Ocean Ravager && Aquilonem Mors && Vita Australi && Holding tank filled with the blood of every species ever = Bloodflow (Lv. 25, 11/26)
Blood, Water, Life, and Death... an interestingly logical combo all in one axe... scythe... thing.
The Physics Breaker && Denito Surrexit && Delta Mechaniza VIII && Arctoae && Bottle of Hyper-Radioactive Waste = THE Plan-Ruining Sphere of Hate (Lv. 25, 6/26)
It is not A plan-ruining sphere of hate, it is THE Plan-Ruining Sphere of Hate. A direct upgrade to the Physics Breaker, an alchemy horrifying enough on its own. Now give it the raw temporal power of Denito, and the protection ability of Mechaniza, and give it the ability to control cold, ice, etc. for a very special ability... no spoilers, sorry.
Summons...
Legendary Support (61/200) (+1 compensation)
Entities... (Nerf if to powerful. Buff if too weak.)
(Make sure you read all of their descriptions)
All currently in hangar.
-Parts: Can suffer engine failures (+30% chance to catch fire), wing damage (-10% evade/-5% armor), fuselage damage (-10% evade/-5% armor), and tail damage (-10% evade/-5% armor). -Repairs: Any plane can, when destroyed, return to the hangar for repairs. They will return in 5 turns, one at a time.
-Squads:N/A
Seems all planes are in my hangar, my upgrades continue*. (29/30) (+1 compensation)
*Note: They're ALL coming back with greater power after this.
Actions...
Orb of Merging (14/30) (+1 compensation)
I continue meatshielding DK.
RP Stuff and Responses...
NEW
I saw everything that was happening on GR's side of the spectrum. Throughout, though, I failed to laugh or become enraged at anything. I wanted to see what the heck the Not-Elf was going on about. And everyone else, really. I honestly had no idea what a Sue was (thus potentially proving that I didn't know a thing about what anyone was talking about (What? I stopped reading Homestuck for a bit to get my priorities fixed and never really caught up on it again, if that's where Sues are from)), and the fact that she was somehow partially omniscient kinda scared me a bit.
All this I have overheard was while I was in Wolf Form, completely different than my dragonkin or Darkone self; in looks, in guts, in auras, and in voice. Basically, the ultimate disguise. If someone could find out who I really was, that would be something.
I stride over to the Not-Elf, to see exactly how she would react.
At this moment, I looked kinda like Wolf Link from Twilight Princess, except darker and with red eyes rather than blue. Also I could speak, unlike my LoZ counterpart. So don't expect complete silence.
I reach the area, and sit down like a dog would.
<Any moment now...>
Items... Decided to add in my old alchemies too. I will always keep spares.
PA = Piono Alchemy
These weapons allow me to select what I want them to be whenever I want.
Ved Vozahnil (Black Nothingness) (Lv. 25): The weapon of ultimate support. Contains an artifact so powerful that it was sealed away for eons. Provides the user with enough dark/void power to distort his/her reality with their visions, transforming them into powerful dark, voided forms of their desirable identities. The relic residing inside can be ejected to allow transformation even when the actual weapon is disabled. Only a select few can wield this blade and relic without going crazy, but those who are able may become indescribably powerful. Currently holds:
Weapon Forms:
-Cutlass
Elements:
-Darkness
-Void
-Oblivion
Special:
-Dark Star: Allows transformations to be done at any time. Powerful ones.
-Transformations available for Obliterator Form:
-Wolf
-Dragon
-Hawk
-Shark (& variants)
-Darkone
-Snake
-Owl
SOON TO BE AVAILABLE:
Leinro Fiit (Universe's Bite) (Lv. 25): combines the aspects of its components, with an extra twist; it can balance anyone and anything's stats to the user's liking (RP only), and allows other ridiculous things to occur, making it the #1 defensive option. Will have:
Special:
-Rebalance: A majorly toned-down version of the OP/UP scale, pretty much. Can (de)buff yourself/allies/enemies at will.
Suldaan (Doomsday) (Lv. 25): combines the effects of all of the components, allowing for full control over its elements and can take the form of its components' weapons. Hits with the force of the centre of ten supernovas, and boosts the wielder to extreme levels of power. Also meteors. The go-to weapon for offence. Will have:
Elements:
-Ice (x2)
-Fire
-Darkness
-Water
-Nature/Plant
-Death
-Distortion
-Weather
-Time of Day
-Draconic
Special:
-Armageddon: Meteors will pelt the area around the wielder near continuously, of various sizes, of various elements listed in the weapon's element directory. Some will be the size of basketballs or smaller, but some can be as large as the moon. They pelt the area and hurt enemies.
Yeah, I'm basically just fusing alchemies together to form powerful blades, each with a unique purpose, while simultaneously keeping my old alchemies.
ALL alchemies:
Ved Vozahnil (Black Nothingness) (Lv. 25)
The Fourth Dimension (Lv. 20) Delta Mechaniza VIII (Lv. 18) Physics Breaker (Lv. 16)
The Artiquator (Lv. 14)
Foresight (Lv. Forgot (10?))
Ocean Ravager (Lv. 10)
Spaceleaf Greatsword (Lv. 10)
Balance (Lv. 10)
Shadowstalker (Lv. 10)
Maleficis Est (Lv. 10 PA) Denito Surrexit (Lv. 10 PA)
Aquilonem Mors (Lv. 10 PA)
Vita Australi (Lv. 10 PA) Arctoae (Lv. 10 PA)
Nocte Consumens (Lv. 10 PA) Ring of the Dragoon (Lv. 10)
Nightmare Cutlass (Lv. 7)
The Water Chopper (Lv. 5)
Armor: The Terrifying Truth
Headwear: Helm of Demise
((Ya know, I just realized something; much of my arsenal is mostly for RP. I hardly use them outside RPing anymore... guess it's from the very little damage I've been getting out of attacks that had a metric gorillaton of effort put into them))
Support...
I help...
(+1) GoldenReady
(+1) Cyan
(+1) TFT
Discussion/Orders: Still haven't fixed this grey. Sorry. I need to be on a computer for this. Tahm Kench uses Tongue Lash and Bargain on the Fire Elementals!
Musty Tome ++ Reality in a Bottle = Pages (collectively Tome) of Reality 1/1 DONE
This book was found in the Ayanad Library, among other relics. Then some crazy scientist decided to put them all together to create a book that follows no laws.
(Black Keyboard || Paper Boats && Old Friends && Stained Glass && Water Wall && The Spine && Forecast && Vanishing Point && We All Become && Circles && Traces && Apex Beat && Coasting && Cut Apart && Sandbox && Interlace && Signals && Blank Canvas && Gateless && Dormant && Tangent && Gold Leaf && Impossible && Heightmap && Megalovania && Spider Dance && Spear of Justice && Dummy && Death by Glamour && Metal Crusher && Song That Might Play When You Fight sans && A Proper Story && Get Used to It && In Case of Trouble && Build that Wall && Mine, Windbag, Mine && Mother, I'm Here && Setting Sail Coming Home && Eternity && Knight EP && Closer EP && Space Cadet LP) && Auto-Mix && Sheet Lyrics && Liquid Inspiration && Playlist Compiler && Device For Extending the Length of Tracks = OST (Level 25 22/26) (+1 from Dark)(+1 from Sirplop) The keyboard containing every Original Sound Track ever created.
(Greatsword || Essence of SPAAAACE! + Moonsteel) + Mechanical Spare Parts o>O Enlarger = Pseudo-Spacesword (Level 19 - 10/20) This sword can change shape, and looks cool as hell while doing it. Also one of my most ill-defined alchemies.
Tahm Kench (the River King) [AG BOSS] I may still refer to it as TK.
250'000 max hp Passive:
An Aquired Taste: Whenever Tahm Kench deals damage to an entity, add an An Aquired Taste counter. At 3 counters (maximum), Tahm Kench heals for 25'000, deals 25'000 bonus damage (on enemies) and resets the counters on that entity to 0.
Thick Skin (Passive): Damage taken becomes Thick Skin health instead. If Tahm Kench does not take damage for one turn, this health will be consumed and Tahm Kench will heal for 55% of the Thick Skin health.
Active:
Bargain: Heal an entity for 15'000 and put 2 An Acquired Taste counters on it. Can be cast in conjunction with other attacks.
Tongue Lash: Deal 10'000 damage to an entity and give it a 60% chance to miss it's next attack.
Devour (Ally): Eat an allied entity. It will remain in TK's stomach for one turn making it immune to damage but unable to attack. TK gains 40% chance to dodge attacks during this time. Afterwards, he will spit out the entity and heal himself and that entity for 20'000hp.
Shares a cooldown with Devour (Enemy). Cooldown: 3
Devour (Enemy): Eat an entity. It will remain in TK's stomach for one turn. Afterwards, he will spit out the target and deal damage to it and nearby targets. The target will not take damage in TK's stomach, but will take 60'000 afterwards, up to 2 other targets taking minor damage. TK and the entity cannot attack for one turn after ACTIVATING it. Requires at least one stack of An Aquired Taste. Applies An Aquired Taste to all targets hit. Cannot be used on Bosses
Shares cooldown with Devour (Ally). Cooldown: 3
Thick Skin (Active): If Tahm Kench activates this ability, all Thick Skin health becomes a shield to absorb damage for one turn. Thick Skin is then reduced to 0 and Thick Skin is disabled for one turn after expiry.
Abyssal Voyage: Pick an allied entity. Tahm Kench and target entity are immune to damage for one turn. Cooldown: 5
Spoil of War:
Two-Coat's Waistcoats - Give an entity Thick Skin until it dies or this is unequipped. The passive portion is reduced to 20% healing. Cooldown: 3 after entity dies or Waistcoat is unequipped.
Souls New soul! The Immortal Soul of the Muse appeared! First Immortal Soul so far, it's certainly the most powerful as of yet. Maybe to define that you have a soul in your alchemy you should add S:x where x is equal to the level of the soul or something like that once it's done.
Vivid Soul of the Fourth (Fireworks): Level 2 - 38'000/38'000
Immortal Soul of the Muse (Sound/Music): Level 5 - 75'000/75'000hp
Current Soul Level Count: 7 (max. 8)
Actions!
Aayla uses the Divine Godblade to overheal DK!
Inventory (ooh teal)
Souls now have 15-20x their level as hp (based on level)
Level 1 - 20'000hp - Small effect on alchemies
Level 2 - 38'000hp - Low effect on alchemies
Level 3 - 52'000hp - Moderate effect on alchemies, may be difficult to hit
Level 4 - 66'000hp - High effect on alchemies, may have a negative effect on the killer's next action or be difficult to hit.
Level 5 - 75'000hp - Massive effect on alchemies, will have a negative effect on the killer's next action or be difficult to hit.
Souls will still spawn during my first post each round, but now I will be using a RNG to determine what level Soul will spawn. There can only be up to 8 soul levels *alive* at any given moment. E.g. 8 Level 1 Souls, 2 Level 4 Souls etc. So, if a level 5 soul currently exists, I will only be determining which one spawns out of level 3, 2 and 1. Soul Alchemies can go past level 25, but only 3 past the cap.
Only one of your charging alchemies can be a soul alchemy. Charge time is back to 1-to-1 with the level.
Each soul has a special effect or element associated with it. Use $$ and purple text to show you are adding a captured soul to the alchemy.
I will still get an uncharged copy of each soul killed, but I will need to have an additional charge equal to the soul's level to use them. People that assist in the kill of a soul will not recieve it, nor can souls be copied.
Anarc Cook (Spoil of War - Deal damage to 3 random entities of an allignment.) 3/3
Scythe of (Eardrum) Death - (Spoil of War - Deal very high damage to an entity.) 4/4 Physics Inducer (Level 18 - Relic) (Purely Defensive)(Reality/Physics) Resonance (Level 25) (Air/Sound samurai type sword)
End Time (Level 25) (Oblivion/Void/Time armguard. It has an eye on the palm)
Aftershock (Level 15) (Force/Earth knucklebusters)
Anima (Level 20) (Spirit shirt)
Sunstone (Level 5) (Light/Mind artefact)
Divine Godblade (Level 20) (Divine)
Underworld Jadeblade (Level 15) (Dark/Spirit)
The Fallen (Level 17) (It's a gun?)
Albiit (Level 10) (Void)
Spiritblade (Level 7) (Spirits)
Magickal Flute (Level 5) (Music)
Denito Surrexit (Level 10) (Time)
Hand of the Archlich (Level 25) (Ice/Death) Current Souls: 28
Current Abilities: Soul Collection, Blizzard, Life Drain, Ice Barrier, Lich Slap.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE KILLABLE ENTITIES
Here are the abilities for Hand of the Archlich, which are gradually gained while entities die. Every time an entity dies, it grants one Soul. For smaller entities, the gain is decreased to 0.5 souls per attack that kills many of them (e.g. worker or the late Mechafish) and 2 Souls are gained on boss kill. Pseudo-deaths such as Aetherderon's Dead Yet Dreaming do not provide souls. Non-living entities still provide a soul for the sake of convenience.
Soul bonuses cannot be gained when a previous ritual has not been performed, however souls can be. This staff is meant to be weak for a level 25 (still fairly powerful), but can scale up massively over time.
Abilities require rituals to gain, which can take 1-5 charges, the amount will tell you about how powerful it will be (generally). Rituals cannot be charged with support, but do not count as a charge for the 3-charge cap.
Abilities are permanent, but activated ones have a cooldown.
Soul Transfer ((R: x) means it requires a ritual to complete)
0 Souls: Soul Collection (R: 3) - Souls will now be able to be absorbed into the Hand of the Archlich, giving it new abilities.
3 Souls: Life Drain (R: 1) - Entities that die will heal a random owned (meaning I control it) entity equal to 5% of that entities' maximum health.
5 Souls: Blizzard (R: 3) - Create a blizzard for 2 turns, damaging ALL non-water/ice/flying/godmodder entities, and reducing hit chance to 40% (60% reduction) Cooldown: 5 turns
15 Souls: Ice Barrier (R: 3) - The Hand of the Archlich can create a barrier around a single target to reduce damage massively (65%) for two turns. The effect significantly lowers on the second turn (20%). Cooldown: 5
20 Souls: Lich Slap (R:2) - Do very high damage to an entity. Cooldown: 4
30 Souls: Master of Hell (R:4) - Hand of the Archlich now has the ability to manipulate infernal fire and summon skeletons.
40 Souls: Extended Life (R:1) Inflict Lich's Bargain on an entity. Lich's Bargain: Once target entity reaches 1hp, the entity is immune to death, debuffs, damage, healing and buffs for two turns. The entity can charge attacks, but if they only heal or kill itself, the charge will fail. After this ends, destroy it. Cooldown: 1 after expiry.
65 Souls: From the End of Time (R:5) Resummon an past entity for one turn. It cannot be targetted by attacks during this time. Cooldown: 3
May as well.
Uncharged:
Lucid Soul of the Pyromancer: Level 3
Eternal Soul of the Storm: Level 4
Sorry, everyone - I have a lot of work this weekend, and I need to get some done before tomorrow, so no update today.
+1 to all charges as compensation. (Not alchemies, just charges.)
LIGHTFORM CHARGE: 3/3 (ACTIVE)
>Mardek: Examine.
Your name is Mardek Cyaria. You have been slightly corrupted from your trip into the planet of Tumblr, where fandoms from the ends of the universe become reality. The corruption came from the singularity that sucked in all the straight people in the vicinity. You escaped, but only barely.
You specialize in Kerbal engineering, and your greatest feat yet is the Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun. That's a Minigun^5, for short. It is a sentry that fires out all the beams of pure condensed democracy. All of them. Soldier would be proud.
You also specialize in strifing with swordkind, armcannonkind, and fedorakind. Yes, fedorakind.
>Mardek: Talk to the only Mary Sue in the vicinity. In short, Roxxanne. Why should I?
Because she knows jack gorilla about you.
----
Null. Just to apply my charges.
~~Inventory~~ Equinox(Level 25) THIS IS INCREDIBLY ZILLY (Level 25)
Death (On A) Stick (Level 25) Gjallarhorn-o'-Plenty (Level 12)
We Are In The Beam (Level 10)
Vi Forti (Level 10)
Jaractet (Level 18)
Minutemann's Fedora (Level 25)
Navitas Nox (Level 10)
The Fallen (Level 17)
Superosque (Level 10)
~~~Souls~~~
Lucid Soul of the Pyromaniac (Level 3)
~~Boosts~~
+2 to Pionoplayer Redstonetam
+1 to GoldenReady
~~Charges~~
Transistor [AG]: 7/150 (+1 Compensation) Entity charge ninja looted.
[AG BOSS]
300'000 HP
The Spine: Passives(), Functions() and Augments() have no cooldowns. Whenever a Function() is used, summon a BadCell.
Overload: When the Transistor's hp hits 0, restore it to full hp and destroy two random
Functions(), two random Passives() and two random Auguments(). Once the Transistor runs out of Functions(), destroy the Transistor. When revived by Overload, the Spoil of War is not dropped.
Augument(): Whenever the Transistor uses a Function(), modify it's effects with an Augument().
Reboot(): At the start of each turn, gain the effects of a random Passive() and lose the effects from last turn.
Turn(): 8 round charge. Activate all existing Functions() without Auguments().
Passive():
Crash(): Takes 30% reduced damage and is immune to debuffs.
Mask(): The first attack this turn made by the Transistor mini-crits.
Tap(): The Transistor will heal for 15% of damage dealt.
Void(): The Transistor cripples targets hit.
Ping(): 20% chance to dodge attacks. Applied after Jaunt().
Help(): BadCells will not spawn this turn.
Function():
Crash(): Deal high damage to 3 entities. Stun and Crash all entities hit. Enemies that are already crashed will be Broken instead.
Help(): Summon Fetch and Luna, if they are already killed. If any of the characters are alive, heal them to full health.
Jaunt(): For the next 3 turns, gain a 40% chance to avoid attacks.
Bounce(): Deal moderate damage to an entity. Can be cast 4 times in one turn.
Cull(): Deal massive damage to and knock up 2 nearby entities.
Spark(): Deal insanely high damage split equally among 2-5 random entities.
Augument():
Crash(): The attack will do increased damage and Crash entities hit. Enemies that are already Crashed will instead be Broken.
Cull(): Knocks up entities hit, up to 3 entities.
Tap(): Heals for 30% of damage dealt, reduced to 10% for Cull() and Spark().
Flood(): The attack will inflict Flood on the target.
Ping(): Attack will be double cast.
Purge(): The attack will inflict Purge on the target.
Effects:
Crash: Takes 20% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Broken: Cannot dodge attacks. Takes 50% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Flood: Deals 30,000 damage over 2 turns.
Purge: Deals 10,000 damage over 3 turns. If the target is not a boss, deal massive damage at the end of this time.
Crippled: Deals 40% reduced damage. 50% chance for dodge to fail. Lasts for 2 turns.
Summoned Entities:
[AG]
Fetch:
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Crash enemies hit.
Luna:
[AG]
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Flood enemies hit.
BadCell:
[AG]
10,000/10,000 HP
When killed, explode, dealing a small amount of damage to an entity and crashing it for one turn, and deal 30,000 damage to the Transistor. Overkill damage will also be dealt to the Transistor (damage that exceeds the entity's current health).
Spoil of War: Buzzing Transitor Core: This Spoil stores up to 10 charges.
1-4 charges: Use Bounce() on an entity. Charges consumed depend on the number of times Bounce() is used.
5 charges: Deal high damage to an entity and either Crash, Flood, Purge or Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it again will Break the entity.
10 charges: Either use Cull() or Spark(), or deal high damage to an entity and Crash, Flood, Purge AND Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it will Break the entity.
~~Entities~~
Medic [AG]: 50,000/50,000 HP
Abilities: Tissue Repair: For every turn the medic is not damaged, heal him for 7,500 HP.
Medkit: Heal an [AG] entity for 10,000 HP. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Biocleanse Bomb: Pick an entity. Any attack aimed at said entity will be a mini-crit for 2 turns. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Final Farewell: When killed, choose 3 AG entities. They will be healed for 15,000 HP.
Antidote: Throw a grenade that releases a cloud of poison gas for 2 turns at an entity of your choice. That entity and any entity around it will take 12,500 damage per turn. Cooldown of 10 turns.
Assault [AG]: 75,000/75,000 HP
Abilities: Adrenaline: The assault gains mini-crits and 10% dodge chance for 3 turns. Cooldown of 7 turns.
Deadly Force: Pick an [AG] entity. Any attack that entity pulls off will be a minicrit for 2 turns. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Gun Mod Expert: The Assault has a 12.5% chance to ignore dodge chance.
Assault Team: Deal ridiculous damage to one entity, or high damage to 4 entities (because there are four of you in level 1 Assault Team). Cooldown of 10 turns.
Heavy [AG]: 100,000/100,000 HP
Abilities: Hold The Line: For every 1,000 damage that the heavy takes in one turn, he gains a 1% damage output increase.
Concussion: The heavy's attacks have a 5% chance to stun enemies.
Die Another Day: The heavy blocks out 25% of damage for 1 turn. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Orbital Bombardment: Nail an entity with intensely damaging bombs. Cooldown of 10 turns.
~~Alchemies~~ ((Arm Cannon && The Vile Shield) || BLACK Strongbox) && Navitas Nox && Chaos Titan Essence && Eclipse Titan Essence && Death Titan Essence && Draconite Ingot && Rose Quartz && Eldritch Tentacle = Hand of the Vengeful Monkey (Level 25) (24/26) (+3 Tazz, +2 Darkside, +2 Sirplop) A black arm cannon that fires a red laser of intense, solid grimdark. Can also turn into a laser sword, a red-black Rose Quartz shield and a regular gauntlet. The grimdarkness alchemy, to balance against THIS IS INCREDIBLY ZILLY. Based on the Temple of the Vengeful Monkey from Bloons Monkey City.
Vi Forti && Blue Moon && Sunfury && Dao of Pow && Flower Pow && Flairon && Golem Fist = Nantonium Star (Level 25) (12/26) its spiky and its awesome and its a flail end of story
RIA Trident && HIKS M1000 && CM X1 Furie = The Unreal (Level 10) (7/11) The king of all chemical dakka.
Blackguard Saxophone && Sound Titan Essence && The Big Chill && Awesomium Ingot && Liquid Inspiration && Liquid Dank Memes = Epic Sax (Level ?) (2/?) Doot doot.
>1/2 -- ALL IS COLORED AND REPOSITIONED. IS GOOD LIFE, YES?
-=Charges 300 (38/300) -- On Hold
Szalinthia, Bringer of Light (38/60) +1 from Toast
Small Things (5/5) +1 from Crystal -- COMPLETED
-=Summons
From the Aetherian Rift crawls forth a group of tentacled creatures! Sludge Crawlers Summoned! [AG][HP:5000/5000] x20 (Because AG needs some cannon fodder at this rate.)
-=Actions
Aetherderon uses Stare of Immortality on the Destroyer!
I use the Darkstone Scryer on the Immortal Soul of the Muse! It does... something to it.
I also give the can of Mountain Dew to Aetherderon, healing him for something!
The Sludge Crawlers chow down on the Banshee!
-=Alchemies
Edge of the Shifting World && Head of a Dead God && Aetherian Technology == Dust (16/26 - Lvl. 25) $Soul of Intellect$ && Outer Computational Device (OCD) && Bag of Holding == Bag of Possibilities (7/14 -- Lvl. 13) -- Oops, got charge times wrong. $Eternal Soul of the Storm$ && Voidmetal Chassis && Blackguard && Voidmetal Broadsword == Artificial Guardian (0/29 -- Lvl. 28) An 'Alchemical Entity', if you will. -- ON HOLD [S]@The Flaming Toast[/S]; I really would like it if you could make an entropy/void soul for the next Lvl. 5... Kinda gonna need somethin' like that for later. (perfectly fine if you don't) Thanks.
--Aetherderon, God of the Worlds
Aetherderon will preferably attack PG when able. Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one. Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity. Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it. Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail. Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 4 rounds at half his max health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it up close, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.
Lvl. 25 - Everfree; Staff that spatially manipulates anything I really want. Prevents time from being altered around it.
Lvl. 25 - Blackguard; Elemental attacks do no damage - Is also a quantum shield.
Lvl. 05 - Dungeon Rock; Totally epic heavy metal guitar that does really nothing but be awesome!
Lvl. 17 - The Fallen; Plasma pistol given to all AGs and Ns, curtesy of me.
Lvl. 25 - Unlimatum; Ultimatum's big brother.
Lvl. 05 - Whispering Shroud; Totally awesome coat that mimics the ocean! Hard rain and everything!
Lvl. 25 - Eternity's Tremor; Godly spatial hammer of epic epicness.
Lvl. 10 - Genesis; Everfree's younger brother. Much younger. Like, 70+ pages younger.
Lvl. 10 - Terra Firma; Piono's earth hammer.
Lvl. 10 - Warden; a worse Blackguard.
Lvl. 06 - Bag of Holding; Self explanatory.
Lvl. 10 - Darkstone Scryer; Does something...
Lvl. 15 - Aftershock; A pair of swanky earthen knucklebusters from Toast! Dare ye challenge me to fisticuffs?
Other stuff I can't remember because it was 60+ pages ago.
Don't forget you have a copy of Aftershock @Sirplop !
I probably could summon that, but not really taking requests until I burn out the relatively short list I have. There can only be one level 5 soul at any time (did that on purpose), but one such as that would probably be highly contested due to the popularity of such weapons in the arena. I'll see what I can do.
((@crystalcat Dang it. Ninja'd.))
LIGHTFORM CHARGE: 3/3
A helicopter flies into a big hole in the Crypt wall.
The Assault Team is here, because Rohan S.A. cannot come to the session right now.
Medic [AG]: 50,000/50,000 HP
Abilities: Tissue Repair: For every turn the medic is not damaged, heal him for 7,500 HP.
Medkit: Heal an [AG] entity for 10,000 HP. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Biocleanse Bomb: Pick an entity. Any attack aimed at said entity will be a mini-crit for 2 turns. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Final Farewell: When killed, choose 3 AG entities. They will be healed for 15,000 HP.
Antidote: Throw a grenade that releases a cloud of poison gas for 2 turns at an entity of your choice. That entity and any entity around it will take 12,500 damage per turn. Cooldown of 10 turns.
Assault [AG]: 75,000/75,000 HP
Abilities: Adrenaline: The assault gains mini-crits and 10% dodge chance for 3 turns. Cooldown of 7 turns.
Deadly Force: Pick an [AG] entity. Any attack that entity pulls off will be a minicrit for 2 turns. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Gun Mod Expert: The Assault has a 12.5% chance to ignore dodge chance.
Assault Team: Deal ridiculous damage to one entity, or high damage to 4 entities (because there are four of you in level 1 Assault Team). Cooldown of 10 turns.
Heavy [AG]: 100,000/100,000 HP
Abilities: Hold The Line: For every 1,000 damage that the heavy takes in one turn, he gains a 1% damage output increase.
Concussion: The heavy's attacks have a 5% chance to stun enemies.
Die Another Day: The heavy blocks out 25% of damage for 1 turn. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Orbital Bombardment: Nail an entity and with intensely damaging bombs. Cooldown of 10 turns.
~~Inventory~~ Equinox(Level 25) THIS IS INCREDIBLY ZILLY (Level 25)
Death (On A) Stick (Level 25) Gjallarhorn-o'-Plenty (Level 12)
We Are In The Beam (Level 10)
Vi Forti (Level 10)
Jaractet (Level 18)
Minutemann's Fedora (Level 25)
Navitas Nox (Level 10)
The Fallen (Level 17)
Superosque (Level 10)
~~~Souls~~~
Lucid Soul of the Pyromaniac (Level 3)
~~Boosts~~
+2 to Pionoplayer Redstonetam
+1 to GoldenReady
~~Charges~~
Rohan Sharpe Anforth [AG]: 33/33 (+5 Tazz) (Done!) Inhale my rage, engorillament child.
[AG BOSS]
300'000 HP
The Spine: Passives(), Functions() and Augments() have no cooldowns. Whenever a Function() is used, summon a BadCell.
Overload: When the Transistor's hp hits 0, restore it to full hp and destroy two random
Functions(), two random Passives() and two random Auguments(). Once the Transistor runs out of Functions(), destroy the Transistor. When revived by Overload, the Spoil of War is not dropped.
Augument(): Whenever the Transistor uses a Function(), modify it's effects with an Augument().
Reboot(): At the start of each turn, gain the effects of a random Passive() and lose the effects from last turn.
Turn(): 8 round charge. Activate all existing Functions() without Auguments().
Passive():
Crash(): Takes 30% reduced damage and is immune to debuffs.
Mask(): The first attack this turn made by the Transistor mini-crits.
Tap(): The Transistor will heal for 15% of damage dealt.
Void(): The Transistor cripples targets hit.
Ping(): 20% chance to dodge attacks. Applied after Jaunt().
Help(): BadCells will not spawn this turn.
Function():
Crash(): Deal high damage to 3 entities. Stun and Crash all entities hit. Enemies that are already crashed will be Broken instead.
Help(): Summon Fetch and Luna, if they are already killed. If any of the characters are alive, heal them to full health.
Jaunt(): For the next 3 turns, gain a 40% chance to avoid attacks.
Bounce(): Deal moderate damage to an entity. Can be cast 4 times in one turn.
Cull(): Deal massive damage to and knock up 2 nearby entities.
Spark(): Deal insanely high damage split equally among 2-5 random entities.
Augument():
Crash(): The attack will do increased damage and Crash entities hit. Enemies that are already Crashed will instead be Broken.
Cull(): Knocks up entities hit, up to 3 entities.
Tap(): Heals for 30% of damage dealt, reduced to 10% for Cull() and Spark().
Flood(): The attack will inflict Flood on the target.
Ping(): Attack will be double cast.
Purge(): The attack will inflict Purge on the target.
Effects:
Crash: Takes 20% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Broken: Cannot dodge attacks. Takes 50% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Flood: Deals 30,000 damage over 2 turns.
