A panda walked into a restaurant and orders a meal. After he finished eating he pulled out a gun and shot the waiter, then began to walk out. The manager stopped him and asked, "Why on earth would you do that?" The panda replied, "I'm a panda, look me up!" and went on his way. Later, the manager found an encyclopedia and flipped to the P section. "Panda," he read. "Furry mammal. Eats shoots and leaves."