One Devious Dude
Profile posts Latest activity Postings About
-
Beyblades if they were in the 19th century: "Let thy rip"
You break into someone's home and you can only take something to minorly inconvenience them. What do you take?
I got a cinnamon roll. Today may or may not be a good day.
"Shut up before I do a little trolling"
-Me desperately trying to shut someone up
Last year, some guy was bragging about how he modded several Discord servers, so I asked how much he weighed. He didn't like that one bit.
My cat is sleeping with her eyes open and I'm scared
"I'm on my final stand... almost kills himself trying to do a handstand"
-me
It's Wednesday my dudes.
"You will never be morbin"
Imma just leave this post here as an AMA of mine...
Ya know how stress balls relieve stress? Well, mine just
ing detonated on me.
The cat that scratched me is a yellow tabby manx. He looks like a morbidly obese lard-gargling McDonalds gorging fatass that doesn't even have a tail but instead has a butt stud that wiggles when he gets mad... Did I forget to mention he was a yellow tabby Manx?
So I was told yesterday that a had a test today and to wake up at 7 AM but we got the date wrong. Because of this, I only got 5 hours of sleep due to being nervous and my insomnia. To top it off, My morbidly obese but aggressive cat went into my room so I tried to get him out but he shredded the side of my foot. This was probably the worst 23 minutes of my life.
"If i'm gonna be eating something, it better be hard. Realizes what he just said"
I came up with a semi-decent comeback
"Your face belongs in r/softwaregone."
If that does shut them up, just tell them, "I will make you into fan-fiction."
Impossible
"My name is Eminem and I like to rap an- violentlys himself" -
Loading…
-
Loading…
-
Loading…
