wrong (Level 8, 5/5 +Complete+)]
[Wine && Purified Water && Potion of Strength && Goblet = Grail of Power (Level 7, 4/4)+Complete+]
[The Death Sentence && Poisoned Dagger && Revlover && Coffin = Gravebringer(Level 20)11/11 +Complete+]
[Gambler's Die && Mirror & Tarot Deck && Deck of Cards && Four-Leaf Clover= Luck of the Irish(Level 10) 6/6 +Complete+]
[The Marks-Man && Slashademia && The Big Screen && 4D Glasses= Theater Teacher(Level 13)7/7+Complete+]


Goodbye Lucky Souls, And a Flight of Drones to you.

Grail of Power && Luck of the Irish && Water Blessed by RNGesus && A Thing Known As Fate = ERROR! No conceptual items can be processed in the Alchemiter!

You distract Yuuki-Chan with a laser pointer, taking away an action! You are almost certainly never getting this lucky ever again.

(cyanogynist, can i use the thing you got from the hanger for alchemy (it was called the blank, right?)? I have an idea. also, is the 'now you're thinking with blackmist' charge related to armed with wings((the game))?EDIT: oh, so its just a buffed version of mine? (buffed in that 40 > 10)
+2 cyanogynist payment and also whynot
32/50 Elemental unlocking. (sorry for changing the size, i didn’t know about leveling systems before) EDIT: +2 from dop(?) +4 from that removed charge.
16/16 Mystic crystal [||||||||||||||||]
Using! I hand a mystical crystal to consumer in exchange for +8, or +4 if me giving this charge lets me obtain the spoil because of giving the biggest contribution, since to my understanding everyone gave less- trickle was 12, i heard, and everyone else is apparently less? i think? it sounded like that. anyway the mystical crystal boosts whatever their using it for.
new charge: 1/10 personally, I like upgrades [||||||||||]


[charge removed, 4 transferred to elemental unlocking, 2 used for my action below]
Ouroboros Knife /\/ = Okami (Level 20: 4/11)
Ouroboros Knife && Bow = Serpent Eating the Clouds (Level 20: 3/11)
Titanflame Axe /\/ = Titanice Axe (Level 10: 3/6)
I ask what the every-dimensional portal is and if there is any way I could use it.
hey, I was a GS. why did the beyond take damage before the change (to AZ).
[actionstart]
I decide to change the terrain. an aura of cold flame burns around my body, blackening the ground nearby, and I slowly rise into the air, twisting strands of ash rising upwards, spinning around me, and I float downwards, drawing the ourobos knife and titanflame axe. I vanish for a second, and when I reappear, the trees and other things have been sliced, and the sand turns to glass. I wave my hand and white marble walls rise from the ground, enclosing the field inside a large building, and several smaller sections of the field have been separated, most notably several airlocks and walls blocking off the anime girls. a rift opens and several doctors walk out, all of them from the future of the last version of the war thing, which is getting erased or something. they all start sterilizing the place and make several plague resistant walls, keeping the aura away, and giving everyone a reduced chance of plague. I continue to encase the girls with more defences, including ritual-circle-things and hexagonal shields, and realize that I can probably cut away the insanity with the ourobos knife, make like a thousand duplicates, and make automatic machines to cut away at insanity when used. while this happensI consider joining PZ...
...I decide not to, at least for now, but make a clear note that my alignment to AS is tenuous at best and my main reason to remain is EXOS and it takes a while to change, if i recall-----------
then I change my mind and roll a random number generator for it, since that is the best way to make decisions. anything over 90 is instant change, above 60 is eventually, 50-60 is roll again, and below 50 is stay. I roll a 98/100.
I change from AZ/GS to PZ
"I am now changing my alignment from AZ to PZ. please do not use this as evidence for one sides superiority, argue about it, or act betrayed. this is a game and i have decided to play the villain."
"sorry "Athen" for wasting that 'the body' thing :/"
"(please make sure beyond goes with me)"

continuing my building of a hospital that increases sanity, I start building random sanity-gas traps, replacing all sources of water with liquid sanity, and making anime-girl detectors that automatically grab the girl and inject them with sanium, hook them up to an IV, and deploy a hypnosis machine to convince them the world is not an anime high-school. I then create a aquamarine rift to another world,which pumps pure, plauge-less air, and create a magical quarantine around all anime girls, keeping their air from mixing with the rest of the air.
[actionend]
[action summery: make the terain provide sanity regen and reduce airborn plauge spread. change from AZ to PZ]
Battlefury13/Conderp, I suggest making a copy of the velvet TV thing before using it, since it might have some kind of transformation effect like the hangar did, which would prevent it being alchemised with afterwards.

You change the field to, in loose speak, a Sanitorium! Sadly, it appears the majority of the doctors from the first AGP purge were in retirement (because after all of that you'd want to get out of the business as well). This will restore 2% of Sanity to all Anime Girls per turn... And more, if you get rid of that Narrative-forsaken Plague Aura! Due to your hard work, you do not expend charge, leaving the extra 2 to go back to your Mythical Crystal charge.

You flip to PZ! UserZero is not terribly trusting of you, but welcomes you anyways. Your Mythical Crystal will boost Zerisek's action this turn, whatever it is, even if it turns out that everyone did ninja edits and just slammed the PZ side in retaliation!

((super water orb)) AND zero point magic generator 3/11
Arcum Aereum AND energy condenser 8/8
Nulla Stella AND energy condenser 7/8

3/50 for Helping Out a Friend
15/50 for my artificial companion of choice
7/7 for sanity bomb
+2 to speed's AGP CURE charge

Zerisek will use heroic sacrifice, targeting Yuuki, with any potential overkill going to the other miscellaneous anime girls.

Instead of converting my deleted charge into points for another charge I take mmy 7 post charge and raise my arms up in the air, a spirit-ball like orb of green energy flies up in the air, joining what will hopefully be a lot of others.

You pile 7 charge into the sphere of important things, I think! JOEBob's Mythical Crystal joins to add a total of 18 extra charge, for a total of 25!

Bloating and Gluttony: 2/3
Poisonous Flower of Gluttony: Ready!

Attacks:
I order the French Frydra to eat a random hostile.

It will do as you say.

Sniper Rifle || (The Scorpion && Liquid Nitrogen Gun && Lava Gun && ~Ath Manual && A Literal Gallon of LSD && Taser) = Far Out (Level 15: 5/8)

Toxicity Edge && Francium && (The entire Actinide series, &&'d together) && Miniature Green Sun = First Assassin [Level 20 2/11]
Wow, I didn't think I'd be able to just grab one of those, but it is definitely cleaner than inserting an alchemical recipe for it into another recipe. Anyways, description:
A truly lethal blade, fashioned from the most noxious chemicals available to mortals and reinforced with the unadulterated power of a miniature Green Sun, this sword has the unique capability of slaying a First Guardian. By tapping into the same power, it can keep up with all but the most skilled guardian's teleportation, slicing, poisoning, and irradiating through all in its wake. It's form is difficult to perceive, as it is constantly flickering with energy, but the blade seems to radiate out from an icon of the Green Sun just above the hilt, as if modeled after a solar flare.
Tazz, if you had something different in mind, then instead of the above description, I preview First Assassin.

Quake Erosion && ICBM = Intercontinental Ballistic Hammer [Level 10 2/ 6]
> Quake Erosion, but with a swing assisted with the force of an ICBM. Basically a stronger version of Nora's Magnhild in hammer form or Reinhardt's Rocket Hammer.

Charges:
Solid hydrogen cube 9/10

7 charge points (5 from original +2 assists) expended into a ball of pure energy that flies off to be contributed to the Zerisek Sanity Bomb.

6 / 50?? (Rebalanced into) Next You're Going to Say... (?)

Assists:
+2 to @Battlefury13/Conderp (SAVE THE ANIMUS)

Action:

The lab coat I was previously wearing shreds itself and races off to assist the cure researchers. I barely notice however, as I suddenly flicker and fall to the ground and begin violently convulsing.

Hello?
Every sentient being on the battlefield has the same thought, at the same time. It is an unusual thought, but indistinguishable from their normal internal monologue, no matter what language that may be. The battle rages on, undisturbed.
I don't know who I am.
Another thought, and again simultaneous. This time it is strikingly out of character for most on the battlefield, but once again matches all normal patterns of thought, respectively. All patterns, except one.

I flicker again, but regain form on my feet, as if nothing has happened. My eyelids are strangely closed, but my eyes move rapidly beneath them. Despite not possessing sight at the moment, I step towards the nearest entity - Murakumo Mu. Prominence slides onto one hand, while The Outer Knock is readied in the other.
I begin to flashstep in a circle about Mu, making sure to catch her eye. A sword materializes in front of me, swaying as if wielded by the currents of the wind.
This is a challenge.
Periodically, afterimages pry themselves from the perimeter I have established and advance towards Mu. Each one manipulates the sword, taking lazy swipes that Mu needs not even block. That is, until two afterimages begin attacking at once, each twice as fast as the original. This continues until ten discrete afterimages slice and dice from the sides, some even jumping into the air to split Mu's attention into three dimensions. Still, they are too slow, their swings too light to break Mu's guard.
This continues for hours, then days, then weeks, months, years, and so on.
Obviously a single turn does not last this long, but Mu is to busy whirling about in a maelstrom of arcing blades to notice that she has been caught up in an elaborate hypnotic trance.
The dance inside her mind continues, but at this point the real me appears, temporarily scaled to the size of Mu. I place Prominence over her face, before summoning the spear form. Orange energy bursts forth, faster than I could have ever thrust it, piercing straight through Mu's head and out the back. The shock rips Mu out of the trance, but before she can react, The Outer Knock strikes the newly torn hole.

Bong

Sound reverberates through her entire body as the outside of her head instantly freezes solid. Ice spreads into the hole rapidly, then covers every surface it can find inside, giving her a lethal case of head cold. I put her out of her misery with a second knock, which shatters what is left of her head and chills the rest of her body as well.

tl;dr: I distract Mu, then dual wield Prominence and The Outer Knock into her head, skewering, freezing, and finally shattering it.

Apologies for the illegible color. I may change it if it becomes a major problem. None of this will act as a distraction during the actions of entities or other players. I'm really going to try to write this well, so criticism is appreciated.

I don't have many objections, except that it could kill a First Guardian. Between Green Sun energies (probably immune to that, unless it's a Red Sun guardian) and the lack of Cueball-material (stated weakness), I'd be unsure. Though I don't think any other power of its is questionable and it deserves the Level 10.

FYI, my settings for background have it pretty visible ('Snow,' which turns the usual nearly-white text into nearly-black text).

~Charges~
Daytime Television. 1/25 Moved into 'The Dreamer'.
All-Purpose. 27/50 (+2 from Tazz, Talist, +1 from Ire, Darkside)
The Dreamer. 25/25 (+2 from Richard, +1 from EXOS and Daytime Television) COMPLETED.

+1 to Darkside, +1 to Talist.

~Alchemy~
None.

~Action~
The Vanilla Bean exists, quietly.

Eris uses Deadly Thrust to the southeast.

Zerisek Energy: Heroic Sacrifice.

@The Flaming Toast I have no clue if you're expending that Dreamer charge, or for what purpose. I'll assume it will be for nothing.

YuukiQuest action logged.

+1 into Zeriesk's Heroic Sacrifice





Ah, the Failure, consider it similar to a golem made of godmodder flesh... albeit not quite at all but it's as close as one can get. And it is an art of sorts, but I am ill suited to explain as this isn't my specialty compared my technologically adept counterpart.

Nyarlathotep gazes at the Anime Horde.

You know what, I think I should introduce myself.

Reality doesn't warp, it hurriedly gets of Nyarlathotep's way as he prepares to bring another mask to the Battlefield. His servants appear via various means through technology or magic to prepare the ritual.

Charges
A Smiling God 31/50 (+3 Hezetor)


Overlord of the Emerged Lands 34/50(+3 Hezetor and +1 from Consumer )


Assists
+1 to Consumer and +2 to Hezetor


The Alchemiter

That's one heckuva introduction.

Pteranodon Gunner 14/35

I notice a Giant Foot on the battlefield, which I rush towards and slap it a little. Not even like a hard slap, like a tiny little slap on the wrist. Well you know, if it did have a wrist. You know what, I try to find the closest thing on the foot that looks like a wrist, which I believe to be the pinky toe. I give the toe a little slap and then start walking off. Then I start thinking that's more like the pinky finger more than the wrist. I head back to find what is more like a wrist than a pinky toe, which I now find to be the middle part of the foot between toes and the ankle (I tried googling what it was called, but there were too many names that I found so that's what I'm going with). I feel as if I had slapped the wrist, but I am still a little unsure, so I roll the foot over and slap the bottom of it. But now I start wondering if that's like giving a Giant Foot a high five... I then walk over to the ankle on the foot, and am wondering if that would be like the wrist. I conclude to myself that is scientifically close enough and I slap it all the way across the ankle. That's all I do.

The Giant Foot is dead, not like it stops this at all, really.

OC:
none


===Alchemy===

new and cool: (Transcendence && Void) || Wire Coat Hanger 1/? ???



new and cool: Applied Phlebotinum && Caledfwlch = ???? 1/? [?]


(Magetear Droplet && Vial of Abyssal Ink) && Amethyst Flame == Burning Sign. 8/8 [15] Complete!
Burning Sign: The hexagonal callsign of the Dæmon, composed of fluid ink infused with cosmic concentrate. A Burning Sign can be grafted chemically to the flesh of its bearer at any location with little thought. It occasionally reveals snippets of events that are yet to come, have already passed, and are occurring. As with any stellar concentrate, the Burning Sign can be molded to the desires of the wielder, from sword to shield to pen to rose.



(Eye of Odin && (Amethyst Flame && Liquid Starlight) || Eye = Odin's Stellar Eye 5/9 [16]

Eye of Odin: A small ring with a eye forged of various metals and gems upon it, it grants the ability to see otherwise invisible movement- This can manifest in many forms, including teleportation endpoints, methods of movement that conceal the user, and, to an lesser extent that is ultimately dependant on the wielding being's dimension, able to see into higher dimensions, though interaction is limited to whatever would be normal.


Odin's Stellar Eye: A metallic eye with a amethyst crystal iris, and a liquid starlight pupil, that allows for the user to see pure knowledge in addition to it's previous abilities. Thanks to the powerboost granted to it by the magical catalysts within, it can manipulate and shift pure knowledge. allowing for it to be weaponized. Under the proper circumstances, it can easily disrupt forms of movement hidden from the user otherwise, using pure knowledge. In addition to this, it can create and fire out blasts and bursts of amethyst flame and liquid starlight, all of which can be manipulated to some degree.



I duplicate the Mutative Slime and Sword of Absolute Order and hand them off to EmeraldMann, then duplicate the Mutative Slime and the Velvet Television and hand them off to Crystalcat.


Yuukiscape Action:


duwu2

====



Inventory:
http://pastebin.com/WnYv5NKH
Entity Commands:
Throne 2:

Mech: ERROR: SUSPENDED
My drones:




50/50 Respect 2 +abe and pricey 8+ shunted
10/50: Le Cure 2+ abe
8/8 Shunted into Respect!
3+ to consumer of all

(Transcendence && Void) || Wire Coat Hanger = ERROR! No conceptual items can be processed in the Alchemiter!

Applied Phlebotinum && Caledfwlch = Sword of Plot Advancement (Level 8: 1/5)

No-one said that applying things into the Alchemiter could not make the level go backwards.

YuukiQuest actions logged... Late. So very late. Sent over Discord.

If this occurs again then it will be treated like a Mind-controlled action, IE, you lose half of your health automatically.

