Corrupt a Wish

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but I accidentally read it as pairs.

I wish for a pool.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, of lava.

I wish to say, WHAT?

 

[Karciama]

Granted, but you lose your vocal cords.

I wish I didn't wish for a wish.

 

[Ivyss]

This causes an endless loop paradox that removes you from existence.

I wish to die.

 

[Murphmario]

Granted. You get to roll a die.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

Granted, but your body is insanely retired.

I wish for the ULTRA HIGH heat to stop in Saudi Arabia.

 

[Blood Crawler]

Granted. Now it has ULTRA HIGH COLD.

I wish Defure was more active.

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

Granted, but he will only be active at last post wins, posting tons of redposts.

I wish for Terraria to be FREE.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but Re-logic goes bankrupt.
(Your corruption is actually impossible.)
I wish for more food.

 

[Blood Crawler]

Granted. All this food tastes like poo.

I wish everything to be free.

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

Granted, but Terraria and Minecraft (both have those build, mine, explore, craft, fight mechanics) are big exceptions and you need to pay for over 9000 Saudi Riyals for one of the paid games.

I wish Intel/AMD make some Core i9/Ryzen Threadripper 48-core 5.0 GHz processors.

 

[Blood Crawler]

Granted. You'll get it when you pay 120000 Roubles to the shop.

I wish everything to cost 1 million roubles.

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

Granted, Hyperinflation happens in Russia and you need to pay in cheques elsewhere.

I wish for a swear filter in Terraria.

 

[Blood Crawler]

Granted. Word "Hallow" is in this filter.

I wish for being a smartass

 

[Terraria player 123]

Granted. Word "Hallow" is in this filter.

I wish for being a smartass

Wish granted but you attacked by scientists and they make everybody smart


I wish that destroyer could destroy blocks

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

Granted, it will destroy even lihzahrd bricks.

I wish for a nice computer PSU plus an AMD Radeon VII/GeForce RTX 2080Ti.

 

[Blood Crawler]

Granted. You stole it from the shop and got arrested for that.

I wish memes stop becoming unfun postmodernist trash.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, they're just unfun trash.

I wish for edible food.

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

Granted, but it is poisoned.

I wish meteorites don't fall.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but it is poisoned.

(Even better!)
Granted, they teleport and explode right after.

I wish it was warmer.