Purge: Deals 10,000 damage over 3 turns. If the target is not a boss, deal massive damage at the end of this time.
Crippled: Deals 40% reduced damage. 50% chance for dodge to fail. Lasts for 2 turns.
Summoned Entities:
[AG]
Fetch:
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Crash enemies hit.
Luna:
[AG]
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Flood enemies hit.
BadCell:
[AG]
10,000/10,000 HP
When killed, explode, dealing a small amount of damage to an entity and crashing it for one turn, and deal 30,000 damage to the Transistor. Overkill damage will also be dealt to the Transistor (damage that exceeds the entity's current health).
Spoil of War: Buzzing Transitor Core: This Spoil stores up to 10 charges.
1-4 charges: Use Bounce() on an entity. Charges consumed depend on the number of times Bounce() is used.
5 charges: Deal high damage to an entity and either Crash, Flood, Purge or Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it again will Break the entity.
10 charges: Either use Cull() or Spark(), or deal high damage to an entity and Crash, Flood, Purge AND Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it will Break the entity.
~~Alchemies~~ ((Arm Cannon && The Vile Shield) || BLACK Strongbox) && Navitas Nox && Chaos Titan Essence && Eclipse Titan Essence && Death Titan Essence && Draconite Ingot && Rose Quartz && Eldritch Tentacle = Hand of the Vengeful Monkey (Level 25) (13/26) A black arm cannon that fires a red laser of intense, solid grimdark. Can also turn into a laser sword, a red-black Rose Quartz shield and a regular gauntlet. The grimdarkness alchemy, to balance against THIS IS INCREDIBLY ZILLY. Based on the Temple of the Vengeful Monkey from Bloons Monkey City.
Vi Forti && Blue Moon && Sunfury && Dao of Pow && Flower Pow && Flairon && Golem Fist = Nantonium Star (Level 25) (11/26) its spiky and its awesome and its a flail end of story
RIA Trident && HIKS M1000 && CM X1 Furie = The Unreal (Level 10) (6/11) (+1 Tazz) The king of all chemical dakka.
Blackguard Saxophone && Sound Titan Essence && The Big Chill && Awesomium Ingot && Liquid Inspiration && Liquid Dank Memes = Epic Sax (Level ?) (1/?) Doot doot.
+3 Tazz
If you take another step forward... 11/50
you are REALLY not gonna like what happens next. 11/50
NEW Gatekeeper's Scythe && Valhalla 24/26
"Recreate": Spiral Sun Sucker 6/21
Axolotl Statue ++ Spoiler
Gatekeeper's Scythe(Lv.10)
Navitas Nox(Lv.10, PA)(scammed some suckers in the Arena, Scythe duplicate)
Rapture(Lv.25, blocked Piono to troll him, Scythe duplicate)
Valhalla(Lv.20)
Lex Ordinis(Lv.10, PA)(Accepting duplicate trades)
Nulla Stella(Lv.10, PA)(Yeah let's just get everyone a copy of everything why not)
Denito Surrexit(Lv.10, PA)
Exedo(Lv.10, PA)
Terra Firma(Lv.10, PA)
Abiit(Lv.10, PA)
Cipher's Call: (Lv. 10)
Everyone concerned about my rate of Spoil-getting: I'm considering giving people some of my Spoils of War, especially the more straight ones. As the Coral Riff Guitar is probably my only choice of Entity Summoning right now, that's probably going to be one I keep, but if I wind up being the death of the Creator/Destroyer or somesuch I'll host a quick auction lasting 3 rounds to see who gets it. It'll be Like Piono's in that sense.
@crystalcat : Do you think it might be prudent to have a hard cap on how many spoils someone can get at once? If this keeps up I'll probably get, like, five or six. I'm OK with a Cap of 4 or so.
HAT CHARGE: 1/5.
OFF CELL: 15/15 (+3 FROM GENERIC) DONE.
OFF CELL: A CELL OF ENERGY. THINK THAT THING THAT SUMMONS THE GOLEM IN THE TEMPLE WHEN YOU PUT IT IN AN ALTER. THIS IS DIFFERENT, HOWEVER; THIS IS A VERY SPECIFIC AND VERY POWERFUL FORM OF OBLIVION ENERGY, COUPLED WITH VARIOUS OTHER ENERGIES IN A COMPOUND SO IMPOSSIBLY DEVIOUS THAT IT'S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, EVEN CONTAINED. AND THANK GOODNESS IT'S CONTAINED, OTHERWISE WE'D BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE...SQUARE? CUBE? I DON'T EVEN KNOW. BUT YEAH WE'D ALL BE DEAD FOR CERTAIN.
3/100 Apparel Assemble! 1/50 RATATOSKR. I MUST BEGIN FINALIZING THE CHARGE THAT WILL CREATE THE FIRST SET...WHICH IS ALMOST UNDOUBTABLY GOING TO BREAK CAP LEVEL AT THIS RATE. AND YES, THIS IS THE NAME OF THE FIRST SET. BASED OFF OF SOME OLD 'NORSE' RELIGION, WHATEVER A 'NORSE' IS. APPARENTLY, RATATOSKR IS A SQUIRREL THAT RAN UP AND DOWN YGGDRASIL. YEAH, I DON'T GET IT EITHER, BUT I GUESS A SQUIRREL AND A RAT ARE RELATED, KIND OF, SO AT LEAST IT KIND OF MAKES SENSE GIVEN THIS FIRST ALCHEMY IS ABOUT THE CHU, WHO ALSO ARE KIND OF RELATED?
+3 TO CYANOGYNIST (17/25).
Traho && Vortex Armor Set && Netslasher's Cybernetic Armor = The Fade (Level 15: 13/16) (+1 from Cyanogynist)
DIAMOND RING || (MUSE OF HOPE'S GOD-TIER ROBES && CLIPPED AND PRESERVED ANGELS WINGS && A POSTER OF THE CAT HANGING FROM A BRANCH WITH THE 'HANG IN THERE' THING ON IT) = THE UNDYING LIGHT (LEVEL 15: 3/16)
ANIMATRONIC TEETH ++ PARADOX = TEMERE REM (1/1)
TEMERE REM: WHAT, WERE YOU SERIOUSLY NOT EXPECTING ME TO MAKE THIS? THIS HAS A LEVEL OF PARTIAL PROBABILITY CONTROL OVER PARADOXES. YES, PARTIAL. NOTHING CAN FULLY CONTROL A PARADOX, EVEN THE MOST ASSURED THINGS COULD NOT. THAT IT CAN DO EVEN SOMETHING TO MAKE YOUR ODDS MORE FAVORABLE IS A CONSIDERABLE BENEFIT THIS IS ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY DEDICATED TO SUCH A THING, AND AS SUCH THIS IS PURELY DEFENSE AGAINST SOMETHING UNLIKELY TO TRANSPIRE IN THE FIRST PLACE, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT THIS STUFF. OH, THE ANIMATRONIC TEETH WERE COINCIDENTALLY MADE OF an ALLOY OF DRACONIUM, JUST TO ENSURE HARDNESS, BUT THAT BIT PROBABLY GOT CHANGED IN THE PROCESS TO KEEP IT LEVEL 10 AND SUCH, BUT IT WAS COLORED WHITE AND THAT'S THE POINT OF IT. YEAH, I'M PUTTING THESE ON IMMEDIATELY.
ALCHEMY INVENTORY:
THE HERO'S BLADE (10); "BESSY" (BOOM EVERYWHERE SHOT) (9); NAVITAS NOX (10); ARCUM AEREUM (10); THE FOURTH DIMENSION (20); STARDUST CORRUPTOR CANNON (9); THE LORD MICHAEL'S HAT (50); NULLA STELLA (10); CELESTIAL DESTRUCTION (20); DENITO SURREXIT (10); NOCTE CONSUMENS (10); RIDICULOUSLY SPARKLY ANIME GIRL ANIMATRONIC EYES (0); UNOBTANIUM CANNON (10); MAGIC LORD (25); VITA AUSTRALI (10); AQUILONEM MORS (10); BASE (25); SHARD OF UNITY (15); TRAHO (10); THE GOLDEN CROWN (20); HEMMORHAGE (10); OFF-CELL (15); TEMERE REM (10);
SPOIL INVENTORY:
---MEDUSA HEAD [||||] (NOTE: DARK YELLOW = CHARGE) (ABILITY: FIRE LASERS AT ENEMY, INFLICTING DAMAGE AND PETRIFY FOR 2 TURNS) ---CORAL RIFF GUITAR [||||] (NOTE: MAROON = CHARGE) (ABILITY: SUMMON 4 TENTACLES, EACH WITH 25,000 HP, TO ATTACK/MEATSHIELD ENTITIES).
---Crystalized Ki [|||||] (Note: Yellow = Charge) (Ability: Does damage. Drains HP of Allied/controlled Entities to improve damage, proportional to HP drained. Can drain no HP.)
---Akron's Core [|||||][|||||][||] (Note: White = Charge) (Note: charge is split to designate what abilities are available and if overflow is an issue) (Ability: Use one of Akron's basic attacks for 5 charges, or expend all to use his Ultimate)
Standard Attacks: Firestorm (High Power, 3-target, chance to burn; Fire/Explosive immunity), Blizzard (Moderate power, 3-target chance to freeze; Water/Ice Immunity), Thunderstorm (Moderate power, 3-target chance to stun; Electric/Wind immunity), CONSUME (Really high power, 1-target, chance to Terror (Really nasty DoT + Berserk + Confusion mix), Light/Dark immunity), Tremor (really low power, hits everything not flying, chance to Stagger (sets up Crit damage on target for one attack), Earth/Poison immunity.), Doomblade (Very high attack power, 3 targets), Barrage (Moderate Damage, all entities, 90% accuracy).)
Ultimates: Obliterate (Extremely high damage on one target (the power of 7 consumes). Can't be used on Bosses, only targets one component); Singularity (3-5 (rng) Targets of choice get nailed with CONSUME).
THE ECLIPSE IS A FABLED SUPERWEAPON CODED WITHIN THE ALCHEMITER. TO CLARIFY WHAT THAT EVEN MEANS: ALMOST EVERYTHING WITHIN THE ALCHEMITER'S DATABASE IS NOT UNIQUE. EVEN THE FIRST 'CREATOR' OF THESE ARTIFACTS ARE TYPICALLY COPYING FROM A RARE ARTIFACT NESTLED INTO SOME CRACK OF EXISTENCE-AND FOR THAT MATTER, THE ALCHEMITER IS USUALLY NOT EVEN CAPABLE OF RENDING THEM AT FULL POWER. IN GENERAL, MAGICAL ABILITIES ARE USUALLY VERY HARD TO IMPLEMENT PROPERLY. PIONO'S ELEMENTAL ALCHEMIES ARE THE BEST EXAMPLE; THEY ARE TECHNICALLY EXTREMELY POWERFUL, BUT THEY ARE ALSO TECHNICALLY CHEAP KNOCKOFFS OF THE REAL DEALS, QUITE LITERALLY A TENTH OF THE ORIGINAL'S POWER (AND EVEN THEN, LET IT BE SAID THE REAL DEALS ARE SO POWERFUL BECAUSE THEY WERE MORE MADE AS TESTAMENT TO VARIOUS ENCHANTING/IMBUEMENT/BLACKSMITHING TECHNIQUES THAN ANYTHING REMOTELY PRACTICAL; MOST OF THE WEAPONS WOULD INCINERATE US TO EVEN LOOK AT FUNNY. THAT THE ELEMENTAL ALCHEMIES ARE LEVEL 10 IS FOR THE BEST IN OUR CASE).
THE ECLIPSE, HOWEVER, IS NOT ONE OF THEM, AS FAR AS ANYONE KNOWS. THE ECLIPSE IS ONE OF VERY FEW ITEMS IN THE ALCHEMITER THAT WERE DELIBERATELY SET IN THERE AND PRE-CODED WITH ITS PROPERTIES. CODING POWERS CAN EQUATE TO OUTRIGHT REALITY BENDING IF USED CORRECTLY, AND THEY WERE USED CORRECTLY, SO BASICALLY THERE'S A HARD-TO-GET SUPERWEAPON THAT CAN ONLY BE ALCHEMIZED. FORTUNATELY, DIGGING INTO THE CODE ENOUGH REVEALED HOW TO ALCHEMIZE IT IN SOME POETIC FASHION. IT ALSO INCLUDED VARIOUS DETAILS;
---THE LEGENDARY WEAPON IS NAMED AFTER THE ECLIPSE, A FABELED EVENT WHERE THE GREATEST DEMON FROM THE CORE OF HELL BREAKS FREE OF ITS PRISON, AND RISES UP TO DESTROY EXISTENCE, KILL THE SUN, AND LET THE MOON DESTROY THE EARTH. MOSTLY RELIGIOUS IN MOST CONTEXTS, THOUGH THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED ONCE. EXCEPT THE MOON DESTROYING THE EARTH BIT, THAT PART GOT AVERTED. IT MAY BE IT APPLIED TO THAT UNIVERSE AND THE OTHERS PICKED UP ON IT BECAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE A PRETTY GOOD WAY TO END THE WORLD.
---THE ECLIPSE'S SUPPOSED ORIGIN IS APPARENTLY BASED AROUND EIGHT ENTITIES OF PARTICULAR NOTE TO HOW THE MULTIVERSE AND 'THE BEFORE' AND 'THE AFTER' GOT TO BE EXACTLY WHERE THEY ARE. OR SOME OF THEM AT LEAST. WHAT 'THE BEFORE' AND 'THE AFTER' ARE IS COMPLETELY UNKNOWN; WHOEVER MADE THIS MACHINE WAS PROBABLY LOSING HIS MIND AT THE TIME HE CODED IT, AS I'VE ONLY HEARD OF THE CHU AND THE 'MOON LORD'. THE CHU ARE COMPLETELY EXTINCT AND PRETTY MUCH BLEW UP THEIR OWN CIVILIZATION ON PURPOSE TO PREVENT THE RUINS FROM BEING LOOTED, AND I'M FAIRLY SURE THE MOON LORD ISN'T ALL THAT BIG IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, THOUGH HE IS RATHER IMPOSING, SO THAT HAS TO BE REFERRING TO SOMEONE ELSE. AT BEST, THESE PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY ANCIENT AND AS LONG-DEAD AS THE CHU, AS A WHOOPING ZERO OF THESE FIGURES STAND OUT.
---THE LEGENDARY WEAPON IS AN ARM CANNON, WHICH SEEMS TO BE THE NEWEST FAD FOR WATER HORSE OVER AT THE ARENA. THIS WAS TECHNICALLY A REQUEST MADE BY HIM, BECAUSE TAZZ WAS IN DIRE NEED OF AN UPGRADE TO HIS ARSENAL AND HE'S BUSY MEDDLING WITH AN UPDATE TERMINAL, WATCHING THINGS OF "FUTURE'S PAST" AS HE PUT IT. I'D SNARK THAT APPARENTLY BEING A FIRST GUARDIAN GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BOSS PEOPLE AROUND, BUT IN ALL HONESTY I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY TIME EITHER, AND IF THIS GUY WANTED THIS TO KEEP ABSOLUTELY SECRET HE WOULDN'T HAVE HID THIS SECRET SO SHALLOWLY. IT ONLY TOOK A FEW MINUTES OF DIGGING FOR IT.
SO, AS THE NAME OF THIS PROJECT IS 'ECLIPSE,' GUESS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. THE REQUIRED ITEMS ARE GROUPED INTO EIGHT GROUPS OF FOUR, EACH GROUP REPRESENTING A FIGURE IN THE ANALS OF THE HISTORY OF EXISTENCE THAT ARE INTERGAL TO THE CREATION OF THE ECLIPSE. THE LEVELS ARE MOSTLY IRRELEVANT. (P) IS AN ELEMENTAL ALCHEMY THAT SHOULD COME INTO THE BID ROTATION THAT IS REQUIRED. (M) MEANS IT IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING MADE. (A) MEANS IT IS AN ARTIFACT. (AO) MEANS THE BASE OF THE ARTIFACT HAS BEEN OBTAINED, BUT NOT THE FULL FORM. (U) MEANS THE EXACT IDENTITY OF THIS WEAPON IS NOT YET DETERMINED. (O) MEANS IT IS OBTAINED IN FULL. IF IT HAS NOTHING NEXT TO IT, IT MEANS IT IS A REGULAR ALCHEMY AND MUST BE CREATED.
EACH SET'S ALCHEMIES WILL BE COMBINED INTO ONE AT THE END. THIS MAY REQUIRE CHARGING BEYOND MERE ALCHEMY IF THE LEVELS GO TOO HIGH.
BASE (O) SET ONE, THAT OF THE CHU: PIKACHU MERCHANDISE (AO/M), ARCUM AEREUM (O), THE GOLDEN CROWN (O), UNOBTANIUM CANNON (O). SET TWO, THAT OF THE BLOOD PHOENIX: VITA AUSTRALI (O), HEMORRHAGE (O), SHARD OF UNITY (AO), THE UNDYING LIGHT(M). SET THREE, THAT OF THE SHADOWPLAYER: NOCTE CONSUMENS (O), OFF CELL (AO), EYE OF NOTHING, CIPHER'S CALL. SET FOUR, THAT OF THE MOON LORD: CELESTIAL DESTRUCTION (O), ELDRITCH MOON CANNON, COSMIC MANTLE, GALACTIC GLOVE. SET FIVE, THAT OF THE UNDYING TITAN: NAVITAS NOX (O), KYNE CELL (A), TRAHO (O), EX MACHINA. SET SIX, THAT OF THE MEADOW'S SOUL: THE BOUQUET'S THORNS, SPARK OF LIFE (A), PLANTERA BULB (A), PETALIUM GAUNTLET. SET SEVEN, THAT OF THE TIMEKEEPER: PIXEL KATANA (A), DENITO SURREXIT (O), THE FOURTH DIMENSION (O), THE COMPLETE EJECTION. SET EIGHT, THAT OF THE DEATHLY RHYTHM: THE AXE, THE GRAYSCALE, CHARON'S HAND, NOTE (A).
ONCE ALL EIGHT SETS ARE COMPLETE, THEN THE FINAL STAGE-COMBINING ALL NINE ALCHEMIES INTO THE ECLIPSE-CAN BEGIN. THAT WILL REQUIRE A LARGE CHARGE, BUT UNTIL THEN I WOULD HOPE ALL EIGHT SETS PRODUCE ALCHEMIES THAT ARE AT LEVEL 25, IF NOT SLIGHTLY LOWER/HIGHER.
I need a way off of this planet YESTERDAY. Fortunately, with this Alchemiter thingy, I can do that and more. Most of these are technically knockoffs of powerful items, especially when it comes to imbuing things with elemental powers. BUT, as long as I don't use imbuement too much, this ship is basically guaranteed to be top of its class-and I'll need it to get out and get going. So many monsters in the Void right now, but they're much better than if I stick around...
GENERAL SCHEMATIC: The Preston's Soul (Commander-class, Rank SSS; top of the line.)
OUTER HULL (Luminite/Thaumium at least; Voidmetal/Divinium/Draconite/Glitchplate preferred. Anomaly-proofing required.) (DONE!)
INNER HULL (Voidmetal at least; Divinium/Draconite/Mythosite/Blackguard preferred, Anomaly-proofing required.) (In Progress!)
ENERGY SHIELDING X 2 (Doubleshielding is a royal pain to work with but SOOOOOOOO worth it it's not even funny. Independent Recharges are required; inner shield should be meant for pure defensive measure, while outer shield is meant to discourage attackers. Adaptive Shields are preferred as well for inner coating.)
ROOMS:
-LIVING QUARTERS (Obvious. Let's not get too fancy with the beds here, but Void Wifi is a must. 36 passengers preferred, but at least 6 minimum. Hammerspacing may be required. There should also be dining and relaxation and such here.)
-STORAGE (Hammerspaced interior preferred, needs to have 2592 Inventory spaces at the very least, or 48 Minecraftian Double-chests. Should additionally have a Freezer with an additional 8 Minecraftian Double-Chests for cold-storage. Hidey holes will be put ELSEWARE.)
-ARMORY/FITNESS (Hammerspaced interior also preferred, needs to have 1296 Inventory spaces at the very least, or 24 Minecraftian Double-Chests. Should also have dojo/gymnasium to keep physical fitness in check.)
-ARTIFACT AREA (because I'm gonna be takin' ALLLL 'DA L00T; needs to have fossil extratctors/cleaners, dusters, and containers all rated for use class-10 Artifacts at least (Think along the lines of Level 50,), Class 25 (think Level 125) preferred.)
-MEDICAL BAY (HEALZ PLZ. I'd prefer magical healing to stuff like Mediguns, but a fully array is required, with magical focus.)
-CRAFTING STATION (Ichorium Multitype Assembly table required, as well as a Forge of Worlds; I already have the tools needed to make them both work, so no worries there! A Wizard's Vitalius and a S-Ranked Cantara Brewery will also be mandatory. A Sacred Heart and Cruel Soul is preferred. Anything better than those is also preferred.)
-GARDEN (strictly for mobile food purposes, as well as possibly resources. 14x14 plot minimum, an upgrade to 21x14 or even 21x21 would be preferred. Slight hammerspacing may be required. Separated plots also preferred. Must be able to grow Minecraftian Oak as well as at least three different crops, at least Two Fruits and one Vegetable.)
-TELEPORTER ROOM (think star-trek's little thing, with more precision. Needs to be able to send in/out at least 8 from/to completely separate locations. Basic telelocking required; moderate telelocking preferred.)
-MAGUS FOCUS (OK, light explanation: A Magus Focus is basically a room where magic can be channeled into and magnified to an appropriate size for ship combat from ONE mage/spellcaster/whatever, meaning a Spell of Repair will suddenly restore a whole fleet, or a simple quick-cast magic missile turns massive enough to obliterate most fighters-in other words, Magus Focuses, in the right hands, make the ship capable of any roll, which is REALLY useful. I require a Kalastite focus of rank 9 (of 15) at least; anything stronger would be appreciated.)
-ANCIENT SOULRING (I think I'll just need to buy/steal this from the right peeps. I believe Auctioneers were involved? Beh. In any case, this is more of a special feature related with the REALLY ancient, old, and super-powerful cool stuff...Or something. I heard it was really valuable.)
PRIMARY ENGINES (At least two, SSS-class Commander, no substitutes. Preferrably, Creation Nodes empowering Movers.)
DOUBLE-BACKUP ENGINES (Third time now: SSS-rank Commander, no substitutes. Here, we're going for Askanta Engines with a Creation Node giving Aska Fuel for the whole thing, in case Creation Node or such are wiped out.)
THRUSTERS (Uh, wow, can't believe I almost forgot to put this in here. In any case, these should be given the standard treatment of Voidproofing, Chrono-Slip, the Pearlgate, and so on. Eight total, flex-pivot, Weponized Exhaust preferred. If you're going that route, go for the Brute's Blend (Death, Chaos, Oblivion, and Electric Blender) or an Enchilda's Wrath. (Space, Light, Creation and Chaos)
COLLECTOR (A device that allows save retrieval of almost everything and safe storage.)
COCKPIT (This was obvious. Double-proofed; the first one should be Full-link, but I want a backup multi-view cockpit with all the tools in case it all goes poor. Reflex switching required; any psionic attackers ought not to make the ship a sitting duck. Auto-Pilot is also a must.)
WEAPONS (note that those numbers are the LEAST I want)
-18 AUTO-TURRETS (Aka pivoting point defense; these turrets shoot down bogeys that get too close, though can be told to target specific enemies and ignore others entirely.) (Nerfing Minienders && Navitas Nox, most likely.)
-4 FRONT-MOUNTED GUNS (Do I need to explain this? the stronger the better. Preferrably strong multi-damage to prevent easy damage prevention. Triple M with slipshield shots should do the trick.)
-ANTI-MISSILE DEFENSES (Smoke and Flares are only one half-the other half is something to discourage getting behind me or firing missiles. Orbitar defenses seem best for this)
-2 SEMI-AUTO TURRETS (these guns are usually automated but can be manned; these should be BIG hitters but flexible enough to be used with regularity.)
-2 STANDARD ANTI-SHIP WEAPONS (Wave Motion Gun, even BIGGER explosions, SOMETHING to reliably take out Supercapitals at least)
-3 MEN OF SILENCE (Men of Silence are high-power silence fields. I mean, take Lex Ordinis and crank the silencing aspect up to 121, then abandon everything else about it. Not even 11, 11 squared. It's that powerful. It can be turned on and off as needed. And yes, I need three. Anti-Mage all the way. One of them are there to make sure that any accidents with the Magus Focus are contained if/when the standard issue silencing field doesn't contain it)
-3 SPELLCARDS (Named after the Touhou Franchise's Smart Bombs, these release a pulse of repulsive energies before unleashing a royal slathering of bullet hell in all directions. Mostly forward, mind, but still pretty much everywhere. Long time to recharge, hence 3 are required. Basically annihilates smaller craft and repulses all projectiles away, making it a flexible offense-defense panic button.)
-1 MADNESS OF DEATHWING (Just think of it as a RIDICULOUSLY powerful bomb. The Standard Deathwing's explosive power is measured in units of Tsar Bomba-for reference, that's 210 Petajoules of blast force. A Madness of Deathwing is one of the best in its class, measuring in approximately 8D1 TBs and one extra Angry TotalBiscuit. Yeah, don't ask. Also, TBs are apparently measured in hexadecimal. Nope, scratch that: that's apparently a Suitcase-Nuke size Deathwing. Also, Tsar bomba unit measurement is base-36 (for reference, base-16 is Hex), so the real blast potential of a Madness is roughly, uh...3,ZJ9,YFS. With six extra Angry TotalBiscuits and an outraged Alsmiffy. Yeah...Pretty big. For reference, that's 89,371,661 TB in decimal, which translates to 18,768,048,810 Petajoules. For more reference: Assuming it's basis to be a Tsar Bomba for its power (it could be merely a Suitcase Nuke we're talking here) a full-on shot from one Navitas Nox rifle is approximately 10500 Petajoules, 'merely' fifty times that of the Tsar Bomba (or if you would, 1D TB). In any case, goodbye Ultracapitals!)
-1 [REDACTED]: Yeah no. I'll be making this bit myself. No spoilers. This is just here to remind myself, for good measure.
ARENA:
Arena Cue:
-Special: The Flaming Toast VERSUS The NonexistentTazz, First Guardian of Minecraftia. ONGOING. -AVAILABLE. -AVAILABLE.
ARENA CHALLENGES: I am ALWAYS looking out for new people to dish out the pain to. As such, I'm demanding Arena Challenges. I'll take 3 at a time on-cue. (Alternatively, I dish them out, which is rare).
There are two kinds of opponents you can pick. The first is versus my standard characters. There's a slight difference between each; The Not-Elf will use Akron's Core and the Crystalized Ki, will Fredbear will use the Lord Michael's Hat and the Medusa's Head. This is of standard difficulty. Rules and prizes will be discussed. Any special arena events will override challenges, so take note. This can occur in Free-For-Alls, Duels or Tag-Team matches, though I do NOT count them as separate characters for tag-team, so please if in the case of a Tag-Team, let me have an actual player on my side, m'kay?
The second is against Tazz, who is as of right now, Piono (you remember him only losing basically due to an idiot ball moment, right?) on steroids due to a variety of reasons and abilities. The second is only available as a duel as well (I may consider 2-on-1 format if he proves too strong to be beaten). Due to intense difficulty, no penalties (unless you want to do that or something) are required for losing, as the fight is quite purposefully stacked against your favor. Great rewards await you upon victory, however. He WILL have the equipment of all characters barring their spoils of War. I'd prefer to not have gimmicks to not expedite the issues you will have on this type of foe, but by all means go ahead if you feel confident enough (as long as they're balanced for both sides. No easy way out here with cheese gimmicks). Beating him gives you exclusive rewards...And you might find someone else to beat up who's OP as all getout? I don't know. But yeah, for anyone who thinks they are literally the most boss thing in existence, there's this.
ALCHEMIES:
Simple charge trading up for grabs. I'll +1 anyone who's willing to give me +1 on a consistent trade basis. Anyone who makes an Alchemtier Upgrade to increase max created Alchemies to 4 will get +25, over a period of time. Alternative rewards can be discussed upon completion. As it stands, the winner of this bounty is Cyanogynist, who's getting it right now.
((Note. Italics = thought if it's a whole sentence. Partially is just emphasis like usual.))
I'mma takin' that corpse, as I said! Lemme just...shove...it...in...there...AH! There we go. Now, excuse me a minute...I'm just gonna go into this hole in the wall here...
WHAT?!
...OH, THANK gorilla, THE HAT IS STILL HERE. AND A GUITAR FOR SOME REASON. LOOKS SPOIL OF WAR-ISH, SO I'LL TAKE THAT...
...HEY, SINCE WHEN DID SHE GET HEMMORHAGE?
Probably duped it, ya' know!
...THAT CAN'T POSSIBLY END WELL.
TAZZ, CAN'T I JUST KILL HER?
She's a Metokinetic, she'll tear you to pieces with your own bones, and who knows what else she could do? I haven't given her a Q&A on her powers and she seems to be a natural void to the English Eye...
THAT COULD BE ABIIT-WAIT, NO, YOU HAD PLENTY OF TIME TO FIGURE THAT OUT BEFORE SHE GOT IT...UGH.
WAIT. I GOT IT.
What?
I MADE SOME TRANSFORMING EYES AS A PRANK FOR YOU, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED YOU WERE OMNISCIENT.
Oh, yeah, those eyes...
YES. A SOMEWHAT MATURE HUMAN WOMAN DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE AN ANIMATRONIC BEAR, RIGHT?
Brilliant, you're intending to figure out stuff about her by transforming into an Anime Girl. Your Otaku levels are rising, Fredbear!
SHUT UP, WATER PONY.
I AM NOT A PONY!!!
