Absorb The Non-Issue

[Ivyss]

Something's wrong, I die from something being wrong.

I die.

 

[Cubic.]

Boi, you don't know how to die a good death! Let me show you *summons The Twins*

I throw a Boogie Bomb

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

I do as you do

I gain the title "Eye of Cthulu

 

[Cubic.]

I die of misspelling

A random hamster has awoken

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

It was corrupted and ate moi

 

[Ivyss]

It's too hot.

My eyes hurt.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

Your eyes explode with power

I see a large black cube floating above my house

 

[Ivyss]

I hit it and die.

I tell you to shoot me and give you a gun.

 

[Cubic.]

BOI, HECK NO *shoots self*

I listen to random AMVs

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

Too loudly

The cube stated earlier glows red

 

[Ivyss]

It's hot, I melt.

I literally exist.

 

[Cubic.]

I- oh no *dies of rage*

I watch my physical body burn from in the spiritual realm

 

[Ivyss]

I melt, again.

I fire a shotgun at my head.

 

[Cubic.]

It's shotgun spray is so wide that you hit me in the process

I dish out Rods of Discord because it took me forever to get one and I won't want people to suffer from my pains

 

[Ivyss]

I have my own pains, they drive me to suicide.

I jump off a bridge to kill myself.

 

[Cubic.]

SQUISH

I put a like on your post

 

[Ivyss]

It only delays my suicide.

I really need to fix myself. (As if I could do that.)

 

[Cubic.]

I try to fix you, but my fixing magic blows up in my face

I preach the Word of God

@PancakingTerraria why the shoot would you delete your post?

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

(you cant do that)

We get procecuted because of our faith

I eat a banana

 

[Cubic.]

I happened to have turned myself into a banana at the time

I stargaze