Poetry Bisharp's Personal Poetry Parlor

Are you not entertained?

  • Yes Bisharp, you've done it again!

    Votes: 41 70.7%

  • Who are you?

    Votes: 6 10.3%

  • It could use some work...

    Votes: 1 1.7%

  • I'm only here for the Pokemon references.

    Votes: 10 17.2%
  • Total voters
    58
That little nub might not seem like much
Up above the buttons as such
But it makes a hell of a change
Smash attacks become a much easier exchange
Not to mention making some new games possible
It'll make your Nintendo experience full
Accompanied by extra back-bumper
Why have you not bought this?
That's a stumper
A New 3DS in my collection I miss
Dear mom and dear dad
Why have you joined the parental fad?
Of hating on gamers and nerds like me
I'm very steamed at both of thee
 
I'd like a poem, please. I may be a demon, but a demon who doesn't enjoy poetry is a demon whom I shall kill. (If requests are open, that is.)
 
Sivath said:
I'd like a poem, please. I may be a demon, but a demon who doesn't enjoy poetry is a demon whom I shall kill. (If requests are open, that is.)
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So you want one about a demon?
Thebeatbat1139 said:
I shall end the boredom...
Just a poem for me? It would be wonderful.
Also, this is the greatest poetry I have ever read. +OVER 9000 POINTS.
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And you want one about you? May be a challenge, but I'll try.

Feeling a bit lazy at the moment, so expect these sometime today.
 
I'll ask you to make a poem of this guy


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Samrux said:
The next second, an obscured necromancer, in a horrifying move, cast a beam that pierced the boy from side to side.
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@Thebeatbat1139
Play the bippity-bappity beat
I know this guy, he's pretty neat
A night-winged bat
Perfect for a chat
If one would describe with a Pokémon
It would be Noivern, this ain't a con
Music and a flighty mammal
Are this guy's energy channel
Looking for one known as Ashley
Where, he desires could she be?
I haven't known him long
But that's alright
He's a good egg, not one to fight

@Sivath
Skin of bright red
One may say he's undead
A demon of bright blood hue
Yet being a human is what he'd rather do
Pranks and tricks and jokes galore
Bowled over in a hearty laughing roar
Turn a man into a goat
Burn another's coat
Ahh, it's good to be a demon.

*A bit short, but I liked it this way. If you'd like to make another request, feel free.

@Samrux
A young man of inquisitive nature
Ventured into the dungeon as was his nomenclature
The dead chains rattled, and the boy battled
He knew what he was doing, right true
Then a spell of evil blue
Shot through the boy in disgusting hue
Instant death beset the explorer
Dead to the world, he was sir
Left his blade and pack to the rowdy riot
Yet a tender Paladin ran right up by it
Shielding the material from above
This was the only sort of love
That could be given to the slain boy
For he became the Necromancer's Toy
 
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Samrux said:
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God damn I wish I had my own emotes!

TheQuietBisharp said:
@Sivath
Skin of bright red
One may say he's undead
A demon of bright blood hue
Yet being a human is what he's rather do
Pranks and tricks and jokes galore
Bowled over in a hearty laughing roar
Turn a man into a goat
Burn another's coat
Ahh, it's good to be a demon.

*A bit short, but I liked it this way. If you'd like to make another request, feel free.
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Well, I couldn't have asked for better. Well I probably could ask a professional poet, but I won't mention that. Wait :red:.
Well, since this is damn good, I'm going to give this thread a big... fat... JUICY... Seal of approval... What did you think I was going to say?

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