...NOW TO ACTUALLY-
*WHIPAHIOAGPHFIOHA*
Whoawhoawhoawhoa...Whoa, that was...Unexpected! Uh, Whoa, wow, err...My vocal cords, wow, better than normal...Huh, nice little tux, if it wasn't Yellow...Oh, purple as well...Augh, these sparkles! Dumb gorilla! Ugh, she might actually think I have the plague with this much sparkle... Then again, she's probably an Anime Girl already. Dumb-wait, gorilla, augh, I can't even say that! That dumb thing that makes you know when you're insulted that I barely even know about!...Jeez, does it really feel that squishy? Ugh. And that's just the leg...Ugh, this hair is annoying. I feel it on my back and I don't like it. Honestly, the sooner this is over with the better.
Now, to just duck under here...Jeez, she didn't consider taller people entering, did she?
...Shower Curtains?...Water falling on something, coming out of a sprinkler or something...
Zip-a-dee-do-dah, Zip-a-dee-ayy~
...she's having a shower? Ugh, if that's all she wanted..........
Gonna kill that dumb bear sometime today~
Of course not...Let me just-what.......................................
Plenty of rare L00T, headin' my way~
...What the actual gorilla am I looking at?! Is she actually eating the whole corpse, or merging with it? and what's with those bulges? Augh, that's disgusting!!! Here I thought that Pizza wouldn't top that, but nope...
Zip-a-dee-do-dah, Zip-a-dee-ayy~
...She's using Hemmorhage to shower. With blood. And...She's got fangs...And she's absorbing it like the coprse of Octoboss-Yep. Definitely not an Elf.
'Dere's a blue-bird on my shoulder~
A Vampire.gorillaing Vampires. Of course. She's probably like tens of thousands of years old or something! And probably has ten-thousand levels in...ap, can't think it. She'll notice...
It's the truth! It's factual~
Tazz, do you think we should kill-Heck yes we should, but how? those things are pretty much immortal, and she's as invincible as you are as a Descendant, somehow...Wooden Stake to the heart....Haven't tried that, but that's too obvious, methinks.
Everythin' is satisfactual~
If you haven't tried it, it's possible! Fredbear, all things considered do you think you're even gonna get close enough to-We can't just leave Queen Sue alive at this point!
Zip-a-dee-do-dah, Zip-a-dee-HEY! I AM NOT A SUE!!!
gorilla.Fredbear, whyyyyyyeeeeee?
Who're you?...Uh, holy gorillas, did you get the Anime Girl Plague?! Oh gorilla you got the Plague, eh, excuse me for a minute, I think I have a scroll for this! I'M NOT CARRYING THAT CARP WITH ME DON'T YOU EVEN-
I do not have the plague.
...You have some WEEEEIRD fashion sense, then. I mean, a yellow tux? And what's with all the sparkles? You're beggin' to be confused!
You're naked and covered in blood from a blood-spouting Gauntlet, and were just eating a freaking massive octopus! With, like, weird flesh-bulgy thing going on as well! And is that a snake for a tounge?! You aren't really in a position to complain about that!
OK, but I'm a Vampire anyways, plus that has nothing to do with fashion at all! so your point is?
I didn't think of being covered in blood as a fashionable statement!
I was showerin'! Do you think I go around butt-naked all the time? I have standards! But what were you callin' me a Sue over?! I am NOT a sue! Dumb Black Dragonkin beat me in the arena that one time, and same with that Guardian guy at least twice now...My win-loss ratio isn't all that great to begin with actually. I don't think I got a win, period? But eh, again, a loss to a Black Dragonkin, and barely at that...It says something when the Recordmasters call for an inter-universal study to confirm if Black Dragonkin have the Arrogance Passive hard-coded in, right? Dumb things, always bragging about a metric ton of resistances...
Haven't heard of that. But seriously, like, what is your deal even? I mean, what's behind THAT curtain?
Uh, pretty dangerous place. As is labeled. "Danger, Chuck Norris would hesitate to enter, so should you, you will get your face 100% pwned out of existence, GG no RE, don't go in you idiots."
As it says, it's not a fun place to be. I wouldn't go there. Seriously, don't. You need to be, like, Solid Snake or some gorilla to get past there.
...But seriosuly, who are you even? I mean, you're a Vamp-
Racism! I'm calling it now.
That makes you a hypocrite, you know.
It's pratcially a running gag of existence that Black Dragonkins are acceptable targets, just for being so haughty. But you were gonna call me old, right? Jokes on you, I'm, uh...Actually, I'm kind of so young it's embarassing. I'd rather not-
So you're only two hundred years old, huh?
...
Or are you just lying and you're really, like, some million-year old abomination or-
...Like, ten months...
What.
.
HOW IS THAT EVEN REMOTELY POSSIBLE?!
It's complicated!!! There was a lot of blood and a lot of books involved and some other stuff, OK?! Shut up, I am not a sue!
I'm really having a hard time believing that at this point!
Shut up, that racism! I am not a Sue, I am not like some extreme omnisexual, I have morals and boundaries, and such, and-
I didn't ask about THAT, for gorilla's sake!
Oh, shut up, who are you even, just waltzing in here and ignoring my Shower Curtain? Did that dumb Bear put you up to this?
Bear? What bear?
...You know what you're as dumb as rocks and a super-racist so I'm gonna believe that. But you've been spyin' on me, I know it! Who put you up to this?
No-one-
Stalker! Stop Stalkin' Me! I'm underage, by, like, a ton of years!
Oh for the love of gorilla I am not a stalker!!! I was just curious! Like, I kind of just-
Stalkeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Let me get my clothes on you piece of gorilla!
Oh, fine, if we can talk like civilized people afterwards and explain this!
You're gonna explain it to a cop if I have my way with this.
Augh!!!
*Note for people who didn't read the above: GF used the Ridiculously Sparkly Anime Girl Animatronic Eyes for various reasons, and it fixed his broken vocal cords due to the transformation, so he's not speaking in allcaps right now like normal.*
Well, at least she doesn't think I'm Fre-Oh, yeah, Donkey Kong's rather exposed right there, jeez...Hrm, anything I can do about that?
...Hey, I have that guitar...Hrm, lemme see...Summons Tentacles! Yes, exactly what I needed!...Wow, bad coincidence. I look straight from an Anime and...Tentacles...Ugh.
The Otaku Levels are going straight off the charts-
That is SO not what I need right now! Can it!
I use the Coral Riff Guitar, playing a nice tune that summons the Tentacles! They protect Donkey Kong!
Donkey Kong and the Tentacles will keep attacking the Banshee, aka the thing most likely to destroy Donkey Kong. The Tentacles are one member off of a group so the Godcats have to target them individually (I think), so, well, I hope it works out OK for him!
Discussion/Orders: Warning: All of my text may have turned grey for some reason. Tahm Kench uses Tongue Lash and Bargain on the Fire Elementals!
Alchemy!
Musty Tome ++ Reality in a Bottle = Pages (collectively Tome) of Reality 1/1
This book was found in the Ayanad Library, among other relics. Then some crazy scientist decided to put them all together to create a book that follows no laws.
(Black Keyboard || Paper Boats && Old Friends && Stained Glass && Water Wall && The Spine && Forecast && Vanishing Point && We All Become && Circles && Traces && Apex Beat && Coasting && Cut Apart && Sandbox && Interlace && Signals && Blank Canvas && Gateless && Dormant && Tangent && Gold Leaf && Impossible && Heightmap && Megalovania && Spider Dance && Spear of Justice && Dummy && Death by Glamour && Metal Crusher && Song That Might Play When You Fight sans && A Proper Story && Get Used to It && In Case of Trouble && Build that Wall && Mine, Windbag, Mine && Mother, I'm Here && Setting Sail Coming Home && Eternity && Knight EP && Closer EP && Space Cadet LP) && Auto-Mix && Sheet Lyrics && Liquid Inspiration && Playlist Compiler && Device For Extending the Length of Tracks = OST (Level 25 19/26) The keyboard containing every Original Sound Track ever created.
(Greatsword || Essence of SPAAAACE! + Moonsteel) + Mechanical Spare Parts o>O Enlarger = Pseudo-Spacesword (Level 19 - 9/20) This sword can change shape, and looks cool as hell while doing it. Also one of my most ill-defined alchemies.
Tahm Kench (the River King) [AG BOSS] I may still refer to it as TK.
250'000 max hp Passive:
An Aquired Taste: Whenever Tahm Kench deals damage to an entity, add an An Aquired Taste counter. At 3 counters (maximum), Tahm Kench heals for 25'000, deals 25'000 bonus damage (on enemies) and resets the counters on that entity to 0.
Thick Skin (Passive): Damage taken becomes Thick Skin health instead. If Tahm Kench does not take damage for one turn, this health will be consumed and Tahm Kench will heal for 55% of the Thick Skin health.
Active:
Bargain: Heal an entity for 15'000 and put 2 An Acquired Taste counters on it. Can be cast in conjunction with other attacks.
Tongue Lash: Deal 10'000 damage to an entity and give it a 60% chance to miss it's next attack.
Devour (Ally): Eat an allied entity. It will remain in TK's stomach for one turn making it immune to damage but unable to attack. TK gains 40% chance to dodge attacks during this time. Afterwards, he will spit out the entity and heal himself and that entity for 20'000hp.
Shares a cooldown with Devour (Enemy). Cooldown: 3
Devour (Enemy): Eat an entity. It will remain in TK's stomach for one turn. Afterwards, he will spit out the target and deal damage to it and nearby targets. The target will not take damage in TK's stomach, but will take 60'000 afterwards, up to 2 other targets taking minor damage. TK and the entity cannot attack for one turn after ACTIVATING it. Requires at least one stack of An Aquired Taste. Applies An Aquired Taste to all targets hit. Cannot be used on Bosses
Shares cooldown with Devour (Ally). Cooldown: 3
Thick Skin (Active): If Tahm Kench activates this ability, all Thick Skin health becomes a shield to absorb damage for one turn. Thick Skin is then reduced to 0 and Thick Skin is disabled for one turn after expiry.
Abyssal Voyage: Pick an allied entity. Tahm Kench and target entity are immune to damage for one turn. Cooldown: 5
Spoil of War:
Two-Coat's Waistcoats - Give an entity Thick Skin until it dies or this is unequipped. The passive portion is reduced to 20% healing. Cooldown: 3 after entity dies or Waistcoat is unequipped.
Souls New soul! The Immortal Soul of the Muse appeared! First Immortal Soul so far, it's certainly the most powerful as of yet. Maybe to define that you have a soul in your alchemy you should add S:x where x is equal to the level of the soul or something like that once it's done.
Vivid Soul of the Fourth (Fireworks): Level 2 - 38'000/38'000
Immortal Soul of the Muse (Sound/Music): Level 5 - 75'000/75'000hp
Current Soul Level Count: 7 (max. 8)
Actions!
Aayla uses Anarc Cook on the [PG]s!
Inventory (ooh teal)
Souls now have 15-20x their level as hp (based on level)
Level 1 - 20'000hp - Small effect on alchemies
Level 2 - 38'000hp - Low effect on alchemies
Level 3 - 52'000hp - Moderate effect on alchemies, may be difficult to hit
Level 4 - 66'000hp - High effect on alchemies, may have a negative effect on the killer's next action or be difficult to hit.
Level 5 - 75'000hp - Massive effect on alchemies, will have a negative effect on the killer's next action or be difficult to hit.
Souls will still spawn during my first post each round, but now I will be using a RNG to determine what level Soul will spawn. There can only be up to 8 soul levels *alive* at any given moment. E.g. 8 Level 1 Souls, 2 Level 4 Souls etc. So, if a level 5 soul currently exists, I will only be determining which one spawns out of level 3, 2 and 1. Soul Alchemies can go past level 25, but only 3 past the cap.
Only one of your charging alchemies can be a soul alchemy. Charge time is back to 1-to-1 with the level.
Each soul has a special effect or element associated with it. Use $$ and purple text to show you are adding a captured soul to the alchemy.
I will still get an uncharged copy of each soul killed, but I will need to have an additional charge equal to the soul's level to use them. People that assist in the kill of a soul will not recieve it, nor can souls be copied.
Anarc Cook (Spoil of War - Deal damage to 3 random entities of an allignment.) 3/3
Scythe of (Eardrum) Death - (Spoil of War - Deal very high damage to an entity.) 4/4 Physics Inducer (Level 18 - Relic) (Purely Defensive)(Reality/Physics) Resonance (Level 25) (Air/Sound samurai type sword)
End Time (Level 25) (Oblivion/Void/Time armguard. It has an eye on the palm)
Aftershock (Level 15) (Force/Earth knucklebusters)
Anima (Level 20) (Spirit shirt)
Sunstone (Level 5) (Light/Mind artefact)
Divine Godblade (Level 20) (Divine)
Underworld Jadeblade (Level 15) (Dark/Spirit)
The Fallen (Level 17) (It's a gun?)
Albiit (Level 10) (Void)
Spiritblade (Level 7) (Spirits)
Magickal Flute (Level 5) (Music)
Denito Surrexit (Level 10) (Time)
Hand of the Archlich (Level 25) (Ice/Death) Current Souls: 28
Current Abilities: Soul Collection, Blizzard, Life Drain, Ice Barrier, Lich Slap.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE KILLABLE ENTITIES
Here are the abilities for Hand of the Archlich, which are gradually gained while entities die. Every time an entity dies, it grants one Soul. For smaller entities, the gain is decreased to 0.5 souls per attack that kills many of them (e.g. worker or the late Mechafish) and 2 Souls are gained on boss kill. Pseudo-deaths such as Aetherderon's Dead Yet Dreaming do not provide souls. Non-living entities still provide a soul for the sake of convenience.
Soul bonuses cannot be gained when a previous ritual has not been performed, however souls can be. This staff is meant to be weak for a level 25 (still fairly powerful), but can scale up massively over time.
Abilities require rituals to gain, which can take 1-5 charges, the amount will tell you about how powerful it will be (generally). Rituals cannot be charged with support, but do not count as a charge for the 3-charge cap.
Abilities are permanent, but activated ones have a cooldown.
Soul Transfer ((R: x) means it requires a ritual to complete)
0 Souls: Soul Collection (R: 3) - Souls will now be able to be absorbed into the Hand of the Archlich, giving it new abilities.
3 Souls: Life Drain (R: 1) - Entities that die will heal a random owned (meaning I control it) entity equal to 5% of that entities' maximum health.
5 Souls: Blizzard (R: 3) - Create a blizzard for 2 turns, damaging ALL non-water/ice/flying/godmodder entities, and reducing hit chance to 40% (60% reduction) Cooldown: 5 turns
15 Souls: Ice Barrier (R: 3) - The Hand of the Archlich can create a barrier around a single target to reduce damage massively (65%) for two turns. The effect significantly lowers on the second turn (20%). Cooldown: 5
20 Souls: Lich Slap (R:2) - Do very high damage to an entity. Cooldown: 4
30 Souls: Master of Hell (R:4) - Hand of the Archlich now has the ability to manipulate infernal fire and summon skeletons.
40 Souls: Extended Life (R:1) Inflict Lich's Bargain on an entity. Lich's Bargain: Once target entity reaches 1hp, the entity is immune to death, debuffs, damage, healing and buffs for two turns. The entity can charge attacks, but if they only heal or kill itself, the charge will fail. After this ends, destroy it. Cooldown: 1 after expiry.
65 Souls: From the End of Time (R:5) Resummon an past entity for one turn. It cannot be targetted by attacks during this time. Cooldown: 3
May as well.
Uncharged:
Lucid Soul of the Pyromancer: Level 3
Eternal Soul of the Storm: Level 4
Alchemies Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (Level 10, 11/11)
Vocaloid Yuzuki Yukari Figurine && Standard Battle Android = Battle Vocaloid Yuzuki Yukari (Level 16, 6/17) (Basically what this will be is something to act as a secondary character in attacks)
(Recreate: Orb of Sanity) && Essence of 500 Dwarf Stars (from Don't Starve) = Light of Sanity (Level 12, 4/13)
Laser Machinegun && Influx Waver = Martian Madness (Level 10, 5/11)
Charges Project T01-Triskaidekaphobia: 12/50
NEW MECHANIC: Allegiance Bar
The results of Project T01 will be aligned with a random alignment decided by the bar:
> [NNNNNNNNNN] >
Charges given will be placed at the left side with your alignment, pushing charges on the right side out. When Project T01 is summoned, it will be given an alignment randomly based on the contents of the bar.
Spiral Nemesis: 109/140
Charged Beam: 5/5
I shoot a continuous XBOX HUGE beam, dealing a lot of damage. Said beam pierces, and is shot in a sweeping motion, so it hits all the AGs for a lot of damage.
I begin to summon something badass, awesome, nasty and horrible: (0/40): Awesome Badass Cyborg Laser-Shooting Honey Badger with Plasma Claws.
LIGHTFORM CHARGE: 3/3 (ACTIVE)
I tip my Minutemann's Fedora at the Darkian Commander, blasting him with euphoria.
The Medic shoots the Banshee with his CM Gigavolt, chaining on nearby Crypt entities.
The Assault stabs the Darkian Commander in the face a few times.
The Heavy pushes the Banshee into a hole filled with Nightmarish Savage Blade Necrosis Spawns, grinding her into mush.
~~Inventory~~ Equinox(Level 25) THIS IS INCREDIBLY ZILLY (Level 25)
Death (On A) Stick (Level 25) Gjallarhorn-o'-Plenty (Level 12)
We Are In The Beam (Level 10)
Vi Forti (Level 10)
Jaractet (Level 18)
Minutemann's Fedora (Level 25)
Navitas Nox (Level 10)
The Fallen (Level 17)
Superosque (Level 10)
~~~Souls~~~
Lucid Soul of the Pyromaniac (Level 3)
~~Boosts~~
+2 to Pionoplayer Redstonetam
+1 to GoldenReady
~~Charges~~
Transistor [AG]: 6/150 (+1 TFT) Entity charge ninja looted.
[AG BOSS]
300'000 HP
The Spine: Passives(), Functions() and Augments() have no cooldowns. Whenever a Function() is used, summon a BadCell.
Overload: When the Transistor's hp hits 0, restore it to full hp and destroy two random
Functions(), two random Passives() and two random Auguments(). Once the Transistor runs out of Functions(), destroy the Transistor. When revived by Overload, the Spoil of War is not dropped.
Augument(): Whenever the Transistor uses a Function(), modify it's effects with an Augument().
Reboot(): At the start of each turn, gain the effects of a random Passive() and lose the effects from last turn.
Turn(): 8 round charge. Activate all existing Functions() without Auguments().
Passive():
Crash(): Takes 30% reduced damage and is immune to debuffs.
Mask(): The first attack this turn made by the Transistor mini-crits.
Tap(): The Transistor will heal for 15% of damage dealt.
Void(): The Transistor cripples targets hit.
Ping(): 20% chance to dodge attacks. Applied after Jaunt().
Help(): BadCells will not spawn this turn.
Function():
Crash(): Deal high damage to 3 entities. Stun and Crash all entities hit. Enemies that are already crashed will be Broken instead.
Help(): Summon Fetch and Luna, if they are already killed. If any of the characters are alive, heal them to full health.
Jaunt(): For the next 3 turns, gain a 40% chance to avoid attacks.
Bounce(): Deal moderate damage to an entity. Can be cast 4 times in one turn.
Cull(): Deal massive damage to and knock up 2 nearby entities.
Spark(): Deal insanely high damage split equally among 2-5 random entities.
Augument():
Crash(): The attack will do increased damage and Crash entities hit. Enemies that are already Crashed will instead be Broken.
Cull(): Knocks up entities hit, up to 3 entities.
Tap(): Heals for 30% of damage dealt, reduced to 10% for Cull() and Spark().
Flood(): The attack will inflict Flood on the target.
Ping(): Attack will be double cast.
Purge(): The attack will inflict Purge on the target.
Effects:
Crash: Takes 20% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Broken: Cannot dodge attacks. Takes 50% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Flood: Deals 30,000 damage over 2 turns.
Purge: Deals 10,000 damage over 3 turns. If the target is not a boss, deal massive damage at the end of this time.
Crippled: Deals 40% reduced damage. 50% chance for dodge to fail. Lasts for 2 turns.
Summoned Entities:
[AG]
Fetch:
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Crash enemies hit.
Luna:
[AG]
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Flood enemies hit.
BadCell:
[AG]
10,000/10,000 HP
When killed, explode, dealing a small amount of damage to an entity and crashing it for one turn, and deal 30,000 damage to the Transistor. Overkill damage will also be dealt to the Transistor (damage that exceeds the entity's current health).
Spoil of War: Buzzing Transitor Core: This Spoil stores up to 10 charges.
1-4 charges: Use Bounce() on an entity. Charges consumed depend on the number of times Bounce() is used.
5 charges: Deal high damage to an entity and either Crash, Flood, Purge or Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it again will Break the entity.
10 charges: Either use Cull() or Spark(), or deal high damage to an entity and Crash, Flood, Purge AND Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it will Break the entity.
~~Entities~~
Medic [AG]: 50,000/50,000 HP
Abilities: Tissue Repair: For every turn the medic is not damaged, heal him for 7,500 HP.
Medkit: Heal an [AG] entity for 10,000 HP. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Biocleanse Bomb: Pick an entity. Any attack aimed at said entity will be a mini-crit for 2 turns. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Final Farewell: When killed, choose 3 AG entities. They will be healed for 15,000 HP.
Antidote: Throw a grenade that releases a cloud of poison gas for 2 turns at an entity of your choice. That entity and any entity around it will take 12,500 damage per turn. Cooldown of 10 turns.
Assault [AG]: 75,000/75,000 HP
Abilities: Adrenaline: The assault gains mini-crits and 10% dodge chance for 3 turns. Cooldown of 7 turns.
Deadly Force: Pick an [AG] entity. Any attack that entity pulls off will be a minicrit for 2 turns. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Gun Mod Expert: The Assault has a 12.5% chance to ignore dodge chance.
Assault Team: Deal ridiculous damage to one entity, or high damage to 4 entities (because there are four of you in level 1 Assault Team). Cooldown of 10 turns.
Heavy [AG]: 100,000/100,000 HP
Abilities: Hold The Line: For every 1,000 damage that the heavy takes in one turn, he gains a 1% damage output increase.
Concussion: The heavy's attacks have a 5% chance to stun enemies.
Die Another Day: The heavy blocks out 25% of damage for 1 turn. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Orbital Bombardment: Nail an entity with intensely damaging bombs. Cooldown of 10 turns.
~~Alchemies~~ ((Arm Cannon && The Vile Shield) || BLACK Strongbox) && Navitas Nox && Chaos Titan Essence && Eclipse Titan Essence && Death Titan Essence && Draconite Ingot && Rose Quartz && Eldritch Tentacle = Hand of the Vengeful Monkey (Level 25) (17/26) (+3 Tazz) A black arm cannon that fires a red laser of intense, solid grimdark. Can also turn into a laser sword, a red-black Rose Quartz shield and a regular gauntlet. The grimdarkness alchemy, to balance against THIS IS INCREDIBLY ZILLY. Based on the Temple of the Vengeful Monkey from Bloons Monkey City.
Vi Forti && Blue Moon && Sunfury && Dao of Pow && Flower Pow && Flairon && Golem Fist = Nantonium Star (Level 25) (12/26) its spiky and its awesome and its a flail end of story
RIA Trident && HIKS M1000 && CM X1 Furie = The Unreal (Level 10) (7/11) The king of all chemical dakka.
Blackguard Saxophone && Sound Titan Essence && The Big Chill && Awesomium Ingot && Liquid Inspiration && Liquid Dank Memes = Epic Sax (Level ?) (2/?) Doot doot.
Ocean Ravager && Aquilonem Mors && Vita Australi && Holding tank filled with the blood of every species ever = Bloodflow (Lv. 25, 10/26)
Blood, Water, Life, and Death... an interestingly logical combo all in one axe... scythe... thing.
The Physics Breaker && Denito Surrexit && Delta Mechaniza VIII && Arctoae && Bottle of Hyper-Radioactive Waste = THE Plan-Ruining Sphere of Hate (Lv. 25, 5/26)
It is not A plan-ruining sphere of hate, it is THE Plan-Ruining Sphere of Hate. A direct upgrade to the Physics Breaker, an alchemy horrifying enough on its own. Now give it the raw temporal power of Denito, and the protection ability of Mechaniza, and give it the ability to control cold, ice, etc. for a very special ability... no spoilers, sorry.
Nightmare Cutlass ++ Shadow = Shadowstalker (Lv. 10) Because of the now-useless lower-level alchemies I now have, this needs an upgrade.
Summons...
Legendary Support (59/200)
Entities... (Nerf if to powerful. Buff if too weak.)
(Make sure you read all of their descriptions)
All currently in hangar.
-Parts: Can suffer engine failures (+30% chance to catch fire), wing damage (-10% evade/-5% armor), fuselage damage (-10% evade/-5% armor), and tail damage (-10% evade/-5% armor). -Repairs: Any plane can, when destroyed, return to the hangar for repairs. They will return in 5 turns, one at a time.
-Squads:N/A
Seems all planes are in my hangar, my upgrades continue*. (27/30)
*Note: They're ALL coming back with greater power after this.
Actions...
Orb of Merging (12/30)
Everything's dying so bloody quick. I do nothing, because CLEARLY everyone else is handling themselves just fine.
...But I DO decide to help Meatshield DK. Mostly by trying to obscure vision so that the Creator and Destroyer (and maybe other things) don't instantly murder him. But I do classic meatshielding too. Just in case.
RP Stuff and Responses...
N/A
Items... Decided to add in my old alchemies too. I will always keep spares.
PA = Piono Alchemy
These weapons allow me to select what I want them to be whenever I want.
Ved Vozahnil (Black Nothingness) (Lv. 25): The weapon of ultimate support. Contains an artifact so powerful that it was sealed away for eons. Provides the user with enough dark/void power to distort his/her reality with their visions, transforming them into powerful dark, voided forms of their desirable identities. The relic residing inside can be ejected to allow transformation even when the actual weapon is disabled. Only a select few can wield this blade and relic without going crazy, but those who are able may become indescribably powerful. Currently holds:
Weapon Forms:
-Cutlass
Elements:
-Darkness
-Void
-Oblivion
Special:
-Dark Star: Allows transformations to be done at any time. Powerful ones.
-Transformations available for Obliterator Form:
-Wolf
-Dragon
-Hawk
-Shark (& variants)
-Darkone
-Snake
SOON TO BE AVAILABLE:
Leinro Fiit (Universe's Bite) (Lv. 25): combines the aspects of its components, with an extra twist; it can balance anyone and anything's stats to the user's liking (RP only), and allows other ridiculous things to occur, making it the #1 defensive option. Will have:
Special:
-Rebalance: A majorly toned-down version of the OP/UP scale, pretty much. Can (de)buff yourself/allies/enemies at will.
Suldaan (Doomsday) (Lv. 25): combines the effects of all of the components, allowing for full control over its elements and can take the form of its components' weapons. Hits with the force of the centre of ten supernovas, and boosts the wielder to extreme levels of power. The go-to weapon for offence. Will have:
Elements:
-Ice (x2)
-Fire
-Darkness
-Water
-Nature/Plant
-Death
-Distortion
-Weather
-Time of Day
-Draconic
Special:
-Armageddon: Meteors will pelt the area around the wielder near continuously, of various sizes, of various elements listed in the weapon's element directory. Some will be the size of basketballs or smaller, but some can be as large as the moon. They pelt the area and hurt enemies.
Yeah, I'm basically just fusing alchemies together to form powerful blades, each with a unique purpose, while simultaneously keeping my old alchemies.
ALL alchemies:
Ved Vozahnil (Black Nothingness) (Lv. 25)
The Fourth Dimension (Lv. 20) Delta Mechaniza VIII (Lv. 18) Physics Breaker (Lv. 16)
The Artiquator (Lv. 14)
Foresight (Lv. Forgot (10?))
Ocean Ravager (Lv. 10)
Spaceleaf Greatsword (Lv. 10)
Balance (Lv. 10)
Maleficis Est (Lv. 10 PA) Denito Surrexit (Lv. 10 PA)
Aquilonem Mors (Lv. 10 PA)
Vita Australi (Lv. 10 PA) Arctoae (Lv. 10 PA)
Nocte Consumens (Lv. 10 PA) Ring of the Dragoon (Lv. 10)
Nightmare Cutlass (Lv. 7)
The Water Chopper (Lv. 5)
Armor: The Terrifying Truth
Headwear: Helm of Demise
((Ya know, I just realized something; much of my arsenal is mostly for RP. I hardly use them outside RPing anymore... guess it's from the very little damage I've been getting out of attacks that had a metric gorillaton of effort put into them))
@W32Coravint@crystalcat : Pionoplayer sends his regards as per the bid, and as his final act for the forseeable future in this game, hands W32Coravint Disparem. He's a bit too busy to actually go here and post this personally, but I can assure you this was the intention (and Disparem would have been finished at this point).
HAT CHARGE: 2/5.
4/100 Apparel Assemble! 2/50 RATATOSKR.
+3 TO CYANOGYNIST (20/25).
Traho && Vortex Armor Set && Netslasher's Cybernetic Armor = The Fade (Level 15: 16/16) (+2 from DarkSide) Hooray!
The Fade: This thing is mostly black, with streaks of Green, specifically of this color, permeating the surface at various points. It's relatively light despite the density of the whole thing. Its suited to combat with ranged or melee weapons of any sort, is extremely flexible, comes with an emergency Jetpack, as well as copious amounts of storage systems for quick ammunition access, built-in HUD for aiming properly (this is how I justify how armor can improve damage from guns/arrows), and built-in with devices to make storing Tiger Claw apparatuses pretty easy. It also comes with some multi-purpose nanites, capable of doing a lot if done right. Perhaps most importantly however, it has master-level control over Gravity, and naturally wards away blows from me, making me incredibly hard to damage as well as having Control over Gravity! Oh, and it's got ultra-stealthy whenever I need it to be. This is like a dream come true right here. I may need to upgrade this a bit more, but that's OK. I equip it immediately.