Charges
Plan B 45/50 (+1 EXOS, 2 Piono, 2 GM)
Plan Z 10/50
+1 Piono and Helldiver
Action:
"So Flumpty went down and I believe that means I'm AZ now, very well I'm glad to be aboard"
Super pulls out a soothing music box and plays a calming song on it for Lillie raising her sanity
Alchemies:
Super Microchip && Essence of Stability && Zamasu Soul = Inactive Sane Zamasu AI (Level 16: 3/9)

Inventory:
Socks of Supreme Spatial Movement (Level 9)
Mystic Mouse (Level 5)

You restore 2% Sanity to Lillie!

[N] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)

Echeladder-style Level 4: XP 51,500/300,000 (+47,500 for damaging Flumpty)


ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]

This is the first post.

Before Action: An mysterious person in the base where I see my troops, being incredibly salty and aggressive to other people.

???: Looks like I was going to be a another gorillaing day at this time because of the gorillaing anime girls are gorillaing about...

Action: I look at the newborn enderdragon before I take out a rocket launcher before I shoot a heat seeker rocket at the newborn enderdragon but the rocket contains disabling energy and when that hits, it explodes making the newborn enderdragon fall in a pit and then the pit closes it in so the newborn enderdragon will never come outside.

The newborn enderdragon was being clubbed to death by some crazy clubber with 2 large spiky clubs which contains poison and acid.


THE CURE OF THE PLAGUE 47/50 +2 from Sp33don, +1 from W32Coravint with a bonus of +2 from Tazz/Comp as well [IMPORTANT/ANTI-PLAGUE]


Planet Hackers [HACK THE PLANET! Project] 28/50

Alchemy Creation:

Blood Diamond Armour && Wings && Durasteel (That if I am not doing Saurite alchemies right now.) && Aura of Healing = Guardian Angel 6/10 (Power Rank XVIII)

Broken Temmie Crown && Repair-kits && Durasteel = Temmie Crown 2/5 (Power Rank VIII)

Joke Alchemy: None
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet.
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet.


REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy

10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies

Allies Action:

We will be return, sooner than that...

+1 to W32Coravint, Sp33d0n and Battlefury (Towards the Cure of the Plague). (1 [GS], 2 [N])

Charge Bank: +11 from Talist +5 from Toast and Hezetor = 21 Charge Points in total


Inventory has been moved to the Forge II because I don't have the Word Doc and it saves character space for Tazz.

You deal 15,000 damage to the Newborn Enderdragon!

Do you ever wonder why... DTG is looking so much like Halo/Red vs. Blue lately? The resemblance is uncanny.
2/2
>Sukard: Idle.
You play Realm Grinder then your computer becomes sentient, teleports to TF2, joins an idle server, and reaches maximum idle capacity. It then becomes an idle singularity, temporarily collapsing the server.
----
The feed continues.
"Whatever that rainbow portal thing did wasn't /\ction Bomb Essence. It was a laser of time anomalies of some sort. It seems to draw power from everyone who participates in a "/" ship. Or maybe that's just time going to gorilla."

"should we go back and try to fight it again? :/"

"No. I'm pretty sure that its attacks will somehow bounce off you, travel through time and space, and hit me in the face. Somehow. Besides, it's too strong!"

"(Get out of the mindscape quickly, or bad things will happen.)"

"Well thanks, Cobalt!"

"(...)"

"If I ever get time powers, I'm dragging you guys here. And no, Nekochromia, I'm not telling you where- gorilla, I already told you.

"Can'+. I've go+ a business +o run. Lo+s of work."
":D :D :D :D /:D\ :D :D :D :D"

"/\ctually, Cobalt, I understanded what you said, and I think I need to get out quickly, before this place takes my sanity with it. No translator bomb needed."
----
Sukard notices his sanity dropping slightly.

Nekochromia and Cobalt went back to Remnant, and had a short mental breakdown after just realizing that Penny is dead, Pyrrha is dead, and NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENED. EVER. OF ALL TIME. Well, only Nekochromia did that. Cobalt just made plans for building a new, more regulation-friendly weapon.

Dimitri went to Healcomm HQ, and probably started developing trees that spawn kittens, or the cure to fandom-induced PTSD.
--Mercenary Leveling System--
Abilities copied: None. (0/3)
Faction Coins: 0 AZ, 0 PZ, 0 N, 0 H
--Boosts--
+2 Sp33d0n
--Charges--
The First Cure to the AGP Ever (AGP-CURE): 50/50 (LOCKED!)
Mess With The Best, Die Like The Rest (HTP): 6/50 (+2 delay)
--Alchemies--
Epsilon Storage Unit && All 14 Seasons of Red vs. Blue && Link to a Version of HackerTyper That Can Actually Hack = Descendant's Epsilon Storage Unit (Level 5) (3/3) (Done!)
A modified AI storage unit, upgraded by a considerable level, and designed for hacking planets.
All of MS Paint Adventures on a flashdrive && All of MS Paint Fan Adventures on a flashdrive && All of Pesterchum's Emotes on a flashdrive && Backdoor Code || Meme-Infused Flashdrive = MSPal: Hacker Edition (Level ?) (2/?)
Exactly what it says on the tin.
(Caledfwlch && (Turntables && Time Magic = Timetables) = Caledscratch) && (Dubstep Cannon && EAS Tones In A Jar && Greatsword Hilt) && (Blast Shard && Smoke Magic && Neon Magic && Video Magic && Concrete Magic || Greatsword Blade) = Blade of the Bass Knight (Level ?) (1/?)
A sword, designed with a speaker and a turntable on its square pommel, attuned to the elements of time, sound, smoke, neon, video, and concrete. Its time magic is of minor potency, only allowing short trips to distant ages and repair of the blade. Its great power over sound lets it send shockwaves into enemies, play annoying music to distract crowds, and simply mess with people. The rest of the powers are a little bit different. At most one of them can be active at a time, and you choose by replacing the disc with one of four elemental discs, hammerspaced within a portal behind the disc slot. When using these discs, you can manipulate the chosen element much like a secondary Conduit can, but the sound magic is dampened slightly.
The Blank /\/ = The Whole (Level 10) (3/6)
AIOI?

(Caledfwlch && (Turntables && Time Magic = Timetables) = Caledscratch) && (Dubstep Cannon && EAS Tones In A Jar && Greatsword Hilt) && (Blast Shard && Smoke Magic && Neon Magic && Video Magic && Concrete Magic || Greatsword Blade) = Blade of the Bass Knight (Level 11: 1/7)

Alchemies
(Trollface && Recording of Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой (Trololo) && Essence of Eduard Khil && Trolling Energy Canister) && RPG-32 = UMadBro Launcher (Level 10, 3/6)
UMadBro Launcher: A rocket launcher imprinted with the images of a trollface and a green-skinned troll with fangs. Upon firing, a rocket made of trolling energies will be released, which will explode, but with the sound of the Trololo instead of an explosion sound. If aimed at any sentient being, the sounds of directionless rage will follow.

(Speed Plus Module && Environmental Controller) && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Speed Module (Level 5, 2/3)
A cubic module that grants Speed III in a radius around it.

(Ultimate Solar Antigravitational Drive && (Wireless Redstone Receiver (WR-CBE) && Signalum Lock = Locked-Frequency Wireless Redstone Receiver) = Wireless Antigravitational Drive) && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Flight Module (Level 5, 2/3)
A cubic module that grants flight to anything it is connected to.

Charges
Project M19-Cure for the Anime Girl Plague (17/50) (Pricey x1, Sp33d x1, Tazz x2, 3rd charge x4)
Project M21-Stupidly OP Entity (1/25)
+1 to Sp33d0n, +1 to Pricey12345.

Elements
9x C, 4x O, 1x Si, 8x S

OBJECTION!
Tazz, my second post last turn was a 10-charged action. Unless Sakuya is really that insane, I doubt it only restored 5% sanity.

Action (Nitrogen, 7)
I quickly summon a shield for EXE. It's made of bricks of various really powerful materials orbiting her. They will clip through her but block attacks that touch them. The shield is composed of bricks made of 8 materials, all covered with a thin layer of glitch.
  1. Bedrockium
  2. Iridium reinforced tungstensteel
  3. Terrarian Adamantite
  4. Mana diamond plated Terrasteel
  5. Warded Ichorium
  6. Reinforced Quintuple Compressed Stone
  7. Ichorcloth Wrapped Adaminite
  8. Osmium Reinforced Steel
Entity Orders
"EXE, protect yourself with more crimson scales!"

Whops. You restore 10% Sanity to Sakuya instantly as compensation.

You create an eight-layer shield for EXE!

Sniper Rifle || (The Scorpion && Liquid Nitrogen Gun && Lava Gun && ~Ath Manual && A Literal Gallon of LSD && Taser) = Far Out (Level 15: 6/8)

Toxicity Edge && Francium && (The entire Actinide series, &&'d together) && Miniature Green Sun = First Assassin [Level 20 3/11]
I preview this, since it went through.

Quake Erosion && ICBM = Intercontinental Ballistic Hammer [Level 10 3/ 6]
> Quake Erosion, but with a swing assisted with the force of an ICBM. Basically a stronger version of Nora's Magnhild in hammer form or Reinhardt's Rocket Hammer.

Charges:
Solid hydrogen cube 10/10 EXPENDING

7/50 Unlock Module: Analysis (Rebalanced into) Next You're Going to Say... (?)

Assists:
+2 to @Battlefury13/Conderp

Action:

I return to my previous size, but flicker again. Before it even registers, I'm back on the ground. This time however, the convulsions are less severe.

...
The voice is simply bigger. It is not louder or more pervasive, it’s just that – when compared to the normal internal monologue – it is bigger. In fact, it is simply the biggest voice there is. And yet…

Who am I? Where am I?

And yet, it conveys an almost pathetic desperation; it possesses a characteristic of overwhelming confusion, like that of an ordinary student dropped in a class of theoretical physics. However (unlike that of the student), whatever entity is making this contact seems also to be moving towards understanding incredibly quickly.

Why does everything hurt?
...


Aaaaaand I'm back up again, still no sign that any of that ever happened, except for the disconcerting feeling of having your mind infilitrated. But while everyone is distracted, I'm pointing to certain point that just so happens to be directly above the growing ender horde. For my first ever charged attack, I summon a massive 50m^3 block of solid hydrogen. It doesn't last long though, because before the hydrogen can react with the surrounding atmosphere, I cut it into an uncountable amount of miniature cubes. If I was moving normally, the energy expended would be that of several nuclear detonations, but I'm flashstepping.
With ridiculously large portions of hydrogen now perfectly set up to undergo a massive exothermic reaction, it's time to break out some stoichiometry!
Reacting with the O2 in the air, the H forms liquid water with a standard enthalpy of formation of -285.8kJ * mol^-1, or 285.8 kilo-joules released per mole of water formed.

(50m)^3(H) * (100cm/m)^3 * 0.088g(H)/cm^3(H) * mol(H)/1.00794g(H)
(Where (H) means hydrogen) gives us the moles of hydrogen invloved - 1.0913348017 * 10^10 (rounded for convenience, hereafter referred to as [molH])

2 moles of (H) react for every 1 mole of water produced:

[molH](H) * mol(H2O)/2mol(H) * 285.8kJ/mol(H2O) = apprx. 1.559517431593 * 10^12 kJ
= about 1560 TJ (terajoules) or 373 kilotons of TNT

That's roughly 17 times stronger than Nagasaki's "Fat Man" at the bare minimum, for reference.

The actual ten points of charge comes into play here, which I channel to capture and store all the energy yielded by the reaction. In other words, I now have a medium size atom bomb in my possession, but more on that later. For now, I have to get to the oxygen used and water synthesized.

There are 4 moles of H for every one mole of O2 so dividing the moles of H by 4 yields the moles of O2. The molar weight of O2 is about 31.9988, giving the mass. The density of O2 is 1.429g/L, giving the volume. Convert that to cubic meters to get blocks.

Finally, since oxygen is only 20.946% of Earth's atmosphere, and Minecraft's atmosphere can be assumed to be similar based on fire physics (since fire requires O2), the actual number of air blocks depleted of oxygen is much higher.

[molH](H) * mol(O2)/4mol(H) * 31.9988g/mol(O2) * L(O2)/1.429g(O2) * 1m^3(O2)/1000L(O2) * m^3(atmosphere)/0.20946m^3(O2) = 291,674,443 cubic meters of atmosphere depleted of O2.

In terms of one massive cube of depleted air blocks, that's a cube with side lengths of about 663 blocks. Of course, oxygen will quickly flood in to replace the missing oxygen from a essentially infinite source, but it will still take time to return to levels even remotely breathable. Not to mention, combustion is almost impossible in this anoxic/hypoxic zone.

And now the Endermen spawn directly into it every turn.

Oh wait, there's still water and energy to deal with. Hold on, folks.

As previously stated, there's about 2 moles of H for every mole of water, so simply halve the moles of H. Water's molar mass is approximately 18.01528g per mole, giving the mass of water. Water's density is 1g per cubic centimeter - convenient - and cubic centimeters can quickly be converted into cubic meters.

[molH](H) * 1mol(H2O)/2mol(H) * 18.01528g(H2O)/mol(H2O) * 1cm^3(H2O)/1g(H2O) * (1m/100cm)^3 = 98,304m^3 of water

That's about equal to a cube with side lengths of 46 meters. Not as much as the oxygen, but still an impressive volume of water - which is promptly dumped on the Endermen's spawn point. If this was any other environment this would quickly drain into the desert, but in Minecraft, 2 blocks of water guarantees an infinite amount, and this is quite a bit more than infinite. Even if it did drain, that's still a lot of water and by MInecraft mechanics only a fraction of a block is needed to damage an Enderman.

Now for the energy. I compress the energy and then convert it into mass to make a black hole, which I place on the field, wiping it.

Just kidding!

I instead split it evenly among the PZ's and detonate it inside their abdominal cavities, or whatever analogous area. Have some more fireworks, UzerZero.

tl;dr: I blow up some hydrogen, which douses the Endermen horde in water and suffocates them, probably for multiple turns. The energy is manipulated via the ten post charge into obliterating the PZ's via multiple precision detonations, each at least as strong as a nuclear bomb. Science, gorrila!

SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!

The Neutral Endermen are all instantly slain, and 20,000 damage is dealt to every PZ entity on the field!​

Charges & Summons:

[1]: Swarm of Pikachus (4/30)
[2]: Summon Goblin Army (5/15)
[3]: Combo Attack (4/16)


HP: None yet (basically invincible till proper charge)

INVENTORY:
[EMPTY]

ALCHEMIES:
[1]: Bramble Shot && Tendon Bow && Aquatic Shooter && Molten Fury || Bee Knees && Hellbat Bow && Slime Staff == Night's Resort (4/8) (Lvl 15)
[2]: Iron Armor && Gold Armor && Shadow Armor && Mythrill && (Soul of Night && Titanum && Technetium) || Chainmail == Dark Mythrillum Chainmail (4/8) (Lvl 15)
[3]: Turtle Shield && Turtle Armor && Frozen Turtle Shell && Everfrost Essence && Quantum Essence && Obsidian Shield && Ankh Shield && (Soul of Light && Cthulhu's Shield) == Holy Durable Turtle Shield (4/11) (Lvl 20)
ACTIONS:
I can't remember how long I was inactive, I can't remember how I got inactive. Just, how!?
"Hmm, I must've been in wrong body ALL THE TIME!"
Right, that Pokemon, which blocked me from acting here.
"No, that's not Pokemon."
Who are you?
"Your inside consciousness."
Well, after that short talk, I decide to knock out random PZ entity. In dl;tr. Because what I'm going to do, is massive. First, I'm hooking in that entity a massive hammer, just size of me, then hook it out, in, out, in, out, in, stabbity-stab that entity, smash, using the bluntforce, etc. Well, but nobody said I'm done yet. I'm smashing their body slowly and slowly, laughing maniacally, as it yelps for mercy. "No, you ain't gonna get any of it." I continue my spree, laughing occassionally, on the one enemy, when I swore - "you <hiss>ing <hiss>!" I stabbed the hell out of enemy using the sharp end, before remembering it was temporary hammerTM. Well, but it might be worthy to note, it was UserZero that I was knocking out by these attacks, before remembering - It must be funny! I then Use Special EffectsTM to dramatize that, but accidentally, I made too much of it, that I made theather out of it. "Hey, what's with this <hiss>face called UerZero here? I am the TRUE BLADE here!" I smash, laugh, pose super-dramatically and generally typo alot, while also murdering some UserZero music bots by uploading 10 songs at the same moment. Though, I'm not done yet. Every time you drop the bomb, you... Well, guess what! I'm dropping that bomb at UserZero! And it will explode, damaging her in blast of System of the <hiss> Booms, which explode into Booms, which spawn 5 leaf blades each, which spawn 10 Holy arrows each, which spawn 25 stars each, which spawn 50 pugis each, which spawns 100 Othins each,which Throw 4 Pugis at enemy, and the last Pugi changes into Bidoof, which then Protects, but when it protects, a Bewear comes in and hugs UserZero to point her soul leaves the world for second. But that's not the end. Bidoof evolves into legendary BidoofLord, who uses Legendoguillodig, which hits UserZero, and enrages her into thinking that it did kill her. I then go near her and poke her in eye using TuffGlove, while my second arm shoots her using crossbow I hid, and I play insanely loud version of T Station and Shamburger and You are a pirate. And I then finish UserZero with semi-sentimental Tsunami, which sadly didn't fire any arrow, so I strap it to her neck and shoot it, causing injuries to her, while she is fainted from this.
HELPS:
+2 Pricey
+1 Cyanogynist

UserZero liquefies as you attempt your first hook, stopping the rest of this attack nearly instantly! The remainder-the <hiss> Booms-have all of their attacks dodged up until the Bidoof, which she snags with her secret snag machine and then brainwashes with 8 billion different UserZero-made Propaganda machines/brainwashing powers.

