"There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
-Bill Watterson
"Reality continues to ruin my life"
-Bill Watterson
"In my opinion, we don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure to jerks
-Bill Watterson
"If people sat outside and looked at stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently"
-Bill Watterson
these are my favorite quotes.