The cat that scratched me is a yellow tabby manx. He looks like a morbidly obese lard-gargling McDonalds gorging fatass that doesn't even have a tail but instead has a butt stud that wiggles when he gets mad... Did I forget to mention he was a yellow tabby Manx?
So I was told yesterday that a had a test today and to wake up at 7 AM but we got the date wrong. Because of this, I only got 5 hours of sleep due to being nervous and my insomnia. To top it off, My morbidly obese but aggressive cat went into my room so I tried to get him out but he shredded the side of my foot. This was probably the worst 23 minutes of my life.