...I have a bullet that shoots guns. I'm not going to question that logic, and instead ponder how to best combine my alchemies. AKA placeholder till I think of a combo attack. I take the frog and pet it, wondering why it's there, and if it's Captain Ginyu. If it is, I seek out someone to make a translator. As it is, I duplicate The 13th Hour and The Triblade and give the copies to Battlefury. I take my free +2 from Tazz, and funnel Diamond Golem into Praetorian MKII
Praetorian MKII: 15/50
Rainbow Rafflesia: 6/15

You do all of this stuff. Hooray for doing stuff.

((Now is when I come back in full swing.))
ENTITY/UPGRADE SHENANIGANS

Rest In Peace.

CHARGES:

Got +1 from Toast, +2 to all charges from Tazz, +20 from The Backlines
Shadow of the Blade (32/50) (+13) [ALCHEMY]
A weapon from the depths of another time, another place.

True Power(31/50) (+12) [VULNERABILITY]
Empowers P. DarkSide, giving him his immense power... at the cost of making him vulnerable.

The Backlines (20/20) (+enough) [ENTITY] DONE!
Every team that's worth something needs supporting things.

---
What a shame. Eh, didn't really care too much anyway. At least Mercy was given. Hah.
Priorities ain't to Entities. So this goes.

ALCHEMIES:
Naginata && Spear || Infernal Ruby && Bloody Garnet && Energized Amber && Chainsword = Dark Red Spark (Lv.18 , 9/10)
It can slash. It can stab. It can fry your internals with a well-placed strike. It also has a functional chainsaw blade. Brilliant.

Cutlass || Essence of the Vengeful, Wronged Spirit && Fearless Teal Geode && Bottled Darkness && Pitch-Black Onyx = Risen From Fury (Lv. 20, 9/11)
A corrupt blade, said to have originally been made by a vengeful pirate spirit whom had been wronged in so many ways it was impossible to count. They say this count of wrongs done goes up even when he passed into the afterlife, never to return to this world. He must have the worst luck ever. Wielding his weapon makes you feel sympathetic for this spirit, and feel enraged for the wrongs literally everyone caused him. Yes, even those whom had no direct influence were involved. Thus, he lends his power to the wielder, shredding foes left, right, and center.
((I'll be much more careful with my wording for these things in the future. Thanks for the input.))

Daedric Bow [& Arrow] || Hawk Sculpture && Bottled Inferno && Contained Oblivion && Ether Manipulator Phase Knife = Prophecy of Annihilation Elder Oblivion (Lv. 20, 6/11)

((Huh. I had no idea that Ether was so heavily tied to souls in this universe. I more or less considered it to be a form of natural magic energy drawn from the world and the air around it, if Xenoblade Chronicles X is to be concerned. I would have never even guessed this fact of this universe. No wonder it's considered too powerful! Nevertheless, thanks for the suggestion and knowledge.))

A simple-looking Daedric bow; black and demonic as all getout. The engravings glow a bright dark red, seemingly sucking the light out of their surroundings. The arrows seem to be a bit different, though; the arrowheads are replaced with hawk-like tips (the beak being the front, and the two wings arching back as if the bird was diving onto its prey), and the shaft and feathers replaced with an extremely elongated tail, with actual feathers. They're all a fearful grey and black and, like the bow they're shot from, suck the light out of their surroundings. Getting hit with one of these in something as simple as your little finger, or even just a scrape anywhere, causes as much pain and agony as getting hit with a normal arrow... sent straight into your spine. God only knows how painful these arrows would be if they landed somewhere like there. The bow is able to withstand a lot of force as well; most modern machines can't even pull it back enough to exceed normal arrow-shooting force; meaning that arrows shot from the bow will be as deadly as they are painful. While the arrows are imbued with the powers of both fire and oblivion, the Phase Knife part is what sets it apart from the rest; not only are the arrows sharp and painful, they harm everything while phasing straight through the target, allowing the ability to hit multiple parts of the target, along with multiple targets, period. For some real power, the bow can also temporarily summon a flaming Hawk that locks onto the target, flies into it, and then, while phasing through it, cleaves their insides to shreds with its wings. If you see someone wielding this bow, unless you like pain... run as far away and as fast as possible, for countless reasons.

INVENTORY
...is here.

AID:
+1 Toast, +1 Crystal

THOUGHTS
Right then! On with the show!

ACTIONS: (Focused = YUKKI)

Before anything else happens, the DarkSide Shell from earlier grabs an alchemy from the Chimney. Again. This will seriously help with when I return to the actual battlefield.
---YUKKI---
Star Break on Yukki, Glomper2, Sempai2

You fail to do so as the Chimney has departed!

YuukiQuest actions logged.

Charges & Summons:

[1]: Swarm of Pikachus (5/30)
[2]: Summon Goblin Army (6/15)
[3]: Combo Attack (5/16)


HP: None yet (basically invincible till proper charge)

INVENTORY:
[EMPTY]

ALCHEMIES:
[1]: Bramble Shot && Tendon Bow && Aquatic Shooter && Molten Fury || Bee Knees && Hellbat Bow && Slime Staff == Night's Resort (5/8) (Lvl 15)
[2]: Iron Armor && Gold Armor && Shadow Armor && Mythrill && (Soul of Night && Titanum && Technetium) || Chainmail == Dark Mythrillum Chainmail (5/8) (Lvl 15)
[3]: Turtle Shield && Turtle Armor && Frozen Turtle Shell && Everfrost Essence && Quantum Essence && Obsidian Shield && Ankh Shield && (Soul of Light && Cthulhu's Shield) == Holy Durable Turtle Shield (5/11) (Lvl 20)
ACTIONS:
Let's continue what we started.
"Salvadore, are you crazy? Your shield, even if strong, shouldn't protect you against EVERYTHING! So, I'm gonna fix you... to death..." I promptly pour acid om left finger before pouring lava on right finger. He's screaming from pain. I use his screams against himself, materializing them in his head, making it crack, then explode.

(To clarify, I'm AG)
HELPS:
+2 Pricey
+1 Cyanogynist

Shields resist both of those elements in Borderlands (surprisingly), and Salvadore is too masochistic to scream either way! You still deal 10,000 damage to his shields, though. Lava and Acid are still rather painful.

(sorry to interrupt but
is this the DTG from the minecraft forums)

Yes. Welcome, Sumi, assuming you wish to stick around.

Flying Mega-Propaganda Loudspeaker: 15/50
Crawling Cabbage Monster: 15/50
Crawler Of Crawl: 15/50 (If the charge rebalance is already active, this charge will be the deleted one)
New Alchemies:
Red Polka-Dotted (As in red with black spots) Yoyo && Luckite (A mineral that always brings good luck) && Nanomachines (They can make EVERYTHING better) && Tarrarian= Lucky Red Black-Dotted NanoYoyo (Level 8: 4/5)
I proceed to give Yuuki-Chan a tablet with lots of pictures of kittens in order to make her be a bit less insane, and I talks things out with her in order to help her with her mental issues...

Yuuki accepts the Tablet, restoring 2% sanity!

CURRENT ALCHEMIES

((Light Rune && Dark Rune && Fire Rune && Water Rune && Earth Rune && Lightning Rune && Wind Rune) && Magic Circle && 2-slot Slot Machine) || Hand Cannon = Arcane Improbability 7/8

Laser Gun && Grenade Launcher && SMG = Exploding-Laser Shooting Uzi 4/5

New Alchemies

ROBLOX Studio && Power Glove v3.3.3 = Studio 1/???

Supports
+2 Piono, +1 Star

Charges
Knight Time 50/50 Done.
It's Just a Game 27/50
His Mecha 49/50

KNIGHT TIME
A ROBLOXian falls from the sky undramatically and dies of fall damage bounces a few times.

Gah, this idiot again?
Not really. He's more chill than last time.

SparkedTheorem summoned.

SparkedTheorem 300,000/300,000 HP [AZ] Build Anything IIII [Fills up with Red] Be Anything III [Fills up with bright blue] Friends IIIII [Fills up with white]

Build Anything: Create a 20,000 HP shield around a target entity, including yourself.
Be Anything: Heal yourself by 25,000 HP.
Friends: Summon a 25,000 HP ROBLOXian [AZ].

SparkedTheorem assaults Eyesaur 2.

Redstone joins in and stabs Eyesaur 2 with a halberd.

SparkedTheorem summoned! He will do as you say.

You deal 10,000 damage to Eyesaur 2!

ROBLOX Studio && Power Glove v3.3.3 = Studio (Level 6: 1/4)

[ALCHIMIES]
[Grail of Power && Luck of the Irish && Water Blessed by RNGesus && A Thing Known As Fate=(Level ?)2/?]
[Nihilism && Omega && Concept of Endings && Concept of Death && An Old Torn Book=What Must Come{Or "Set in Eternity"}(Level ?)1/?]
[A Faded Dream of Conflict && A Faded Dream of Narrative && A Dream Journal=?(Level ?)1/?]

[ITEMS WITH CHARGES]
[The Rise 37/50 Hits 3 entities with attacks of alive entities. Heals 3 entities for the damage of 1 of the attacks OR heals one entity for the combined damage of all attacks ][divided by 2.]
[The Fall 37/50 Uses attacks of 3 dead entities. Inflicts a 3 turn debuff 'Kamikaze' which causes an entity to inflict AoE damage on near by entities. Can't charge when enemies] [are debuffed.]
[Each has a 5 turn charge.]

[I decide to just raise Yuuki-chan's sanity by giving her a Blessing of Control, giving her power over her mind, and increasing the logic processing part of her mind. I use Luck of] [the Irish to boost the chances of this working, and use the Grail of Power to increase the power of the Blessing. The Symbol of the Blessing appears on her head, and looks like] [a cross with strings on the bottom, like the ones used to control marionettes, the mark fades, but it's effects stay.]

Future Charge[The Madness 0/50 Buffs 3 entities in same team. Gives buffed entities change to hit different entity to one selected that turn. Can't charge when entities are buffed.]

[Complete]
[Tarot Deck ~~~~ Loom =Scarf of Cards (in Richards possession)]
[Staple remover && Scissors && Three hole puncher && Sword = Slashademia (Level 7: 4/4 )]
[Pen && Highlighter && Pencil && Revolver = The Marks-Man (Level 7: 4/4)]
[Projector && Movie Real && 3D Glasses && Audio System=The Big Screen (Level 5)3/3 Complete]
[Guillotine && Executioner's Ax && Judge's Gavel && Jury's Votes=The Death Sentence(Level 13)7/7 +Complete+]
[Scythe && Occam's Razor && Schrodinger's Cat(Paper Copy) && Murphy's Law = What Will Go Wrong (Level 8, 5/5 +Complete+)]
[Wine && Purified Water && Potion of Strength && Goblet = Grail of Power (Level 7, 4/4)+Complete+]
[The Death Sentence && Poisoned Dagger && Revlover && Coffin = Gravebringer(Level 20)11/11 +Complete+]
[Gambler's Die && Mirror & Tarot Deck && Deck of Cards && Four-Leaf Clover= Luck of the Irish(Level 10) 6/6 +Complete+]
[The Marks-Man && Slashademia && The Big Screen && 4D Glasses= Theater Teacher(Level 13)7/7+Complete+]

You restore 3% Sanity to Yuuki-Chan!

Nihilism && Omega && Concept of Endings && Concept of Death && An Old Torn Book= ERROR! No conceptual items can be processed in the Alchemiter!

A Faded Dream of Conflict && A Faded Dream of Narrative && A Dream Journal= The Storybook

It appears that yet again the Alchemiter refuses to even attempt to give a level to this item.

"All that can be annihilated must be annihilated
That the Children of Jerusalem may be saved from slavery" ~ William Blake
wait what I know I think of many bad ideas but am I saving someone I'm trying to be a token villain who's entitled to everything here
> Give up any pretenses of character.
[The other two are on a boat, I'm the dealmaking extraordinaire!]

> Give up any pretenses of your good storytelling.
[no u i am an excellent writer you gorilla die in a hole]

> Give up any pretenses of not wanting to set everything on fire.
[Done.]

> getPlayer("ConsumerOfAll").setFaction(factions.NEUTRAL)

> Set everything on fire except people you like.
> ...
> ...
> ...

okay it's been a month and these lagspikes are fatal
Anyway, I'm back! The other two are on a boat - wait I already said that! I've done a lot of things whilst I'm gone. I've revealed my status as an incarnate of bad writing, become an incarnate of both heresy and salt, made a few heretical copies of fiction you like and planned how to abuse it, started becoming an incarnate of mockery and defiling by simply saying you were via the veritable and venerable and absolutely cheating powers of godmodding?

wait I forgot you existed
Well, yes. You spawned me into existence via the power of bad writing, shaping your world from a metafictional perspective or something. I'm not a book writer. I'm just a poor girl who got to settle down, and the only reason I know this is because I'm an exposition device, rend of her own voice and desires, separated from all that she loves to act as a speaker, to mock your bad ideas. I've been defiled like you defiled the wor-

Welcome back, Homura!

Did you listen to anything I said?


Yes, and I chose to ignore it for fun, and just to mock you! Is this how randomly self declaring yourself to be embodiments of those things works!
Perhaps, but you were already ruining tales, taking them from their rightful owns, ripping them and appropriating them, and making them yours. Madoka Magica is ours, it doesn't belong to you, it's a story of a perfect-

I'll stop you right there before you go into a self-indulgent phrase about how awesome Madoka is. ...I totally wouldn't have done that. ahahahahaha yes you would. This is the wonders of dealing with idiot Sues - wait, what am I saying!? Oh god this is horrific and I want Madoka

So anyway, as you're back. I want your assistance. What do I do?
Continue speaking to the person you were before. They'll totally notice that you're different, but it should work.

After?
Why is the Battlefield covered in sin.


Oh, that's just the Anime Girl Plague.
What, wait, let me guess, it turns people into things from animes.

Do you even know you're from an anime?
Yes. Wait that could include Madoka, or an inferior copy of me! We can't let this stand, I won't stand by and let any copy of Madoka get hurt!

