The Chronicles of Narnia is so weird. In book 5, Jesus peels the skin off of a dragon and a naked child pops out. That naked child happens to also be that dragon and the cousin of a group of two girls and two boys. The latter also happens to have existed a hundred years ago as adults.
Normal games: No! You can’t have a million coins! That would break the ingame economy!
Most idle games: no! You can’t have more than a googol currency! That would be unbalanced!
Antimatter ing dimensions: here’s enough antimatter to kill someone. Go gain 1ee308.
Most people’s childhood trauma: my parents were bad, someone hurt me, creepy thing made for children.
My childhood trauma:
I sure love being babysat by my grandmother and browsing Netflix. Ooh look, happy tree friends? That show looks ni- AAAAAAAA!
My mom: I think the vacuum is purple.
Me: so it’s not this brown/orange one… right?
My mom: yes
5 minute later
My mom: it’s this one, obviously!
The vacuum:
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