Absorb The Non-Issue

[Animus Viral]

I question it, only to find the meaning of existence itself is doomed and so I kill myself.

I hear.

 

[DragonWitch⨂]

you hear me exploding because i chucked a grenade at a pink slime.



I lecture myself because That was a really stupid idea.

 

[Lord Ecramox the Almighty]

I die because you randomly capitalized the word "That" and that hurts my eyes so much they catch on fire, slowly burning my own body.

I consume my own empty stomach.

 

[Animus Viral]

Which consumes me somehow.

I sew.

 

[Ganransu]

Your sewing needle entered my heart and killed me


I infringe on Animus's claims

 

[Animus Viral]

[CENSORED] engulfs you in a big censored square, killing and spreading your organs around, with a long beeping sound which kills me because my ears.

[CENSORED]

 

[Ganransu]

Youtube already has that, so even worse censor


I eat a sandwich

 

[Animus Viral]

WHY DID YOU DO THAT? HE HAS A FAMILY! Then I get trampled by the police coming to arrest you.

I take joy.

 

[Ganransu]

An explosion happens and you are raided by the FBI because of loli crap you did on your computer


I sit down and wash some dishes

 

[Animus Viral]

An explosion happens and you are raided by the FBI because those dishes have illegal chems and you are destroying the evidence, as well as failing the absorb part of the thread title.

We tell Danse he's dead to the Brotherhood.

 

[Ganransu]

I killed everyone in the Prydwen because I have morals

Takes a picture of something

 

[Animus Viral]

Of my dead body.


Here's an issue, now absorb it.

 

[Ganransu]

YOU DIED (somehow)

I give that picture to you

 

[Animus Viral]

You are failing the purpose of the thread.

You are failing the purpose of the thread.

 

[Ganransu]

I get crushed by a banhammer

I watch tv

 

[Animus Viral]

Which is on my dead body.

My dead bodies.

 

[Ganransu]

You get crushed by a tidal wave of dead bodies


I hide behind the pile of dead Animuses

 

[Animus Viral]

Everything blows us up because you did not absorb it.

Absorb.

 

[Ganransu]

No because that's gross, I die because you shoved a sponge down my throat

I give you Kroos

 

[Animus Viral]

She shoots me.

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