Esther

"[child] I'm gonna hit you on the head with a block of cheese okay?"
-My friend

"Flutes are just air guns."
-Me

My friend: "So what do you suppose we do tonight?"
Me: *points to outside*
My friend's mom: "The same thing we do every night: try to take over the- no?"

Hi esther, how've you been doin?

"I like this guy, he screams."
-my friend

Woah

I think your taking these new reactions to seriously

I'm... honestly not sure how to put this here. I'm getting tired of all of this, ever since the tree vs axe war started this site has been feeling unsafe for me. That isn't a normal thing for me, this is normally the only place I really feel safe in.
(1/4)

:thumbs up:

Me: "We're being laughed at!"
Person I'm with: " YOU!"

"We never got our pizza!"
-The same person

"WHERE'S THE DLC?!"
-Also that person

"If you can't fight 'em, yell at 'em."
-Still that person

"I CAN'T SEE !!!"
-Still them

"Your vocal chords are dead, but mine are very much alive, and I will use them, *link scream*"
-Them again
(Alternatively, *goes Super Saiyan*)
(1/2)

Out of Context from my current building session:

I am officially a certified idiot: I straight up forgot that I was wearing my headphones.

"Stairs are easy."
-me

FINALLY

I FOUND THE LAST COIN

Oh, thanks for the follow! I kinda wasn’t expecting that because I thought maybe I had annoyed you by being in the war, but you know:

So I have no idea why this file exists in my appdata folder, I have no idea what it's for
all I know is that it's salt

oh yay we can post on your profile again!

"I hate having to think."
-Me

"A fire gun is-"
"Wait crap a FLAMETHROWER IS A FIRE GUN NOT A FIRE GUN IS A FIRE GUN OF COURSE IT'S A FIRE GUN IF IT'S A FIRE GUN"
-Also me

Me, playing kirby: "give me your gun"

(PFQ)
You guys have no idea how happy I am with this

(PFQ)
I'm rich.
In every department except the one I use to become rich.