Poetry Bisharp's Personal Poetry Parlor

Are you not entertained?

  • Yes Bisharp, you've done it again!

    Votes: 41 70.7%
  • Who are you?

    Votes: 6 10.3%
  • It could use some work...

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • I'm only here for the Pokemon references.

    Votes: 10 17.2%

  • Total voters
    58

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
@Shotte
Shotte, Shotte
Where to begin?
You're a very chill guy, again and again
Internet manners like no other
It's like you're my brother
A sweaty role-player, as you proclaim
Achieving online fame
Always getting the dame
I jiffed you with boring stuff on my profile
I hope this beats that out by a mile
 

Teal

Eater of Worlds
I'm glad you decided to pursue your talent. Your poems have been really well received and I certainly hope my encouragement helped you make this decision. You know a door is open for you at the poetry pavilion. It's getting pretty lonely over there with just me and Qui.
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
I'm glad you decided to pursue your talent. Your poems have been really well received and I certainly hope my encouragement helped you make this decision. You know a door is open for you at the poetry pavilion. It's getting pretty lonely over there with just me and Qui.
Thank you! You were in fact one of the reasons I wanted to pursue this, and joining the pavilion sounds like a great idea.
 

Teal

Eater of Worlds
Well it's up to you ultimately, it is a weekly commitment and if you don't want that I'm down (Trying to be hip by using "down" improperly. For those who can't read stupidity: It's fine with me)
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
Well it's up to you ultimately, it is a weekly commitment and if you don't want that I'm down.
My mom has been cracking down on the amount of Internet time I have, so I may not be able to create something every week, but I always find a time when my parents aren't home. It shouldn't be too big of a problem.
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
@Commander Crocket
Commander Crocket,
he isn't missing a sprocket
This guy could battle Dansen
Defeated them like he was lancin'
We got @Porygonhelp rocking the Bebop
With @Just_A_Dude brining up the rear
Now Dansen is our bellhop
They all cower in fear
Still, Commander is quite skilled
Making those avatars until requests fulfilled.
Always with a joke or meme
Crocket is a good man for your team
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
Look out everyone
for the poetry groove
is finally spreading out
and starting to move.
Poetry here, poetry there
there will eventually be
poetry everywhere!
Inspired by thee,
I thank you heartily
You and @Teal brought out my true skill
I hope to bring TCF more than it's fill
The more the merrier
Like a little puppy terrirer
 

Qui Devorat

Terrarian
Inspired by thee,
I thank you heartily
You and @Teal brought out my true skill
I hope to bring TCF more than it's fill
The more the merrier
Like a little puppy terrirer
And so people like you
are the poetry lord's legacy
and when I have dispersed
you'll become the new me.
so when my age is over
and I finally stop
I shall trust you
to make poetry till you drop.
:)
 

Commander Crocket

Official Terrarian
@Commander Crocket
Commander Crocket,
he isn't missing a sprocket
This guy could battle Dansen
Defeated them like he was lancin'
We got @Porygonhelp rocking the Bebop
With @Just_A_Dude brining up the rear
Now Dansen is our bellhop
They all cower in fear
Still, Commander is quite skilled
Making those avatars until requests fulfilled.
Always with a joke or meme
Crocket is a good man for your team


Mein gotte...

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Well done, I look forward to seeing more in the future.
 
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Awordley

Spazmatism
For some reason, I was tagged here in your poem about Commander Crocket.
I can't see how I was tagged anywhere, so maybe fate brought me here ;)
While I'm here, I might as well request a poem about myself, if you wouldn't mind.
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
For some reason, I was tagged here in your poem about Commander Crocket.
I can't see how I was tagged anywhere, so maybe fate brought me here ;)
While I'm here, I might as well request a poem about myself, if you wouldn't mind.
I tagged you because I thought you were still using a headbanging avatar. Sorry. :rolleyes: I don't know too much about you other than Ace Attorney, so can I have a topic you'd like me to write about?
 

Awordley

Spazmatism
It's OK, what I meant is that I didn't see anything like "@Awordley" so I didn't know why I was tagged. I'm guessing you tagged me some other way.
Anyway, I'm not very active on the forum, so it's understandable that you don't know much about me.
If you can, please may you do a poem about Ace Attorney? If you can't, how about "Pinky" from Terraria? :)
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
It's OK, what I meant is that I didn't see anything like "@Awordley" so I didn't know why I was tagged. I'm guessing you tagged me some other way.
Anyway, I'm not very active on the forum, so it's understandable that you don't know much about me.
If you can, please may you do a poem about Ace Attorney? If you can't, how about "Pinky" from Terraria? :)
Yeah, I deleted it when I saw you changed your avatar. I'll try Pinky since I'm not to familiar with Ace Attorney.
 

Smug Plant

Terrarian
@Commander Crocket
Commander Crocket,
he isn't missing a sprocket
This guy could battle Dansen
Defeated them like he was lancin'
We got @Porygonhelp rocking the Bebop
With @Just_A_Dude brining up the rear
Now Dansen is our bellhop
They all cower in fear
Still, Commander is quite skilled
Making those avatars until requests fulfilled.
Always with a joke or meme
Crocket is a good man for your team
Thanks for putting me in!
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
@Awordley
Awordley, a world-renowned monster hunter
came across a beast that fought like thunder
It was the dreaded PINKY.
You could falsely dismiss it as dinky
but it's deadly, no doubt
Awordley pulled out his special weapon, sauerkraut
and threw it at the gelatinous mass
He then pulled out his trusty sword of brass
As the enemy was distracted
Awordley enacted
Stabbing it right in the middle
Pinky made a little piddle
then burst into a pile of slop
Never did Awordley need to mop
such a mess.
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
Here's one for @Redigit
I must confess
I want to be like Ness
using yo-yos as a means for destruction
Eliminating all that is an obstruction
New Solar Eclipse mobs
I want to chop them into globs
We can't forget the new mounts
Attacking upon them, it really counts
A majestic unicorn
To ride it always, I have sworn
So no need to mourn
1.3 is coming soon
There's a possibility of even June!
 
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Commander Crocket

Official Terrarian
Here's a challenge for ya, write a poem about Pokemon. Write at least one verse for every Pokemon that exists. Oh, and you'd better make it rhyme too.

Take as long as you like for this one, there's plenty to be done. Look forward to seeing the end result. :D
 
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