...Crystal, I am so sorry, but for sake of sanity, these things are ALL Borderlands 2/Borderlands Pre-Sequal Legendary/Seraph Shields to make searching easier. In case my explamation below doesn't cover it, Just click http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Legendary for Legendaries and here for Seraph in case you want to check my work here, and ignore everything other than the Energy shields. Every shield I use here is Legendary, so they have unique gimmicks and powerful qualities. I'll mention them as we go along.
The Antagonist has a chance to reflect projectiles back at the senders for increased when it's hit as well as send Slag Orbs at attackers, as well as just being powerful. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is a Booster Shield, which drops Shield-regenerating boosters when it's destroyed (allowing the wielder to quickly recharge their shields if they reach the boosters), and in this case, it makes its shield boosters explode upon pickup (they don't harm friendlies, Friendly Fire technology is on); The Flames of the Firehawk is a Nova Shield which explodes in a pulse of doom upon being depleated fully-once, usually, but this one explodes constantly in a fiery energy pulse until the shield is back online. The Black Hole is a Nova Shield that sucks in Attackers prior to a powerful Shock detonation. Cradle is a normal shield that, upon depleation, is sent forward like a grenade (here let's just say it spawns a grenade upon depletion instead); The Shooting Star is a Roid shield, which makes my melee attcks more poewrful when it's totally gone; in this case, it also summons an Explosive 'Shooting Star' over enemies that I melee for additinoal damage when it's gone; The Big Boom Blaster is a booster shield that also spawns Explosives alongside it's Booster Drops; The Hide of Terramorphous is a Roid, Nova AND Spike Shield that deals in fire damage-and a Spike Shield, for references, damages Melee Attackers when they hit the shield. The Rose is a bit weird; when the Shield is depleated, it'll regenerate my HP as well (and it'll regen the shield really fast). Finally, Pun-Chee is just a really good Roid shield.
I'm reasonably sure this is high level. Close to Level 25 if not at Level 25.
NEW: The Antagonist && The Hide of Terramorphous && Whiskey Tango Foxtrot && Flames of the Firehawk && The Black Hole && The Cradle && The Shooting Star && Big Boom Blaster && Pun-Chee && The Rose = The Unconquered (Level ?: 1/?)
DIAMOND RING || (MUSE OF HOPE'S GOD-TIER ROBES && CLIPPED AND PRESERVED ANGELS WINGS && A POSTER OF THE CAT HANGING FROM A BRANCH WITH THE 'HANG IN THERE' THING ON IT) = THE UNDYING LIGHT (LEVEL 15: 4/16)
ALCHEMY INVENTORY:
THE HERO'S BLADE (10); "BESSY" (BOOM EVERYWHERE SHOT) (9); NAVITAS NOX (10); ARCUM AEREUM (10); THE FOURTH DIMENSION (20); STARDUST CORRUPTOR CANNON (9); THE LORD MICHAEL'S HAT (50); NULLA STELLA (10); CELESTIAL DESTRUCTION (20); DENITO SURREXIT (10); NOCTE CONSUMENS (10); RIDICULOUSLY SPARKLY ANIME GIRL ANIMATRONIC EYES (0); UNOBTANIUM CANNON (10); MAGIC LORD (25); VITA AUSTRALI (10); AQUILONEM MORS (10); BASE (25); SHARD OF UNITY (15); TRAHO (10); THE GOLDEN CROWN (20); HEMMORHAGE (10); OFF-CELL (15); TEMERE REM (10);
SPOIL INVENTORY:
---MEDUSA HEAD [||||] (NOTE: DARK YELLOW = CHARGE) (ABILITY: FIRE LASERS AT ENEMY, INFLICTING DAMAGE AND PETRIFY FOR 2 TURNS)
---CORAL RIFF GUITAR [||||] (NOTE: MAROON = CHARGE) (ABILITY: SUMMON 4 TENTACLES, EACH WITH 25,000 HP, TO ATTACK/MEATSHIELD ENTITIES).
ALCHEMY INVENTORY:
Damaged Infernal Torment (20); Levis Ignis (10); Nocte Consumens (10); Navitas Nox (10); Abiit (10); Traho (10); Victor Ignis (25); Hemmorhage (10); The Fade (15);
SHIP PARTS INVENTORY:
Outer Hull (10);
SPOIL INVENTORY:
---Crystalized Ki [|||||] (Note: Yellow = Charge) (Ability: Does damage. Drains HP of Allied/controlled Entities to improve damage, proportional to HP drained. Can drain no HP.)
---Akron's Core [|||||][|||||][||] (Note: White = Charge) (Note: charge is split to designate what abilities are available and if overflow is an issue) (Ability: Use one of Akron's basic attacks for 5 charges, or expend all to use his Ultimate)
Standard Attacks: Firestorm (High Power, 3-target, chance to burn; Fire/Explosive immunity), Blizzard (Moderate power, 3-target chance to freeze; Water/Ice Immunity), Thunderstorm (Moderate power, 3-target chance to stun; Electric/Wind immunity), CONSUME (Really high power, 1-target, chance to Terror (Really nasty DoT + Berserk + Confusion mix), Light/Dark immunity), Tremor (really low power, hits everything not flying, chance to Stagger (sets up Crit damage on target for one attack), Earth/Poison immunity.), Doomblade (Very high attack power, 3 targets), Barrage (Moderate Damage, all entities, 90% accuracy).)
Ultimates: Obliterate (Extremely high damage on one target (the power of 7 consumes). Can't be used on Bosses, only targets one component); Singularity (3-5 (rng) Targets of choice get nailed with CONSUME).
THE ECLIPSE IS A FABLED SUPERWEAPON CODED WITHIN THE ALCHEMITER. TO CLARIFY WHAT THAT EVEN MEANS: ALMOST EVERYTHING WITHIN THE ALCHEMITER'S DATABASE IS NOT UNIQUE. EVEN THE FIRST 'CREATOR' OF THESE ARTIFACTS ARE TYPICALLY COPYING FROM A RARE ARTIFACT NESTLED INTO SOME CRACK OF EXISTENCE-AND FOR THAT MATTER, THE ALCHEMITER IS USUALLY NOT EVEN CAPABLE OF RENDING THEM AT FULL POWER. IN GENERAL, MAGICAL ABILITIES ARE USUALLY VERY HARD TO IMPLEMENT PROPERLY. PIONO'S ELEMENTAL ALCHEMIES ARE THE BEST EXAMPLE; THEY ARE TECHNICALLY EXTREMELY POWERFUL, BUT THEY ARE ALSO TECHNICALLY CHEAP KNOCKOFFS OF THE REAL DEALS, QUITE LITERALLY A TENTH OF THE ORIGINAL'S POWER (AND EVEN THEN, LET IT BE SAID THE REAL DEALS ARE SO POWERFUL BECAUSE THEY WERE MORE MADE AS TESTAMENT TO VARIOUS ENCHANTING/IMBUEMENT/BLACKSMITHING TECHNIQUES THAN ANYTHING REMOTELY PRACTICAL; MOST OF THE WEAPONS WOULD INCINERATE US TO EVEN LOOK AT FUNNY. THAT THE ELEMENTAL ALCHEMIES ARE LEVEL 10 IS FOR THE BEST IN OUR CASE).
THE ECLIPSE, HOWEVER, IS NOT ONE OF THEM, AS FAR AS ANYONE KNOWS. THE ECLIPSE IS ONE OF VERY FEW ITEMS IN THE ALCHEMITER THAT WERE DELIBERATELY SET IN THERE AND PRE-CODED WITH ITS PROPERTIES. CODING POWERS CAN EQUATE TO OUTRIGHT REALITY BENDING IF USED CORRECTLY, AND THEY WERE USED CORRECTLY, SO BASICALLY THERE'S A HARD-TO-GET SUPERWEAPON THAT CAN ONLY BE ALCHEMIZED. FORTUNATELY, DIGGING INTO THE CODE ENOUGH REVEALED HOW TO ALCHEMIZE IT IN SOME POETIC FASHION. IT ALSO INCLUDED VARIOUS DETAILS;
---THE LEGENDARY WEAPON IS NAMED AFTER THE ECLIPSE, A FABELED EVENT WHERE THE GREATEST DEMON FROM THE CORE OF HELL BREAKS FREE OF ITS PRISON, AND RISES UP TO DESTROY EXISTENCE, KILL THE SUN, AND LET THE MOON DESTROY THE EARTH. MOSTLY RELIGIOUS IN MOST CONTEXTS, THOUGH THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED ONCE. EXCEPT THE MOON DESTROYING THE EARTH BIT, THAT PART GOT AVERTED. IT MAY BE IT APPLIED TO THAT UNIVERSE AND THE OTHERS PICKED UP ON IT BECAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE A PRETTY GOOD WAY TO END THE WORLD.
---THE ECLIPSE'S SUPPOSED ORIGIN IS APPARENTLY BASED AROUND EIGHT ENTITIES OF PARTICULAR NOTE TO HOW THE MULTIVERSE AND 'THE BEFORE' AND 'THE AFTER' GOT TO BE EXACTLY WHERE THEY ARE. OR SOME OF THEM AT LEAST. WHAT 'THE BEFORE' AND 'THE AFTER' ARE IS COMPLETELY UNKNOWN; WHOEVER MADE THIS MACHINE WAS PROBABLY LOSING HIS MIND AT THE TIME HE CODED IT, AS I'VE ONLY HEARD OF THE CHU AND THE 'MOON LORD'. THE CHU ARE COMPLETELY EXTINCT AND PRETTY MUCH BLEW UP THEIR OWN CIVILIZATION ON PURPOSE TO PREVENT THE RUINS FROM BEING LOOTED, AND I'M FAIRLY SURE THE MOON LORD ISN'T ALL THAT BIG IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, THOUGH HE IS RATHER IMPOSING, SO THAT HAS TO BE REFERRING TO SOMEONE ELSE. AT BEST, THESE PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY ANCIENT AND AS LONG-DEAD AS THE CHU, AS A WHOOPING ZERO OF THESE FIGURES STAND OUT.
---THE LEGENDARY WEAPON IS AN ARM CANNON, WHICH SEEMS TO BE THE NEWEST FAD FOR WATER HORSE OVER AT THE ARENA. THIS WAS TECHNICALLY A REQUEST MADE BY HIM, BECAUSE TAZZ WAS IN DIRE NEED OF AN UPGRADE TO HIS ARSENAL AND HE'S BUSY MEDDLING WITH AN UPDATE TERMINAL, WATCHING THINGS OF "FUTURE'S PAST" AS HE PUT IT. I'D SNARK THAT APPARENTLY BEING A FIRST GUARDIAN GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BOSS PEOPLE AROUND, BUT IN ALL HONESTY I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY TIME EITHER, AND IF THIS GUY WANTED THIS TO KEEP ABSOLUTELY SECRET HE WOULDN'T HAVE HID THIS SECRET SO SHALLOWLY. IT ONLY TOOK A FEW MINUTES OF DIGGING FOR IT.
SO, AS THE NAME OF THIS PROJECT IS 'ECLIPSE,' GUESS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. THE REQUIRED ITEMS ARE GROUPED INTO EIGHT GROUPS OF FOUR, EACH GROUP REPRESENTING A FIGURE IN THE ANALS OF THE HISTORY OF EXISTENCE THAT ARE INTERGAL TO THE CREATION OF THE ECLIPSE. THE LEVELS ARE MOSTLY IRRELEVANT. (P) IS AN ELEMENTAL ALCHEMY THAT SHOULD COME INTO THE BID ROTATION THAT IS REQUIRED. (M) MEANS IT IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING MADE. (A) MEANS IT IS AN ARTIFACT. (AO) MEANS THE BASE OF THE ARTIFACT HAS BEEN OBTAINED, BUT NOT THE FULL FORM. (U) MEANS THE EXACT IDENTITY OF THIS WEAPON IS NOT YET DETERMINED. (O) MEANS IT IS OBTAINED IN FULL. IF IT HAS NOTHING NEXT TO IT, IT MEANS IT IS A REGULAR ALCHEMY AND MUST BE CREATED.
EACH SET'S ALCHEMIES WILL BE COMBINED INTO ONE AT THE END. THIS MAY REQUIRE CHARGING BEYOND MERE ALCHEMY IF THE LEVELS GO TOO HIGH.
BASE (O) SET ONE, THAT OF THE CHU: PIKACHU MERCHANDISE (AO/M), ARCUM AEREUM (O), THE GOLDEN CROWN (O), UNOBTANIUM CANNON (O). SET TWO, THAT OF THE BLOOD PHOENIX: VITA AUSTRALI (O), HEMORRHAGE (O), SHARD OF UNITY (AO), THE UNDYING LIGHT(M). SET THREE, THAT OF THE SHADOWPLAYER: NOCTE CONSUMENS (O), OFF CELL (AO), EYE OF NOTHING, CIPHER'S CALL. SET FOUR, THAT OF THE MOON LORD: CELESTIAL DESTRUCTION (O), ELDRITCH MOON CANNON, COSMIC MANTLE, GALACTIC GLOVE. SET FIVE, THAT OF THE UNDYING TITAN: NAVITAS NOX (O), KYNE CELL (A), TRAHO (O), EX MACHINA. SET SIX, THAT OF THE MEADOW'S SOUL: THE BOUQUET'S THORNS, SPARK OF LIFE (A), PLANTERA BULB (A), PETALIUM GAUNTLET. SET SEVEN, THAT OF THE TIMEKEEPER: PIXEL KATANA (A), DENITO SURREXIT (O), THE FOURTH DIMENSION (O), THE COMPLETE EJECTION. SET EIGHT, THAT OF THE DEATHLY RHYTHM: THE AXE, THE GRAYSCALE, CHARON'S HAND, NOTE (A).
ONCE ALL EIGHT SETS ARE COMPLETE, THEN THE FINAL STAGE-COMBINING ALL NINE ALCHEMIES INTO THE ECLIPSE-CAN BEGIN. THAT WILL REQUIRE A LARGE CHARGE, BUT UNTIL THEN I WOULD HOPE ALL EIGHT SETS PRODUCE ALCHEMIES THAT ARE AT LEVEL 25, IF NOT SLIGHTLY LOWER/HIGHER.
I need a way off of this planet YESTERDAY. Fortunately, with this Alchemiter thingy, I can do that and more. Most of these are technically knockoffs of powerful items, especially when it comes to imbuing things with elemental powers. BUT, as long as I don't use imbuement too much, this ship is basically guaranteed to be top of its class-and I'll need it to get out and get going. So many monsters in the Void right now, but they're much better than if I stick around...
GENERAL SCHEMATIC: The Preston's Soul (Commander-class, Rank SSS; top of the line.)
OUTER HULL (Luminite/Thaumium at least; Voidmetal/Divinium/Draconite/Glitchplate preferred. Anomaly-proofing required.) (DONE!)
INNER HULL (Voidmetal at least; Divinium/Draconite/Mythosite/Blackguard preferred, Anomaly-proofing required.) (In Progress!)
ENERGY SHIELDING X 2 (Doubleshielding is a royal pain to work with but SOOOOOOOO worth it it's not even funny. Independent Recharges are required; inner shield should be meant for pure defensive measure, while outer shield is meant to discourage attackers. Adaptive Shields are preferred as well for inner coating. I think I'll have to split this into three parts
((The Antagonist && The Hide of Terramorphous && Whiskey Tango Foxtrot && Flames of the Firehawk && The Black Hole && The Cradle && The Shooting Star && Big Boom Blaster && Pun-Chee && The Rose)) (In Progress!)
((The Antagonist && The Neogenator && The Bee && The Impaler && The Sham && (Speed Booster && Fabeled Tortoise) && The Transformer && M0RQ minus the Voice Module && Prismatic Bulwark && The Evolution && (Speed Booster && The Hoplite) && The Sponge && The Blockade && The Omega && The Ironclad))
-LIVING QUARTERS (Obvious. Let's not get too fancy with the beds here, but Void Wifi is a must. 36 passengers preferred, but at least 6 minimum. Hammerspacing may be required. There should also be dining and relaxation and such here.)
-STORAGE (Hammerspaced interior preferred, needs to have 2592 Inventory spaces at the very least, or 48 Minecraftian Double-chests. Should additionally have a Freezer with an additional 8 Minecraftian Double-Chests for cold-storage. Hidey holes will be put ELSEWARE.)
-ARMORY/FITNESS (Hammerspaced interior also preferred, needs to have 1296 Inventory spaces at the very least, or 24 Minecraftian Double-Chests. Should also have dojo/gymnasium to keep physical fitness in check.)
-ARTIFACT AREA (because I'm gonna be takin' ALLLL 'DA L00T; needs to have fossil extratctors/cleaners, dusters, and containers all rated for use class-10 Artifacts at least (Think along the lines of Level 50,), Class 25 (think Level 125) preferred.)
-MEDICAL BAY (HEALZ PLZ. I'd prefer magical healing to stuff like Mediguns, but a fully array is required, with magical focus.)
-CRAFTING STATION (Ichorium Multitype Assembly table required, as well as a Forge of Worlds; I already have the tools needed to make them both work, so no worries there! A Wizard's Vitalius and a S-Ranked Cantara Brewery will also be mandatory. A Sacred Heart and Cruel Soul is preferred. Anything better than those is also preferred.)
-GARDEN (strictly for mobile food purposes, as well as possibly resources. 14x14 plot minimum, an upgrade to 21x14 or even 21x21 would be preferred. Slight hammerspacing may be required. Separated plots also preferred. Must be able to grow Minecraftian Oak as well as at least three different crops, at least Two Fruits and one Vegetable.)
-TELEPORTER ROOM (think star-trek's little thing, with more precision. Needs to be able to send in/out at least 8 from/to completely separate locations. Basic telelocking required; moderate telelocking preferred.)
-MAGUS FOCUS (OK, light explanation: A Magus Focus is basically a room where magic can be channeled into and magnified to an appropriate size for ship combat from ONE mage/spellcaster/whatever, meaning a Spell of Repair will suddenly restore a whole fleet, or a simple quick-cast magic missile turns massive enough to obliterate most fighters-in other words, Magus Focuses, in the right hands, make the ship capable of any roll, which is REALLY useful. I require a Kalastite focus of rank 9 (of 15) at least; anything stronger would be appreciated.)
-ANCIENT SOULRING (I think I'll just need to buy/steal this from the right peeps. I believe Auctioneers were involved? Beh. In any case, this is more of a special feature related with the REALLY ancient, old, and super-powerful cool stuff...Or something. I heard it was really valuable.)
PRIMARY ENGINES (At least two, SSS-class Commander, no substitutes. Preferrably, Creation Nodes empowering Movers.)
DOUBLE-BACKUP ENGINES (Third time now: SSS-rank Commander, no substitutes. Here, we're going for Askanta Engines with a Creation Node giving Aska Fuel for the whole thing, in case Creation Node or such are wiped out.)
THRUSTERS (Uh, wow, can't believe I almost forgot to put this in here. In any case, these should be given the standard treatment of Voidproofing, Chrono-Slip, the Pearlgate, and so on. Eight total, flex-pivot, Weponized Exhaust preferred. If you're going that route, go for the Brute's Blend (Death, Chaos, Oblivion, and Electric Blender) or an Enchilda's Wrath. (Space, Light, Creation and Chaos)
COLLECTOR (A device that allows save retrieval of almost everything and safe storage.)
COCKPIT (This was obvious. Double-proofed; the first one should be Full-link, but I want a backup multi-view cockpit with all the tools in case it all goes poor. Reflex switching required; any psionic attackers ought not to make the ship a sitting duck. Auto-Pilot is also a must.)
WEAPONS (note that those numbers are the LEAST I want)
-18 AUTO-TURRETS (Aka pivoting point defense; these turrets shoot down bogeys that get too close, though can be told to target specific enemies and ignore others entirely.) (Nerfing Minienders && Navitas Nox, most likely.)
-4 FRONT-MOUNTED GUNS (Do I need to explain this? the stronger the better. Preferrably strong multi-damage to prevent easy damage prevention. Triple M with slipshield shots should do the trick.)
-ANTI-MISSILE DEFENSES (Smoke and Flares are only one half-the other half is something to discourage getting behind me or firing missiles. Orbitar defenses seem best for this)
-2 SEMI-AUTO TURRETS (these guns are usually automated but can be manned; these should be BIG hitters but flexible enough to be used with regularity.)
-2 STANDARD ANTI-SHIP WEAPONS (Wave Motion Gun, even BIGGER explosions, SOMETHING to reliably take out Supercapitals at least)
-3 MEN OF SILENCE (Men of Silence are high-power silence fields. I mean, take Lex Ordinis and crank the silencing aspect up to 121, then abandon everything else about it. Not even 11, 11 squared. It's that powerful. It can be turned on and off as needed. And yes, I need three. Anti-Mage all the way. One of them are there to make sure that any accidents with the Magus Focus are contained if/when the standard issue silencing field doesn't contain it)
-3 SPELLCARDS (Named after the Touhou Franchise's Smart Bombs, these release a pulse of repulsive energies before unleashing a royal slathering of bullet hell in all directions. Mostly forward, mind, but still pretty much everywhere. Long time to recharge, hence 3 are required. Basically annihilates smaller craft and repulses all projectiles away, making it a flexible offense-defense panic button.)
-1 MADNESS OF DEATHWING (Just think of it as a RIDICULOUSLY powerful bomb. The Standard Deathwing's explosive power is measured in units of Tsar Bomba-for reference, that's 210 Petajoules of blast force. A Madness of Deathwing is one of the best in its class, measuring in approximately 8D1 TBs and one extra Angry TotalBiscuit. Yeah, don't ask. Also, TBs are apparently measured in hexadecimal. Nope, scratch that: that's apparently a Suitcase-Nuke size Deathwing. Also, Tsar bomba unit measurement is base-36 (for reference, base-16 is Hex), so the real blast potential of a Madness is roughly, uh...3,ZJ9,YFS. With six extra Angry TotalBiscuits and an outraged Alsmiffy. Yeah...Pretty big. For reference, that's 89,371,661 TB in decimal, which translates to 18,768,048,810 Petajoules. For more reference: Assuming it's basis to be a Tsar Bomba for its power (it could be merely a Suitcase Nuke we're talking here) a full-on shot from one Navitas Nox rifle is approximately 10500 Petajoules, 'merely' fifty times that of the Tsar Bomba (or if you would, 1D TB). In any case, goodbye Ultracapitals!)
-1 [REDACTED]: Yeah no. I'll be making this bit myself. No spoilers. This is just here to remind myself, for good measure.
ARENA:
Arena Cue:
-Special: The Flaming Toast VERSUS The NonexistentTazz, First Guardian of Minecraftia. ONGOING. -AVAILABLE. -AVAILABLE.
ARENA CHALLENGES: I am ALWAYS looking out for new people to dish out the pain to. As such, I'm demanding Arena Challenges. I'll take 3 at a time on-cue. (Alternatively, I dish them out, which is rare).
There are two kinds of opponents you can pick. The first is versus my standard characters. There's a slight difference between each; The Not-Elf will use Akron's Core and the Crystalized Ki, will Fredbear will use the Lord Michael's Hat and the Medusa's Head. This is of standard difficulty. Rules and prizes will be discussed. Any special arena events will override challenges, so take note. This can occur in Free-For-Alls, Duels or Tag-Team matches, though I do NOT count them as separate characters for tag-team, so please if in the case of a Tag-Team, let me have an actual player on my side, m'kay?
The second is against Tazz, who is as of right now, Piono (you remember him only losing basically due to an idiot ball moment, right?) on steroids due to a variety of reasons and abilities. The second is only available as a duel as well (I may consider 2-on-1 format if he proves too strong to be beaten). Due to intense difficulty, no penalties (unless you want to do that or something) are required for losing, as the fight is quite purposefully stacked against your favor. Great rewards await you upon victory, however. He WILL have the equipment of all characters barring their spoils of War. I'd prefer to not have gimmicks to not expedite the issues you will have on this type of foe, but by all means go ahead if you feel confident enough (as long as they're balanced for both sides. No easy way out here with cheese gimmicks). Beating him gives you exclusive rewards...And you might find someone else to beat up who's OP as all getout? I don't know. But yeah, for anyone who thinks they are literally the most boss thing in existence, there's this.
ALCHEMIES:
Simple charge trading up for grabs. I'll +1 anyone who's willing to give me +1 on a consistent trade basis. Anyone who makes an Alchemtier Upgrade to increase max created Alchemies to 4 will get +25, over a period of time. Alternative rewards can be discussed upon completion. As it stands, the winner of this bounty is Cyanogynist, who's getting it right now.
((Note. Italics = thought if it's a whole sentence. Partially is just emphasis like usual.))
Alright, so what's you're deal? Who are you even!?
I'm Fransy.
I'm Roxxanne, but seriously who are you.
I just said who I was!
Well I don't know who you are and you're the one in need of a lot of explamation, or I'm calling Mr. Icy!
Who even IS Mr. Icy?
...Oh, you don't know? Then let's say you don't want to find out.
...I'm just a wandering woman out for adventure and gorilla like pretty much everyone else!
So basically you're nobody I even care for, the average daemon on the street or something.
What.
OK, you're a really dumb person, apparently. I mean, you'd think people would know about the most populous species in existence at this point if they weren't already one of them...
But, what are you even talking about, like, WHAT daemons in what context?
I'm not expositing this stuff, go websearch it or something!
Augh! No, look, see, I'm just this ultra-paranoid person who NEEDS to know who she's workign with in fighting this Godmodder guy-
Some dumb bear is putting me up to it because he's babysitting for his dumb friend. Kill him...Wait, where'd he go?
...He's gotta be around here somewhere, he wouldn't leave me alone...Like, he's probably just hiding, or...In a disguise...
...
...
...YOU GORILLAING-
[AND THUS A GREAT BEATING-]
DIE YOU PRAT-
[-WAS HEREBY CENSORED AND SKIPPED-]
YOU PERVERTED PIECE OF-
[BY THE LEGISLATION OF THE PEOPLE FOR CONTENT NOT FOCUSED ON VIOLENCE]
Uuuuuuugh, way to pick up the idiot ball Roxxanne. I can't even eat this corpse...I can't even loot his dumb eyeball thing to make him think I got the Plague! ugh!
Stupid rotten lying cheating bear. I'm going to gorillaing tear that donkeyhole apart personally and then chain him to a wall where I can hear him scream...Hehehe...Jeez, Slaanesh side coming out there. And would a robot scream over pain? Eh, I dunno.
...Oh, other stuff to kill. Ugh. I want my L00T but I can't even bring myself to do it because it inconvenience him more...But then he's just gonna get his guardian friend to attack me or something. Augh.
...I'm so tired, emotionally...I can't even bring myself to do anything other than kinda flail at that Banshee. With Nocte Consumens on one hand and Hemmorhage on the other (I'm keeping that on, it's amazameing), mind, but that's still kinda' weaksauce.
Bluh I just don't wanna think all that hard right nowwwwwww...
Ocean Ravager && Aquilonem Mors && Vita Australi && Holding tank filled with the blood of every species ever = Bloodflow (Lv. 25, 11/26)
Blood, Water, Life, and Death... an interestingly logical combo all in one axe... scythe... thing.
The Physics Breaker && Denito Surrexit && Delta Mechaniza VIII && Arctoae && Bottle of Hyper-Radioactive Waste = THE Plan-Ruining Sphere of Hate (Lv. 25, 6/26)
It is not A plan-ruining sphere of hate, it is THE Plan-Ruining Sphere of Hate. A direct upgrade to the Physics Breaker, an alchemy horrifying enough on its own. Now give it the raw temporal power of Denito, and the protection ability of Mechaniza, and give it the ability to control cold, ice, etc. for a very special ability... no spoilers, sorry.
Summons...
Legendary Support (61/200) (+1 compensation)
Entities... (Nerf if to powerful. Buff if too weak.)
(Make sure you read all of their descriptions)
All currently in hangar.
-Parts: Can suffer engine failures (+30% chance to catch fire), wing damage (-10% evade/-5% armor), fuselage damage (-10% evade/-5% armor), and tail damage (-10% evade/-5% armor). -Repairs: Any plane can, when destroyed, return to the hangar for repairs. They will return in 5 turns, one at a time.
-Squads:N/A
Seems all planes are in my hangar, my upgrades continue*. (29/30) (+1 compensation)
*Note: They're ALL coming back with greater power after this.
Actions...
Orb of Merging (14/30) (+1 compensation)
I continue meatshielding DK.
RP Stuff and Responses...
NEW
I saw everything that was happening on GR's side of the spectrum. Throughout, though, I failed to laugh or become enraged at anything. I wanted to see what the heck the Not-Elf was going on about. And everyone else, really. I honestly had no idea what a Sue was (thus potentially proving that I didn't know a thing about what anyone was talking about (What? I stopped reading Homestuck for a bit to get my priorities fixed and never really caught up on it again, if that's where Sues are from)), and the fact that she was somehow partially omniscient kinda scared me a bit.
All this I have overheard was while I was in Wolf Form, completely different than my dragonkin or Darkone self; in looks, in guts, in auras, and in voice. Basically, the ultimate disguise. If someone could find out who I really was, that would be something.
I stride over to the Not-Elf, to see exactly how she would react.
At this moment, I looked kinda like Wolf Link from Twilight Princess, except darker and with red eyes rather than blue. Also I could speak, unlike my LoZ counterpart. So don't expect complete silence.
I reach the area, and sit down like a dog would.
<Any moment now...>
Items... Decided to add in my old alchemies too. I will always keep spares.
PA = Piono Alchemy
These weapons allow me to select what I want them to be whenever I want.
