Absorb The Non-Issue

[Ivyss]

For life, I lost.

I drink cyanide.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

You die on top of me
I check my alerts

 

[Ivyss]

There's so many of them it breaks the internet and as a result and I kill myself as a result.

My cat pushes a glass off the table.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

Onto my head
I insert a quote

You know when you get a cool pet, but then can't decide weather to keep the old one or use a new one? What if you could do both! What I'm suggesting is a new consumable called Responsibility, and would increase pet count by one. It would be a 50% drop chance from all golden critters and a .02% drop chance from other critters. Up to 7 could be consumed by a player, allowing for up to 8 pets. Please tell me what you think and what I could improve with this idea.

 

[Ivyss]

That I already read resulting in a black hole destroying everything.

I make a list.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

Of ways to kill me
I sweat

 

[Ivyss]

Well, if it's that hot I'll melt.

I tell you to shoot me.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

I do it bakcwards by accident
I worry about your depression-related posts on my fourm games

 

[Ivyss]

You have no need to worry, I've already survived two years with depression, now I'm just more open about it. *Shoots self*

I'm dead.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

They put me in the coffin instead and dont notice
I fart

 

[Ivyss]

There's no gas masks for dragons, you can probably guess the rest.

I ask a question.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

The question makes me contemplate life instead of saving nyself from the car crashing towards me
I update my privacy policy

 

[Ivyss]

I don't actually bother reading it and it gives my location to someone that wants to kill me.

I crash into a plane while flying.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

I was in there
I dudufjjcejcjdjmsck

 

[Ivyss]

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I cry myself to sleep. (I don't actually do that.)

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

I drown in ur tears
Could all of my fourm games be dpne in ask a stupid questoin?

 

[Ivyss]

I try to think of an answer to your question and my brain stops working as a result.

I yell at you.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I shrivel up and die

I eat you

 

[IndigoGollum]

What is this thread? Is it similar to "Ask a stupid question"? Also thanks @TheWorfer27 for reading my thread.

 

[Murphmario]

I die because the first post on page 1 exists.

I'm listening to music with earbuds.