It has been brought to my attention that collecting cool-looking rocks, buttons, various small trinkets and having a jar of dirt may or may not make me a goblin
My brain in a nutshell:
Here's a good way to find out if you're bothering someone
step one: Ask if you're bothering them. if they say yes, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! now leave them alone. If they say no,
Step two: Repeat the question every five minutes until they say yes because you ARE bothering them. You ARE an annoyance. you ARE getting on their nerves and-
I feel like if someone saves your life it shouldn't be that you owe them yours.
If someone saves you from dying, just be like "Nope, [insert entity here] wanted me dead, now YOU get to see why my good buddy ol pal!"
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