Ved Vozahnil (Black Nothingness) (Lv. 25): The weapon of ultimate support. Contains an artifact so powerful that it was sealed away for eons. Provides the user with enough dark/void power to distort his/her reality with their visions, transforming them into powerful dark, voided forms of their desirable identities. The relic residing inside can be ejected to allow transformation even when the actual weapon is disabled. Only a select few can wield this blade and relic without going crazy, but those who are able may become indescribably powerful. Currently holds:
Weapon Forms:
-Cutlass
Elements:
-Darkness
-Void
-Oblivion
Special:
-Dark Star: Allows transformations to be done at any time. Powerful ones.
-Transformations available for Obliterator Form:
-Wolf
-Dragon
-Hawk
-Shark (& variants)
-Darkone
-Snake
-Owl
SOON TO BE AVAILABLE:
Leinro Fiit (Universe's Bite) (Lv. 25): combines the aspects of its components, with an extra twist; it can balance anyone and anything's stats to the user's liking (RP only), and allows other ridiculous things to occur, making it the #1 defensive option. Will have:
Special:
-Rebalance: A majorly toned-down version of the OP/UP scale, pretty much. Can (de)buff yourself/allies/enemies at will.
Suldaan (Doomsday) (Lv. 25): combines the effects of all of the components, allowing for full control over its elements and can take the form of its components' weapons. Hits with the force of the centre of ten supernovas, and boosts the wielder to extreme levels of power. Also meteors. The go-to weapon for offence. Will have:
Elements:
-Ice (x2)
-Fire
-Darkness
-Water
-Nature/Plant
-Death
-Distortion
-Weather
-Time of Day
-Draconic
Special:
-Armageddon: Meteors will pelt the area around the wielder near continuously, of various sizes, of various elements listed in the weapon's element directory. Some will be the size of basketballs or smaller, but some can be as large as the moon. They pelt the area and hurt enemies.
Yeah, I'm basically just fusing alchemies together to form powerful blades, each with a unique purpose, while simultaneously keeping my old alchemies.
ALL alchemies:
Ved Vozahnil (Black Nothingness) (Lv. 25)
The Fourth Dimension (Lv. 20) Delta Mechaniza VIII (Lv. 18) Physics Breaker (Lv. 16)
The Artiquator (Lv. 14)
Foresight (Lv. Forgot (10?))
Ocean Ravager (Lv. 10)
Spaceleaf Greatsword (Lv. 10)
Balance (Lv. 10)
Shadowstalker (Lv. 10)
Maleficis Est (Lv. 10 PA) Denito Surrexit (Lv. 10 PA)
Aquilonem Mors (Lv. 10 PA)
Vita Australi (Lv. 10 PA) Arctoae (Lv. 10 PA)
Nocte Consumens (Lv. 10 PA) Ring of the Dragoon (Lv. 10)
Nightmare Cutlass (Lv. 7)
The Water Chopper (Lv. 5)
Armor: The Terrifying Truth
Headwear: Helm of Demise
((Ya know, I just realized something; much of my arsenal is mostly for RP. I hardly use them outside RPing anymore... guess it's from the very little damage I've been getting out of attacks that had a metric gorillaton of effort put into them))
Support...
I help...
(+1) GoldenReady
(+1) Cyan
(+1) TFT
Discussion/Orders: Still haven't fixed this grey. Sorry. I need to be on a computer for this. Tahm Kench uses Tongue Lash and Bargain on the Fire Elementals!
Musty Tome ++ Reality in a Bottle = Pages (collectively Tome) of Reality 1/1 DONE
This book was found in the Ayanad Library, among other relics. Then some crazy scientist decided to put them all together to create a book that follows no laws.
(Black Keyboard || Paper Boats && Old Friends && Stained Glass && Water Wall && The Spine && Forecast && Vanishing Point && We All Become && Circles && Traces && Apex Beat && Coasting && Cut Apart && Sandbox && Interlace && Signals && Blank Canvas && Gateless && Dormant && Tangent && Gold Leaf && Impossible && Heightmap && Megalovania && Spider Dance && Spear of Justice && Dummy && Death by Glamour && Metal Crusher && Song That Might Play When You Fight sans && A Proper Story && Get Used to It && In Case of Trouble && Build that Wall && Mine, Windbag, Mine && Mother, I'm Here && Setting Sail Coming Home && Eternity && Knight EP && Closer EP && Space Cadet LP) && Auto-Mix && Sheet Lyrics && Liquid Inspiration && Playlist Compiler && Device For Extending the Length of Tracks = OST (Level 25 22/26) (+1 from Dark)(+1 from Sirplop) The keyboard containing every Original Sound Track ever created.
(Greatsword || Essence of SPAAAACE! + Moonsteel) + Mechanical Spare Parts o>O Enlarger = Pseudo-Spacesword (Level 19 - 10/20) This sword can change shape, and looks cool as hell while doing it. Also one of my most ill-defined alchemies.
Tahm Kench (the River King) [AG BOSS] I may still refer to it as TK.
250'000 max hp Passive:
An Aquired Taste: Whenever Tahm Kench deals damage to an entity, add an An Aquired Taste counter. At 3 counters (maximum), Tahm Kench heals for 25'000, deals 25'000 bonus damage (on enemies) and resets the counters on that entity to 0.
Thick Skin (Passive): Damage taken becomes Thick Skin health instead. If Tahm Kench does not take damage for one turn, this health will be consumed and Tahm Kench will heal for 55% of the Thick Skin health.
Active:
Bargain: Heal an entity for 15'000 and put 2 An Acquired Taste counters on it. Can be cast in conjunction with other attacks.
Tongue Lash: Deal 10'000 damage to an entity and give it a 60% chance to miss it's next attack.
Devour (Ally): Eat an allied entity. It will remain in TK's stomach for one turn making it immune to damage but unable to attack. TK gains 40% chance to dodge attacks during this time. Afterwards, he will spit out the entity and heal himself and that entity for 20'000hp.
Shares a cooldown with Devour (Enemy). Cooldown: 3
Devour (Enemy): Eat an entity. It will remain in TK's stomach for one turn. Afterwards, he will spit out the target and deal damage to it and nearby targets. The target will not take damage in TK's stomach, but will take 60'000 afterwards, up to 2 other targets taking minor damage. TK and the entity cannot attack for one turn after ACTIVATING it. Requires at least one stack of An Aquired Taste. Applies An Aquired Taste to all targets hit. Cannot be used on Bosses
Shares cooldown with Devour (Ally). Cooldown: 3
Thick Skin (Active): If Tahm Kench activates this ability, all Thick Skin health becomes a shield to absorb damage for one turn. Thick Skin is then reduced to 0 and Thick Skin is disabled for one turn after expiry.
Abyssal Voyage: Pick an allied entity. Tahm Kench and target entity are immune to damage for one turn. Cooldown: 5
Spoil of War:
Two-Coat's Waistcoats - Give an entity Thick Skin until it dies or this is unequipped. The passive portion is reduced to 20% healing. Cooldown: 3 after entity dies or Waistcoat is unequipped.
Souls New soul! The Immortal Soul of the Muse appeared! First Immortal Soul so far, it's certainly the most powerful as of yet. Maybe to define that you have a soul in your alchemy you should add S:x where x is equal to the level of the soul or something like that once it's done.
Vivid Soul of the Fourth (Fireworks): Level 2 - 38'000/38'000
Immortal Soul of the Muse (Sound/Music): Level 5 - 75'000/75'000hp
Current Soul Level Count: 7 (max. 8)
Actions!
Aayla uses the Divine Godblade to overheal DK!
Inventory (ooh teal)
Souls now have 15-20x their level as hp (based on level)
Level 1 - 20'000hp - Small effect on alchemies
Level 2 - 38'000hp - Low effect on alchemies
Level 3 - 52'000hp - Moderate effect on alchemies, may be difficult to hit
Level 4 - 66'000hp - High effect on alchemies, may have a negative effect on the killer's next action or be difficult to hit.
Level 5 - 75'000hp - Massive effect on alchemies, will have a negative effect on the killer's next action or be difficult to hit.
Souls will still spawn during my first post each round, but now I will be using a RNG to determine what level Soul will spawn. There can only be up to 8 soul levels *alive* at any given moment. E.g. 8 Level 1 Souls, 2 Level 4 Souls etc. So, if a level 5 soul currently exists, I will only be determining which one spawns out of level 3, 2 and 1. Soul Alchemies can go past level 25, but only 3 past the cap.
Only one of your charging alchemies can be a soul alchemy. Charge time is back to 1-to-1 with the level.
Each soul has a special effect or element associated with it. Use $$ and purple text to show you are adding a captured soul to the alchemy.
I will still get an uncharged copy of each soul killed, but I will need to have an additional charge equal to the soul's level to use them. People that assist in the kill of a soul will not recieve it, nor can souls be copied.
Anarc Cook (Spoil of War - Deal damage to 3 random entities of an allignment.) 3/3
Scythe of (Eardrum) Death - (Spoil of War - Deal very high damage to an entity.) 4/4 Physics Inducer (Level 18 - Relic) (Purely Defensive)(Reality/Physics) Resonance (Level 25) (Air/Sound samurai type sword)
End Time (Level 25) (Oblivion/Void/Time armguard. It has an eye on the palm)
Aftershock (Level 15) (Force/Earth knucklebusters)
Anima (Level 20) (Spirit shirt)
Sunstone (Level 5) (Light/Mind artefact)
Divine Godblade (Level 20) (Divine)
Underworld Jadeblade (Level 15) (Dark/Spirit)
The Fallen (Level 17) (It's a gun?)
Albiit (Level 10) (Void)
Spiritblade (Level 7) (Spirits)
Magickal Flute (Level 5) (Music)
Denito Surrexit (Level 10) (Time)
Hand of the Archlich (Level 25) (Ice/Death) Current Souls: 28
Current Abilities: Soul Collection, Blizzard, Life Drain, Ice Barrier, Lich Slap.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE KILLABLE ENTITIES
Here are the abilities for Hand of the Archlich, which are gradually gained while entities die. Every time an entity dies, it grants one Soul. For smaller entities, the gain is decreased to 0.5 souls per attack that kills many of them (e.g. worker or the late Mechafish) and 2 Souls are gained on boss kill. Pseudo-deaths such as Aetherderon's Dead Yet Dreaming do not provide souls. Non-living entities still provide a soul for the sake of convenience.
Soul bonuses cannot be gained when a previous ritual has not been performed, however souls can be. This staff is meant to be weak for a level 25 (still fairly powerful), but can scale up massively over time.
Abilities require rituals to gain, which can take 1-5 charges, the amount will tell you about how powerful it will be (generally). Rituals cannot be charged with support, but do not count as a charge for the 3-charge cap.
Abilities are permanent, but activated ones have a cooldown.
Soul Transfer ((R: x) means it requires a ritual to complete)
0 Souls: Soul Collection (R: 3) - Souls will now be able to be absorbed into the Hand of the Archlich, giving it new abilities.
3 Souls: Life Drain (R: 1) - Entities that die will heal a random owned (meaning I control it) entity equal to 5% of that entities' maximum health.
5 Souls: Blizzard (R: 3) - Create a blizzard for 2 turns, damaging ALL non-water/ice/flying/godmodder entities, and reducing hit chance to 40% (60% reduction) Cooldown: 5 turns
15 Souls: Ice Barrier (R: 3) - The Hand of the Archlich can create a barrier around a single target to reduce damage massively (65%) for two turns. The effect significantly lowers on the second turn (20%). Cooldown: 5
20 Souls: Lich Slap (R:2) - Do very high damage to an entity. Cooldown: 4
30 Souls: Master of Hell (R:4) - Hand of the Archlich now has the ability to manipulate infernal fire and summon skeletons.
40 Souls: Extended Life (R:1) Inflict Lich's Bargain on an entity. Lich's Bargain: Once target entity reaches 1hp, the entity is immune to death, debuffs, damage, healing and buffs for two turns. The entity can charge attacks, but if they only heal or kill itself, the charge will fail. After this ends, destroy it. Cooldown: 1 after expiry.
65 Souls: From the End of Time (R:5) Resummon an past entity for one turn. It cannot be targetted by attacks during this time. Cooldown: 3
May as well.
Uncharged:
Lucid Soul of the Pyromancer: Level 3
Eternal Soul of the Storm: Level 4
LIGHTFORM CHARGE: 3/3 (ACTIVE)
>Mardek: Examine.
Your name is Mardek Cyaria. You have been slightly corrupted from your trip into the planet of Tumblr, where fandoms from the ends of the universe become reality. The corruption came from the singularity that sucked in all the straight people in the vicinity. You escaped, but only barely.
You specialize in Kerbal engineering, and your greatest feat yet is the Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun. That's a Minigun^5, for short. It is a sentry that fires out all the beams of pure condensed democracy. All of them. Soldier would be proud.
You also specialize in strifing with swordkind, armcannonkind, and fedorakind. Yes, fedorakind.
>Mardek: Talk to the only Mary Sue in the vicinity. In short, Roxxanne. Why should I?
Because she knows jack gorilla about you.
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Null. Just to apply my charges.
~~Inventory~~ Equinox(Level 25) THIS IS INCREDIBLY ZILLY (Level 25)
Death (On A) Stick (Level 25) Gjallarhorn-o'-Plenty (Level 12)
We Are In The Beam (Level 10)
Vi Forti (Level 10)
Jaractet (Level 18)
Minutemann's Fedora (Level 25)
Navitas Nox (Level 10)
The Fallen (Level 17)
Superosque (Level 10)
~~~Souls~~~
Lucid Soul of the Pyromaniac (Level 3)
~~Boosts~~
+2 to Pionoplayer Redstonetam
+1 to GoldenReady
~~Charges~~
Transistor [AG]: 7/150 (+1 Compensation) Entity charge ninja looted.
[AG BOSS]
300'000 HP
The Spine: Passives(), Functions() and Augments() have no cooldowns. Whenever a Function() is used, summon a BadCell.
Overload: When the Transistor's hp hits 0, restore it to full hp and destroy two random
Functions(), two random Passives() and two random Auguments(). Once the Transistor runs out of Functions(), destroy the Transistor. When revived by Overload, the Spoil of War is not dropped.
Augument(): Whenever the Transistor uses a Function(), modify it's effects with an Augument().
Reboot(): At the start of each turn, gain the effects of a random Passive() and lose the effects from last turn.
Turn(): 8 round charge. Activate all existing Functions() without Auguments().
Passive():
Crash(): Takes 30% reduced damage and is immune to debuffs.
Mask(): The first attack this turn made by the Transistor mini-crits.
Tap(): The Transistor will heal for 15% of damage dealt.
Void(): The Transistor cripples targets hit.
Ping(): 20% chance to dodge attacks. Applied after Jaunt().
Help(): BadCells will not spawn this turn.
Function():
Crash(): Deal high damage to 3 entities. Stun and Crash all entities hit. Enemies that are already crashed will be Broken instead.
Help(): Summon Fetch and Luna, if they are already killed. If any of the characters are alive, heal them to full health.
Jaunt(): For the next 3 turns, gain a 40% chance to avoid attacks.
Bounce(): Deal moderate damage to an entity. Can be cast 4 times in one turn.
Cull(): Deal massive damage to and knock up 2 nearby entities.
Spark(): Deal insanely high damage split equally among 2-5 random entities.
Augument():
Crash(): The attack will do increased damage and Crash entities hit. Enemies that are already Crashed will instead be Broken.
Cull(): Knocks up entities hit, up to 3 entities.
Tap(): Heals for 30% of damage dealt, reduced to 10% for Cull() and Spark().
Flood(): The attack will inflict Flood on the target.
Ping(): Attack will be double cast.
Purge(): The attack will inflict Purge on the target.
Effects:
Crash: Takes 20% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Broken: Cannot dodge attacks. Takes 50% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Flood: Deals 30,000 damage over 2 turns.
Purge: Deals 10,000 damage over 3 turns. If the target is not a boss, deal massive damage at the end of this time.
Crippled: Deals 40% reduced damage. 50% chance for dodge to fail. Lasts for 2 turns.
Summoned Entities:
[AG]
Fetch:
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Crash enemies hit.
Luna:
[AG]
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Flood enemies hit.
BadCell:
[AG]
10,000/10,000 HP
When killed, explode, dealing a small amount of damage to an entity and crashing it for one turn, and deal 30,000 damage to the Transistor. Overkill damage will also be dealt to the Transistor (damage that exceeds the entity's current health).
Spoil of War: Buzzing Transitor Core: This Spoil stores up to 10 charges.
1-4 charges: Use Bounce() on an entity. Charges consumed depend on the number of times Bounce() is used.
5 charges: Deal high damage to an entity and either Crash, Flood, Purge or Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it again will Break the entity.
10 charges: Either use Cull() or Spark(), or deal high damage to an entity and Crash, Flood, Purge AND Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it will Break the entity.
~~Entities~~
Medic [AG]: 50,000/50,000 HP
Abilities: Tissue Repair: For every turn the medic is not damaged, heal him for 7,500 HP.
Medkit: Heal an [AG] entity for 10,000 HP. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Biocleanse Bomb: Pick an entity. Any attack aimed at said entity will be a mini-crit for 2 turns. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Final Farewell: When killed, choose 3 AG entities. They will be healed for 15,000 HP.
Antidote: Throw a grenade that releases a cloud of poison gas for 2 turns at an entity of your choice. That entity and any entity around it will take 12,500 damage per turn. Cooldown of 10 turns.
Assault [AG]: 75,000/75,000 HP
Abilities: Adrenaline: The assault gains mini-crits and 10% dodge chance for 3 turns. Cooldown of 7 turns.
Deadly Force: Pick an [AG] entity. Any attack that entity pulls off will be a minicrit for 2 turns. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Gun Mod Expert: The Assault has a 12.5% chance to ignore dodge chance.
Assault Team: Deal ridiculous damage to one entity, or high damage to 4 entities (because there are four of you in level 1 Assault Team). Cooldown of 10 turns.
Heavy [AG]: 100,000/100,000 HP
Abilities: Hold The Line: For every 1,000 damage that the heavy takes in one turn, he gains a 1% damage output increase.
Concussion: The heavy's attacks have a 5% chance to stun enemies.
Die Another Day: The heavy blocks out 25% of damage for 1 turn. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Orbital Bombardment: Nail an entity with intensely damaging bombs. Cooldown of 10 turns.
~~Alchemies~~ ((Arm Cannon && The Vile Shield) || BLACK Strongbox) && Navitas Nox && Chaos Titan Essence && Eclipse Titan Essence && Death Titan Essence && Draconite Ingot && Rose Quartz && Eldritch Tentacle = Hand of the Vengeful Monkey (Level 25) (24/26) (+3 Tazz, +2 Darkside, +2 Sirplop) A black arm cannon that fires a red laser of intense, solid grimdark. Can also turn into a laser sword, a red-black Rose Quartz shield and a regular gauntlet. The grimdarkness alchemy, to balance against THIS IS INCREDIBLY ZILLY. Based on the Temple of the Vengeful Monkey from Bloons Monkey City.
Vi Forti && Blue Moon && Sunfury && Dao of Pow && Flower Pow && Flairon && Golem Fist = Nantonium Star (Level 25) (12/26) its spiky and its awesome and its a flail end of story
RIA Trident && HIKS M1000 && CM X1 Furie = The Unreal (Level 10) (7/11) The king of all chemical dakka.
Blackguard Saxophone && Sound Titan Essence && The Big Chill && Awesomium Ingot && Liquid Inspiration && Liquid Dank Memes = Epic Sax (Level ?) (2/?) Doot doot.
>1/2 -- ALL IS COLORED AND REPOSITIONED. IS GOOD LIFE, YES?
-=Charges 300 (38/300) -- On Hold
Szalinthia, Bringer of Light (38/60) +1 from Toast
Small Things (5/5) +1 from Crystal -- COMPLETED
-=Summons
From the Aetherian Rift crawls forth a group of tentacled creatures! Sludge Crawlers Summoned! [AG][HP:5000/5000] x20 (Because AG needs some cannon fodder at this rate.)
-=Actions
Aetherderon uses Stare of Immortality on the Destroyer!
I use the Darkstone Scryer on the Immortal Soul of the Muse! It does... something to it.
I also give the can of Mountain Dew to Aetherderon, healing him for something!
The Sludge Crawlers chow down on the Banshee!
-=Alchemies
Edge of the Shifting World && Head of a Dead God && Aetherian Technology == Dust (16/26 - Lvl. 25) $Soul of Intellect$ && Outer Computational Device (OCD) && Bag of Holding == Bag of Possibilities (7/14 -- Lvl. 13) -- Oops, got charge times wrong. $Eternal Soul of the Storm$ && Voidmetal Chassis && Blackguard && Voidmetal Broadsword == Artificial Guardian (0/29 -- Lvl. 28) An 'Alchemical Entity', if you will. -- ON HOLD [S]@The Flaming Toast[/S]; I really would like it if you could make an entropy/void soul for the next Lvl. 5... Kinda gonna need somethin' like that for later. (perfectly fine if you don't) Thanks.
--Aetherderon, God of the Worlds
Aetherderon will preferably attack PG when able. Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one. Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity. Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it. Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail. Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 4 rounds at half his max health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it up close, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.
Lvl. 25 - Everfree; Staff that spatially manipulates anything I really want. Prevents time from being altered around it.
Lvl. 25 - Blackguard; Elemental attacks do no damage - Is also a quantum shield.
Lvl. 05 - Dungeon Rock; Totally epic heavy metal guitar that does really nothing but be awesome!
Lvl. 17 - The Fallen; Plasma pistol given to all AGs and Ns, curtesy of me.
Lvl. 25 - Unlimatum; Ultimatum's big brother.
Lvl. 05 - Whispering Shroud; Totally awesome coat that mimics the ocean! Hard rain and everything!
Lvl. 25 - Eternity's Tremor; Godly spatial hammer of epic epicness.
Lvl. 10 - Genesis; Everfree's younger brother. Much younger. Like, 70+ pages younger.
Lvl. 10 - Terra Firma; Piono's earth hammer.
Lvl. 10 - Warden; a worse Blackguard.
Lvl. 06 - Bag of Holding; Self explanatory.
Lvl. 10 - Darkstone Scryer; Does something...
Lvl. 15 - Aftershock; A pair of swanky earthen knucklebusters from Toast! Dare ye challenge me to fisticuffs?
Other stuff I can't remember because it was 60+ pages ago.
Sludge Crawlers summoned! They will do as you say.
15,000 damage to the Immortal Soul of the Muse! Is that your flavor for it, or should I give a description?
10,000 HP to Aetherderon! He will do as you say.
The Strange Gift and Souls just sit there.
Tahm Kench targets the Banshee with his attack combo, dealing 20,000 damage total and healing himself for 25,000 HP. Aetherderon stuns the Destroyer and the Sludge Crawlers swarm onto the Banshee, chewing into it for 20,000 damage. The Medic and Heavy deal 30,000 damage total to the Banshee, the Medic's attack chaining onto the Skeleton Knights for 5,000 damage to all! The Assault kills the Darkian Commander! Donkey Kong stuns the Banshee as the Tentacles slap it for another 25,000 HP total! DK loses 5,000 Overheal health.
The Skeleton Knights attack the Heavy, dealing 15,000 damage. The Banshee is stunned!
The Creator attacks the AG's, since the Destroyer's stunned! The Creator uses Godly Claw, throwing one of the Tentacles at the Sludge Crawlers! The Tentacle dies instantly, and 7 Sludge Crawlers die! The Crystals follow up and kill another 6 Sludge Crawlers. The Creator and Destroyer then summon another Crystal each.
All entity charges advance by one. Tahm Kench heals for 90,000 HP, since he took no damage this turn. This consumes all his Thick Skin health.
The Crypt (of the Necrodancer): Zone Two - BOSS!
Strange Gift [???]: HP: 6/10 (Heals whatever kills it) (Takes only 1 damage per hit)
Vivid Soul of the Fourth (Fireworks) [???]: HP: 38,000/38,000
Immortal Soul of the Muse (Sound/Music) [???]: HP: 60,000/75,000
Tahm Kench [AG] HP: 217,000/250,000.
Aetherderon, God of the Worlds [AG BOSS] HP: 187,000/600,000 Polyp Swarm: IIII Great Call: III Starstrike: IIIII Stare of Immortality: II Dead Yet Dreaming: IIIIIIIIII
Donkey Kong [AG] HP: 60,000/40,000. Immune to AOE. Attacks stun. One Way To End A Story: [IIIIII]
Tentacles [AG] HP: 20,000/25,000 (x3.) Shielding Donkey Kong.
Medic [AG] HP: 45,000/50,000. Medkit: IIIIII Biocleanse Bomb: IIIIII Antidote: IIIIIIIIII
Assault [AG] HP: 70,000/75,000. Adrenaline: IIIIIII Deadly Force: IIIIII Assault Team: IIIIIIIIII
Heavy [AG] HP: 80,000/100,000. Die Another Day: IIIIII Orbital Bombardment: IIIIIIIIII
Sludge Crawlers [AG] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x7.)
Spiral Nemesis: 114/140
Badass Cyborg Honey Badger: 2/40
I throw REALLY hot cofee at the Banshee's face. And by hot I mean "You can't tell if you are drinking it, or you took a plasma cannon shot to the mouth", which translates to causing various effects along with damage. Then, I force the Skeleton Knights to read Sonichu to try to make them kill themselves because of how horrible it is.
Alchemies Vocaloid Yuzuki Yukari Figurine && Standard Battle Android = Battle Vocaloid Yuzuki Yukari (Level 16, 7/17) (Basically what this will be is something to act as a secondary character in attacks)
(Recreate: Orb of Sanity) && Essence of 500 Dwarf Stars (from Don't Starve) = Light of Sanity (Level 12, 5/13)
Laser Machinegun && Influx Waver = Martian Madness (Level 10, 6/11)
Rocket Launcher && Drill Containment Unit = ??? (Level ??, 1/??)
Discussion/Orders: Still haven't fixed this grey. Sorry. I need to be on a computer for this. Fixed probably by tonight. EDIT: WHOOPS. Forgot to add a soul. Tahm Kench uses Bargain on Heavy and Devour on something dangerous... OR SHINY!
This book was found in the Ayanad Library, among other relics. Then some crazy scientist decided to put them all together to create a book that follows no laws.
(Black Keyboard || Paper Boats && Old Friends && Stained Glass && Water Wall && The Spine && Forecast && Vanishing Point && We All Become && Circles && Traces && Apex Beat && Coasting && Cut Apart && Sandbox && Interlace && Signals && Blank Canvas && Gateless && Dormant && Tangent && Gold Leaf && Impossible && Heightmap && Megalovania && Spider Dance && Spear of Justice && Dummy && Death by Glamour && Metal Crusher && Song That Might Play When You Fight sans && A Proper Story && Get Used to It && In Case of Trouble && Build that Wall && Mine, Windbag, Mine && Mother, I'm Here && Setting Sail Coming Home && Eternity && Knight EP && Closer EP && Space Cadet LP) && Auto-Mix && Sheet Lyrics && Liquid Inspiration && Playlist Compiler && Device For Extending the Length of Tracks = OST (Level 25 24/26)(+1 from Sirplop) The keyboard containing every Original Sound Track ever created.
(Greatsword || Essence of SPAAAACE! + Moonsteel) + Mechanical Spare Parts o>O Enlarger = Pseudo-Spacesword (Level 19 - 11/20) This sword can change shape, and looks cool as hell while doing it. Also one of my most ill-defined alchemies.
Tahm Kench (the River King) [AG BOSS] I may still refer to it as TK.
250'000 max hp Passive:
An Aquired Taste: Whenever Tahm Kench deals damage to an entity, add an An Aquired Taste counter. At 3 counters (maximum), Tahm Kench heals for 25'000, deals 25'000 bonus damage (on enemies) and resets the counters on that entity to 0.
Thick Skin (Passive): Damage taken becomes Thick Skin health instead. If Tahm Kench does not take damage for one turn, this health will be consumed and Tahm Kench will heal for 55% of the Thick Skin health.
Active:
Bargain: Heal an entity for 15'000 and put 2 An Acquired Taste counters on it. Can be cast in conjunction with other attacks.
Tongue Lash: Deal 10'000 damage to an entity and give it a 60% chance to miss it's next attack.
Devour (Ally): Eat an allied entity. It will remain in TK's stomach for one turn making it immune to damage but unable to attack. TK gains 40% chance to dodge attacks during this time. Afterwards, he will spit out the entity and heal himself and that entity for 20'000hp.
Shares a cooldown with Devour (Enemy). Cooldown: 3
Devour (Enemy): Eat an entity. It will remain in TK's stomach for one turn. Afterwards, he will spit out the target and deal damage to it and nearby targets. The target will not take damage in TK's stomach, but will take 60'000 afterwards, up to 2 other targets taking minor damage. TK and the entity cannot attack for one turn after ACTIVATING it. Requires at least one stack of An Aquired Taste. Applies An Aquired Taste to all targets hit. Cannot be used on Bosses
Shares cooldown with Devour (Ally). Cooldown: 3
Thick Skin (Active): If Tahm Kench activates this ability, all Thick Skin health becomes a shield to absorb damage for one turn. Thick Skin is then reduced to 0 and Thick Skin is disabled for one turn after expiry.
Abyssal Voyage: Pick an allied entity. Tahm Kench and target entity are immune to damage for one turn. Cooldown: 5
Spoil of War:
Two-Coat's Waistcoats - Give an entity Thick Skin until it dies or this is unequipped. The passive portion is reduced to 20% healing. Cooldown: 3 after entity dies or Waistcoat is unequipped.
Souls New soul! Soul of Logic! Also, making a rule that souls cannot be healed by any means.
Vivid Soul of the Fourth (Fireworks): Level 2 - 38'000/38'000
Immortal Soul of the Muse (Sound/Music): Level 5 - 60'000/75'000hp
Soul of Logic: Level 1 - 20'000/20'000hp
Current Soul Level Count: 7 (max. 8)
Actions!
Aayla uses t
Inventory (ooh teal)
Souls now have 15-20x their level as hp (based on level) but cannot be healed.
