Always remember:
1) A penny saved is a penny earned
2) Good things come to those who wait
3) Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
4) Bad Puns are the key to success on Twitter and iFunny and meme sharing sites that are to be trusted.
5) If you're American, aluminum is the way. If you are from the UK, aluminium is the way.
6) I can only do flawless acents and impressions in writing.
7) The other que/line is always faster.
8) The light at the end of the tunnel is really the headlamp of an oncoming train.
9) The chance of an item dropping is directly proportional to how much you don't want it.
10) I should probably stop writing these weird/ informational tidbits before my fingers fall off from overuse.