HandsomeSquirrel🐿️

Why do people wear shoes with shoelaces outside of athletic events? Well-fitting slip-ons are so much better!

I was watching The Good Place the other day, and I rediscovered an inspiring quote from Jason! (I might be paraphrasing a bit)
"If there's one thing I learned from my time on earth, it's that you can always blow up the same thing twice!"

im sorry you had to find out this way qwq

I’m in a bit of a giggly mood today. A little silly even. Maybe a tad bit of tomfoolery.

I... I've been struggling recently. I did something that I'm not sure I can forgive myself for.

New Phoebe and Her Unicorn book!

When you accidentally write lowercase "c" and "l" too close and it makes a "d", causing a plant in your backyard to turn into the uncapitalized capital of Delaware:

I petted this bunny today!

I also petted a duck, a few goats, a couple chickens, and a sheep!

what the happened in that covo? half of them are lucky I havent banned them yet!

Here's my dog in her skeleton shirt on Halloween:

hello i am joining your blue club because cobalt is blue

please do not resist

Here's a plentiful cornucopia to celebrate the start of November!

May the odds be ever in your favor!

I have a random yet intense urge to throw an entire couch at someone.

Now that it is no longer Halloween, my jack-OwO-lantern has no light. I plan to change the background and my banner soon, but I'm gonna keep the Waldo outfit.

I'M RICH, EVERYONE! I GOT A TON OF MONEY FOR HALLOWEEN!

Some people, not pointing any names, are such a pain to converse with

Slightly personal question time!
What did you have for lunch today?

It happened again, but I didn't fall over this time because I was holding onto the edge of the kitchen counter. It was fun! I need to drink more water. (For context, see the fourth status post I ever made on my profile.)

Was looking for an animal PFP for November in my photos and came across this.

They can climb and they can do it well.

I think I finally went too far