By order of @Ultimate snowman 46 I am Negative Santa.
I won the title 2400 in the thread The Last Post Wins.
By order of @Dynorok Loon-Maker I am PURPLISH GOBLIN LOON.
By order of @Ultimate snowman 46 I am SORCERERER.
By order of this website I am Fly- Arse Star I won the title The 3000th page poster in the thread The Last Post Wins
By order of Ganransu I an THE GEAR MAN OF ALL THE GEARS AND THE KING OF GEARS AND ALSO CLASSIFIER OF GEARS, COGS, AND OTHER ROUND TOOTHY THINGS Layn granted me the title of Determined One
Sphinx of blackeſt quartz, doþ ðou judge my vow riȝtly?