Absorb The Non-Issue

[Ivyss]

The criminal was me, payment was in blood.

I think I should go to sleep, but I don't go to sleep.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

So I offer to give you all my energy to survive at nights. You accept, and I drop dead after you can live without sleep.

I look after a Snivy.

 

[Ivyss]

You think I'm a threat to it so you kill me.

I have a conversation on discord.

 

[DragonWitch⨂]

you didn't invite me to chat on Discord, so I yeet myself and all of my belongings into a spike pit.



Yeedoggy!

 

[Ivyss]

My brain stops working trying to understand that.

I feel tired, though I don't.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

You know why. You've spent some time reading a necronomicon, and I was a target to the demon.

I feel dehydrated and sloppy.

 

[DragonWitch⨂]

I give you water, but that water was all I needed to live.



I draw a picture.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

It's about my death. I accidentally cast a "relive experience" on it - and get killed.

I cast "relive experience"

 

[Ivyss]

The experience makes you go mad and murder me, quite brutally as well.

I breathe

 

[The Storm]

I say you breath fire, but you get so angry at that misconception you kill me.

I create a baby derpling.

 

[Ivyss]

I am mistaken for a threat to it and executed.

I get executed.

 

[The Storm]

Your dead body falls on me and I die.


I get chased by baby Derplings wielding a gun.

 

[Ivyss]

And I get shot by those derplings.

I slowly bleed out.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

And the droplets of blood get into my throat, and dry, as I choke on them. To death.

I have a diarrhoea.

 

[Ivyss]

*censored*

I censor my cause of death

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

That cause was my diabeetus.

I reveal the list of deaths.

 

[The Storm]

I try to read them, but get killed.


I release the information on my death.

 

[Ivyss]

I get executed for hearing it.

I have time to waste.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

In the end, I winded up dead, because you wasted the time in not doing a CPR.

I examine Rune's mask.

 

[Ivyss]

You decide that the right place to put it would be on my head.

I wonder if the reaper counts as a living being.