All-Out Attack!

[Cubic.]

To amplify the crying, I slam a raw onion into Foe A's face

 

[Foraging Slime]

(I saw the above post and got compuzzled)
I drop a Tsar Bomba on my foe, all further attacks deal 2× damage.

 

[Cubic.]

I then blast an amped NOOT NOOT at the enemies.

 

[Foraging Slime]

The figurefires ahead of itself then disappears, meanwhile robot almost 300 ft high comes and muff punches the out of the enemy.
Enemy stunned for next 2 attacks

 

[Cubic.]

(The enemies are permanently stunned for the whole game remember?)

I summon this big boyo

He uses his giant claw hands to YEET the enemies at magic trees
(There's a bigger Pink Corruption reference then Cubic himself in here.)

 

[Foraging Slime]

The giant robot charges and does a cannonball on the enemy exposing his vital organs

 

[Cubic.]

I then proceed to pull a Sans and repeatedly flip their gravity.

 

[Player_Miner]

I summon a barrage of angry Martian Saucers, which deal MASSIVE DAMAGE to the enemies with their Martian Deathrays.

 

[Cubic.]

I then proceed to shine tons of lights in their eyes, giving them seizures.

 

[Foraging Slime]

The Jaeger fires his elbow rocket ennhililating every bone in their body.

 

[Cubic.]

They recover because logic.

I bass cannon them in the face

 

[Murphmario]

I decide to have a pun related for the bass cannon, so therefore I shoot at them with the Bass Buster.

 

[Cubic.]

I then send out Pikachu

"Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!"

 

[Foraging Slime]

NO ATTACK

 

[Cubic.]

This leaves the enemies making a weird mix of choking and dinning.

Cubic be like "HEYY HEYY HEYYY ITS YA BOI CLOSE TO MEE!!" *dies*

 

[Player_Miner]

I blast the enemies with FROSTFIRE! YEAYEAYEAYEA!!!

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

Dynamite suddenly falls from the sky and explodes the foes

 

[Murphmario]

This is followed by a nuke. Somehow the players don't get affected by it.

 

[Idelac0]

I drink a Strength Potion 255. Then I obliterate the foes with one slash.

*Then they respawn for no logical reason*

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

I fire the phantom zone projector at them