Ivyss Wall of Flesh Aug 3, 2020 #2,581 The cat doesn't like it and claws apart my throat. My throat is clawed apart by a cat.
Streyll Golem Aug 3, 2020 #2,582 I see your throat get clawed apart and die of a heart attack. I put away a book.
Ivyss Wall of Flesh Aug 3, 2020 #2,583 This causes the bookcase to fall over, on me, crushing me. I get crushed by a bookcase falling on me.
This causes the bookcase to fall over, on me, crushing me. I get crushed by a bookcase falling on me.
Streyll Golem Aug 3, 2020 #2,584 The book case was attached to the wall, so when it falls over it takes the wall with it, causing the entire building to collapse and crush me. I lock a door.
The book case was attached to the wall, so when it falls over it takes the wall with it, causing the entire building to collapse and crush me. I lock a door.
Ivyss Wall of Flesh Aug 3, 2020 #2,587 So people kill me, on account of me being a dragon. I get killed for being a dragon.
Ivyss Wall of Flesh Aug 3, 2020 #2,589 The wall was so thin the nail went through it, right into my eye. I get a nail in my eye.
Streyll Golem Aug 3, 2020 #2,590 I question how your eye was close enough to the wall for a nail to go in it, and then get killed for asking to many questions. I pet a dragon.
I question how your eye was close enough to the wall for a nail to go in it, and then get killed for asking to many questions. I pet a dragon.
Ivyss Wall of Flesh Aug 3, 2020 #2,591 As it turns out said dragon doesn't like being pet, and decides to kill anyone who saw that, including me. I get killed for something I didn't do.
As it turns out said dragon doesn't like being pet, and decides to kill anyone who saw that, including me. I get killed for something I didn't do.
Streyll Golem Aug 3, 2020 #2,592 I try to point out you didn't do it, and then get killed for telling people that. I search up old posts on the forums.
I try to point out you didn't do it, and then get killed for telling people that. I search up old posts on the forums.
Ivyss Wall of Flesh Aug 3, 2020 #2,593 You find things my old posts and show them to me. I die of embarrassment. I feel slightly tired.
Streyll Golem Aug 3, 2020 #2,594 I give you a cup of coffee to keep you awake. You don't like it and kill me for giving you a bad cup of coffee. I question life.
I give you a cup of coffee to keep you awake. You don't like it and kill me for giving you a bad cup of coffee. I question life.
Ivyss Wall of Flesh Aug 3, 2020 #2,595 I question it as well and come to the conclusion that I'm better off with it and kill myself. I kill myself after questioning life.
I question it as well and come to the conclusion that I'm better off with it and kill myself. I kill myself after questioning life.
Streyll Golem Aug 3, 2020 #2,596 I see you commit suicide, and then kill myself as well for not being able to stop you from doing it. I blow up a bridge.
I see you commit suicide, and then kill myself as well for not being able to stop you from doing it. I blow up a bridge.
Ivyss Wall of Flesh Aug 3, 2020 #2,597 Not a good time for me to be on that bridge. I can't be bothered to get off my bed.
Streyll Golem Aug 3, 2020 #2,598 So you decide to just lie down while I bleed out on the floor next to you. Timezones...
Ivyss Wall of Flesh Aug 3, 2020 #2,599 The title says non-issue, that's very clearly an issue. I think I might smell food.
Streyll Golem Aug 3, 2020 #2,600 It was my food, you steal it, and I starve to death. I step one meter in my own house.