So, we could help restore sanity the leader and devastate the forces of the plague like that Prospit Broadcaster is doing, or we could capitalise on my greed, and get a few entities whilst everything burns in animu.
Knowing you, and those tapes that I created of your suffering and infinite bad ideas, you're going to pick the second option and leave us all to die.

Ding-ding-ding!
Goddammit Annis. I'm still your superior, right?

Oh I forgot about that too.
I really want to escape your grasp of messy handwriting, rambling on and on, spilling out until it infinity reaches onwards.
ConsumerOfAll: That's absolutely beautiful.
I say to Nyarly [@RepentantRevenant], smiling. It is. I have a taste for body horror like I do for amassing power and heresy, mocking the world around me and using it to the fullest degree. I say things like this to sound not like the petty teenage incarnate of bad writing I am, and instead to sound classy, like a Godmodder, the proper godmodder that I am, and I shall remain, forever. Taking time off, allows for someone to compose themselves, even if I uncompose myself every second of every day, and rip notes off the page.

Anyway, I skip over to the Prophet, before smiling at her. It's a disarming, a social smile, and with a flash of goldenrod light, I turn on absolute situation awareness, which is to say I scan her. So, this was your mechanical abomination. Yes. What's it based on? An abomination that Ivanka told me about. Is Ivanka an Annis? Yes - from a heretical version of Worm, just like this mecha represents. There's more than one of you that are designed to mock everything that's good? All of us are. Oh god. So, what's the abomination that this... "Ivanka" told you about. I assume you don't know who Donald Trump is. No. It's called the Simurgh, and it's a beast that manipulates all that's around it for horrific effects. Oh god.

I use my newly declared powers as Heresy / Mockery / Defiling Incarnate to create a map of the Tree of Life, and then take the world anime. ANM, keep the A as that is a direct child of Alef. Alef-Nun-Mem. I then call across to non-canon, and look into someone elses memories and hey they're a heretic as well! Now, Alef is the link between the sephira - aspects of God and circles of the Tree of Life - of Kether and Chokhmah. Kether is the sephirot of divinity and Chokhmah is the sephirot of male energy. Nun is a female member of the clergy, but Nun is also the connection between balance, symmetry yet individuality in the sephirot Tiferet, and the sephirot of emotion and art, the infinite creative energy we harness to strike down all that oppose us, and traditionally feminine skills. Finally, Mem sounds sort of like man, sure, but Mem is also the connection between the sephirot Gevurah, strength, courage and braveness and Hod, intellect, wiseness and intelligence - traits historically valued in males.

Now, we have two masculine traits, A and M, severed by a feminine trait that can be interpreted quite similarly to the AGP - being turned into a generic anime girl, which is different outside, but the same pinkish goo abomination of anime. Whilst the Endbringer was historically feminine, mechanics were historically masculine and the Prophet has been turned into a flesh thing, as opposed to my Mecha, and thus, this kabbalistic interpretation remains.

I take out my hand, and see between the world, using my godmodding to godmod up special powers and special ways to do anything. See, now I have Sohu's eyes, and now I'm pulling the N out of the Prophet! Whilst thanks to the gameplay mechanics that I loosely remember Homura hating, this won't be instantly effective, this should severe some of the animu and give her some sanity, reminding her of what she was before!

Because I'm a Descendant, and walls of text that pointlessly add on to a concept are my thing, I take a copy of the Endbringer's code, and upload it into the Prophet's mind, and repeat, over, and over again, reminding it of the recent past, before stopping before the Curse of Repetitiveness kicks in. I then mark it on her mind, again, and again, before forcing her to watch [ S ] Remem8er just for semantic effect! Gotta get that extra kick oh wait this is why we instituted a damage cap.



Me: Sanity the Prophet, in addition to scanning The Prophet!
High Dragun: Drop a wall of flame on the Beyond, Salvadore and Axton!
Krieg: Run straight into the AGP! You'll come out stronger and you'll be easier to revive! That's dumb.
Grendaline: Stab the Nico with the highest Flower-Flower!



Principia Discordia* && Generic Power Core == ??? (Level ?: 1/???)
*The book of Discordianism, detailling the laws of the Goddess, Eris.

Lady of the Shard Artbook && Generic Gauntlet = Her Lady's Gauntlet (Level ?: 1/???)


Mark A Brand On What Belongs To You [4/30] ====== [+1 Revan]
I'm Not Seeing Anything [9/10] == [+3 from Crystalcat, +2 from Battlefury]
+1 to Revan, +1 to Battlefury.

INVENTORY:
ESP Railgun [4] / Coin Launcher [3] / only my railgun [8] / True Everymug [12] /
Psycho Goggles [14?, assuming they officially exist] / Grief Railgun [15] / Witchsoul Inflictor [17] / O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I [17] / The Unworthy [20]

Soul Marks / Curses: Palfactas [0 KILLS].

Magnolie [10] [IIIIIIII: 7/7] [MIND CONTROL]

You defect to Neutral! Grendaline groans in irritation but everyone complies.

You scan the Prophet. Your intrinsic knowledge of this entity gives you two tidbits instead of one.

Precognizance: Basically, autododges. Each attempt at a negative effect on this entity-negative, not positive like sanity-will automatically be nullified, then add one to this counter, reset at the beginning of the entity's turn. If the counter is full, this effect stops working.

Futuresight: Permanently triples the amount of Precognizance that the entity can gain before capping. Also doubles the charge time of this charge per use. Only usable twice.

You restore 8% sanity to the Prophet!

Your entities will do as you say!

Action 1/2

Nuclear Canister Battle Tank: 13/20
Fist of Medusa: 3/30

I grant an energy point to Zerisek so that he can better execute Heroic Sacrifice this turn. Wolfpack mentality, my friends.

I cast a Westernization Beam at Yuuki-Chan, increasing their Sanity!


Uber (Shielder's Salvation): 1/10 [IIIIIIIIII]
Satiation: 24K/250K

You restore 4% sanity to Yuuki-Chan!

[N] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)

Echeladder-style Level 4: XP 51,500/300,000


ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]

This is the second post.

Before Action: OK... for these guys who are waiting for the next thing, now here's a deal, Sane some Anime girls (or Yuuki) unless if there is too much PZs on the field but my blue eye is still shining blue but I will pick the Elf.


Action: I look at the Elf so she might need to be sane so she would be a pretty good meat-shield for the Neutral team so let's go~

I take out the stick but it's coloured blue and bright pink but it glows near her before I summon the book of HOW TO SANE ANIME GIRLS and I read it to check how it's possibly used for some anime girls.

To sane an Anime Girl, it is not as easy as you think because most of them are completely insane however, most of the anime girls (and some false ones) came from pop culture however, Anime was NOT a mistake frankly, I will help you through the process of doing the sane of an anime girl, if it does not help, toss some Sanity Grenades at them so they will be enjoyed by those tricks but, not as easy as you think so bye bye~

I close the book before I clap my hands before I generate the ball of sanity but it's looks empty... I decide to fill it up with some sanity juices, sanity gases, etc. before I control it using that stick which I was about to use before I throw it at the Elf so she might enjoy this just for restoring some sanity from the book that it helped me with.


THE CURE OF THE PLAGUE 50/50 +1 from W32Coravint and Thartler [IMPORTANT/ANTI-PLAGUE] (LOCKED)


Planet Hackers [HACK THE PLANET! Project] 32/50 +3 from Thartler

Alchemy Creation:

Blood Diamond Armour && Wings && Durasteel (That if I am not doing Saurite alchemies right now.) && Aura of Healing = Guardian Angel 7/10 (Power Rank XVIII)

Broken Temmie Crown && Repair-kits && Durasteel = Temmie Crown 3/5 (Power Rank VIII)

Joke Alchemy: None
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet.
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet.


REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy

10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies

Allies Action:

We will be return, sooner than that...

+1 to W32Coravint and Sp33d0n (Towards the Cure of the Plague).

Charge Bank: +11 from Talist +5 from Toast and Hezetor = 21 Charge Points in total


Inventory has been moved to the Forge II because I don't have the Word Doc and it saves character space for Tazz.

You restore 4% sanity to the Elf!

I smack a Newborn Enderdragon with the Easter Surprise.

utter garbage: 30/50 (+1 from exos)

ENTER THE GUNGEON(??): 29/50 (+1 from exos)

The Magnetic Mario Maker (Level 8): 4/5

The Newborn Enderdragon takes 10,000 damage! Almost dead!

...terference is low, and connection is nomina- oh, we're live!
cool! hi everyone!
Yeah, so I'm going to do a quick intro, ok?
ok.
Alright. Hello Zeroth Server! It's been... well, almost a month. A lot has happened since last time I could connect.
and it involves me!
Yes, it does. Abridged version... I got a 'quest' when I was researching at the Prospit royal library to "awaken the Heir." Awakening the Heir involved asking existential questions to her waking self, and throwing water from this one specific fountain onto her dreamself. And here I thought I had the dreamself thing figured out. After that, the two of us started seeing really weird things during the eclipses, but I'll spare you the details. It's been a really weird few weeks. Anyway... ladies and gentlemen, the Heir, grandiloquentAlogism!
done?
Yep.
hi there! im- do we really have to do the chumhandle thing, aa?
Just trust me on this one. I'm almost certain that it's a 'names have power' universe out there.
sounds a little paranoid, but i dont see any harm in it. wait, whos the guy in purple? i cant see his name tag.
That's Crystal. The visual connection is still a little shaky, I guess.
Do you want to introduce the attack?

sure! the apparently-not-strife attack is brought to you by... the project binary meme! that's the parody of that conspiracy that the failed construction project in dc was supposed to be host to an evil ai thing.
I call first!
i ca- fine. just dont use your magical three-skaian-clouds-in-a-trenchcoat seer powers!
Those don't exist, but I'll only refrain from using them if you don't use your inheriting-everything-or-whatever Heir powers.
ok!
I'm going to prove that... ocultyping is Project Binary. Ocultyping is the act of typing in the color of one's worldwide-freak-genetic-mutation-affected irises. I have twelve people, including myself on my chumroll, and they all ocultype. I have two eyes. Twelve minus two is ten, which is the amount of people who aren't dream-awake, unless there's awake dreamselves on Derse. Both of the people who are awake have 'A's in our chumhandle initials. A is the first letter of the alphabet. The first non-zero number is one. Both of us have cool-colored eyes, which is half of the color wheel. Half is one out of two. Prospit is one half of the two dream planet/moons. 1/2 minus 1/2 is zero. Prospit is also yellow, which is the opposite of purple. One, zero and purple is Binary confirmed.
Your turn.

ok... im going to prove that the illuminati is binary.
Memeception!
yep! anyway, the illuminati is associated with triangles, which have three sides, and eyes, which there are one of. three minus one is two. also, the illuminati triangle thing is on dollar bills, which are green. in rgb color, green is the second number. two minus two is zero. illuminati is a conspiracy theory. c is the third letter of the alphabet, three because the sides of a triangle. there are two cs in conspiracy theory. t is the first letter of triangle and three. there is one t in two. two minus one is one. also, two people are making these meme things. one's eye color is green, like dollar bills, and the other's is purple. zero, one, and purple. binary confirmed!
drops mic.

Hey, WW will kill us if we actually break the mic and have to get a new one!
i didn't actually drop it on the floor, only the table! and ww wouldnt be that mad, right?
I guess. Anyway, all of that meme is beamed directly into Yuuki's brain, making her more sane.
so... thats the attack?
Yeah. I'm going to end the transmission...
bye everyone!
...now.

You restore 5% Sanity to Yuuki-Chan!

A quick note: I'm not sure that even exists right now. No sign of Apeture Science or anything on Indalo, realistically.

Charges
Plan B 46/50
Plan Z 11/50
+1 Piono and Helldiver
Action:
Super calls out to Lillie asking her to calm down.
Alchemies:
Super Microchip && Essence of Stability && Zamasu Soul = Inactive Sane Zamasu AI (Level 16: 4/9)

Inventory:
Socks of Supreme Spatial Movement (Level 9)
Mystic Mouse (Level 5)

You restore 1% sanity to Lillie!

Action 2/2

Nuclear Canister Battle Tank: 14/20
Fist of Medusa: 4/30

I +Assist the next player Anti-Acolyte player to post!

I fire a dart full tranquilizer fluid at Yuuki-Chan to try to calm her down and increase her sanity. Normally, this would be full of poison, but I've gotta take this thing down a different way.


Uber (Shielder's Salvation): 1/10 [IIIIIIIIII]
Satiation: 24K/250K

There are no players of the Anti-Acolyte allegiance, so you assist no-one!

You restore 2% Sanity to Yuuki-Chan!

Hey guys, I'm still kicking. Time for foreshadowing.


Many worlds away...
"You're a hard woman to find, Anna. Quick question, have we met before?"
"No. You are Star, correct?"
"Yes, I am. I'm here to buy something."
"What do you want?
"Does the name Arizona ring a bell?"
"The state or the warship?"
"The warship."
"Five million pieces of gold."
"Ok."
"And 100 orbs, I'm still trying to get a 5 star Marth."

I'm just gonna be direct and say that I hope you're still around, dude.

35/50 Elemental unlocking +2 from consumer
2/10 personally, I like upgrades [||||||||||]
+2 walker
Ouroboros Knife /\/ = Okami (Level 20: 5/11)
Ouroboros Knife && Bow = Serpent Eating the Clouds (Level 20: 4/11)
Titanflame Axe /\/ = Titanice Axe (Level 10: 4/6)
I turn towards richard and say to myself "well, I'm starting off this side-change with a bang".
flames wreath my body and I slowly advance, inky black-green fluids dripping from my sides, pooling at my feet, and pick up a strange pillow. richard cocks his head in a questioning way as a crackling black-purple field surrounds us, keeping us separated from the rest of the field
i throw it at him, slow enough to be harmless. moments away from impact, he recognises the shape: one of the yellow angry bird types. it speeds up and forces him to dodge to the right, straight into a smaller spinning couch cushion i threw at him. the second pillow lands a glancing blow, not enough to deal damage, and as this happens i toss up a small ball, catch it with my left hand, and yell "pierce shot!", throwing it at him, and grab a small pouch from my hip. opening it and thrusting it forwards. several small golems fly out and land on the ground, advancing towards him and flailing their arms in an adorable manner, while i grab an ornate pickaxe from pickaxespace, throwing it at him. around now the "pierce shot" reaches him and pierces through his armor,just barely missing due to a near-perfectly timed teleport. by now though he's thoroughly disoriented and lands right in the way of some arm-flailing from a golem. he stumbles back, only for my pickaxe to ricoshet off a small rock and fly towards him, landing another blow on the back of his head, and knocking him forward. I draw a wooden rod with a silky black ribbon attacked to the end from a holster-thing on my belt, and swing it in a wide arc towards him, splashing the oily liquid from before along the ground towards him and coating it the ground, while I twist the stick, trailing the silk behind it in a circular shape, bending light inwards towards a small dot. I twirl the stick some more, another circle and a few smaller loops, causing the dot to grow, and thrusting the stick overhead, straight forward. the inky black dot flys at him, twisting and dashing around any given walls or blockades while I dash forward, skirting the ground with only a few droplets of inky substance being disrupted, and twist the rod once more, lashing it at his arm and wrapping around. he doesnt notice, still concerned with the inky orb, which has just split in 3 to go around a a burst of godmodding energy, and the silken ribbons tip rips off, leaving some on his arm, and regenerates. the inky tar-substance continues to spread on the ground wherever i stand. I dash by richard, blocking one of his attempts to destroy the orb, and wrap the end of my ribbon around one of his legs. I pull the still attached ribbon, making him trip and fall over, and tear off the part wrapped around him. I trace an infinity and then an omega in the air, twirling the ribbon in a dome-like shape above my head, releasing another orb just as he almost destroys the first. I dance around him, lashing small waves of inky towards richard and wrapping ribbons around whenever he gets distracted enough to not notice. it looks like I’m just whittling him down.
I trace an italicised A with the ribbon, and split in 2.
the second keeps attacking him, waves and slashes of shimmering darkness, while the first wraps ever more ribbons around him, another on his neck and a fifth on around his torso.
both me and my clone stop attacking him, my clone opting to create more orbs and tangle at his legs with oily tentacles while the original writes in the air "T-h-e- P-U-P-P-e-T" followed by all the godmodding symbols in ascending order, alpha, alpha +, beta, beta+, etcetre,all the way to capital Psi
richard is lifted into the air and loses control of his limbs and such, hitting himself in the face repeatedly and such. I wave the ribbon horizontally and a wave of oily-tar-stuff flys at him, covering him further, and so on, twirling the ribbon and yanking him around, continuing to twirl the stick and draw intricate designes in the air, before landing a final dark energy wave on him with an aggressive slash, and allowing the many, many inky orbs to collide with him, final ending off the attack by unleashing a multicolour beam made of an absurd amount of different energy bursts, fireballs and rocks and wind blasts and pure energy and ice shards and dark tentacles electric shocks and mindwarping gas and bones and bloody helix’s and metal shurikens and plants and spacial rifts and time bubbles and meteorites and starflames and chaotic energys and the energy used to create the beginning of the world and the equal opposite of all his power and so much more...
it is in too many colours to count and too many that don't have a name, and he can't even move because of T-h-e-P-U-P-P-e-T...
by the end of it a black hole has formed from sheer concentration of mass and energy.
I dispel the crackling shield and leave.