Level 1 - 20'000hp - Small effect on alchemies
Level 2 - 38'000hp - Low effect on alchemies
Level 3 - 52'000hp - Moderate effect on alchemies, may be difficult to hit
Level 4 - 66'000hp - High effect on alchemies, may have a negative effect on the killer's next action or be difficult to hit.
Level 5 - 75'000hp - Massive effect on alchemies, will have a negative effect on the killer's next action or be difficult to hit.
Souls will still spawn during my first post each round, but now I will be using a RNG to determine what level Soul will spawn. There can only be up to 8 soul levels *alive* at any given moment. E.g. 8 Level 1 Souls, 2 Level 4 Souls etc. So, if a level 5 soul currently exists, I will only be determining which one spawns out of level 3, 2 and 1. Soul Alchemies can go past level 25, but only 3 past the cap.
Only one of your charging alchemies can be a soul alchemy. Charge time is back to 1-to-1 with the level.
Each soul has a special effect or element associated with it. Use $$ and purple text to show you are adding a captured soul to the alchemy.
I will still get an uncharged copy of each soul killed, but I will need to have an additional charge equal to the soul's level to use them. People that assist in the kill of a soul will not recieve it, nor can souls be copied.
Anarc Cook (Spoil of War - Deal damage to 3 random entities of an allignment.) 3/3
Scythe of (Eardrum) Death - (Spoil of War - Deal very high damage to an entity.) 4/4 Physics Inducer (Level 18 - Relic) (Purely Defensive)(Reality/Physics) Resonance (Level 25) (Air/Sound samurai type sword)
End Time (Level 25) (Oblivion/Void/Time armguard. It has an eye on the palm)
Aftershock (Level 15) (Force/Earth knucklebusters)
Anima (Level 20) (Spirit shirt)
Sunstone (Level 5) (Light/Mind artefact)
Divine Godblade (Level 20) (Divine)
Underworld Jadeblade (Level 15) (Dark/Spirit)
The Fallen (Level 17) (It's a gun?)
Albiit (Level 10) (Void)
Spiritblade (Level 7) (Spirits)
Magickal Flute (Level 5) (Music)
Denito Surrexit (Level 10) (Time)
Hand of the Archlich (Level 25) (Ice/Death) Current Souls: 28
Current Abilities: Soul Collection, Blizzard, Life Drain, Ice Barrier, Lich Slap.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE KILLABLE ENTITIES
Here are the abilities for Hand of the Archlich, which are gradually gained while entities die. Every time an entity dies, it grants one Soul. For smaller entities, the gain is decreased to 0.5 souls per attack that kills many of them (e.g. worker or the late Mechafish) and 2 Souls are gained on boss kill. Pseudo-deaths such as Aetherderon's Dead Yet Dreaming do not provide souls. Non-living entities still provide a soul for the sake of convenience.
Soul bonuses cannot be gained when a previous ritual has not been performed, however souls can be. This staff is meant to be weak for a level 25 (still fairly powerful), but can scale up massively over time.
Abilities require rituals to gain, which can take 1-5 charges, the amount will tell you about how powerful it will be (generally). Rituals cannot be charged with support, but do not count as a charge for the 3-charge cap.
Abilities are permanent, but activated ones have a cooldown.
Soul Transfer ((R: x) means it requires a ritual to complete)
0 Souls: Soul Collection (R: 3) - Souls will now be able to be absorbed into the Hand of the Archlich, giving it new abilities.
3 Souls: Life Drain (R: 1) - Entities that die will heal a random owned (meaning I control it) entity equal to 5% of that entities' maximum health.
5 Souls: Blizzard (R: 3) - Create a blizzard for 2 turns, damaging ALL non-water/ice/flying/godmodder entities, and reducing hit chance to 40% (60% reduction) Cooldown: 5 turns
15 Souls: Ice Barrier (R: 3) - The Hand of the Archlich can create a barrier around a single target to reduce damage massively (65%) for two turns. The effect significantly lowers on the second turn (20%). Cooldown: 5
20 Souls: Lich Slap (R:2) - Do very high damage to an entity. Cooldown: 4
30 Souls: Master of Hell (R:4) - Hand of the Archlich now has the ability to manipulate infernal fire and summon skeletons.
40 Souls: Extended Life (R:1) Inflict Lich's Bargain on an entity. Lich's Bargain: Once target entity reaches 1hp, the entity is immune to death, debuffs, damage, healing and buffs for two turns. The entity can charge attacks, but if they only heal or kill itself, the charge will fail. After this ends, destroy it. Cooldown: 1 after expiry.
65 Souls: From the End of Time (R:5) Resummon an past entity for one turn. It cannot be targetted by attacks during this time. Cooldown: 3
May as well.
Uncharged:
Lucid Soul of the Pyromancer: Level 3
Eternal Soul of the Storm: Level 4
+3 Tazz
If you take another step forward... 12/50
you are REALLY not gonna like what happens next. 12/50
NEW Gatekeeper's Scythe && Valhalla = Proteus 26/26
"Recreate": Spiral Sun Sucker 15/21
Fridge ++ Hope
Gatekeeper's Scythe(Lv.10)
Navitas Nox(Lv.10, PA)(scammed some suckers in the Arena, Scythe duplicate)
Rapture(Lv.25, blocked Piono to troll him, Scythe duplicate)
Valhalla(Lv.20)
Lex Ordinis(Lv.10, PA)(Accepting duplicate trades)
Nulla Stella(Lv.10, PA)(Yeah let's just get everyone a copy of everything why not)
Denito Surrexit(Lv.10, PA)
Exedo(Lv.10, PA)
Terra Firma(Lv.10, PA)
Abiit(Lv.10, PA)
Cipher's Call: (Lv. 10)
6/100 Apparel Assemble! (+1 from GM) 4/50 RATATOSKR. (+1 from GM)
+3 TO CYANOGYNIST (23/25).
The Antagonist && The Hide of Terramorphous && Whiskey Tango Foxtrot && Flames of the Firehawk && The Black Hole && The Cradle && The Shooting Star && Big Boom Blaster && Pun-Chee && The Rose = The Unconquered (Level 25: 2/26)
PIKACHU MERCHANDISE (LEVEL 10) [+-] PIKACHU TRADING CARDS (T/T) + UNOBTANIUM INGOT (T/T) + POKEMON YELLOW (T/T) + 9-VOLT BATTERY (POWER) + REPLICA ASH HAT (POWER) + LIGHT REALITY MAJJYKS (POWER) + LIGHTNING MAJJYKS (POWER) + COLLECTER'S BINDER (T/T) + VIDEOS OF PIKACHU SHORTS (T/T) + A PIKACHU'S TOOTH (T/T) = EMPOWERED MERCHANDISE OF PIKACHU (LEVEL 16: 16/17) (+1 from DarkSide, +2 from TFT, +1 from Cyanogynist, +3 from Generic)
DIAMOND RING || (MUSE OF HOPE'S GOD-TIER ROBES && CLIPPED AND PRESERVED ANGELS WINGS && A POSTER OF THE CAT HANGING FROM A BRANCH WITH THE 'HANG IN THERE' THING ON IT) = THE UNDYING LIGHT (LEVEL 15: 5/16)
Cloak ++ Limbo = Duri Iudicis
Duri Iudicis: It's a cool cloak. Mostly gray, mind...I'll dye it a bit darker later. Of course, the draw of this is the masterful Limbo Magic. Limbo Magic is weird. It's powerful on its own, what with being a force of the afterlife, and having ties to life/death/souls and such. But the real draw it its counterabilities. You see, Limbo Magic has the inherent ability, for whatever reason, to take other schools of magic and bind them together, quite like how the Gatekeeper's Scythe has the ability to bind other weapons together into new forms. Of course, like the Gatekeeper's Scythe, one must have the weapon...Or have it used against them.
I'm not sure why the Scythe was level 10, so I'm not sure why this is Level 10 either, but it is, I guess.
ALCHEMY INVENTORY:
THE HERO'S BLADE (10); "BESSY" (BOOM EVERYWHERE SHOT) (9); NAVITAS NOX (10); ARCUM AEREUM (10); THE FOURTH DIMENSION (20); STARDUST CORRUPTOR CANNON (9); THE LORD MICHAEL'S HAT (50); NULLA STELLA (10); CELESTIAL DESTRUCTION (20); DENITO SURREXIT (10); NOCTE CONSUMENS (10); RIDICULOUSLY SPARKLY ANIME GIRL ANIMATRONIC EYES (0); UNOBTANIUM CANNON (10); MAGIC LORD (25); VITA AUSTRALI (10); AQUILONEM MORS (10); BASE (25); SHARD OF UNITY (15); TRAHO (10); THE GOLDEN CROWN (20); HEMMORHAGE (10); OFF-CELL (15); TEMERE REM (10);
SPOIL INVENTORY:
---MEDUSA HEAD [||||] (NOTE: DARK YELLOW = CHARGE) (ABILITY: FIRE LASERS AT ENEMY, INFLICTING DAMAGE AND PETRIFY FOR 2 TURNS)
---CORAL RIFF GUITAR [||||] (NOTE: MAROON = CHARGE) (ABILITY: SUMMON 4 TENTACLES, EACH WITH 25,000 HP, TO ATTACK/MEATSHIELD ENTITIES).
ALCHEMY INVENTORY:
Damaged Infernal Torment (20); Levis Ignis (10); Nocte Consumens (10); Navitas Nox (10); Abiit (10); Traho (10); Victor Ignis (25); Hemmorhage (10); The Fade (15); Duri Iudicis (10);
SHIP PARTS INVENTORY:
Outer Hull (10);
SPOIL INVENTORY:
---Crystalized Ki [|||||] (Note: Yellow = Charge) (Ability: Does damage. Drains HP of Allied/controlled Entities to improve damage, proportional to HP drained. Can drain no HP.)
---Akron's Core [|||||][|||||][||] (Note: White = Charge) (Note: charge is split to designate what abilities are available and if overflow is an issue) (Ability: Use one of Akron's basic attacks for 5 charges, or expend all to use his Ultimate)
Standard Attacks: Firestorm (High Power, 3-target, chance to burn; Fire/Explosive immunity), Blizzard (Moderate power, 3-target chance to freeze; Water/Ice Immunity), Thunderstorm (Moderate power, 3-target chance to stun; Electric/Wind immunity), CONSUME (Really high power, 1-target, chance to Terror (Really nasty DoT + Berserk + Confusion mix), Light/Dark immunity), Tremor (really low power, hits everything not flying, chance to Stagger (sets up Crit damage on target for one attack), Earth/Poison immunity.), Doomblade (Very high attack power, 3 targets), Barrage (Moderate Damage, all entities, 90% accuracy).)
Ultimates: Obliterate (Extremely high damage on one target (the power of 7 consumes). Can't be used on Bosses, only targets one component); Singularity (3-5 (rng) Targets of choice get nailed with CONSUME).
THE ECLIPSE IS A FABLED SUPERWEAPON CODED WITHIN THE ALCHEMITER. TO CLARIFY WHAT THAT EVEN MEANS: ALMOST EVERYTHING WITHIN THE ALCHEMITER'S DATABASE IS NOT UNIQUE. EVEN THE FIRST 'CREATOR' OF THESE ARTIFACTS ARE TYPICALLY COPYING FROM A RARE ARTIFACT NESTLED INTO SOME CRACK OF EXISTENCE-AND FOR THAT MATTER, THE ALCHEMITER IS USUALLY NOT EVEN CAPABLE OF RENDING THEM AT FULL POWER. IN GENERAL, MAGICAL ABILITIES ARE USUALLY VERY HARD TO IMPLEMENT PROPERLY. PIONO'S ELEMENTAL ALCHEMIES ARE THE BEST EXAMPLE; THEY ARE TECHNICALLY EXTREMELY POWERFUL, BUT THEY ARE ALSO TECHNICALLY CHEAP KNOCKOFFS OF THE REAL DEALS, QUITE LITERALLY A TENTH OF THE ORIGINAL'S POWER (AND EVEN THEN, LET IT BE SAID THE REAL DEALS ARE SO POWERFUL BECAUSE THEY WERE MORE MADE AS TESTAMENT TO VARIOUS ENCHANTING/IMBUEMENT/BLACKSMITHING TECHNIQUES THAN ANYTHING REMOTELY PRACTICAL; MOST OF THE WEAPONS WOULD INCINERATE US TO EVEN LOOK AT FUNNY. THAT THE ELEMENTAL ALCHEMIES ARE LEVEL 10 IS FOR THE BEST IN OUR CASE).
THE ECLIPSE, HOWEVER, IS NOT ONE OF THEM, AS FAR AS ANYONE KNOWS. THE ECLIPSE IS ONE OF VERY FEW ITEMS IN THE ALCHEMITER THAT WERE DELIBERATELY SET IN THERE AND PRE-CODED WITH ITS PROPERTIES. CODING POWERS CAN EQUATE TO OUTRIGHT REALITY BENDING IF USED CORRECTLY, AND THEY WERE USED CORRECTLY, SO BASICALLY THERE'S A HARD-TO-GET SUPERWEAPON THAT CAN ONLY BE ALCHEMIZED. FORTUNATELY, DIGGING INTO THE CODE ENOUGH REVEALED HOW TO ALCHEMIZE IT IN SOME POETIC FASHION. IT ALSO INCLUDED VARIOUS DETAILS;
---THE LEGENDARY WEAPON IS NAMED AFTER THE ECLIPSE, A FABELED EVENT WHERE THE GREATEST DEMON FROM THE CORE OF HELL BREAKS FREE OF ITS PRISON, AND RISES UP TO DESTROY EXISTENCE, KILL THE SUN, AND LET THE MOON DESTROY THE EARTH. MOSTLY RELIGIOUS IN MOST CONTEXTS, THOUGH THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED ONCE. EXCEPT THE MOON DESTROYING THE EARTH BIT, THAT PART GOT AVERTED. IT MAY BE IT APPLIED TO THAT UNIVERSE AND THE OTHERS PICKED UP ON IT BECAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE A PRETTY GOOD WAY TO END THE WORLD.
---THE ECLIPSE'S SUPPOSED ORIGIN IS APPARENTLY BASED AROUND EIGHT ENTITIES OF PARTICULAR NOTE TO HOW THE MULTIVERSE AND 'THE BEFORE' AND 'THE AFTER' GOT TO BE EXACTLY WHERE THEY ARE. OR SOME OF THEM AT LEAST. WHAT 'THE BEFORE' AND 'THE AFTER' ARE IS COMPLETELY UNKNOWN; WHOEVER MADE THIS MACHINE WAS PROBABLY LOSING HIS MIND AT THE TIME HE CODED IT, AS I'VE ONLY HEARD OF THE CHU AND THE 'MOON LORD'. THE CHU ARE COMPLETELY EXTINCT AND PRETTY MUCH BLEW UP THEIR OWN CIVILIZATION ON PURPOSE TO PREVENT THE RUINS FROM BEING LOOTED, AND I'M FAIRLY SURE THE MOON LORD ISN'T ALL THAT BIG IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, THOUGH HE IS RATHER IMPOSING, SO THAT HAS TO BE REFERRING TO SOMEONE ELSE. AT BEST, THESE PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY ANCIENT AND AS LONG-DEAD AS THE CHU, AS A WHOOPING ZERO OF THESE FIGURES STAND OUT.
---THE LEGENDARY WEAPON IS AN ARM CANNON, WHICH SEEMS TO BE THE NEWEST FAD FOR WATER HORSE OVER AT THE ARENA. THIS WAS TECHNICALLY A REQUEST MADE BY HIM, BECAUSE TAZZ WAS IN DIRE NEED OF AN UPGRADE TO HIS ARSENAL AND HE'S BUSY MEDDLING WITH AN UPDATE TERMINAL, WATCHING THINGS OF "FUTURE'S PAST" AS HE PUT IT. I'D SNARK THAT APPARENTLY BEING A FIRST GUARDIAN GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BOSS PEOPLE AROUND, BUT IN ALL HONESTY I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY TIME EITHER, AND IF THIS GUY WANTED THIS TO KEEP ABSOLUTELY SECRET HE WOULDN'T HAVE HID THIS SECRET SO SHALLOWLY. IT ONLY TOOK A FEW MINUTES OF DIGGING FOR IT.
SO, AS THE NAME OF THIS PROJECT IS 'ECLIPSE,' GUESS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. THE REQUIRED ITEMS ARE GROUPED INTO EIGHT GROUPS OF FOUR, EACH GROUP REPRESENTING A FIGURE IN THE ANALS OF THE HISTORY OF EXISTENCE THAT ARE INTERGAL TO THE CREATION OF THE ECLIPSE. THE LEVELS ARE MOSTLY IRRELEVANT. (P) IS AN ELEMENTAL ALCHEMY THAT SHOULD COME INTO THE BID ROTATION THAT IS REQUIRED. (M) MEANS IT IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING MADE. (A) MEANS IT IS AN ARTIFACT. (AO) MEANS THE BASE OF THE ARTIFACT HAS BEEN OBTAINED, BUT NOT THE FULL FORM. (U) MEANS THE EXACT IDENTITY OF THIS WEAPON IS NOT YET DETERMINED. (O) MEANS IT IS OBTAINED IN FULL. IF IT HAS NOTHING NEXT TO IT, IT MEANS IT IS A REGULAR ALCHEMY AND MUST BE CREATED.
EACH SET'S ALCHEMIES WILL BE COMBINED INTO ONE AT THE END. THIS MAY REQUIRE CHARGING BEYOND MERE ALCHEMY IF THE LEVELS GO TOO HIGH.
BASE (O) SET ONE, THAT OF THE CHU: PIKACHU MERCHANDISE (AO/M), ARCUM AEREUM (O), THE GOLDEN CROWN (O), UNOBTANIUM CANNON (O). SET TWO, THAT OF THE BLOOD PHOENIX: VITA AUSTRALI (O), HEMORRHAGE (O), SHARD OF UNITY (AO), THE UNDYING LIGHT(M). SET THREE, THAT OF THE SHADOWPLAYER: NOCTE CONSUMENS (O), OFF CELL (AO), EYE OF NOTHING, CIPHER'S CALL. SET FOUR, THAT OF THE MOON LORD: CELESTIAL DESTRUCTION (O), ELDRITCH MOON CANNON, COSMIC MANTLE, GALACTIC GLOVE. SET FIVE, THAT OF THE UNDYING TITAN: NAVITAS NOX (O), KYNE CELL (A), TRAHO (O), EX MACHINA. SET SIX, THAT OF THE MEADOW'S SOUL: THE BOUQUET'S THORNS, SPARK OF LIFE (A), PLANTERA BULB (A), PETALIUM GAUNTLET. SET SEVEN, THAT OF THE TIMEKEEPER: PIXEL KATANA (A), DENITO SURREXIT (O), THE FOURTH DIMENSION (O), THE COMPLETE EJECTION. SET EIGHT, THAT OF THE DEATHLY RHYTHM: THE AXE, THE GRAYSCALE, CHARON'S HAND, NOTE (A).
ONCE ALL EIGHT SETS ARE COMPLETE, THEN THE FINAL STAGE-COMBINING ALL NINE ALCHEMIES INTO THE ECLIPSE-CAN BEGIN. THAT WILL REQUIRE A LARGE CHARGE, BUT UNTIL THEN I WOULD HOPE ALL EIGHT SETS PRODUCE ALCHEMIES THAT ARE AT LEVEL 25, IF NOT SLIGHTLY LOWER/HIGHER.
I need a way off of this planet YESTERDAY. Fortunately, with this Alchemiter thingy, I can do that and more. Most of these are technically knockoffs of powerful items, especially when it comes to imbuing things with elemental powers. BUT, as long as I don't use imbuement too much, this ship is basically guaranteed to be top of its class-and I'll need it to get out and get going. So many monsters in the Void right now, but they're much better than if I stick around...
GENERAL SCHEMATIC: The Preston's Soul (Commander-class, Rank SSS; top of the line.)
OUTER HULL (Luminite/Thaumium at least; Voidmetal/Divinium/Draconite/Glitchplate preferred. Anomaly-proofing required.) (DONE!)
INNER HULL (Voidmetal at least; Divinium/Draconite/Mythosite/Blackguard preferred, Anomaly-proofing required.) (In Progress!)
ENERGY SHIELDING X 2 (Doubleshielding is a royal pain to work with but SOOOOOOOO worth it it's not even funny. Independent Recharges are required; inner shield should be meant for pure defensive measure, while outer shield is meant to discourage attackers. Adaptive Shields are preferred as well for inner coating. I think I'll have to split this into three parts: )
((The Antagonist && The Hide of Terramorphous && Whiskey Tango Foxtrot && Flames of the Firehawk && The Black Hole && The Cradle && The Shooting Star && Big Boom Blaster && Pun-Chee && The Rose)) (In Progress!)
((The Antagonist && The Neogenator && The Bee && The Impaler && The Sham && (Speed Booster && Fabeled Tortoise) && The Transformer && M0RQ minus the Voice Module && Prismatic Bulwark && The Evolution && (Speed Booster && The Hoplite) && The Sponge && The Blockade && The Omega && The Ironclad))
-LIVING QUARTERS (Obvious. Let's not get too fancy with the beds here, but Void Wifi is a must. 36 passengers preferred, but at least 6 minimum. Hammerspacing may be required. There should also be dining and relaxation and such here.)
-STORAGE (Hammerspaced interior preferred, needs to have 2592 Inventory spaces at the very least, or 48 Minecraftian Double-chests. Should additionally have a Freezer with an additional 8 Minecraftian Double-Chests for cold-storage. Hidey holes will be put ELSEWARE.)
-ARMORY/FITNESS (Hammerspaced interior also preferred, needs to have 1296 Inventory spaces at the very least, or 24 Minecraftian Double-Chests. Should also have dojo/gymnasium to keep physical fitness in check.)
-ARTIFACT AREA (because I'm gonna be takin' ALLLL 'DA L00T; needs to have fossil extratctors/cleaners, dusters, and containers all rated for use class-10 Artifacts at least (Think along the lines of Level 50,), Class 25 (think Level 125) preferred.)
-MEDICAL BAY (HEALZ PLZ. I'd prefer magical healing to stuff like Mediguns, but a fully array is required, with magical focus.)
-CRAFTING STATION (Ichorium Multitype Assembly table required, as well as a Forge of Worlds; I already have the tools needed to make them both work, so no worries there! A Wizard's Vitalius and a S-Ranked Cantara Brewery will also be mandatory. A Sacred Heart and Cruel Soul is preferred. Anything better than those is also preferred.)
-GARDEN (strictly for mobile food purposes, as well as possibly resources. 14x14 plot minimum, an upgrade to 21x14 or even 21x21 would be preferred. Slight hammerspacing may be required. Separated plots also preferred. Must be able to grow Minecraftian Oak as well as at least three different crops, at least Two Fruits and one Vegetable.)
-TELEPORTER ROOM (think star-trek's little thing, with more precision. Needs to be able to send in/out at least 8 from/to completely separate locations. Basic telelocking required; moderate telelocking preferred.)
-MAGUS FOCUS (OK, light explanation: A Magus Focus is basically a room where magic can be channeled into and magnified to an appropriate size for ship combat from ONE mage/spellcaster/whatever, meaning a Spell of Repair will suddenly restore a whole fleet, or a simple quick-cast magic missile turns massive enough to obliterate most fighters-in other words, Magus Focuses, in the right hands, make the ship capable of any roll, which is REALLY useful. I require a Kalastite focus of rank 9 (of 15) at least; anything stronger would be appreciated.)
-ANCIENT SOULRING (I think I'll just need to buy/steal this from the right peeps. I believe Auctioneers were involved? Beh. In any case, this is more of a special feature related with the REALLY ancient, old, and super-powerful cool stuff...Or something. I heard it was really valuable.)
PRIMARY ENGINES (At least two, SSS-class Commander, no substitutes. Preferrably, Creation Nodes empowering Movers.)
DOUBLE-BACKUP ENGINES (Third time now: SSS-rank Commander, no substitutes. Here, we're going for Askanta Engines with a Creation Node giving Aska Fuel for the whole thing, in case Creation Node or such are wiped out.)
THRUSTERS (Uh, wow, can't believe I almost forgot to put this in here. In any case, these should be given the standard treatment of Voidproofing, Chrono-Slip, the Pearlgate, and so on. Eight total, flex-pivot, Weponized Exhaust preferred. If you're going that route, go for the Brute's Blend (Death, Chaos, Oblivion, and Electric Blender) or an Enchilda's Wrath. (Space, Light, Creation and Chaos)
COLLECTOR (A device that allows save retrieval of almost everything and safe storage.)
COCKPIT (This was obvious. Double-proofed; the first one should be Full-link, but I want a backup multi-view cockpit with all the tools in case it all goes poor. Reflex switching required; any psionic attackers ought not to make the ship a sitting duck. Auto-Pilot is also a must.)
WEAPONS (note that those numbers are the LEAST I want)
-18 AUTO-TURRETS (Aka pivoting point defense; these turrets shoot down bogeys that get too close, though can be told to target specific enemies and ignore others entirely.) (Nerfing Minienders && Navitas Nox, most likely.)
-4 FRONT-MOUNTED GUNS (Do I need to explain this? the stronger the better. Preferrably strong multi-damage to prevent easy damage prevention. Triple M with slipshield shots should do the trick.)
-ANTI-MISSILE DEFENSES (Smoke and Flares are only one half-the other half is something to discourage getting behind me or firing missiles. Orbitar defenses seem best for this)
-2 SEMI-AUTO TURRETS (these guns are usually automated but can be manned; these should be BIG hitters but flexible enough to be used with regularity.)
-2 STANDARD ANTI-SHIP WEAPONS (Wave Motion Gun, even BIGGER explosions, SOMETHING to reliably take out Supercapitals at least)
-3 MEN OF SILENCE (Men of Silence are high-power silence fields. I mean, take Lex Ordinis and crank the silencing aspect up to 121, then abandon everything else about it. Not even 11, 11 squared. It's that powerful. It can be turned on and off as needed. And yes, I need three. Anti-Mage all the way. One of them are there to make sure that any accidents with the Magus Focus are contained if/when the standard issue silencing field doesn't contain it)
-3 SPELLCARDS (Named after the Touhou Franchise's Smart Bombs, these release a pulse of repulsive energies before unleashing a royal slathering of bullet hell in all directions. Mostly forward, mind, but still pretty much everywhere. Long time to recharge, hence 3 are required. Basically annihilates smaller craft and repulses all projectiles away, making it a flexible offense-defense panic button.)
-1 MADNESS OF DEATHWING (Just think of it as a RIDICULOUSLY powerful bomb. The Standard Deathwing's explosive power is measured in units of Tsar Bomba-for reference, that's 210 Petajoules of blast force. A Madness of Deathwing is one of the best in its class, measuring in approximately 8D1 TBs and one extra Angry TotalBiscuit. Yeah, don't ask. Also, TBs are apparently measured in hexadecimal. Nope, scratch that: that's apparently a Suitcase-Nuke size Deathwing. Also, Tsar bomba unit measurement is base-36 (for reference, base-16 is Hex), so the real blast potential of a Madness is roughly, uh...3,ZJ9,YFS. With six extra Angry TotalBiscuits and an outraged Alsmiffy. Yeah...Pretty big. For reference, that's 89,371,661 TB in decimal, which translates to 18,768,048,810 Petajoules. For more reference: Assuming it's basis to be a Tsar Bomba for its power (it could be merely a Suitcase Nuke we're talking here) a full-on shot from one Navitas Nox rifle is approximately 10500 Petajoules, 'merely' fifty times that of the Tsar Bomba (or if you would, 1D TB). In any case, goodbye Ultracapitals!)
-1 [REDACTED]: Yeah no. I'll be making this bit myself. No spoilers. This is just here to remind myself, for good measure.
ARENA:
Arena Cue:
-Special: The Flaming Toast VERSUS The NonexistentTazz, First Guardian of Minecraftia. ONGOING. -AVAILABLE. -AVAILABLE.
ARENA CHALLENGES: I am ALWAYS looking out for new people to dish out the pain to. As such, I'm demanding Arena Challenges. I'll take 3 at a time on-cue. (Alternatively, I dish them out, which is rare).
There are two kinds of opponents you can pick. The first is versus my standard characters. There's a slight difference between each; The Not-Elf will use Akron's Core and the Crystalized Ki, will Fredbear will use the Lord Michael's Hat and the Medusa's Head. This is of standard difficulty. Rules and prizes will be discussed. Any special arena events will override challenges, so take note. This can occur in Free-For-Alls, Duels or Tag-Team matches, though I do NOT count them as separate characters for tag-team, so please if in the case of a Tag-Team, let me have an actual player on my side, m'kay?
The second is against Tazz, who is as of right now, Piono (you remember him only losing basically due to an idiot ball moment, right?) on steroids due to a variety of reasons and abilities. The second is only available as a duel as well (I may consider 2-on-1 format if he proves too strong to be beaten). Due to intense difficulty, no penalties (unless you want to do that or something) are required for losing, as the fight is quite purposefully stacked against your favor. Great rewards await you upon victory, however. He WILL have the equipment of all characters barring their spoils of War. I'd prefer to not have gimmicks to not expedite the issues you will have on this type of foe, but by all means go ahead if you feel confident enough (as long as they're balanced for both sides. No easy way out here with cheese gimmicks). Beating him gives you exclusive rewards...And you might find someone else to beat up who's OP as all getout? I don't know. But yeah, for anyone who thinks they are literally the most boss thing in existence, there's this.
For either fight, I'll have a simple mechanic: 2 Alchemies for each player. 2, exactly, and none that break level cap. No spoils either.
ALCHEMIES:
Simple charge trading up for grabs. I'll +1 anyone who's willing to give me +1 on a consistent trade basis. Anyone who makes an Alchemtier Upgrade to increase max created Alchemies to 4 will get +25, over a period of time. Alternative rewards can be discussed upon completion. As it stands, the winner of this bounty is Cyanogynist, who's getting it right now.
