One Devious Dude
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We got a new kitten in the house and the first interaction I had with it was when it tried to cronch my middle toe. It hurt.
Turns out you can tickle someone into falling unconscious. I just found my new self defense tactic.
"All due respect but you lost my respect"
The one thing in the whole world that hurt me the most is that one corner of my bed. I swear one day that my parents are gonna re-baby-proof my house so that I don't lose half my toes. This isn't even a joke btw.
WHY IS THE CHEESE ON MY PIZZA CRUNCHY
How have thing been here for everyone?
I wonder what a fat sphinx cat looks like. I haven't ever seen a fat one because they are almost always in good shape.
WHo woULd liKe To bE my FrIend?
I just realized, you can use the shimmer gun to infinitely ascend your NPCs. Terraria just became a lil' bit more fun.
Someone ran up to me a few days ago and called me a homo erectus. It was funny.
Tears of the Kingdom is coming out tomorrow!!!
I'm not even shiny hunting but i found three or four shinies. I'll get the photo soon.
I Managed to stub my so so Damn bad that I couldn't move for half a second because the pain was that bad. ALWAYS be careful around the corners of your beds.
Today got me feeling like:
So my cat meowed at me so i chugged a sprite (IT HURTS) and burped so loud that my cat darted away from me and is hiding under the bed. I messed up.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Minecraft animals 24-7:
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