Richard manages to break free of T-h-e-P-U-P-P-e-T quickly, but still takes 2 damage from the whole affair!

*Reads the forum posts*
"Hmm, the concept of a paradox is interesting but can I use it to reverse the merging of AZ and GS?" I shudder at the thought of using a paradox as I have heard what could happen. "And even If I destroy the timeline I will at least know that I have removed both enemies at once as everything would fade away."

* I randomly explore a spaceship *

Charges:
Collecting from the oasis 2/10
Exploring the wreck 1/10

Action:
I grab some dirt and throw it at the trollfaceguy's trollface and then I repeatedly punch him in the gut. I then rickroll him and tell him that Rick Ashley has more swag.

You venture into the cavernous deep of a spaceship and find a Raygun! It's out of batteries, though. Drat.

Junko-the former Trollfaceguy- is dealt 10,000 damage!

48/50
5/10

My Zerisk charge goes into Heroic Sacrifice on Yuuki, like everyone else is doing!

I take a look at the server defenses. Namely, all the turrets that keep popping up everywhere. Obviously, we can deal with the turrets, but what about the SOURCE? Uzi's Uzis? Those should be stopped. And I know just who!

I hire Bugs Bunny, paying him with a rocketship full of carrots, to take a wrong turn at Albuquerque and pop up right next to Uzi, attract the attention of her uzis, and then plug one up with a carrot. Normally, that would be a complete failure, but Bugs Bunny has cartoon logic on his side! So this attack gets to ignore how guns actually work! Surely, this should at least slow down the turret creation and weaken the server defenses until Uzi gets it fixed.

Uzi stopped using her Uzi's to spawn turrets! they're now self-spawning for whatever reason. UserZero just shoots Bugs Bunny, the bullets firing through and hollowing out the Carrot, knocking him away.

I jab Eyesaur v2 in an eye with a ridiculously sharp pool cue.

utter garbage 88: 31/50

ENTER THE GUNGEON(???): 30/50

The Magnetic Mario Maker (Level 8): 5/5 complete!

Nintendium Ingot && Nokium Ingot = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)

You deal 11,000 damage to Eyesaur 2!

The Magnetic Mario Maker: It's The Mario Maker, but Magnetic.

Nintendium Ingot && Nokium Ingot = Nokintendium Ingot (Level 5: 1/3)

49/50
6/10

I TP one of the remaining PZ entities. This has a completely random negative effect. It could be ANYTHING. We just don't know.

You TP Maya. The Toilet Paper blocks her view, giving her -20% accuracy!

Alchemies
(Trollface && Recording of Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой (Trololo) && Essence of Eduard Khil && Trolling Energy Canister) && RPG-32 = UMadBro Launcher (Level 10, 4/6)
UMadBro Launcher: A rocket launcher imprinted with the images of a trollface and a green-skinned troll with fangs. Upon firing, a rocket made of trolling energies will be released, which will explode, but with the sound of the Trololo instead of an explosion sound. If aimed at any sentient being, the sounds of directionless rage will follow.

(Speed Plus Module && Environmental Controller) && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Speed Module (Level 5, 3/3)
A cubic module that grants Speed III in a radius around it.

(Ultimate Solar Antigravitational Drive && (Wireless Redstone Receiver (WR-CBE) && Signalum Lock = Locked-Frequency Wireless Redstone Receiver) = Wireless Antigravitational Drive) && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Flight Module (Level 5, 3/3)
A cubic module that grants flight to anything it is connected to.

Cosmic Neutronium Wand Core && 2x Orichalcum Wand Cap = Orichalcum Studded Cosmic Neutronium Wand (Level 25 I hope, 1/?)
Orichalcum Studded Cosmic Neutronium Wand: A neon blue-capped rod of the dullest gray, inscribed with various runes of the occult in liquid ichor, blood of the gods. The orichalcum-studded cosmic neutronium wand is the finest and purest arcane implement one can ever hope to recover or design. Its supply of vis is endless, its regeneration incalculable. Nihil Parva shall bow to the wielder of this weapon. Of course, the pure focus on storage has downsides, primarily in that it is restricted only to the use of foci, and not taken to the diversity of the famed Hazel Wand.

(Sano Essentia Singularity && Cognitio Essentia Singularity) && Psimetal Casting Assistant Device: Infusion && Infusion Altar Blueprint && Psi Energy Canister = Sanity Infusion Device (Level ?, 1/?)
A Casting Assistant Device made of the finest psimetal. It only has one spell, which is hard-coded into it: Sanity Infusion. Upon using this on anything, whatever is targeted will become immediately saner.

Charges
Project M19-Cure for the Anime Girl Plague (19/50) (Pricey x1)
Project M21-Stupidly OP Entity 金坷垃三人组 (2/25)
+1 to Sp33d0n, +1 to Pricey12345.

Elements
9x C, 4x O, 1x Si, 8x S

Action-Storypost (Calcium, Ca, 20)
EXE glitches a little and freezes in place for about two seconds.

Meanwhile, in a pocket dimension...

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Alright then.

Anyway, I'm just passing the time with some programming.

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Uh... what? Who are you?
I'm EXE 0.1.2. You know, one of the Anime Girl Plague victims.
Isn't that a terminal illness or something? And did you just brick my computer?
Uh... no, and no! I got better! Thanks to your master, actually. And the computer will be fine. I've done this a few times now.
So, what are you here for, then?

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Well, I wouldn't say "friends", but he wants to make them get better, so yeah.
So what exactly do you need?
W32 wants us to record a glitch explanation video.
Sure.

Action

I use a glitch to generate an infinite amount of sanity pills and force-feed all of them to Sakuya Izayoi. Yes, all infinity of them. Here's how the glitch works, as explained by my two anime companions:


Cosmic Neutronium Wand Core && 2x Orichalcum Wand Cap = Orichalcum Studded Cosmic Neutronium Wand (Level 20: 1/11)

(Sano Essentia Singularity && Cognitio Essentia Singularity) && Psimetal Casting Assistant Device: Infusion && Infusion Altar Blueprint && Psi Energy Canister = Sanity Infusion Device (Level 7, 1/4)

You restore 10% sanity to Sakuya Izayoi!

A shadowy figure appears out of thin air, overlooking the battle.
Chat: overlordof joined the game!
It checks some sort of map.
(Alright. From what I understand, this is Zero Server. Good. What to do here...)

Current Status
overlordof is currently Neutral.
Action
No actions taken.
Charges
None yet!
Alchemies
None yet!
Entities
Again, none yet.

Welcome, Overlordof!

~Charges~
All-Purpose. 30/50 (+1 from Darkside)
Daytime Television. 1/25

+1 to Ire, +1 to Talist.

~Alchemy~
Mallet || (Utility Belt && Various Building Supplies && Undetectable Extension Charm = Infinite Supply Belt) || Easily-Adjustable Wristwatch = Built In A Day (Level ? - 1/?)
They say Rome wasn't built in a day. That's historically correct... but with this, you could make it in a matter of minutes- or less! This mallet contains within it every sort of supply you could need for your next big project, and then some. In addition to that, it holds powerful (but specific) time magics, allowing the user to create things in moments!

~Action~
Idle is increasing...

Mallet || (Utility Belt && Various Building Supplies && Undetectable Extension Charm = Infinite Supply Belt) || Easily-Adjustable Wristwatch = Built In A Day (Level 7 - 1/4)

An occurence! Your Idle is now 7-IDLENUKE IS AIMING AT YOU

but that is no concern to you as you are not actually idling at all, really

(Which side to pick? Let's see how this plays out.)
Current Status
overlordof is currently Neutral.
Action
Protecting a random Neutral entity from any one attack aimed at it.
Charges
Beginning a summoning ritual 1/14. Might as well.
Alchemies
Nope.
Entities
None yet!

You will deflect one attack from the Newborn Enderdragon!

20/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time! (This is being funnelled into Not So Secret Charge Number 1. It has not gone up at all)
16/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
23/50 Not-So-Secret Charge Number 1: Anti-Genocide Measures
59 saved
+2 Ire
No Man's Sky && Mighty Number 9: Sheer Disappointment 2016 edition: 2/??
Muramune
II Greek Fire: 4/7
Adds a burning effect to the Muramune

"I require her assistance for this ritual, Ran."
"That's what you said a year ago, but she never was summoned to the battlefield!"
"Things happened. I died, the update schedule slowed to a crawl, and a couple other things. Besides, there's already a set date for this one. March 15th."
"Well, if you can convince her to go, I can't stop her."

More kind of disconnected RP, I guess! I admit, I get kind of annoyed when players wander into their own vaccums, but it really has been a while so I can't really fault you at all.

Hezetor takes Caledfwlch from Cyan and in exchanges gives him a copy of the Modular Magnum and of the Module of Weapon Production, both encased in a fine black suitcase.

Then, as the Eater of Thrones eats the Throne of the Skies he remains perfectly still as if nothing has happened, the new Throne quickly moves to his new owner, so quickly in fact, that Hezetor appears to not have moved at all from his position, to conclude, he takes the incredibly long list that he had prepared for Santa and crosses out one of the many entries: "a new throne" he then takes the list away, sure that next year Santa will gift him all the entries.

For a moment Hezetor thinks about why the Endermen from Moog City are here, they promised to aid us against Ender, not Jean? there is something incredibly strange in there, he will remember to ask for clarifications.




Afterwards Hezetor uses his 50 post charge to sane Hezalyna, the remaining energy of the charge is used to heal her and possibly removing her from being chewed by Uzi and if something still remain to buff her.

Now, even while lacking logic, the thing that his mind suggests him to do to sane Hezalyna is to make a trip to a certain plane of reality, exactly what Virgilio did, as if taking a vacation automatically resolves things.
With a single movement of his hand he opens a portal over the battlefield, what an incredible spell, it can literally open a way to everywhere ones desires, really extraordinary, beyond that, the portal is modified to let enter the two designated creatures in question and brings only in a single place.
He then moves over his new throne, that has changed to gain the form of his last throne, next to Hezalyna.
Hezetor: Would you like to follow me down to that perfectly safe portal? I'll take any action or lack of action as a yes, so come with me.
Wow, sometimes I'm surprised of his incredible charm and general ability to talk with people.
For plot reasons let's assume that she complied and indeed followed him to a portal that could bring in any possible form of hell ever.

As the two pass through the portal it immediately closes behind them, on the other side they are welcome by a gentle warm wind and a shining sun, a forest of silver trees surrounds them.
Hezetor: Welcome to Abellio, first layer of Arcadia. Here let's walk for a while.
The legendary act of Hezetor standing up from his throne will not be described to avoid the confusion of the readers, plus as a narrator I'm not even sure that he actually left his throne, that may be an illusion as well, one that emits sounds and heat.
The two leave the two thrones behind, now disguised as rocks, and wander in the forest, the trees, whose bark alternates from gold to copper to many other metals, partially reflects the shining light of the Orb of Day, illuminating the perfectly aligned grass and flowers positioned to gracefully frame the ambient.
While they walk there Hezetor explains a bit about the nature of the place and how the creatures here live, while Hezalyna follows him, seemingly more interested in the colourful butterflies or in picking up flowers.

After a while Hezetor stops and looks at an apparently random tree, whose bark seems to be made of iron, and whose leaves are a deep green, after watching his fruits for a moment he takes a single fruit similar to an orange and hands it to Hezalyna.
Hezetor: Try this, it should be relatively good to eat.
After removing the peel she takes a bite of it and tastes the sweet of the fruit, after a moment she appears to levitate a few centimetres from the flat terrain.
Hezetor: You have to know that rarely some fruits here display a variety of effects when eaten, apparently that one grants levitation, if you couldn't float in the air by yourself, now you can... for a few minutes at least.
Excited by the new ability Hezalyna quickly moves above the trees reaching a discrete hight, Hezetor follows her flying, from the skies there the, possibly infinite, plane is observable, the perfectly aligned trees and ordinated fields full of grain, in the distance a giant conical mountain can be seen, the mountain, measuring at least thirty thousand feet, seems to be unaffected by the eroding qualities of the wind and looking closely all the other smaller mountain ranges don't seem to be eroded at all. "Mount Clangeddin, on the inside many noble dwarves have excavated great halls and built hot forges, I wonder if the nobles here would find our war worth a number of their heroes..." while he thinks about these things, from the back of a cloud, two creatures appear, shaped like centaurs, with bodies of cogs and wings of gold, they quickly pass next to them, moving in the direction of M. Clangeddin, he comments melancholically "Two Zelekhut, from Mechanus, this brings me back many memories" then continues "They usually dwell in this plane as well, this is a land of Law, not as constrictive or accentued as the Nirvana itself, luckily. If you wonder why they didn't even noticed us is because I've disguised the both of us as the pacific souls of this place. Let's return to the forest".

Back in the forest the two of them continue to wander peacefully, somehow Hezalyna manages to request a wicker basket or at least that's what Hezetor understood from a sequence of garbled Japanese nonsense and strange gestures, she seems to accept the gift and starts gathering fruits from the various trees, apparently choosing those with the most bizarre colours.
The two of them continue to wander peacefully for a while, then as they reach a perfectly straight river they stop, Hezetor sets up a picnic of sorts even if both of them don't have the physical need to consume food to remain alive, I'm sure that they are nerveless enjoying their meal; after that the two of them call back their thrones and take their rightful seats.
The moment of Hezetor sitting on his throne will not be narrated again, also possibly because he never moved from here at all, we don't really know, to conclude he opens up a portal again, and as the two of them go trough they return the to the battlefield.




Miniature Green Sun && Miniature Red Sun = Miniature Spiral Sun (Level 15: 3/8)

Miniature Green Sun /\/ = Miniature Red Sun (Level 10: 3/6)

New: Module || Miniature Spiral Sun = Module of the Spiral Sun (Level ?? 1/??)

Charge bank: +7 (tazz) +8 (Toast, Talist, Pricey), 2 (RRevenant)

50/50 +2 from Tazz, expended!

24/50 +2 from Revan. +1 from EXOS

16/50

I assist @Sp33d0n 2 times.

Charge bank: +7 (tazz) +8 (Toast, Talist, Pricey), 2 (RRevenant)

Module of the Spiral Sun (Level 15: 1/8)

If you are thinking that this alchemy is really different from the regular Spiral Sun, think again. The power of the Spiral Sun is only Level 15, but unlike its unmerged counterparts, the power to actually use it is much higher, and probably not going to be contained in a singular module. Safely.

You restore a total of 60% Sanity to Hezalyna! That's a total of 94%, for the curious.