((Note. Italics = thought if it's a whole sentence. Partially is just emphasis like usual.))
>Fredbear: Respawn.
Ok, so that went horrifically poor.
You don't need to tell me twice...Uh, Fredbear, why are you still like that?
I didn't take off the Animatronic Eyes or anything. I think they're contacts.
Well, there's no real reason to be wearing them now...
...Uh...
...You can't take them off can you.
I dont' know how to take them off!
Ugh. I'll just search for it on the English Eye...Alright, got 'em. First, Wash and dry your hands completely using soap and a clean towel. Then, Looking up, pull down your lower eyelid. Then, Touch the lower edge of the lens with your index finger. Then Slide the contact lens down to the white part of your eye. Then, Using your thumb and index finger, squeeze the lens gently and remove it. Use the same procedure to remove the other lens. Relatively simple.
I don't even know what half of those are.
Ugh...
-MEANWHILE, WHERE ROXXANNE AND MADREK ARE CONVERSING- ( @Cyanogynist )
I AM NOT A MARY SUE YOU RACIST JERK!!! I swear it on...Wait, no, honor is for dummies. BUT I SWEAR I AM NOT A SUE!! I do not have a Sueren song, which is the most obvious tell, and last I checked we managed to cram them into some random planets to keep them in-check, and I haven't seen one in my life. And I don't look ridiculously garish and loud, either...This is some rather low-key clothing. Plus, being a vampire does not automatically make you a sue either! That's just racism! Sure, Vampires are Slannesh-breed Daemons, but that's just Racism! I'm called a lot of...Rude terms for it.
Hrm...I pull out the Damaged Infernal Torment and roast it some, because I want it. I then pull out Levis Ignis and Victor Ignis, dual-wielding the axes like a madwoman, and hack and slash at it with fiery dual-axes to set it on fire even more so I can get it. I then impress it with some dance moves, because it must like dance moves. Well, except the ones where it gets kicked in the face. Or maybe it's into that? I don't think it's capable of speaking...At all.
Really, I don't think it's a soul so much as an empowered blob of Ether...I mean, Souls are made OF Ether, but Soul implies it has memories and could be said to be someone's, but are you gonna call an elemental plane 'someone'? That seems silly.
This fact causes the soul/blob of ether to take more damage. Or maybe I'm just making it burn more, I dunno which is doing more damage here but it's being hurt.
Ocean Ravager && Aquilonem Mors && Vita Australi && Holding tank filled with the blood of every species ever = Bloodflow (Lv. 25, 12/26)
Blood, Water, Life, and Death... an interestingly logical combo all in one axe... scythe... thing.
The Physics Breaker && Denito Surrexit && Delta Mechaniza VIII && Arctoae && Bottle of Hyper-Radioactive Waste = THE Plan-Ruining Sphere of Hate (Lv. 25, 7/26)
It is not A plan-ruining sphere of hate, it is THE Plan-Ruining Sphere of Hate. A direct upgrade to the Physics Breaker, an alchemy horrifying enough on its own. Now give it the raw temporal power of Denito, and the protection ability of Mechaniza, and give it the ability to control cold, ice, etc. for a very special ability... no spoilers, sorry.
Summons...
Legendary Support (62/200)
Entities... (Nerf if to powerful. Buff if too weak.)
Seems all planes are in my hangar, my upgrades continue*. (30/30) THEY'RE BACK!!!
((These entities are equipped with Phase Fields, allowing them to attack interiors of buildings as well as exteriors.))
Info on new summon below!
Now we're getting into the more horrifying guns.
Shadow Fighters Mk. III HP: 15,000/15,000 Amount: 10/10 Passives:
-Evasive: 50% chance not to get hit by attacks.
-Rapid Fire: 25% chance to hit a target that could have dodged, for less damage.
-Aerial Aces: +10% Dodge Chance, Accuracy, and Damage against airborne foes.
Actives:
-Bullet Types (can be switched at a moment's notice)
=Armor Piercing (AP): Designed to penetrate tough armor (duh). Can over- or under-penetrate for minimum damage depending on armor thickness. High damage on successful penetration. No chance to ignite foes.
=High-Explosive (HE): Ignores armor, medium damage, may ignite foes.
=Incendiary (IN): Ignores armor, low damage, high chance to ignite foes.
-Strafing Run: 3-round cooldown, starts fully charged. Fires at a group of foes to wipe out half of them, by firing shells along the ground. Guns overheat afterwards, and must refrain from attacking for 1 turn.
Black Bombers Mk. II HP: 30,000 Amount: 5/5 Passives:
-Heavily Armored: 50% of damage done by bullets/other ranged sources is negated. 25% for melee weapons. 10% for elemental/magic weapons. 0% for explosives.
-Rapid Fire: 40% chance to hit a target that could have dodged, for less damage.
-Ground Ravagers: +5% armor against all grounded targets.
-Building Destroyers: +15% armor against all attacks from buildings. +10% attack against buildings.
Actives:
-Bullet Types (can be switched at a moment's notice)
=High-Explosive (HE): Ignores Armor, medium damage, may ignite foes.
=Incendiary (IN): Ignores armor, low damage, high chance of igniting foes.
-Bombing Run II: 5-turn charge, starts with this fully charged. Drops numerous bombs on the grounded enemy forces, dealing very high damage to the enemies unfortunate enough to get caught in the blasts.
-Missile Barrage II: 4-turn charge, starts with this fully charged. Fires missiles at any target for high damage.
-Strafing Run: 3-round cooldown, starts fully charged. Fires at a group of foes to wipe out half of them, by firing shells along the ground. Guns overheat afterwards, and must refrain from attacking for 1 turn.
General
-Parts: Can suffer engine failures (+30% chance to catch fire, -10% evade/-5% armor), wing damage (-10% evade/-5% armor), fuselage damage (-10% evade/-5% armor), and tail damage (-10% evade/-5% armor). Aim at these for easier takedowns.
-Repairs: Any plane can, when destroyed, return to the hangar for repairs. They will return in 5 turns, one at a time, at half-health.
-Airborne: Self-explanitory.
-Split: Can branch out in order to attack more enemies, up to the number of planes there are. Their attack power severely drops when attacking like this.
Yes, they are complex. Hopefully not OP though; I've had multiple charges placed on these things already.
ORDERS: All Black Bombers use Bombing Run on The Creator! All Shadow Fighters open fire on the Creator with AP bullets!
Actions...
Orb of Merging (15/30)
I will eat your divine power for breakfast. Let's dance.
I rush The Creator with Ved Vozahnil in hand, jumping and going into bullet-time with The Physics Breaker. Quickly, I try to shred as much armor off the frontside of The Creator as possible, showing no mercy.
After I landed, I immediately jumped back up again (and doing a marvellous flip), now in normal time, about to the roof of the surprisingly massive room, and falling blade-first into the cannon. I commence jamming the blade into the Creator as much as possible.
But even that wasn't enough; I continue my assault by punching it with the force of an atomic bomb with Nocte Consumens, while simultaneously trying to rip its entire arsenal to shreds via the same weapon. I yank off the arm cannon that was attached to the war machine, and lifted it above my head, thus subsequently allowing me to throw it to the ground with great, dark power.
All in time with the music. It was glorious.
By the end of it, I was DANCING ON THE CEILING (aah, gravity flipping), while simultaneously firing the Fourth Dimension at The Creator non-stop, without any recoil knockback. Freaking glorious.
RP Stuff and Responses...
N/A
Items... Decided to add in my old alchemies too. I will always keep spares.
PA = Piono Alchemy
These weapons allow me to select what I want them to be whenever I want.
Ved Vozahnil (Black Nothingness) (Lv. 25): The weapon of ultimate support. Contains an artifact so powerful that it was sealed away for eons. Provides the user with enough dark/void power to distort his/her reality with their visions, transforming them into powerful dark, voided forms of their desirable identities. The relic residing inside can be ejected to allow transformation even when the actual weapon is disabled. Only a select few can wield this blade and relic without going crazy, but those who are able may become indescribably powerful. Currently holds:
Weapon Forms:
-Cutlass
Elements:
-Darkness
-Void
-Oblivion
Special:
-Dark Star: Allows transformations to be done at any time. Powerful ones.
-Transformations available for Obliterator Form:
-Wolf
-Dragon
-Hawk
-Shark (& variants)
-Darkone
-Snake
-Owl
SOON TO BE AVAILABLE:
Leinro Fiit (Universe's Bite) (Lv. 25): combines the aspects of its components, with an extra twist; it can balance anyone and anything's stats to the user's liking (RP only), and allows other ridiculous things to occur, making it the #1 defensive option. Will have:
Special:
-Rebalance: A majorly toned-down version of the OP/UP scale, pretty much. Can (de)buff yourself/allies/enemies at will.
Suldaan (Doomsday) (Lv. 25): combines the effects of all of the components, allowing for full control over its elements and can take the form of its components' weapons. Hits with the force of the centre of ten supernovas, and boosts the wielder to extreme levels of power. Also meteors. The go-to weapon for offence. Will have:
Elements:
-Ice (x2)
-Fire
-Darkness
-Water
-Nature/Plant
-Death
-Distortion
-Weather
-Time of Day
-Draconic
Special:
-Armageddon: Meteors will pelt the area around the wielder near continuously, of various sizes, of various elements listed in the weapon's element directory. Some will be the size of basketballs or smaller, but some can be as large as the moon. They pelt the area and hurt enemies.
Yeah, I'm basically just fusing alchemies together to form powerful blades, each with a unique purpose, while simultaneously keeping my old alchemies.
ALL alchemies:
Ved Vozahnil (Black Nothingness) (Lv. 25)
The Fourth Dimension (Lv. 20) Delta Mechaniza VIII (Lv. 18) Physics Breaker (Lv. 16)
The Artiquator (Lv. 14)
Foresight (Lv. Forgot (10?))
Ocean Ravager (Lv. 10)
Spaceleaf Greatsword (Lv. 10)
Balance (Lv. 10)
Shadowstalker (Lv. 10)
Maleficis Est (Lv. 10 PA) Denito Surrexit (Lv. 10 PA)
Aquilonem Mors (Lv. 10 PA)
Vita Australi (Lv. 10 PA) Arctoae (Lv. 10 PA)
Nocte Consumens (Lv. 10 PA) Ring of the Dragoon (Lv. 10)
Nightmare Cutlass (Lv. 7)
The Water Chopper (Lv. 5)
Armor: The Terrifying Truth
Headwear: Helm of Demise
((Ya know, I just realized something; much of my arsenal is mostly for RP. I hardly use them outside RPing anymore... guess it's from the very little damage I've been getting out of attacks that had a metric gorillaton of effort put into them))
Support...
I help...
(+1) GoldenReady
(+1) Cyan
(+1) TFT
-=Charges 300 (39/300)
Szalinthia, Bringer of Light (42/60)+3 from Jon
-=Summons
None.
-=Actions
'NomNomNom' go the Sludge Crawlers on the Banshee!
Aetherderon just steps on the remaining Skeletal Knights.
I pick up a Blue Crystal with Everfree, and throw it at super sonic speeds into the Red Crystals!
-=Alchemies
Edge of the Shifting World && Head of a Dead God && Aetherian Technology == Dust (17/26 - Lvl. 25) $Soul of Intellect$ && Outer Computational Device (OCD) && Bag of Holding == Bag of Possibilities (8/14 -- Lvl. 13) -- Oops, got charge times wrong. $Eternal Soul of the Storm$ && Voidmetal Chassis && Blackguard && Voidmetal Broadsword == Artificial Guardian (0/29 -- Lvl. 28) An 'Alchemical Entity', if you will. -- ON HOLD BECAUSE SOULS
--Aetherderon, God of the Worlds
Aetherderon will preferably attack PG when able. Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one. Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity. Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it. Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail. Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 4 rounds at half his max health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it up close, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.
Lvl. 25 - Everfree; Staff that spatially manipulates anything I really want. Prevents time from being altered around it.
Lvl. 25 - Blackguard; Elemental attacks do no damage - Is also a quantum shield.
Lvl. 05 - Dungeon Rock; Totally epic heavy metal guitar that does really nothing but be awesome!
Lvl. 17 - The Fallen; Plasma pistol given to all AGs and Ns, curtesy of me.
Lvl. 25 - Unlimatum; Ultimatum's big brother.
Lvl. 05 - Whispering Shroud; Totally awesome coat that mimics the ocean! Hard rain and everything!
Lvl. 25 - Eternity's Tremor; Godly spatial hammer of epic epicness.
Lvl. 10 - Genesis; Everfree's younger brother. Much younger. Like, 70+ pages younger.
Lvl. 10 - Terra Firma; Piono's earth hammer.
Lvl. 10 - Warden; a worse Blackguard.
Lvl. 06 - Bag of Holding; Self explanatory.
Lvl. 10 - Darkstone Scryer; Does something...
Lvl. 15 - Aftershock; A pair of swanky earthen knucklebusters from Toast! Dare ye challenge me to fisticuffs?
Other stuff I can't remember because it was 60+ pages ago.
(Black Keyboard || Paper Boats && Old Friends && Stained Glass && Water Wall && The Spine && Forecast && Vanishing Point && We All Become && Circles && Traces && Apex Beat && Coasting && Cut Apart && Sandbox && Interlace && Signals && Blank Canvas && Gateless && Dormant && Tangent && Gold Leaf && Impossible && Heightmap && Megalovania && Spider Dance && Spear of Justice && Dummy && Death by Glamour && Metal Crusher && Song That Might Play When You Fight sans && A Proper Story && Get Used to It && In Case of Trouble && Build that Wall && Mine, Windbag, Mine && Mother, I'm Here && Setting Sail Coming Home && Eternity && Knight EP && Closer EP && Space Cadet LP) && Auto-Mix && Sheet Lyrics && Liquid Inspiration && Playlist Compiler && Device For Extending the Length of Tracks = OST (Level 25 26/26) (+1 from DarkSide) DONE! The keyboard containing every Original Sound Track ever created.
Reinforced Mirror && (Aegis of Zeonia || End Time && (Albiit && Denito Surrexit)) && Aldor Decree &&
Caeldonian Bulwark = Mirror Light (Level ?? 1/??)
(Greatsword || Essence of SPAAAACE! + Moonsteel) + Mechanical Spare Parts o>O Enlarger = Pseudo-Spacesword (Level 19 - 12/20) This sword can change shape, and looks cool as hell while doing it. Also one of my most ill-defined alchemies.
Tahm Kench (the River King) [AG BOSS] I may still refer to it as TK.
250'000 max hp Passive:
An Aquired Taste: Whenever Tahm Kench deals damage to an entity, add an An Aquired Taste counter. At 3 counters (maximum), Tahm Kench heals for 25'000, deals 25'000 bonus damage (on enemies) and resets the counters on that entity to 0.
Thick Skin (Passive): Damage taken becomes Thick Skin health instead. If Tahm Kench does not take damage for one turn, this health will be consumed and Tahm Kench will heal for 55% of the Thick Skin health.
Active:
Bargain: Heal an entity for 15'000 and put 2 An Acquired Taste counters on it. Can be cast in conjunction with other attacks.
Tongue Lash: Deal 10'000 damage to an entity and give it a 60% chance to miss it's next attack.
Devour (Ally): Eat an allied entity. It will remain in TK's stomach for one turn making it immune to damage but unable to attack. TK gains 40% chance to dodge attacks during this time. Afterwards, he will spit out the entity and heal himself and that entity for 20'000hp.
Shares a cooldown with Devour (Enemy). Cooldown: 3
Devour (Enemy): Eat an entity. It will remain in TK's stomach for one turn. Afterwards, he will spit out the target and deal damage to it and nearby targets. The target will not take damage in TK's stomach, but will take 60'000 afterwards, up to 2 other targets taking minor damage. TK and the entity cannot attack for one turn after ACTIVATING it. Requires at least one stack of An Aquired Taste. Applies An Aquired Taste to all targets hit. Cannot be used on Bosses
Shares cooldown with Devour (Ally). Cooldown: 3
Thick Skin (Active): If Tahm Kench activates this ability, all Thick Skin health becomes a shield to absorb damage for one turn. Thick Skin is then reduced to 0 and Thick Skin is disabled for one turn after expiry.
Abyssal Voyage: Pick an allied entity. Tahm Kench and target entity are immune to damage for one turn. Cooldown: 5
Spoil of War:
Two-Coat's Waistcoats - Give an entity Thick Skin until it dies or this is unequipped. The passive portion is reduced to 20% healing. Cooldown: 3 after entity dies or Waistcoat is unequipped.
Souls
New soul! Soul of Logic! Also, making a rule that souls cannot be healed by any means.
Vivid Soul of the Fourth (Fireworks): Level 2 - 38'000/38'000
Immortal Soul of the Muse (Sound/Music): Level 5 - 60'000/75'000hp
Soul of Logic: Level 1 - 20'000/20'000hp
Current Soul Level Count: 8 (max. 8)
Actions!
Aayla uses the new OST to play Ethereal (League of Legends, DJ Sona) starting at 1:20.
Inventory (ooh teal)
Souls now have 15-20x their level as hp (based on level)
Level 1 - 20'000hp - Small effect on alchemies
Level 2 - 38'000hp - Low effect on alchemies
Level 3 - 52'000hp - Moderate effect on alchemies, may be difficult to hit
Level 4 - 66'000hp - High effect on alchemies, may have a negative effect on the killer's next action or be difficult to hit.
Level 5 - 75'000hp - Massive effect on alchemies, will have a negative effect on the killer's next action or be difficult to hit.
Souls will still spawn during my first post each round, but now I will be using a RNG to determine what level Soul will spawn. There can only be up to 8 soul levels *alive* at any given moment. E.g. 8 Level 1 Souls, 2 Level 4 Souls etc. So, if a level 5 soul currently exists, I will only be determining which one spawns out of level 3, 2 and 1. Soul Alchemies can go past level 25, but only 3 past the cap.
Only one of your charging alchemies can be a soul alchemy. Charge time is back to 1-to-1 with the level.
Each soul has a special effect or element associated with it. Use $$ and purple text to show you are adding a captured soul to the alchemy.
I will still get an uncharged copy of each soul killed, but I will need to have an additional charge equal to the soul's level to use them. People that assist in the kill of a soul will not recieve it, nor can souls be copied.
Anarc Cook (Spoil of War - Deal damage to 3 random entities of an allignment.) 3/3
Scythe of (Eardrum) Death - (Spoil of War - Deal very high damage to an entity.) 4/4 Physics Inducer (Level 18 - Relic) (Purely Defensive)(Reality/Physics)
Resonance (Level 25) (Air/Sound samurai type sword)
End Time (Level 25) (Oblivion/Void/Time armguard. It has an eye on the palm)
OST (Level 25) (Music)
Aftershock (Level 15) (Force/Earth knucklebusters)
Anima (Level 20) (Spirit shirt)
Sunstone (Level 5) (Light/Mind artefact)
Divine Godblade (Level 20) (Divine)
Underworld Jadeblade (Level 15) (Dark/Spirit)
The Fallen (Level 17) (It's a gun?)
Albiit (Level 10) (Void)
Pages (collectively Tome) of Reality (Level 10) (Reality)
Spyglass of Space (Level 10) (Space)
Spiritblade (Level 7) (Spirits)
Magickal Flute (Level 5) (Music)
Denito Surrexit (Level 10) (Time)
Hand of the Archlich (Level 25) (Ice/Death) Current Souls: 28
Current Abilities: Soul Collection, Blizzard, Life Drain, Ice Barrier, Lich Slap.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE KILLABLE ENTITIES
Here are the abilities for Hand of the Archlich, which are gradually gained while entities die. Every time an entity dies, it grants one Soul. For smaller entities, the gain is decreased to 0.5 souls per attack that kills many of them (e.g. worker or the late Mechafish) and 2 Souls are gained on boss kill. Pseudo-deaths such as Aetherderon's Dead Yet Dreaming do not provide souls. Non-living entities still provide a soul for the sake of convenience.
Soul bonuses cannot be gained when a previous ritual has not been performed, however souls can be. This staff is meant to be weak for a level 25 (still fairly powerful), but can scale up massively over time.
Abilities require rituals to gain, which can take 1-5 charges, the amount will tell you about how powerful it will be (generally). Rituals cannot be charged with support, but do not count as a charge for the 3-charge cap.
Abilities are permanent, but activated ones have a cooldown.
Soul Transfer ((R: x) means it requires a ritual to complete)
0 Souls: Soul Collection (R: 3) - Souls will now be able to be absorbed into the Hand of the Archlich, giving it new abilities.
3 Souls: Life Drain (R: 1) - Entities that die will heal a random owned (meaning I control it) entity equal to 5% of that entities' maximum health.
5 Souls: Blizzard (R: 3) - Create a blizzard for 2 turns, damaging ALL non-water/ice/flying/godmodder entities, and reducing hit chance to 40% (60% reduction) Cooldown: 5 turns
15 Souls: Ice Barrier (R: 3) - The Hand of the Archlich can create a barrier around a single target to reduce damage massively (65%) for two turns. The effect significantly lowers on the second turn (20%). Cooldown: 5
20 Souls: Lich Slap (R:2) - Do very high damage to an entity. Cooldown: 4
30 Souls: Master of Hell (R:4) - Hand of the Archlich now has the ability to manipulate infernal fire and summon skeletons.
40 Souls: Extended Life (R:1) Inflict Lich's Bargain on an entity. Lich's Bargain: Once target entity reaches 1hp, the entity is immune to death, debuffs, damage, healing and buffs for two turns. The entity can charge attacks, but if they only heal or kill itself, the charge will fail. After this ends, destroy it. Cooldown: 1 after expiry.
65 Souls: From the End of Time (R:5) Resummon an past entity for one turn. It cannot be targetted by attacks during this time. Cooldown: 3
May as well.
Uncharged:
Lucid Soul of the Pyromancer: Level 3
Eternal Soul of the Storm: Level 4
7/100 Apparel Assemble! 6/50 RATATOSKR. (+2 from TFT) All the charges will flood into here right now. I need this done relatively quickly.
+2 TO CYANOGYNIST (25/25). Well that's done. +1 [insert_generic_username]
The Antagonist && The Hide of Terramorphous && Whiskey Tango Foxtrot && Flames of the Firehawk && The Black Hole && The Cradle && The Shooting Star && Big Boom Blaster && Pun-Chee && The Rose = The Unconquered (Level 25: 3/26)
Empowered Merchandise of Pikachu: this thing reeks with so much Pikachu love it's almost sickening for me to look at...Though I'm betting any Otaku who likes Pokemon would be all over this, and there are a lot of Pokemon fans. In any case, just opening this up should stun people with how much STUFF is in here. A sufficiently-obsessed Otaku would fall into a trance just by looking at it.
NEW: Shard of Unity (Level 15) [+/-] Capricorn Symbol (T/T) + Illustration of a Spiral Nemesis (T/T) + Paradox Majjyks (T/T) + Yin-Yang Bomb (Power) + Miniature Red and Green Suns (Power) + Reality Majjyks (Power) + Creation Node: Energy (Power) + Mark of the Four (T/T) + Twilight Majjyks (T/T) + Creation Majjyks (T/T) = Unite's Scarf (Level 21: 1/22)
Explamation: Honestly, the list came with the Alchemiter ingredient instructions for Project Eclipse, so I don't get half of them, but I get the sense this is Paradox-themed. But half of it doesn't make sense. The Mark of the four is a quartet of universes which are unrelated save for their proximity; their mark is kind of just a diamond with a spiral in the center. The Capricorn Symbol just kind of seems thrown-in for some reason. The Red And Green Mini-suns provide power but that's still an odd choice. And what's with those other Majjyks? You know, I kind of don't even get how this guy predicted the Relic system to begin with, but I'm NOT going to question any of it right now. He's some prophetic guy who did stuff. And that leads to another question, who's Unite? Tazz has referred to her a few times now but I don't know who she is at all...
DIAMOND RING || (MUSE OF HOPE'S GOD-TIER ROBES && CLIPPED AND PRESERVED ANGELS WINGS && A POSTER OF THE CAT HANGING FROM A BRANCH WITH THE 'HANG IN THERE' THING ON IT) = THE UNDYING LIGHT (LEVEL 15: 6/16)
ALCHEMY INVENTORY:
THE HERO'S BLADE (10); "BESSY" (BOOM EVERYWHERE SHOT) (9); NAVITAS NOX (10); ARCUM AEREUM (10); THE FOURTH DIMENSION (20); STARDUST CORRUPTOR CANNON (9); THE LORD MICHAEL'S HAT (50); NULLA STELLA (10); CELESTIAL DESTRUCTION (20); DENITO SURREXIT (10); NOCTE CONSUMENS (10); RIDICULOUSLY SPARKLY ANIME GIRL ANIMATRONIC EYES (0); UNOBTANIUM CANNON (10); VITA AUSTRALI (10); AQUILONEM MORS (10); BASE (25); SHARD OF UNITY (15); TRAHO (10); THE GOLDEN CROWN (20); HEMMORHAGE (10); OFF-CELL (15); TEMERE REM (10); Empowered Merchandise of Pikachu (17);
SPOIL INVENTORY:
---MEDUSA HEAD [||||] (NOTE: DARK YELLOW = CHARGE) (ABILITY: FIRE LASERS AT ENEMY, INFLICTING DAMAGE AND PETRIFY FOR 2 TURNS)
---CORAL RIFF GUITAR [||||] (NOTE: MAROON = CHARGE) (ABILITY: SUMMON 4 TENTACLES, EACH WITH 25,000 HP, TO ATTACK/MEATSHIELD ENTITIES).
ALCHEMY INVENTORY:
Damaged Infernal Torment (20); Levis Ignis (10); Nocte Consumens (10); Navitas Nox (10); Abiit (10); Traho (10); Victor Ignis (25); Hemmorhage (10); The Fade (15); Duri Iudicis (10); Magic Lord (25);
SHIP PARTS INVENTORY:
Outer Hull (10);
SPOIL INVENTORY:
---Crystalized Ki [|||||] (Note: Yellow = Charge) (Ability: Does damage. Drains HP of Allied/controlled Entities to improve damage, proportional to HP drained. Can drain no HP.)
---Akron's Core [|||||][|||||][||] (Note: White = Charge) (Note: charge is split to designate what abilities are available and if overflow is an issue) (Ability: Use one of Akron's basic attacks for 5 charges, or expend all to use his Ultimate)
Standard Attacks: Firestorm (High Power, 3-target, chance to burn; Fire/Explosive immunity), Blizzard (Moderate power, 3-target chance to freeze; Water/Ice Immunity), Thunderstorm (Moderate power, 3-target chance to stun; Electric/Wind immunity), CONSUME (Really high power, 1-target, chance to Terror (Really nasty DoT + Berserk + Confusion mix), Light/Dark immunity), Tremor (really low power, hits everything not flying, chance to Stagger (sets up Crit damage on target for one attack), Earth/Poison immunity.), Doomblade (Very high attack power, 3 targets), Barrage (Moderate Damage, all entities, 90% accuracy).)
Ultimates: Obliterate (Extremely high damage on one target (the power of 7 consumes). Can't be used on Bosses, only targets one component); Singularity (3-5 (rng) Targets of choice get nailed with CONSUME).
THE ECLIPSE IS A FABLED SUPERWEAPON CODED WITHIN THE ALCHEMITER. TO CLARIFY WHAT THAT EVEN MEANS: ALMOST EVERYTHING WITHIN THE ALCHEMITER'S DATABASE IS NOT UNIQUE. EVEN THE FIRST 'CREATOR' OF THESE ARTIFACTS ARE TYPICALLY COPYING FROM A RARE ARTIFACT NESTLED INTO SOME CRACK OF EXISTENCE-AND FOR THAT MATTER, THE ALCHEMITER IS USUALLY NOT EVEN CAPABLE OF RENDING THEM AT FULL POWER. IN GENERAL, MAGICAL ABILITIES ARE USUALLY VERY HARD TO IMPLEMENT PROPERLY. PIONO'S ELEMENTAL ALCHEMIES ARE THE BEST EXAMPLE; THEY ARE TECHNICALLY EXTREMELY POWERFUL, BUT THEY ARE ALSO TECHNICALLY CHEAP KNOCKOFFS OF THE REAL DEALS, QUITE LITERALLY A TENTH OF THE ORIGINAL'S POWER (AND EVEN THEN, LET IT BE SAID THE REAL DEALS ARE SO POWERFUL BECAUSE THEY WERE MORE MADE AS TESTAMENT TO VARIOUS ENCHANTING/IMBUEMENT/BLACKSMITHING TECHNIQUES THAN ANYTHING REMOTELY PRACTICAL; MOST OF THE WEAPONS WOULD INCINERATE US TO EVEN LOOK AT FUNNY. THAT THE ELEMENTAL ALCHEMIES ARE LEVEL 10 IS FOR THE BEST IN OUR CASE).
THE ECLIPSE, HOWEVER, IS NOT ONE OF THEM, AS FAR AS ANYONE KNOWS. THE ECLIPSE IS ONE OF VERY FEW ITEMS IN THE ALCHEMITER THAT WERE DELIBERATELY SET IN THERE AND PRE-CODED WITH ITS PROPERTIES. CODING POWERS CAN EQUATE TO OUTRIGHT REALITY BENDING IF USED CORRECTLY, AND THEY WERE USED CORRECTLY, SO BASICALLY THERE'S A HARD-TO-GET SUPERWEAPON THAT CAN ONLY BE ALCHEMIZED. FORTUNATELY, DIGGING INTO THE CODE ENOUGH REVEALED HOW TO ALCHEMIZE IT IN SOME POETIC FASHION. IT ALSO INCLUDED VARIOUS DETAILS;
---THE LEGENDARY WEAPON IS NAMED AFTER THE ECLIPSE, A FABELED EVENT WHERE THE GREATEST DEMON FROM THE CORE OF HELL BREAKS FREE OF ITS PRISON, AND RISES UP TO DESTROY EXISTENCE, KILL THE SUN, AND LET THE MOON DESTROY THE EARTH. MOSTLY RELIGIOUS IN MOST CONTEXTS, THOUGH THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED ONCE. EXCEPT THE MOON DESTROYING THE EARTH BIT, THAT PART GOT AVERTED. IT MAY BE IT APPLIED TO THAT UNIVERSE AND THE OTHERS PICKED UP ON IT BECAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE A PRETTY GOOD WAY TO END THE WORLD.
