Lady Mima

My favorite part of A Minecraft Movie is when Steve gets betrayed by his identical twin brother and he says "No! You can't do this, you're supposed to be a hero!" and then his brother's eyes start glowing and he says "Oh, I used to be a hero, but now... I'm HEROBRINE!"

I've been playing Terraria for 9 years and it took me until just now to realize the Corruption theme is just a heavily remixed evil version of the Overworld Day theme.
I feel incredibly stupid.

I'm going to therapy for the first time soon.

Sometimes I think about the fact that Meira is the only homophobic Touhou character.

I feel bad for basically every IT worker in existence right now.
(For context, CloudStrike, a large cybersecurity company, released a faulty update which caused tons of computers to blue screen worldwide.)

"Imagine killing your husband so badly that he doesn't even get a wiki page." - My sibling.

Since the final boss of The Binding of Isaac is called The Beast. Clearly, if we ever get a sequel to Isaac, the final boss will be called The Human.

Very important Undertale lore.

Vengeful ghost of Donkey Kong sighting.

I just realized something. My dad might not know that there's a such thing as Deltarune Chapter 2 because he left a few months before it released and I'm not sure if he keeps up with gaming news.

I want to move somewhere else, but unfortunately I'm not in a financial position to do so.

I've appearantly been here for four years now.
I've been here for 4 years.
That's as many as two twos.
And that's terrible.

Fun fact: Undertale stores all of its text in the game in one really big file. Which means there's probably at least one person who looked through every single line of dialogue in the game just to see if there's any unused content.
This also applies to Deltarune, it still uses the exact same method of storing text.

I'm gonna be getting a new phone next week. My current one is doing extremely bad.

A lot of people make media with morals in them, but not many try to make media with immorals in them.
That's why I've decided I'm going to start making Steal Candy From Babies Simulator 2024.

There are a lot of jobs I feel like I would be bad at, but one in particular I would be terrible at is running a brand account on any social media platform. Because I would just forget to post anything and get fired.

If the remake of Kirby's Return to Dreamland is called Kirby's Return to Dreamland Deluxe. Does that mean if we were to get a remake of Kirby Triple Deluxe, it would be called Kirby Triple Deluxe Deluxe?