IC Role Play - Calamity Adventure

[Murphmario]

"Alright. If you say so."
"Also... I wonder how many elements exist. No, not the ones the Master is after. The other kind."

 

[Cubic.]

"Canonically to the fan series I was introduced in, there's Light, Darkness, Water, Inferno, Earth, Electricity, Sound, Life, Death, Frost, Animals, and Magic. I go under Light, Darkness, Inferno, and Life. Bubby goes under Light, Darkness, Death, and Inferno, you go under Light and Magic (somehow), etc."

I think.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, eleven, ten, twelve, thirteen. There's 13 not counting the Hybrid Elements, for those and the originals I think you would multiply 13 by 13? I'm unsure. OH fringe, I forgot air."

 

[Murphmario]

"Why magic for me when I'm not the best at it?"

 

[Cubic.]

"I don't know, you've got an affinity for it somewhere. Maybe you've yet to find your true power. Maybe the affinity comes from your True Terra Power, as that's not associated with an element. Anything that's not associated with an element goes under Magic."

I think.

"13 times 13 is 169... That's a lot of elements."

 

[Murphmario]

"Two things. One, Terra Energy is indeed an element, as proven by my friend, who is a scientist. Two, it's Terra Energy, not True Terra Power. Three, what about the Pokemon types and the Periodic Table of Elements?"

 

[Cubic.]

"Y O U R E C O M P L E T E L Y M I S S I N G T H E P O I N T"

You then remember I'm referring to the canonical elements from the LBP fan series I was introduced in.

 

[Murphmario]

"How am I missing the point?"
*Knows not much about LBP since I haven't played it before*

 

[Cubic.]

"How am I missing the point?"
*Knows not much about LBP since I haven't played it before*

"I'm talking about the fan series I'm in. Canonically, Terra Energy is not an element in that."

Suddenly, you get a phone call.

 

[Murphmario]

*Answers the phone*
"Hello?"

 

[Cubic.]

I speak in the highest pitched voice I can.

"Uuuuuuuhhhhh, yes, hello, I..." *laughter* "i..." *more laughter"

I take the phone, and also speak in a high pitched voice.

"I dryer fairy. Apology of sister."

*laughing loudly in background* "-AND THE DRYER IS ON FIRE..." *laughter*

You can hear my laughing from both at the phone and in the laundry room.

"DRYER NOT ON FIRE. FIRE ON DRYER. NO."

"MAKE THAT SHADOW FIRE ON THE LINT!!! SOMEONE FORGOT TO GARBAGE THE LINT!!" *laughter"

I hang up.

"Stop! Du give prank away!"

 

[Murphmario]

"..."
*Goes over there*
"I swear, if you're actually burning the laundry..."

 

[Cubic.]

I jump out.

"Du walk prank!"

I fall out of the same closet Alias was in, laughing.

"Lint thingy indeed full."

I point to the open dryer, which is full of lint because nobody got out the lint.

 

[AlphaEspeon]

*I’m standing around*

 

[Murphmario]

"Well, uh... should we remove it?"

 

[Cubic.]

I'm laughing so hard that tears are spilling from my eyes very literally like tipped buckets.

"First, chi need doctor dart."

 

[AlphaEspeon]

*I facepalm at the laughter as I walk in, quoting a vine* WAHTS GOIN ON DOWN HERE?!

 

[Cubic.]

"Chi need doctor dart."

 

[AlphaEspeon]

Ok. DART WHERE ARE YOU?!

 

[Cubic.]

"Du also doctor?"

Literally in a puddle of tears right now. I start to choke on my laughter.

 

[Animus Viral]

Te:"What the hell are you talking about lint?"