One Devious Dude
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So I was told yesterday that a had a test today and to wake up at 7 AM but we got the date wrong. Because of this, I only got 5 hours of sleep due to being nervous and my insomnia. To top it off, My morbidly obese but aggressive cat went into my room so I tried to get him out but he shredded the side of my foot. This was probably the worst 23 minutes of my life.
"If i'm gonna be eating something, it better be hard. Realizes what he just said"
I came up with a semi-decent comeback
"Your face belongs in r/softwaregone."
If that does shut them up, just tell them, "I will make you into fan-fiction."
Impossible
"My name is Eminem and I like to rap an- violently
s himself"
We got a new kitten in the house and the first interaction I had with it was when it tried to cronch my middle toe. It hurt.
Turns out you can tickle someone into falling unconscious. I just found my new self defense tactic.
"All due respect but you lost my respect"
The one thing in the whole world that hurt me the most is that one corner of my bed. I swear one day that my parents are gonna re-baby-proof my house so that I don't lose half my toes. This isn't even a joke btw.
WHY IS THE CHEESE ON MY PIZZA CRUNCHY
How have thing been here for everyone?
I wonder what a fat sphinx cat looks like. I haven't ever seen a fat one because they are almost always in good shape.
WHo woULd liKe To bE my FrIend?
I just realized, you can use the shimmer gun to infinitely ascend your NPCs. Terraria just became a lil' bit more fun.
Someone ran up to me a few days ago and called me a homo erectus. It was funny.
Tears of the Kingdom is coming out tomorrow!!!
I'm not even shiny hunting but i found three or four shinies. I'll get the photo soon. -
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