[AZ]

-ALCHEMIES-

-Candy Cane && 10 Packets of Sugar = Santa's Sweet Beating Stick (Level 7: 4/4, COMPLETED)

Description: Hardened candy cane which Santa uses to beat up naughty kids, but you're not limited to just kids when attacking. Also, you can bite a chunk out of it to gain a speed boost.

-Stygian Scythe && Midnight Essence = Duskbringer (Level 8: 2/5)

Description: A bringer of despair, Duskbringer is an otherworldly scythe that radiates gloom and darkness.

-Two Scimitars && Magical Fire = Flaming Scimitars (1/?)

Description: Like regular scimitars, but these can self-ignite.

-CHARGES-

-Stardust Pillow (4/4, COMPLETED)

-Death Drake (4/9) (due to +3 from pionoplayer)


-INVENTORY-

-The Vial of Health
-Santa's Sweet Beating Stick
-Potatos (2)

I begin charging a new summon: the Death Drake (meaning Death Dragon).

The Stardust Pillow starts flying around incessantly and sprays Star Cells at UserZero.

I'm feeling generous.

+3 to @pionoplayer.

Two Scimitars && Magical Fire = Flaming Scimitars (Level 3: 1/2)

UserZero opts to prove she is not in fact so lazy as to only use Uzis, and pulls out some tricked-out Space Dolphin Machine Guns, before firing tons of Luminite Bullets into the wave of Star Cells, downing the Stardust Pillow!

The First Operative...?: 33/50 (+4 from UserZero)
Life Insurance: 13/30 (+4 from UserZero, +2 from... Joe.)

Walker seems quite happy to have Mu back on his team now. Thus, he decides to chill for a while. Then, a thought occurs to him. They're in the middle of a godmodding war. Ya know, the type of war which is very dangerous and often has everything involved die in short order, especially if they're not looked after and maintained properly. Thus, he stops chilling, immediately focus on newly-allied Mu. And the fact that someone just attacked her on the very same turn. Walker is... not happy, to say the least.

"OI. THAT'S RUDE."

He decides to do his best to counteract the attack. That being said, it is an ice-based attack, and he does have a fire-based katana on hand. He's too slow to prevent the orange energy from ripping through her head, but just before the first knock could make contact, he reached out in desperation with the HF-Muramasa Blaze... Just in time. A split-second slower and he would have been too late. But now, he's got a bit of a problem to deal with. While the HF-Muramasa Blaze does have fire, and is thus resistant to freezing, it isn't totally immune. More specifically, the handle. His hand has been frozen to it.

"...PISS. MY HAND IS COLD. OH WELL."

Walker glances down at his iced-over hand with all the concern of someone who forgot to get eggs at the dairy. All things considered, if he did lose that hand forever, he could always get a replacement for it. Perks of being an animatronic. It might come in handy soon, as there were two knocks to block. He tries to move, to bring the sword up and parry the second knock, but his hand just won't respond. In his attempt to keep protecting Mu from the risk of the knock, he goes for the next best thing - blocking with his arm.

This turns out to be a terrible idea, as he just ends up with a completely frozen arm. He stares at it with a bit more concern than the other arm, albeit the effect being ruined by his mask. Before his retaliation, he turns his head to face Mu, completely defying the usual rotation maximum to do so.

"I MIGHT GET MYSELF KILLED TRYING TO KEEP YOU SAFE. DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH IF I DO. THINGS LIKE ME... WE ALWAYS COME BACK. AND, IF I GET MY WAY, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO COME BACK TOO."

Walker then turns his head away from her, and towards the one who tried to harm her. Abeneautmal. It quickly occurs to Walker that he can't actually do any damage to someone who doesn't have a state of vulnerability. But that's not going to stop him from trying. Thus, in a frenzy of blows that would probably be a lot more precise if his hand and arm weren't frozen solid, Walker lashes out with the HF-Muramasa Blaze again and again at Abeneautmal, obviously failing to do any real damage due to lack of vulnerability, but damn well trying as hard as possible to drive the other player away from Mu. If he succeeds at that, he just... lowers his katana, sighs in relief, and promptly turns to give Mu a tight hug.

Certain people might remember, back when the battle raged on in the MCF instead of the TCF, how Walker was... not the brightest when it came to things like what he's busy doing now. Some of those people might be wondering... what's changed in him? Maybe they'll learn in time.

This would normally be so far away from the actual counterpost (I generally say that to really do it they have to be really close together to prevent endless games of ninja-ing), but this is a cut above most attempts to block. You successfully nullify the attack with no damage done, the heat of the HF-Muramasa Blaze easily melting the ice off.

So many replies.

I know. And this is currently the smaller of the two threads. You should see DTG2.

CURRENT ALCHEMIES

((Light Rune && Dark Rune && Fire Rune && Water Rune && Earth Rune && Lightning Rune && Wind Rune) && Magic Circle && 2-slot Slot Machine) || Hand Cannon = Arcane Improbability 8/8 Done!

Laser Gun && Grenade Launcher && SMG = Exploding-Laser Shooting Uzi 5/5 Done!

ROBLOX Studio && Power Glove v3.3.3 = Studio 2/???

NEW ALCHEMIES!

Fallen Star && Hammer = Starfall 1/???

Halberd && Axe of Zillykuz && Grimdarker = Spax of Split Personality 1/???

Supports
+2 Piono

Charges
Winchester Rotomo 23/50
His Mecha Honor 50/50 Unleashing...

HIS HONOR
I think its time I joined the vunerability wagon.

Redstone slowly floats down on to the ground, doing the gentle toe touch thing when people descend. A vial appears above him and fills with green... something. It rises a bit, and the words appear below it: 20/20 HP [AZ].

Redstone is now vulnerable.

NEW CHARGE! Reckless Timetinkerer 1/50


Gorilla.

*changes both posts*

Alright. Lezzdodis

NEW CHARGE! Reckless Timetinkerer 1/50

Redstone freezes everyone in time and kicks them back a few meters. For funsies, he pokes Uzi back instead of kicking her.

You are now vulnerable!... You also do not seem to have obtained benefits from this apart from a bodyguard-able HP bar with which blocking is made easier.

Arcane Improbability: There is a relatively high chance this could naturally crit, if your enemy is elementally inclined. There is an equally high chance this will fail to deal damage by rolling up the elements the elementals feed on, one way or another. Such is the life of this weapon against elementals, though against the flesh and blood it works just like a RNG machine made to spew out elementally-enchanted arcane missiles would typically: pretty good.

Studio: Harnessing the power of ROBLOX, this creative item has every tool and item of the ROBLOX world at its command, and may manipulate concepts from it to great effect.

Fallen Star && Hammer = Starfall (Level 4: 1/3)

Halberd && Axe of Zillykuz && Grimdarker = Spax of Split Personality (Level 10: 1/6)

==Turn 1==
Level 10!
Ante Matter: 8,000/200,000.

NEW ANTE MATTER ABILITY UNLOCKED!

Hollow Suit 1 - Ante Up: Grants a minicrit to anything. Consumes 10,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 2 - Heartless: Grants a crit to the user of the ability. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 3 - Blood Diamond: Grants a crit to another player, vulnerable or no. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 4 - Gravedigger: Grants a crit to an entity. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 5 - Grapes of Wrath: Grants two minicrits to anything -- can minicrit one entity twice or two entities once each. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Blackjack 1 - Knives and Ivory: Inflicts Armor Break for two turns, removing all armor or other damage reduction from an entity for that time. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.

==Alchemies/Charges==
The Abyss: 31/50.
The Light: 21/50.
Until: 5/5! (+1 from EXOS, +2 from Richard) EXPENDING…
+2 to Bomber.

Hazel Rod && Modular Spell Programmer && Amethyst Flame = Universal Spell Programmer 9/11 (Level 20)

(Stylus && Ophidium) && Magetear Droplet == Kondýli 9/9! (Level 16)

Kondýli: A long stylus entirely hewn of ophidium, its tip glistening with the magetear of the cosmos. The stylus may shift forms at its wielder's whim, taking the form of any writing instrument imaginable. In any form, the Kondýli is always ready with magetear 'ink' to write at the wielder's wish, an inexhaustible supply flowing forth from the implement. The Kondýli is most useful to those who require their writing to have a certain degree of mystical potency, but its stellar exudate may also be manipulated and molded as with all other cosmic concentrate. These manipulations may take any form from rendering its magetear ink entirely intangible and transparent to all save the Kondýli's wielder, to forming ever-shifting sigils of magetear. Of course, the wielder may also utilize this property offensively.

True Everymug && SCP-294 && SCP-294 Cup == ??? 1/? (Level ?)

Pure Magic Eye && Amethyst Flame && Amaranthine Embers && Liquid Starlight == Mentis Oculus 1/? (Level ?)

==Action/RP==

Until: EXPENDED! (instead of putting points from it into the others)

An orb of 5 posts of power rises from Crystal and joins the throng waiting above Zerisek.

Crystal duplicates copies of his CELPH-H-IXIS and Betmaker and tosses them over to Battlefury, receiving the Velvet Television and Mutative Slime in return.

==Entities==
Zerisek's Energy is allocated to Heroic Sacrifice, targeting Yuuki-chan and the entire Anime faction in the case of overkill.

True Everymug && SCP-294 && SCP-294 Cup == The Everymug (Level 15: 1/7)

Toast apparently is contributing, so I think this bumps it up to 55?

Pure Magic Eye && Amethyst Flame && Amaranthine Embers && Liquid Starlight == Mentis Oculus (Level 25: 1/13)

I'm probably leaving anyways, but before I go, I spite anime by giving Zerisek a point for Heroic Sacrifice. Because anime should go to hell.

How do you expect Anime to go to hell, when it is already here?

That's a philosophy joke. Or a joke at how War is Hell. Or just meaningless.

/semi-null
Heh. I'm really tempted to actually strife, Engie/Escutcheon. While it does sound like a very fun prospect, and a good way to flesh out my powers here, I would rather not establish such relations before my twist™. Besides, I cannot very well have a duel with you when my best sword is in the alchemiter.

As for the kind of important part of this, I want to point out that The Outer Knock is not merely an ice manipulator. In fact, looking back, I think I severely under utilized its potential in my OP. Since it has sound manipulation, the two strikes against metal should send some significant vibrations both through walker and past the sword into Murakumo Mu, albeit for reduced damage. I'm lucky that I cannot take damage myself, as there would surely be severe kickback. (Also multiple stabbings, assuming the blast(s) left walker capable of that maneuver)

Then there's there the fear aspect that should radiate through the Pro-Zero sector.

There is a thread for Strifing noncanonically, actually. I'd be willing to sponsor it officially for prizes, even. You'd need someone unrelated to GM the whole thing, though.

Ever since I started playing terraria I was waiting for an update like 1.3 to make the game greater not only new items that makes me want to play terraria more but bug fixes make it great too so we're all getting new items better gameplay bigger challenges more reasons to adventures to be had throughout the world of terraria to get more resources but it all leads up to the battle against the moon lord even after that there's still more fun to be had whenever they make another update terraria will get better and better every update they release.
[doublepost=1489725166,1489725043][/doublepost]Accidentally put reasons and to before adventures
[doublepost=1489725311][/doublepost]Is this even a thread about 1.3 cuz when I typed 1.3 to find a place to talk about 1.3 it lead me here

Interesting statement, correction noted, and I do not know how that happened, but this is not a thread about 1.3. In fact for various reasons it is technically occurring in Minecraft right now, which is not Terraria. Not even really comparable.

Well, first of all, I'd like to say thanks to everyone who has helped me get this far.

I'd like to thank Andrew Hussie for being a great person over all and making the masterpiece called Homestuck, which has shown me that the world is much more different that we think it is. Homestuck has shown me miraculous things, it's the reason I'm here right now and it's beautiful. The fandom is also great, friendly and always accepts newcomers.

Secondly, I would also like to thank Pionoplayer for introducing me into DTG. Piono has been a great friend and a good mentor. When I first joined 0rigins, I felt like he was the only thing I could rely on, the only constant that was present in both DLE and, well, here.

Lastly, the DTG (or DLE) Community. Ah, yes, our community. Always happy to see new faces, always sad to see them go. Although we may bicker and fight, we're just one big family in the end. I would really like to thank them for all they have done and how supportive they were for me. They have always been there when I needed them most, always there to help. ConsumerOfAll, Pionoplayer (another thank you, although this time as part of the whole fandom), Sp33d0n, Pope Bill and pretty much everyone else, you have been amazing people.

I have come this far. I have done so much. Yet... something's missing. Something... dark. Something... something familiar, yet so distant... Well, I've thanked everyone, I've done everything I wanted to do. And now it's time to throw my reputation in a garbage bin and toss said garbage bin from Mount Everest, only to melt all of M.E., including the garbage bin with my reputation inside of it that is currently tumbling down the mountain.



"We do these things not because they are easy, but because we are sadomasochists and love watching ourselves and others die horrible and miserable deaths." ~ Donald John Trump, 420th President of the United States of the Pirates of the Caribbean Socialistic Republican Blah Blah Blah Unfunny Things.



*Cracks fingers in a stupid way, grabbing each finger with the other hand because I honestly can't crack my fingers the badass way*

TrickleJest steps on the field, sporting a... Jesus Christ, haven't we been through this at least ten times before? Blah, blah, blah, gray shirt, blah blah blah, backpack, blah blah blah, black messy hair, blah blah blah, black eyes. You get the idea. It might be confusing, but this Trickle isn't either "Trickle the Infuriation Incarnate" nor is it "Jest the Insanity Incarnate", both of which are his splits with completely different goals and personalities. This isn't really "Trickle the Triggered Schoolboy" either, that would be me, and everybody knows I can't fight for crap. This is more of a "Trickle the :red:ty Self-Insert", who can fight and do badass things I can't come close to doing, because apparently I crave even more characters than I already have.

Well, yaddah yaddah yaddah, Trickle wants to kill everyone so he's switching to Neutral from the newly nonexistent GodSlayer clan. Oh boy.

He looks around the field, and notice something that was there the last time he visited this hellhole - Yuuki-Chan. He has been told she will perish- or, be turned back into Tazz, Build and Roxxy- once he hands over his 12 charge from previous posts. Doing just that, he tosses the 12 charge to ConsumerOfAll, wishing him luck. But just in case, he's going to have a little fun kicking her around himself. "Well," Trickle begins, "I'm quite skilled in the art of entering other being's minds and corrupting them, so I'm not sure how the opposite would work out for me...".

His backpack drops on the floor with a clang as Trickle draws a very long and quite pointy sword from behind his back. The Alpha. Props to Consumer for the name. Basically a rip-off of Alpha's hands, except this time it can transform only and only into weapons of foes I have defeated prior. Just a cosmetic thing, I don't plan on ever making it "actually affect anything", I guess. Oh, and the last version of Trickle who set foot here (and left because it's sort of a hellhole) left behind this incomplete five-charge and a dumb "Brimstrident". Ugh. TrickleJest quickly tosses it aside. No need for such garbage in his arsenal of weapons. He's going to have a little fun with Yuuki. "Hey, I was gonna say that!".



"Is that another quote? That's way too many quotes for our own good, Trickle. Stop being pretentious or something. Actually, keep being pretentious just because. Quote spam is a boring way to be pretentious." - Consumer when I showed him this post.




TrickleJest rotates The Alpha (yes, it doesn't have pretentious BBCode on it now) in his hand and it quickly turns into a pair of mind scissors. Yes, mind scissors. Scissors that cut into people's minds.

[very incomplete, placeholder]

Poor, poor placeholderdom. Dooming even this great work to no point at all.

Is that another quote? That's way too many quotes for our own good, Trickle. Stop being pretentious or something, actually keep being pretentious just because. Quote spam is a boring way to be pretentious.
...
...
...
I'm Not Seeing Anything:
I use my powers over defiling great works to summon up a great work, before singing a great song, made in the shadow of the Saviour of a Lot of Money. I utter this great ode, preparing to sing it into Zerisek's nonexistent ear.

