Absorb The Non-Issue

[Parasy]

I sprint at you to try and stop you but trip on a rock and fall off a cliff.

I am still falling off the cliff.

 

[Ivyss]

And somehow hit me even though I hanged myself above the cliff, weird.

I remain dead.

 

[Parasy]

I rez you at the cost of my own life

Basically, I'm monky

 

[Ivyss]

I don't know what that is, you get mad and kill me.

I shoot myself.

 

[Cubic.]

I deflect it and hit myself

I take someone captive and use them as a teddy bear (actually happens IRL, I will use my sister's dog as a teddy bear)

 

[Ivyss]

You do it too hard and I break. (as if I'm not already broken)

I suicide via poison.

 

[Cubic.]

The poison was made from my SOUL

I spread the Crimson across the field

 

[Ivyss]

causes me to die.

I get hit by a car.

 

[Cubic.]

I die of guilt for running you over

I holler "BURN IN DESPAIR"

 

[Ivyss]

I do that, literally.

I'm trapped in a prison of suffering with the walls made of fear.

 

[Cubic.]

OH, hello my cellmate! I was just about to finish up my lifetime banishment here. Bye! *goes upstairs to heaven*

I get turned into a werewolf

 

[Ivyss]

You proceed to attack and kill me.

I give up.

 

[Cubic.]

OI! GET BACK HERE IM STILL WOUNDED!

I am greeted by the Twins.

 

[Ivyss]

So am I, I don't survive.

I don't want to hurt you.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

But you do

I realize that i dont have a Lizahrd temple for some reason

 

[Cubic.]

Oh hey, I found it! Boi, am I doomed! -Bubby was torn apart by Spiky Ball (can you relate?)

I drag Cryil (yay, guidewizard!) into the scene

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

He kills me cause he don' wan' be dere

 

[Ivyss]

Nothing to die from so I just kill myself.
Edit: die from this.

 

[Cubic.]

You doodled on me

HOONEEPER AND FOOB

Is anyone gonna die from their powers?

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

I die of cringynesses

I say