---THE ECLIPSE'S SUPPOSED ORIGIN IS APPARENTLY BASED AROUND EIGHT ENTITIES OF PARTICULAR NOTE TO HOW THE MULTIVERSE AND 'THE BEFORE' AND 'THE AFTER' GOT TO BE EXACTLY WHERE THEY ARE. OR SOME OF THEM AT LEAST. WHAT 'THE BEFORE' AND 'THE AFTER' ARE IS COMPLETELY UNKNOWN; WHOEVER MADE THIS MACHINE WAS PROBABLY LOSING HIS MIND AT THE TIME HE CODED IT, AS I'VE ONLY HEARD OF THE CHU AND THE 'MOON LORD'. THE CHU ARE COMPLETELY EXTINCT AND PRETTY MUCH BLEW UP THEIR OWN CIVILIZATION ON PURPOSE TO PREVENT THE RUINS FROM BEING LOOTED, AND I'M FAIRLY SURE THE MOON LORD ISN'T ALL THAT BIG IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, THOUGH HE IS RATHER IMPOSING, SO THAT HAS TO BE REFERRING TO SOMEONE ELSE. AT BEST, THESE PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY ANCIENT AND AS LONG-DEAD AS THE CHU, AS A WHOOPING ZERO OF THESE FIGURES STAND OUT.
---THE LEGENDARY WEAPON IS AN ARM CANNON, WHICH SEEMS TO BE THE NEWEST FAD FOR WATER HORSE OVER AT THE ARENA. THIS WAS TECHNICALLY A REQUEST MADE BY HIM, BECAUSE TAZZ WAS IN DIRE NEED OF AN UPGRADE TO HIS ARSENAL AND HE'S BUSY MEDDLING WITH AN UPDATE TERMINAL, WATCHING THINGS OF "FUTURE'S PAST" AS HE PUT IT. I'D SNARK THAT APPARENTLY BEING A FIRST GUARDIAN GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BOSS PEOPLE AROUND, BUT IN ALL HONESTY I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY TIME EITHER, AND IF THIS GUY WANTED THIS TO KEEP ABSOLUTELY SECRET HE WOULDN'T HAVE HID THIS SECRET SO SHALLOWLY. IT ONLY TOOK A FEW MINUTES OF DIGGING FOR IT.
---I digged up the rest of the names for the weapons while I was coming back to get an idea of what I was dealing with...Each one seems to come from this Norse Mythology, if I read this right. Ratatoskr; Jörmungandr; Fenrir; Veðrfölnir; Týr; Freyja; Forseti; and Hel. I can't actually USE any of them either; they all provoke some kind of transformation upon being held...It's temporary, apparently, but that the thing just doesn't like it...Then again, this thing also insists he who crafts it cannot himself/herself/itself/-insert 18 billion different gender terms-self wield the Eclipse either. I wonder if the Eclipse is just a codename for the actual weapon at this stage...Probably Ragnarök if this keeps up, but who knows what it's actually named at this point? And if Eclipse isn't the name, what's the code all about and why is it hidden?
---Oh, yeah. Mentioned this but didn't put it down: Apparently transforming into a different form prevents you from wielding Eclipse. DarkSide's already out of the running, it seems, but that's like saying he ever was in it. It might be that Tazz can't even wield it due to all of what he went through beforehand...Though it says there are exceptions, but it's really foggy on that much. I got 'Binds' and 'Truth' out of it, which isn't terribly descriptive of what those exceptions are. Granted, now I know who's gonna be my little guiena pig...hehehe, this arrangement is starting to FINALLY pay off in my favor for real. I get to embarrass Not-Elf and see how all these powers work...Just have to stand really far back. And have a silencing field ready.
SO, AS THE NAME OF THIS PROJECT IS 'ECLIPSE,' GUESS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. THE REQUIRED ITEMS ARE GROUPED INTO EIGHT GROUPS OF FOUR, EACH GROUP REPRESENTING A FIGURE IN THE ANALS OF THE HISTORY OF EXISTENCE THAT ARE -apparently- INTERGAL TO THE CREATION OF THE ECLIPSE. THE LEVELS ARE MOSTLY IRRELEVANT. (P) IS AN ELEMENTAL ALCHEMY THAT SHOULD COME INTO THE BID ROTATION THAT IS REQUIRED. (M) MEANS IT IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING MADE. (A) MEANS IT IS AN ARTIFACT. (AO) MEANS THE BASE OF THE ARTIFACT HAS BEEN OBTAINED, BUT NOT THE FULL FORM. (O) MEANS IT IS OBTAINED IN FULL. IF IT HAS NOTHING NEXT TO IT, IT MEANS IT IS A REGULAR ALCHEMY AND MUST BE CREATED.
EACH SET'S ALCHEMIES WILL BE COMBINED INTO ONE AT THE END. THIS MAY REQUIRE CHARGING BEYOND MERE ALCHEMY IF THE LEVELS GO TOO HIGH.
BASE (O) SET ONE, THAT OF THE CHU: Empowered Merchandice of Pikachu (O), ARCUM AEREUM (O), THE GOLDEN CROWN (O), UNOBTANIUM CANNON (O). Ratatoskr: In-Progress. SET TWO, THAT OF THE BLOOD PHOENIX: VITA AUSTRALI (O), HEMORRHAGE (O), SHARD OF UNITY (AO/M), THE UNDYING LIGHT(M). Jörmungandr: Pending. SET THREE, THAT OF THE SHADOWPLAYER: NOCTE CONSUMENS (O), OFF CELL (AO), EYE OF NOTHING, CIPHER'S CALL. Fenrir: Pending. SET FOUR, THAT OF THE MOON LORD: CELESTIAL DESTRUCTION (O), ELDRITCH MOON CANNON, COSMIC MANTLE, GALACTIC GLOVE. Veðrfölnir: Pending. SET FIVE, THAT OF THE UNDYING TITAN: NAVITAS NOX (O), KYNE CELL (A), TRAHO (O), EX MACHINA. Týr: Pending SET SIX, THAT OF THE MEADOW'S SOUL: THE BOUQUET'S THORNS, SPARK OF LIFE (A), PLANTERA BULB (A), PETALIUM GAUNTLET. Freyja: Pending. SET SEVEN, THAT OF THE TIMEKEEPER: PIXEL KATANA (A), DENITO SURREXIT (O), THE FOURTH DIMENSION (O), THE COMPLETE EJECTION. Forseti: Pending. SET EIGHT, THAT OF THE DEATHLY RHYTHM: THE AXE, THE GRAYSCALE, CHARON'S HAND, NOTE (A). Hel: Pending.
ONCE ALL EIGHT SETS ARE COMPLETE, THEN THE FINAL STAGE-COMBINING ALL NINE ALCHEMIES INTO THE ECLIPSE-CAN BEGIN. THAT WILL REQUIRE A LARGE CHARGE, BUT UNTIL THEN I WOULD HOPE ALL EIGHT SETS PRODUCE ALCHEMIES THAT ARE AT LEVEL 25, IF NOT SLIGHTLY LOWER/HIGHER.
I need a way off of this planet YESTERDAY. Fortunately, with this Alchemiter thingy, I can do that and more. Most of these are technically knockoffs of powerful items, especially when it comes to imbuing things with elemental powers. BUT, as long as I don't use imbuement too much, this ship is basically guaranteed to be top of its class-and I'll need it to get out and get going. So many monsters in the Void right now, but they're much better than if I stick around...
GENERAL SCHEMATIC: The Preston's Soul (Commander-class, Rank SSS; top of the line.)
OUTER HULL (Luminite/Thaumium at least; Voidmetal/Divinium/Draconite/Glitchplate preferred. Anomaly-proofing required.) (DONE!)
INNER HULL (Voidmetal at least; Divinium/Draconite/Mythosite/Blackguard preferred, Anomaly-proofing required.) (In Progress!)
ENERGY SHIELDING X 2 (Doubleshielding is a royal pain to work with but SOOOOOOOO worth it it's not even funny. Independent Recharges are required; inner shield should be meant for pure defensive measure, while outer shield is meant to discourage attackers. Adaptive Shields are preferred as well for inner coating. I think I'll have to split this into three parts: )
((The Antagonist && The Hide of Terramorphous && Whiskey Tango Foxtrot && Flames of the Firehawk && The Black Hole && The Cradle && The Shooting Star && Big Boom Blaster && Pun-Chee && The Rose = The Unconquered)) (In Progress!)
((The Antagonist && The Neogenator && The Bee && The Impaler && The Sham && (Speed Booster && Fabeled Tortoise) && The Transformer && M0RQ minus the Voice Module && Prismatic Bulwark && The Evolution && (Speed Booster && The Hoplite) && The Sponge && The Blockade && The Omega && The Ironclad = The Undying))
-LIVING QUARTERS (Obvious. Let's not get too fancy with the beds here, but Void Wifi is a must. 36 passengers preferred, but at least 6 minimum. Hammerspacing may be required. There should also be dining and relaxation and such here.)
-STORAGE (Hammerspaced interior preferred, needs to have 2592 Inventory spaces at the very least, or 48 Minecraftian Double-chests. Should additionally have a Freezer with an additional 8 Minecraftian Double-Chests for cold-storage. Hidey holes will be put ELSEWARE.)
-ARMORY/FITNESS (Hammerspaced interior also preferred, needs to have 1296 Inventory spaces at the very least, or 24 Minecraftian Double-Chests. Should also have dojo/gymnasium to keep physical fitness in check.)
-ARTIFACT AREA (because I'm gonna be takin' ALLLL 'DA L00T; needs to have fossil extratctors/cleaners, dusters, and containers all rated for use class-10 Artifacts at least (Think along the lines of Level 50,), Class 25 (think Level 125) preferred.)
-MEDICAL BAY (HEALZ PLZ. I'd prefer magical healing to stuff like Mediguns, but a fully array is required, with magical focus.)
-CRAFTING STATION (Ichorium Multitype Assembly table required, as well as a Forge of Worlds; I already have the tools needed to make them both work, so no worries there! A Wizard's Vitalius and a S-Ranked Cantara Brewery will also be mandatory. A Sacred Heart and Cruel Soul is preferred. Anything better than those is also preferred.)
-GARDEN (strictly for mobile food purposes, as well as possibly resources. 14x14 plot minimum, an upgrade to 21x14 or even 21x21 would be preferred. Slight hammerspacing may be required. Separated plots also preferred. Must be able to grow Minecraftian Oak as well as at least three different crops, at least Two Fruits and one Vegetable.)
-TELEPORTER ROOM (think star-trek's little thing, with more precision. Needs to be able to send in/out at least 8 from/to completely separate locations. Basic telelocking required; moderate telelocking preferred.)
-MAGUS FOCUS (OK, light explanation: A Magus Focus is basically a room where magic can be channeled into and magnified to an appropriate size for ship combat from ONE mage/spellcaster/whatever, meaning a Spell of Repair will suddenly restore a whole fleet, or a simple quick-cast magic missile turns massive enough to obliterate most fighters-in other words, Magus Focuses, in the right hands, make the ship capable of any roll, which is REALLY useful. I require a Kalastite focus of rank 9 (of 15) at least; anything stronger would be appreciated.)
-ANCIENT SOULRING (I think I'll just need to buy/steal this from the right peeps. I believe Auctioneers were involved? Beh. In any case, this is more of a special feature related with the REALLY ancient, old, and super-powerful cool stuff...Or something. I heard it was really valuable.)
PRIMARY ENGINES (At least two, SSS-class Commander, no substitutes. Preferrably, Creation Nodes empowering Movers.)
DOUBLE-BACKUP ENGINES (Third time now: SSS-rank Commander, no substitutes. Here, we're going for Askanta Engines with a Creation Node giving Aska Fuel for the whole thing, in case Creation Node or such are wiped out.)
THRUSTERS (Uh, wow, can't believe I almost forgot to put this in here. In any case, these should be given the standard treatment of Voidproofing, Chrono-Slip, the Pearlgate, and so on. Eight total, flex-pivot, Weponized Exhaust preferred. If you're going that route, go for the Brute's Blend (Death, Chaos, Oblivion, and Electric Blender) or an Enchilda's Wrath. (Space, Light, Creation and Chaos)
COLLECTOR (A device that allows save retrieval of almost everything and safe storage.)
COCKPIT (This was obvious. Double-proofed; the first one should be Full-link, but I want a backup multi-view cockpit with all the tools in case it all goes poor. Reflex switching required; any psionic attackers ought not to make the ship a sitting duck. Auto-Pilot is also a must.)
WEAPONS (note that those numbers are the LEAST I want)
-18 AUTO-TURRETS (Aka pivoting point defense; these turrets shoot down bogeys that get too close, though can be told to target specific enemies and ignore others entirely.) (Nerfing Minienders && Navitas Nox, most likely.)
-4 FRONT-MOUNTED GUNS (Do I need to explain this? the stronger the better. Preferrably strong multi-damage to prevent easy damage prevention. Triple M with slipshield shots should do the trick.)
-ANTI-MISSILE DEFENSES (Smoke and Flares are only one half-the other half is something to discourage getting behind me or firing missiles. Orbitar defenses seem best for this)
-2 SEMI-AUTO TURRETS (these guns are usually automated but can be manned; these should be BIG hitters but flexible enough to be used with regularity.)
-2 STANDARD ANTI-SHIP WEAPONS (Wave Motion Gun, even BIGGER explosions, SOMETHING to reliably take out Supercapitals at least)
-3 MEN OF SILENCE (Men of Silence are high-power silence fields. I mean, take Lex Ordinis and crank the silencing aspect up to 121, then abandon everything else about it. Not even 11, 11 squared. It's that powerful. It can be turned on and off as needed. And yes, I need three. Anti-Mage all the way. One of them are there to make sure that any accidents with the Magus Focus are contained if/when the standard issue silencing field doesn't contain it)
-3 SPELLCARDS (Named after the Touhou Franchise's Smart Bombs, these release a pulse of repulsive energies before unleashing a royal slathering of bullet hell in all directions. Mostly forward, mind, but still pretty much everywhere. Long time to recharge, hence 3 are required. Basically annihilates smaller craft and repulses all projectiles away, making it a flexible offense-defense panic button.)
-1 MADNESS OF DEATHWING (Just think of it as a RIDICULOUSLY powerful bomb. The Standard Deathwing's explosive power is measured in units of Tsar Bomba-for reference, that's 210 Petajoules of blast force. A Madness of Deathwing is one of the best in its class, measuring in approximately 8D1 TBs and one extra Angry TotalBiscuit. Yeah, don't ask. Also, TBs are apparently measured in hexadecimal. Nope, scratch that: that's apparently a Suitcase-Nuke size Deathwing. Also, Tsar bomba unit measurement is base-36 (for reference, base-16 is Hex), so the real blast potential of a Madness is roughly, uh...3,ZJ9,YFS. With six extra Angry TotalBiscuits and an outraged Alsmiffy. Yeah...Pretty big. For reference, that's 89,371,661 TB in decimal, which translates to 18,768,048,810 Petajoules. For more reference: Assuming it's basis to be a Tsar Bomba for its power (it could be merely a Suitcase Nuke we're talking here) a full-on shot from one Navitas Nox rifle is approximately 10500 Petajoules, 'merely' fifty times that of the Tsar Bomba (or if you would, 1D TB). In any case, goodbye Ultracapitals!)
-1 [REDACTED]: Yeah no. I'll be making this bit myself. No spoilers. This is just here to remind myself, for good measure.
ARENA CHALLENGES: I am ALWAYS looking out for new people to dish out the pain to. As such, I'm demanding Arena Challenges. I'll take 3 at a time on-cue. (Alternatively, I dish them out, which is rare).
There are two kinds of opponents you can pick. The first is versus my standard characters. There's a slight difference between each; Roxxanne will use Akron's Core and the Crystalized Ki, will Fredbear will use the Lord Michael's Hat and the Medusa's Head. This is of standard difficulty. Rules and prizes will be discussed. Any special arena events will override challenges, so take note. This can occur in Free-For-Alls, Duels or Tag-Team matches, though I do NOT count them as separate characters for tag-team, so please if in the case of a Tag-Team, let me have an actual player on my side, m'kay?
The second is against Tazz, who is as of right now, Piono (you remember him only losing basically due to an idiot ball moment, right?) on steroids due to a variety of reasons and abilities. The second is only available as a duel as well (I may consider 2-on-1 format if he proves too strong to be beaten). Due to intense difficulty, no penalties (unless you want to do that or something) are required for losing, as the fight is quite purposefully stacked against your favor. Great rewards await you upon victory, however. He WILL have the equipment of all characters barring their spoils of War. I'd prefer to not have gimmicks to not expedite the issues you will have on this type of foe, but by all means go ahead if you feel confident enough (as long as they're balanced for both sides. No easy way out here with cheese gimmicks). Beating him gives you exclusive rewards...And you might find someone else to beat up who's OP as all getout? I don't know. But yeah, for anyone who thinks they are literally the most boss thing in existence, there's this.
For either fight, I'll have a simple mechanic: 2 Alchemies for each player. 2, exactly, and none that break level cap. No spoils either.
ALCHEMIES:
Simple charge trading up for grabs. I'll +1 anyone who's willing to give me +1 on a consistent trade basis. Anyone who makes an Alchemtier Upgrade to increase max created Alchemies to 4 will get +25, over a period of time. Alternative rewards can be discussed upon completion. As it stands, the winner of this bounty is Cyanogynist, who's getting it right now.
Ok, now that I've got this figured out...
*aioeudoiavphioavhuadfhsiuoadfh*
OK, AT LAST MY STANDARD BODY TYPE RETURNS TO ME. HUZZAH. AND ALSO MY BROKEN VOCAL CORDS.
Ugh, that was painful in all the wrong ways...And not in a physical sense either...
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE ME AS THAT OVER-GARISH PIECE OF TRASH FROM BEFORE?
You're asking the wrong girl, I'm the one who gender-bends herself for the heck of it and can change gender pronouns on a dime.
...TAZZ, YOU DISTURB ME SOMETIMES. BUT I'M NOT GOING TO QUESTION YOUR WERID FETISHES.
It's not a fetish-
YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO REASON TO DO THAT, EXCEPT TO 'SUPPOSEDLY' KEEP USERS OF GENDERBENDING FROM UTTERLY CRIPPLING YOU. WHICH ISN'T EVEN ALL THAT LIKELY.
Ugh, I can't convince you of anything, can I?
NOPE. NOW, I'LL BE OFF TO MAKE SURE THE NOT-ELF HASN'T ROYALLY DESTROYED ANTI-GODMODDER HOPES AND DREAMS WHILE I WAS AWAY.
KNOWING HOW MUCH SHE DESPISES ME AT THIS POINT, SHE'S PROBABLY FOUND A COMPLEX WAY TO BASICALLY ANNIHILATE THE ANTI-GODMODDERS AT THIS POINT AND SEVERELY CRIPPLE THEM. SHE'S PROBABLY OFFED DONKEY KONG, AETHERDERON, AND/OR TAHM KENCH, RESSURECTED OR BROUGHT IN AT LEAST ONE NEUTRAL BOSS TO CAUSE HAVOC, AND MAY HAVE DEVOURED AN PROBABLY ATE AN ACTUAL ARCH-SUE WHILE I WAS OUT TO BECOME ONE HERSELF. OR SOMETHING EQUALLY DUMB, BUT CONSIDERABLY LESS EXAGGERATED.
Oh, if I actually did anything I wanted to right now everyone would kill me, and I'm not sure these handy robes would help at that point...Uuuugh, stupid bear and his stupid Morton's Fork! Plus, the Creator/Destroyer are starting to become a liability...I say we kill one of 'em next turn.
Hey, Donkey Kong! I'm basically standing in for that dumb bear-robot thing while he's off respawning, so...Uh, just bash the Banshee more with your Stun, or whoever teh boss is if you can! Oh, and tentacle thingies, you too! Banshee-slapping time!
Meanwhile, I'll just try to axe the Soul of the Muse with the-wow, wait, he actullally dropped this...Magic Lord thingy. LET'S TRY IT. I aim the Magic Lord right at the Immortal Soul of the Muse, and FIRE MAH MAGIC LAZORBEEMER! KAEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWIE!!!
...In all seriousness, though, I just jab the barely-contained magical potency in a stick directly into the Empowered blob of Ether and let rip whatever magical superdeath could await from such a powerful magical apparatus.
The result is a massive freaking explosion far disproportionate to the effort needed to actually just jar this thing while it still was 'alive.' But it also stopped the thing enough for me to jar it, so I snatch this thingy up for later! Hooray, I got some Musically empowered Ether! Zelda pose! Da-na-na-naaaaaaaaaaa!
AND I EXIST IN THIS AREA OF TIMESPACE AGAIN. AND ALSO, EVERYTHING HASN'T GONE HORRIFICALLY TO THE DRAINS, SO I SUPPOSE-
Perverted racist lying prat! I called Mr. Icy on you! You are soooooooooooooo gonna get it now!
LIGHTFORM CHARGE: 1/3
>Mardek: Just what the gorilla is Awesomium anyway?
Awesomium is the most awesome metal in the universe. It has an atomic number of 134 (133.7 rounded up) and it gives the user the power over Rule of Cool. The Unbreakable Katana (and consequently THIS IS INCREDIBLY ZILLY, Ircucvci, and Equinox) is made of this metal.
>Mardek: What did the corruption do to you anyway?
It gave you potent irony majjyks and a tiny bit of hope majjyks. You also have gained natural timestepping and partial immunity to the "Sueren song," as Roxxanne calls it.
>Mardek: Speaking of Roxxanne, continue conversation. Hello. I'm Mardek Cyaria. Nice to meet you. Sorry about calling you a Mary Sue.
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I communicate with the Banshee. With the only language I know suited for her. Specifically, EAS tones, making her head explode from the noise. I then just blast her in the face with my new awesome arm cannon.
The Medic recieves a CM X-1 Furie, as a result of the creation of the Unreal. He uses it to make an acid puddle.
The Assault recieves an RIA Trident. He uses it to obliterate the Skeleton Knights. He then shouts "Oh baby a triple! Oh yeah!"
The Heavy recieves an HIKS M1000, simply because he gives zero gorillas about how much it weighs. He then fills the Destroyer with bullets, then whacks the Banshee into the acid puddle that the Medic made.
All these attacks are boosted with Carpe Diem's motivation majjyks, enhanced by the fact that it is a Shia LaBeouf figurine.
~~Inventory~~ Equinox(Level 25) Hand Of The Vengeful Monkey (Level 25) THIS IS INCREDIBLY ZILLY (Level 25)
Death (On A) Stick (Level 25) Gjallarhorn-o'-Plenty (Level 12)
We Are In The Beam (Level 10)
Vi Forti (Level 10)
Jaractet (Level 18)
Minutemann's Fedora (Level 25)
The Unreal (Level 10)
Carpe Diem (Level 10)
The Fallen (Level 17)
Superosque (Level 10)
~~~Souls~~~
Lucid Soul of the Pyromaniac (Level 3)
~~Boosts~~
+2 to Pionoplayer Redstonetam
+1 to GoldenReady
~~Charges~~
Transistor [AG]: 8/150 Entity charge ninja looted.
[AG BOSS]
300'000 HP
The Spine: Passives(), Functions() and Augments() have no cooldowns. Whenever a Function() is used, summon a BadCell.
Overload: When the Transistor's hp hits 0, restore it to full hp and destroy two random
Functions(), two random Passives() and two random Auguments(). Once the Transistor runs out of Functions(), destroy the Transistor. When revived by Overload, the Spoil of War is not dropped.
Augument(): Whenever the Transistor uses a Function(), modify it's effects with an Augument().
Reboot(): At the start of each turn, gain the effects of a random Passive() and lose the effects from last turn.
Turn(): 8 round charge. Activate all existing Functions() without Auguments().
Passive():
Crash(): Takes 30% reduced damage and is immune to debuffs.
Mask(): The first attack this turn made by the Transistor mini-crits.
Tap(): The Transistor will heal for 15% of damage dealt.
Void(): The Transistor cripples targets hit.
Ping(): 20% chance to dodge attacks. Applied after Jaunt().
Help(): BadCells will not spawn this turn.
Function():
Crash(): Deal high damage to 3 entities. Stun and Crash all entities hit. Enemies that are already crashed will be Broken instead.
Help(): Summon Fetch and Luna, if they are already killed. If any of the characters are alive, heal them to full health.
Jaunt(): For the next 3 turns, gain a 40% chance to avoid attacks.
Bounce(): Deal moderate damage to an entity. Can be cast 4 times in one turn.
Cull(): Deal massive damage to and knock up 2 nearby entities.
Spark(): Deal insanely high damage split equally among 2-5 random entities.
Augument():
Crash(): The attack will do increased damage and Crash entities hit. Enemies that are already Crashed will instead be Broken.
Cull(): Knocks up entities hit, up to 3 entities.
Tap(): Heals for 30% of damage dealt, reduced to 10% for Cull() and Spark().
Flood(): The attack will inflict Flood on the target.
Ping(): Attack will be double cast.
Purge(): The attack will inflict Purge on the target.
Effects:
Crash: Takes 20% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Broken: Cannot dodge attacks. Takes 50% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Flood: Deals 30,000 damage over 2 turns.
Purge: Deals 10,000 damage over 3 turns. If the target is not a boss, deal massive damage at the end of this time.
Crippled: Deals 40% reduced damage. 50% chance for dodge to fail. Lasts for 2 turns.
Summoned Entities:
[AG]
Fetch:
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Crash enemies hit.
Luna:
[AG]
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Flood enemies hit.
BadCell:
[AG]
10,000/10,000 HP
When killed, explode, dealing a small amount of damage to an entity and crashing it for one turn, and deal 30,000 damage to the Transistor. Overkill damage will also be dealt to the Transistor (damage that exceeds the entity's current health).
Spoil of War: Buzzing Transitor Core: This Spoil stores up to 10 charges.
1-4 charges: Use Bounce() on an entity. Charges consumed depend on the number of times Bounce() is used.
5 charges: Deal high damage to an entity and either Crash, Flood, Purge or Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it again will Break the entity.
10 charges: Either use Cull() or Spark(), or deal high damage to an entity and Crash, Flood, Purge AND Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it will Break the entity.
~~Entities~~
Medic [AG]: 45,000/50,000 HP
Abilities: Tissue Repair: For every turn the medic is not damaged, heal him for 7,500 HP.
Medkit: Heal an [AG] entity for 10,000 HP. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Biocleanse Bomb: Pick an entity. Any attack aimed at said entity will be a mini-crit for 2 turns. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Final Farewell: When killed, choose 3 AG entities. They will be healed for 15,000 HP.
Antidote: Throw a grenade that releases a cloud of poison gas for 2 turns at an entity of your choice. That entity and any entity around it will take 12,500 damage per turn. Cooldown of 10 turns.
Assault [AG]: 70,000/75,000 HP
Abilities: Adrenaline: The assault gains mini-crits and 10% dodge chance for 3 turns. Cooldown of 7 turns.
Deadly Force: Pick an [AG] entity. Any attack that entity pulls off will be a minicrit for 2 turns. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Gun Mod Expert: The Assault has a 12.5% chance to ignore dodge chance.
Assault Team: Deal ridiculous damage to one entity, or high damage to 4 entities (because there are four of you in level 1 Assault Team). Cooldown of 10 turns.
Heavy [AG]: 80,000/100,000 HP
Abilities: Hold The Line: For every 1,000 damage that the heavy takes in one turn, he gains a 1% damage output increase.
Concussion: The heavy's attacks have a 5% chance to stun enemies.
Die Another Day: The heavy blocks out 25% of damage for 1 turn. Cooldown of 6 turns.
Orbital Bombardment: Nail an entity with intensely damaging bombs. Cooldown of 10 turns.
~~Alchemies~~ ((Arm Cannon && The Vile Shield) || BLACK Strongbox) && Navitas Nox && Chaos Titan Essence && Eclipse Titan Essence && Death Titan Essence && Draconite Ingot && Rose Quartz && Eldritch Tentacle = Hand of the Vengeful Monkey (Level 25) (26/26) (Done!) (+1 Sirplop) A black arm cannon that fires a red laser of intense, solid grimdark. Can also turn into a laser sword, a red-black Rose Quartz shield and a regular gauntlet. The grimdarkness alchemy, to balance against THIS IS INCREDIBLY ZILLY. Based on the Temple of the Vengeful Monkey from Bloons Monkey City.
Vi Forti && Blue Moon && Sunfury && Dao of Pow && Flower Pow && Flairon && Golem Fist = Nantonium Star (Level 25) (20/26) (+2 Darkside, +5 Tazz) its spiky and its awesome and its a flail end of story
RIA Trident && HIKS M1000 && CM X1 Furie = The Unreal (Level 10) (11/11) (Done!) (+2 TFT, +1 Sirplop) The king of all chemical dakka.
Blackguard Saxophone && Sound Titan Essence && The Big Chill && Awesomium Ingot && Liquid Inspiration && Liquid Dank Memes = Epic Sax (Level 25) (3/26) Doot doot.
Shia LaBeouf figurine ++ Motivation = Carpe Diem (Level 10) (1/1) (Done!) Do it! Just do it!
Spiral Nemesis:115/140 (Seeing this, I guess that it effectively resets the battlefield or something).
Badass Cyborg Honey Badger: 3/40
I throw even hotter coffee (OK. It isn't cofee. In fact, all I know is that it was stolen from an alien race with an unhealthy obsession wth hot drinks, and that it totally doesn't taste like battery acid).
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