What could it possibly be? A utterance of simple depravity fills the Battlefield for a second, as depravity is interconnected to defiling and thus due to shenanigans I control that too, before I block out the AGP's depravity, specifically that in Yuuki-chan's.

I sing, and depravity becomes mine.

"And I'm not taking anything
I'm just part of everything
'Cause everything you have is shared
As long as you don't know I'm there
And I'm not missing anything
I'm just into everything
The stuff you hide beneath the bed
I wonder what's inside your head

And I'm not sure of anything
But you, my dear, are everything
I'm gunning it inside your car
I'm pulling into the ER
And I'm not saying anything
'Cause now I'm losing everything
They load you on the stretcher now
I leave the keys and bail out"

I smirk, before dragging Yuuki-chan and Zerisek into the ER, because I've been stalking Yuuki-chan and the First Guardian's minds for a while now. They're very important people, why not do that, I say, eyebrows going up and down like a depraved maniac - oh wait. Heresy powers for the win.

The 10 charge and power of this song, mixed in with every other charge targeted at buffing Zerisek, goes into Zerisek's body, before I leave the keys to Yuuki-chan's mind on the table for Zerisek to pick up, just because. In case this wasn't clear in other posts, Zerisek's every attack restores Sanity instead of dealing damage.

I use my main action to point out this is an upgrade that just so happens to coincide with the Heroic Sacrifice made on Yuuki-chan, and thus due to the wonderful powers of technicalities, and godmodding, she can't autonull this pseudo-charge assault! Hah! I further point out that she can't really counter godmod against this point as she's too insane to consciously fight my logic or something! Munchkining!



Me - Charged Action: Drop a 10 charge, combined with Piono's 7, Crystal's 5, JOE's 16, Trickle's 12 to create a 50 post charge that makes Zerisek heal Sanity instead of dealing damage.
Me - Normal Action: Preemptively counter godmod against Yuuki-chan.
Me - Free Action: Scan Junko, specifically her Mutual Life of Killing.


Mark A Brand On What Belongs To You [5/30] ======
I'm Not Seeing Anything [10/10] [Project Take Over The World Finale] [7 + 5 + 16 + 12 + 10 = 50] == COMPLETE!
+2 to JOE.

INVENTORY:
ESP Railgun [4] / Coin Launcher [3] / only my railgun [8] / True Everymug [12] /
Psycho Goggles [14?, assuming they officially exist] / Grief Railgun [15] / Witchsoul Inflictor [17] / O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I [17] / The Unworthy [20]

Soul Marks / Curses: Palfactas [0 KILLS].

Magnolie [10] [IIIIIIII: 7/7] [MIND CONTROL]

I have no clue how much charge is into this thing at this point, and to be honest, I really do not even want to waste seconds on wondering about it. Point is: It's enough to work. Zerisek now exchanges all useful combat ability for magical powers over Psychogistmancy. Congratulations. I could probably nullify all parts of that, except Zerisek is a suiciding boss and bosses dying means Godmodders get hurt. Yuuki is Godmodder. Zerisek is suiciding, rather than dying by others hands, so he gets to choose who gets 'hurt.'

Be defeated by my self-defeat rather than your defeat. I win because you didn't. Troll logic!

Hezetor checks the Codex Mark Animam. Now, how could someone like him not already know the powers of his own soul? We have no idea, that's why he is either remembering those on the spot or there is not logical explanation at all.

After that, a minecraft avatar of him emerges from the ground of the Moog City as if he was always here, waiting for his moment to return.
If the Matriarch is still in the area he says what follows:
Hezetor: You have to excuse me for my sudden disappearance, I've encountered some technical difficulties with my physical body, then I was quite busy with reality ending plague. Also I would like to ask what is happening with this Jean? creature, weren't we supposed to face Ender?

Then, he adds to the Matriarch or to a nearby Enderman if she is not here.
Hezetor: I would like to visit the Library of this place, more informations can always come at hand.

After that the location of the Library is revealed to him he quickly salutes and teleports here to read some very important book, unless he is stopped by the Matriarch.




Miniature Green Sun && Miniature Red Sun = Miniature Spiral Sun (Level 15: 4/8)

Miniature Green Sun /\/ = Miniature Red Sun (Level 10: 4/6)

New: Module || Miniature Spiral Sun = Module of the Spiral Sun (Level ?? 2/??)

Charge bank: +7 (tazz) +8 (Toast, Talist, Pricey), 2 (RRevenant)

22/50

17/50

I assist @Sp33d0n 2 times.

Charge bank: +7 (tazz) +8 (Toast, Talist, Pricey), 2 (RRevenant)

The Matriarch is missing for some reason. A nearby scribe that happens to have been passing by clarifies: Jean? is Ender. "Jean?" is Ender's real and true name as given by Notch, while "Ender" is the name she took for herself post-betrayal, meant to convey superiority over the Endermen by making them 'her' men.

The Free Endermen do not dignify her with Notch's holy name name in casual conversation, only the name she gave herself, such as to remind all here of their absolute nemesis. In fact, barring scholarly discussion, Jean? isn't used in conversation, period. It's mostly just distasteful to them.

In the Library, you discover that either the Endermen are obsessive collectors or that this is more important than you think. The door-stopper you have been given is nearly an inch thick, and yet only the first page has any text to it. The precise text is as follows:

http://destroy-the-godmodder.wikia.com/wiki/The_Library/Pesterchum_101

The mind boggles at the possibilities of what this ancient verse could mean, and what could possibly happen if you put it in a search bar because I cannot even maintain sarcasm that this isn't a URL any further.

You possess a single Mark, by the more useful Animam's bookmarks. It is known as Sessatae. This one can fire, in various manners as chosen by the wielder, a semi-physical 'glob,' known unofficially as Sessation, that has noted effects. Against biological targets it is a poison, while it works as an acid against mechanical targets. Against targets of exposed Ether, they will suffer extreme degredation; a mild douse could be a Soulkill. The severity of these effects, the amount of 'Sessation one can generate at once, the force of the firing, and other effects, are directly proportional to the power of the Soul Mark itself.

Krill13: Welp time for another turn.

Krill13: .....WAIT HOW LONG WAS I ASLEEP FOR??

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Charges:
================================================== 44/50(+15 from deleted charge)(+4 from Talist)

===== 5/5 (+1 from EXOS)(Activating...)

+1 to Consumer
+1 to Talist
+1 to Toast
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5-Power Charge Activated...

Welp, here's yet another tool for the sanitizing effort, the Sanitizer.

New Entity: Sanitizer
Description: A machine made simply to increase the Sanity of the Anime Girls.
Health: 60,000
Attack: None(It increases Sanity instead for a random amount)
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Arm Gravitizer
Level 6
Basically a gravity gun made to be attached to an arm. It works like how a Gravity Gun(or for this matter, a supercharged one) would work, except with some added functions.

Noctem Dreadmill
Level 19
Two dangerously sharp Katanas held together by a grip that generates the power of Darkness on the blade. Not for amateurs.
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I set up some pretty average barricades to protect the Sanitizer. Not fancy enough to attract the Anime Girl's attention, yet not too plain that they would want to start "fixing" it.
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[AZ]

You summon the Sanitizer! It will exist as a thing.

Your protections add a very small barrier that will soak one attack before expiring.

Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity. This is going to be tossed and reworked fairly soon anyway, though.

Class Tracking:

Attitude: MIND
Tokens: (8, 2, 7)
Total Tokens (14, 10, 13)





Commands:
Zerisk: Heroic Sacrifice

Mikoto: If I don't finish this post in time, just concentrate.

Quick flow chart for if you want to attack Mikoto optimally:

Is his Fabric Strength at or above 3?
Is his normal HP above 0?
Attack his normal HP. Once it hits 0, you can target his rooms.
Target whichever room in his mindscape dungeon you think is the most important.
Attack his true HP. Unless you think he has too many defenses for that to be effective, in which case restart this flow chart but pretend his Fabric Strength is above 2.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h5tJ5Beb4tvl5H0WfiTTWmxQ_1hUAUWMyQWFJQCtm4I/edit?usp=sharing

State at End of Turn:
Mikoto: 80,000/120,000 HP. 140,000/140,000 True HP. Concentration: 45/45. Rooms: Watsonian Glass Nightmare Guardians (24,000/24,000 HP)>Vitals Targeting Darkfire Surge with a Subconscious Dark duct taped to it (31,000/31,000 HP)>Psychic Blazing Nightmare Guardians (25,500/25,500 HP)>Freudian Rogerian Hall of Hope (42,000/42,000 HP)>EMPTY. Fabric Strength: 2/7 (Vulnerable next turn). M-MURDER: III Gail: 40,000/40,000 HP. Favor: 17. Wrath: 0

Gains 4 C and 2 N per turn baseline. Gain 1N if Gail ends the turn at full HP. Gain +2C if Mikoto ends the turn at 100,000 or above.


Current defenses: 66% for first attack, 56% for second, 47% for third, 38% for fourth onwards for non-debuffed attackers
If the attacker has a debuff, 59% for first attack, 50% for second, 42% for third, 34% for fourth onwards.
Sources: 3% (glass) + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 6% (Watsonian) + ----> + 7% * 1.3 (Subconscious Dark, 1 empty room. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + 7% * 1.3 (Darkfire Lance. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + ----> + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 12% (Blazing) + ----> + 2% (Rogerian) + 2% (times number of Sun parts, total of 10%)

Purchased thingies:
Subconscious Dark (part. It's one of the things I added during the turn delay)
Hall of Hope (part)

Glyph of Focus (+1 C per turn, +5 maximum C)

Nice chat with Richard

Hm. He didn't seem to respond. I also want to edit in some stuff to talk with Ender/Jean.


Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]

Do I get another alchemy from the chimney?

I go to talk to Junko, saying that the GM's description of her is a massive spoiler for her native game. And isn't that what Junko wants? To make people sad? So by being a massive walking spoiler, she's doing that. She should feel so proud.

Alchemy and charges:


Duplicate another regal paper
Regal Paper || Lime Green Dye && (Dice && Gold && Four Leaf Clover) = Glyph of Luck 3/5 (level 8)
(White Queen piece (as in chess) && Black Knight piece) || Clockwork machinery && Mirror = Glass Soldier 4/10 (level 20)

Got +3. +1 to Toast, +1 to Krill. +2 from GM.
I hope I don't have to use this (for its original purpose): 46/50 + 4 from killed charge

With that 50 post charge done, I offer it up to be used for the Anime Cure

New Charge: 1/50 + 8 from killed charge = 9/50
PTOTW: 27/30 + 20
We never stop charging stuff. Ever: 12/50 Distributed to other charges

Mikoto will Concentrate. You lock in with your first charge, which means your aptly-named New Charge cannot actually begin (and thus PTOTW is higher right now).

Junko restores 2% Sanity!



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-UPDATE IN PROGRESS-
#norestforvengance



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46(or 48)/50 Elemental unlocking +4 from consumer (maybe +2 from where he said i didn't end up expending charge?) +4 userzero +2 from overlordof wow I have a bunch of +'s
5/10 personally, I like upgrades [||||||||||] +2 walker
+2 walker
Ouroboros Knife /\/ = Okami (Level 20: 6/11)
Ouroboros Knife && Bow = Serpent Eating the Clouds (Level 20: 5/11)
Titanflame Axe /\/ = Titanice Axe (Level 10: 5/6)
Yay, I managed to do 2 damage to him!
(wait, so did userzeros +4 go to all charges, or is it like a normal one (as in only goes to one charge, but can be split across both as a +2 to each)? unclear, I'll assume like normal for now)
I look at yuki-chans HP and oh god theres so much...
welp.
I run forwards towards their unconscious body and leap up, drawing the ouroboros knife from its sheath, and flick my wrist down, sending the chain downwards directly into their chest. I grab the knife in my mouth and call the titanflame axe, using it to propel flames backwards, and myself forwards, and as I land I spin and swing the axe upwards, sending a wave of flame at yuki. the fire is about to reach them when I yank the knife back while simultaneously jumping the same direction, pulling yuki back with the chain and straight into the wall of fire. I then jump over their body as they fly under me, yanking the chain again and pulling them to a stop, before manifesting a glyph and jumping off, flying downwards and landing right on their stomach, skidding off a bit, and turning, stomping the ground, and causing some rocks to rise from the ground and bring yuki upright. I slash them horizontally across the chest before kneeing them, sending them into the air, manifesting a glyph at my feet and leaping up, slashing them again.
Now, remember, the knife damages the mind. I doubt I can destroy the physical body, but if I keep them incapacitated longer, something is more likely to kill them.
the previous slashes where to break a small crack in their mental defences, and the fire wave was there to disguise the action long enough that people wouldn't interrupt it.
I raise the knife, sending crackling teal energy from my Organ, which is an organ, and produces energy of various types. anyway, I send crackling energy into the knife, gathering it, and stab down in the blink of an eye, embedding one of the knives into their torsos center, and pour more and more energy into it. a field of small rocks levitates around me, and starts spinning, burning up and obscuring me and yuki, as well as reducing likelihood of interruption.
remembering the time someone healed every mindscape character, I figure it'll be possible to interact myself, though I don't remember if it used charge.
theres a flash of light, so bright it momentarily blinds anyone who can see it through the stones, and vanish. the knife remains in their torso, green smoke billowing from it ominously.
I appear in the mindscape temporarily, wielding the knife, and look around, noticing the dress is in the way, walking over to it and carefully levitating it upwards to enter the center. I proceed to twirl the knife and send a wave of sickly green light out, freezing everyone in place. I then look around and pick a random one of the pillars of hope, then start carving sigils into the pillar, then pour energy from the knife into it, corrupting the pillar and leaching at it. I then use what knowledge I have of minds via skill at controlling perception energy to weaken it further, and turn the energy of the knife into another form, this time a chisel, and start chiselling away at the base,taking the fragments and putting them in a pile for later, and after a few minutes analyse where it is weakest points are, before chipping away at them, one at a time, until the pillar is barely holding up. I take the piles of hope fragments, sneak under the dress, and throw them into... lets say... Tazz's mindscape, why not.
I proceed to change the chisel into a rope, a very long one, and use it to stabilise the heavily unstable pillar, preventing it from falling just yet, then use the second knife to saw away at just enough of its mindscape- essence whateverness that without the ropes attaching it to the other pillars, it will instantly fall, though not onto anywhere.I then focus, and part the fabric near the edge, lifting it up, before brushing against the mind-rope and turning it back into its knife form, which flys to my hand, resting comfortably there, and the Pillar collapses in shaaaaaame, falling through the gap, and being deposited... nowhere. putting the entirety in any given section could be a problem, and if I leave the shards in the normal area they might retain part of their effect, so I turn the power of the knife into a Lazor cannon and lazor the pillars remains until they are mist. I then take a deep breath, inhale all of it, and quarantine it in the "hatred and or annoyance at/of the darthblack knight of vaderHOPE" sector, since they are pillars of hope, right.
having dealt with that, I let the fabric I was holding fall and sigh as that burden is removed, before creating a black pillar of nothing where the hope one was if possible, which would, if I succeed, reduce the effect of the pillars of hope on squares within range 2-3, but I sort of doubt it will work. If my action can destroy more then one pillar, then it destroys as many as possible. if it cannot destroy any pillars nor push any mindscape people out of pillar range, It instead heals Felicia Quesker sanity, and if it heals that to full somehow, heals buddy armstrong's sanity.
If the destruction of the pillars of hope is a horrendous idea for the PZ side, then the sanity-heal option occurs.
Action will probably be focused, but who knows.
 
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Alchemies
(Trollface && Recording of Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой (Trololo) && Essence of Eduard Khil && Trolling Energy Canister) && RPG-32 = UMadBro Launcher (Level 10, 5/6)
UMadBro Launcher: A rocket launcher imprinted with the images of a trollface and a green-skinned troll with fangs. Upon firing, a rocket made of trolling energies will be released, which will explode, but with the sound of the Trololo instead of an explosion sound. If aimed at any sentient being, the sounds of directionless rage will follow.

