Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you forget all grammar.

I wish to be killed quick and painlessly without a way to get back.
 
NOT GRANTED

I wish to nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats.
 
Granted, except I didn't read the whole thing and assumed that, at the end, it said "but the previous nukes were invalid, as I just wanted a kitten."

I wish for flargle to be a word in the dictionary.
 
Granted except it appeared in a universe that just exploded 10 mins ago


I wish to nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats.
 
Grantted however it is in an alternate universe]

I wish to nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats.
 
Granted. the limit is infinintly high.

I wish to nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats.
 
Granted. the wish take s-place in an alternate universe

I wish to nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats.
 
I get nuked yet again.

I wish for long wishes to not be allowed in this universe, or any others.
 
Granted. however the computer is not allowed to limit things so.... ERROR ERROR

I wish to nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nuke a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing a nuke thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats nukeing thats nuking a nuke that is nuking a nuke thats.
 
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