Madeline: How would you like your coffee? Eve: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Madeline, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
Klaire: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill! Klaire: First who would you kill? *Lupa points at Madeline* *Reese points at Madeline* *Red points at Madeline*
Eve & Klaire in the back of Madeline's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! Reese: We have food at home. Madeline: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Reese: Hey, Madeline, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? Madeline: Yeah. Reese: And you, Eve? Eve: Umm... yes? Reese: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! Eve: Did they just-
*Everyone is playing a board game together* Eve: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Klaire: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Lupa: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Madeline: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Lupa: You're a lying piece of ! Madeline: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Reese: I'm leaving and I'm taking Klaire with me! Eve, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
Madeline: WHY. why did you give Reese a KNIFE?! Eve: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Madeline: Now I feel unsafe! Eve: I’m sorry.
Eve: ... would you like a knife?
Madeline: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology. Eve, amazed: Wow... Reese, to Eve: Well what does that mean? Eve: I don't know.
Eve, to Madeline: What does that mean?
Perfectly describes how interactions between the three would go
Madeline: If Eve and I were drowning, who would you save? Reese: You two can’t swim? Eve: It’s a hypothetical question, Reese! who would you save? Reese: my time and effort.
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