Cosmic Neutronium Wand Core && 2x Orichalcum Wand Cap = Orichalcum Studded Cosmic Neutronium Wand (Level 20, 2/11)

Orichalcum Studded Cosmic Neutronium Wand: A neon blue-capped rod of the dullest gray, inscribed with various runes of the occult in liquid ichor, blood of the gods. The orichalcum-studded cosmic neutronium wand is the finest and purest arcane implement one can ever hope to recover or design. Its supply of vis is endless, its regeneration incalculable. Nihil Parva shall bow to the wielder of this weapon. Of course, the pure focus on storage has downsides, primarily in that it is restricted only to the use of foci, and not taken to the diversity of the famed Hazel Wand.

(Sano Essentia Singularity && Cognitio Essentia Singularity) && Psimetal Casting Assistant Device: Infusion && Infusion Altar Blueprint && Psi Energy Canister = Sanity Infusion Device (Level 7, 2/4)
A Casting Assistant Device made of the finest psimetal. It only has one spell, which is hard-coded into it: Sanity Infusion. Upon using this on anything, whatever is targeted will become immediately saner.

Charges
Project M19-Cure for the Anime Girl Plague (20/50)
Project M21-金坷垃三人组 (3/25)
+2 to Sp33d0n.

Elements
9x C, 4x O, 1x Si, 8x S, 1x Ca

Action (Phosphorus, P, 15)
Athena, that was completely random! I'll have you know neither I nor EXE had any control over it!

I heal EXE with the Lifecannon (Level 3), then heal her and myself with Keep On Keeping On (Level 4, reduces time spent on negative status effects), then heal her more with an adaminite wand with the Wand Focus: Restoration (Level 7) on it.

Action
I tell EXE to hold off on summoning Crimson Scales for now. Don't want to piss off anyone else.

Disclaimer
Due to the clustergorilla known as school, this may not even be finished at all by next dop.
 
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((super water orb)) AND zero point magic generator 4/11
Nulla Stella AND energy condenser 8/8
Bluh, these alchemies are getting pretty stale, but it gives me something to work on until I think of something I actually want to do.
I HAVE FOUND NEW PURPOSE
Lapis lazuli AND redstone dust AND glowstone = brownstone dust 1/?

4/50 for Helping Out a Friend
24/50 for my artificial companion of choice
+1 to yveltalgaming and redstone

Ohptkin hasn't noticed Piono yet. They're too busy sitting down on the small patch of grass that miraculously hasn't been destroyed yet, enjoying the hot breeze and cinders coming off the battlefield.
Either that has good memories or they were JUST THAT DESPERATE to feel something again...

The King of All Elements has no such scruples, he charges face first into the Volatile endermen and begins laying about himself with immense strength and speed. High casualties are inflicted.
 
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I begin to analyse the coding on the server turret defence system thing.
I also provide partial cover for the comatose Yukki

Charges
F.O.B.=21/50
Helldiver fireteam=21/50

R&D
Lord Kitchener the AI=9/11
anti-titan grappling hook 2/3 (level 5)
near-flawless cloaking unit 2/3 (level 5)

eDen spark (Infantry compatible, level 3)
No mans sky (wingsuit, infantry compatible, level 3)
Gen. Patton the AI (level 3)
Hacking tool (level 3)
Youse-A shotgun
Box of desires
Void hovercycle (level 10)
 
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Whew lad. Auth is going to need to see a therapist after that.

And it all seemed to be going so well to start, didn't it? Yuuki and her Mad High School, along with her Anime Mooks, were cleared in a rage of cleansing fire. Auth, at her defeat, kneels. If he had his blade with him, he would use it to pierce the ground. If he had armour, that pose would make him look like a chivalrous knight.

Requiescat in pace, Yuuki-chan. Your plague against Roxxanne, my friend, and the other two captured and fused has been cleared away. This defeat will lead to a brighter tomorrow, I swear upon my honour.

Roxxanne cheers. Auth volunteers a cheer as well, glad to see that the Mindscape of the trio of Power is restored to it's proper format. Most of all, he's glad to see that his friend, who he deeply cares about, is alright.

Roxxanne mentions that she still needs people to help her. She mentions Auth not leaving until the other "her" is dead.

Roxxanne, of course I will stay here to help you if you needed my help, you would only need to ask. Actually, if you needed my help, I would probably refuse to leave until whatever problem you have is cleared...

But what do you mean, the "other you"?

Everything seems to speed up a bit, when a second voice appears. Auth... recognises it. It's Shadow Roxxanne, the one to greet him when he arrived in the Mindscape. The one that Roxxanne said she had a plan to beat up.

...

Auth listens in shocked silence as the two Roxxannes interject each other. Shouting, talking, insulting... Shadow Roxxanne says Roxxanne wants to consume everything with a pulse. She replaces "pulse" with "pure sugar".

Auth... can sympathise, in a way. Auth, even though he's got a thin build, has an enormous appetite. He eats a lot. Being a Dhampyr, his body is built to deal with the highly caloric meat and liquid a favourite of vampires, Human meat and blood.

Auth does not eat people. He eats a lot of other things, though, to counter that out.

Then Shadow Roxxanne mentions that Roxxanne can barely look herself in the mirror. That she has nightmares, mostly of people he doesn't know. This Chloe could possibly be Ms. Elem from Chaos' Mindscape, but Auth won't make assumptions. The most alarming thing to him, however, is that Roxxanne has nightmares absolutely about him.

R-Roxxanne...

Auth's steel blue eyes attempt to find a Shadow Roxxanne to glare at. Auth looks like he's moving towards tears.

Roxxanne. I... She... She's...

Words are trying to form in his mouth, but they aren't working. Auth is struggling.

She's wrong, Roxxanne. A trainwreck? A Near-massing of bad habits and terrible ideas? Wrong, wrong, wrong. Roxxanne, I may not know what you may have done prior to our meeting in Chaos' Mindscape, but since I met you, all I have seen out of you has been... well, you gave me that Crossbow, which allowed me to forge my blade. You're generous. You took the lead for us, telling us where to go in order to... in order to clear many battles with minimal casualties. I don't see how you can have bad ideas when you ran our rag-tag group of Descendants. We would never have been able to leave, if not for you. When she says you are "A Near-massing of bad habits and terrible ideas?" She's dead wrong. When she says you haven't done anything productive, positive in a long time... Lies! What stigma should you have? What sort of failure, disgrace, does she have to hold? What does she have to force away? I believe, thoroughly, that you are a good person, Roxxanne, and what Shadow Roxxanne is saying is nothing short of slanderous. You can easily rebut every word she has said, Roxxanne, believe in yourself.

Auth listens quietly, as Roxxanne begins to say how to beat Shadow Roxxanne. Then Shadow Roxxanne interjects, threatening everyone. Then Roxxanne says she's going to tear open her chest-

Roxxanne, no! You don't need to do that, there is a way to beat her back without you doing that! You don't need to tear open your chest, even if her weak point is there!

This doesn't stop her, however. A clattering sound, and then a dripping sound. Repeated, quickly. After Roxxanne has torn open her chest, Auth falls to his knees. The syringe he was using has fallen beside him. The dripping is his tears.

R-Ro-Roxxanne... Roxxanne... no... no, no, no... you did... you didn't need... to do... that...

Roxxanne screams in pain, but Auth falls silent in melancholy. Shadow Roxxanne mentions that is the only way to reedem Roxxanne and herself in full.

I... don't believe that... there is always another path...

Tears are rolling down his face at a rapid pace. Given by the way Auth is clutching at his chest, it appears watching his best friend open her chest hurt him to watch, if not physically, but mentally. Auth stands up, pulling his hat down to cover his eyes.

Everything goes dark. At no point does the sound of Auth's tears colliding with the ground stop.

When Roxxanne's Pillars of Hope erupt from the ground, Auth doesn't even look up to see. He appears very aware of the current situation and change in the layout of the arena. He easily swaps places with a spectre formed on F3. This specter then moves over behind Tazz, holding an inky version of his syringe to her throat.

You will not touch Roxxanne. See those knots? We are damaging them to unravel them. You will help us unravel the knots in the north. You will not harm Roxxanne, I care not if she said to attack that orb in her chest.

Although his eyes can't be seen, when Shadow Roxxanne appears, it is clear quite a scornful glance is being fired at her.

Shadow Roxxanne, there is always another way to be redeemed. However, I care not for you. I will do what I can for Roxxanne. The real one. The one that is leaning against that pillar. You, however... I wish for your cessation of existance. You are a plague upon Roxxanne's psyche and reputation. I will not stand for you.

Auth jams the syringe he holds into the knot slightly north of him. He uses ink to hammer the syringe in. Bang. Bang. Bang.

Auth then tears the syringe back out and walks to H5. He commands the doll at his command, silently, to go to G3, attack the knot, and retreat to H3. It follows through on this command.

Action Summary:

Auth moves to F3, attacks the knot on F2, then retreats to H5. Auth's Doll goes to G3, attacks the knot on F2, then retreats to H3.

All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well.

Cure to the AGP: 26/50 (+1 from Cyan, +2 from Cyan, +2 from Hez, +2 from Cobalt)

Cure to the AGP: 24/50 (+2 from Piono, +1 from Cobalt, +2 from Hez)

+1 to Cobalt, Pricey

Dear god, I just realized how many +s I'm actually going to need.

Please send as much help as you can.

Thank you on behalf of the Department of Menace Eradication.
 
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MY LAST POST FAILED
A LOT
SO HERE IS MY NEXT POST
NOTE TO SELF - PLOX DON'T FAIL THIS TIME KTHNXBYE

/пласехолдер
 
Charges
Plan B 47/50
Plan Z 12/50
+1 Piono and Helldiver
Action:
Super pulls out the Pokeball Nihilego originally came out of and attempts to recall Lillie to it.
Alchemies:
Super Microchip && Essence of Stability && Zamasu Soul = Inactive Sane Zamasu AI (Level 16: 5/9)

Inventory:
Socks of Supreme Spatial Movement (Level 9)
Mystic Mouse (Level 5)
 
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A storm brews. A sky somewhere out there, waiting, goes red. The clouds, turn and toil and blend and go from pink to ashen gray. A girl stands in the middle of this chaos, and shouts into the ether.

ANNIS: I am Annis Valencia, Alpha Godmodder, Half Wielder of a Key of the Cosmos, but you all can call me God!
ANNIS: ...
ANNIS: ...
ANNIS: How does that sound? The whole thing, not just the actual dialogue.
HOMURA: Utterly disgraceful.
ANNIS: Damn you.
HOMURA: If you want constructive criticism on your horrific writing, then the 'but you can all call me God' part sounds clumsy, and added in without any regard for what the speech sounds like.
ANNIS: Hmmm... alright.

ANNIS: The Gatekeeper should be dead when we get out of the lagspike.
HOMURA: Thank god. Her familiars go with her?
ANNIS: No.
HOMURA: Damnit.
ANNIS: Look on the plus side, we can bully some innocent Descendants!
HOMURA: You are a Descendant.
ANNIS: But I'm an Alpha Godmodder who is soulbound to the revered Kalare Vanarus Erelye who is known to be actually powerful and the physical embodiment of change and thus better than all of the filth.
HOMURA: You mean worse?
ANNIS: Shut it.
HOMURA: Aren't you required to tell me when your soul gets bound? All I noticed was it getting piked and half of it ripped out.
ANNIS: You're a construct of bad writing, and I'm the bad writing queen, I'm not going to answer to you.
HOMURA: Be that way.
ANNIS: So, what are we going to do next? Play like the Water Horse GM, godmod up an RP world to get to the 20k cap each time?
HOMURA: I don't actually understand half of the trash you discuss.
ANNIS: I need to write up some new constructs of bad writing.
HOMURA: How rude.
ANNIS: Anyway, what do we do? Create a version of Anime Girl Plague, or otherwise copy cat disease that turns people into abominations that serve us, with no chances of escape?
HOMURA: Oh god.
ANNIS: We're anime girls. Technically.
HOMURA: Just wait for the lagspike to end.
ANNIS: Fine. We are going to make an Lesser AGP staff with a lot of charging, and everyone else is going to cry, under the might of Annis Valencia, Alpha Godmodder, Half Wielder of a Key of the Cosmos!
HOMURA: Do we have anything better to do here?
ANNIS: Apart from creating more Plague Staves using less volatile ingredients, generally gaining more power and servitors and tormenting those who didn't fall to my might? Of course, but I simply don't do better.
After secretive discussion in telepathic communication channels masked by the abuse of lagspikes and glitches in the Zeroth Disc, which I am 50% sure that every major force on the Battlefield heard anyway, the up dops. The update finishes. I then realise that one of my elites are disabled. This will not stand, because a lot of things shall not stand.

I decide, why longpost when you can use a spoil? I throw my octet, the Devouring Eight, up into the air! They land in an octogram formation, before glowing with paradox energy. I swing O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I for a bit, it crackling with electricity, before I throw it into the paradox octogram. I analyse what I remember of Ire's mech, and copy its techniques, before tapping a bunch of random areas on O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I. Via the magical powers of writing taking priority over coding in a narrative universe, I perform some assembly code insertion shenanigans, in addition to changing O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I's tendrils to be sniper rifles.

Salvadore then realises that he's far enough from me to realise that he's in pretty optimal range to get blown to bits by my Sniper Rifle Railgun. A bunch of grief tendrils explode from the ground, trapping him. His sight enhances, just enough to watch O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I and the Devouring Eight crackle a brilliant orchid, and also my all surpassing beauty because I am totally better than the rest of you peons. I smile, and wave at Salvadore.

ANNIS: Your taunt affected me as well, impressive! Have fun as that blows through your shield, and you!


Either now, or sometime in the EoTB, the Devouring Eight + Sniper Rifle Railgun combo will fire, and deal high damage to Salvadore, with random special effects!




Myself: Use the Devouring Eight to act as a combo attack with Sniper Rifle Railgun, on Salvadore! If Salvadore is dead, use it on Eyesaur 2.0!
EXE 0.1.2.: Use Butterfly Effect, pray you get a minion summoning adaption so you don't have to use!
Grendaline: HUG SALVADORE, DISABLE FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE AND EAT HIS CORPSE IF SALVADORE'S ALREADY DEAD
High Dragun: Use Dragun Tooth on Eyesaur 2.0! If he's dead, use it on the Beyond! If the Beyond is dead, use it on Metal Gear RAY!




NEW: Principia Discordia && Generic Power Core == ??? (Level ?: 3/???)
NEW: Lady of the Shard Artbook && Generic Gauntlet = Her Lady's Gauntlet (Level ?: 3/???)
NEW: Staff && Plague Incarnated == Biohazard (Level ?: 1/???)

Mark A Brand On What Belongs To You [6/30] ======
Infection [2/50] ========== [+1 from Krill]

+2 to JOE. (someone halp I'm doing this under duress)

Cobalt is leaving the game due to supermassively intense schoolwork. He won't come back until at least December, and if he does, it will be under a new identity. If you search through his latest posts in the Discord, you'll find that this is true, and I have screenshots of this being true here and here. He didn't announce it in thread, only the Discord, because school trumps DTG any day. I believe Cobalt would prefer it that way, as well. Cobalt was a good friend, and he shall be missed. Since I can't help him in real life, he asked me to make him proud in DTG, which means I have to kill you all twice as hard.

INVENTORY:
ESP Railgun [4] / Coin Launcher [3] / only my railgun [8] / True Everymug [12] / Psycho Goggles [14] / Grief Railgun [15] / Witchsoul Inflictor [17] / O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I [17] / The Unworthy [20]


Soul Marks / Curses: Palfactas [0 KILLS].

Magnolie [10] [IIIIIIII: 7/7] [MIND CONTROL]
 
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