Poetry Bisharp's Personal Poetry Parlor

Are you not entertained?

  • Yes Bisharp, you've done it again!

    Votes: 41 70.7%

  • Who are you?

    Votes: 6 10.3%

  • It could use some work...

    Votes: 1 1.7%

  • I'm only here for the Pokemon references.

    Votes: 10 17.2%
  • Total voters
    58
Could i request one of this monstrosity?
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azumarill64 said:
Could i request one of this monstrosity?
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Two games mix
This never should exist
Mario and Pokémon
I hope it doesn't spring
out of overgrown lawn
Is it dead?
A Boo taking Mew's homestead?
Or a shape-shifting Mew?
Taking on a look of new
It haunts my days
It haunts my nights
Never-ending are the frights
I hope it never bites
*shudder*
I feel.. a slight stutter
Chilled to the spine
This is un-divine

@Food Barbarian
A sword of pure sandwich
And shield of cake strong
Marched Food Barbarian with strides long
Majestic hair of lettuce leaves
Makes belles faint like no one believes
Bow strung tight with licorice arrow
A spear of pretzel with shaft narrow
March Food Barbarian, onward!
Armor of bacon, sizzling strength
Increased his power sixpence
Idolized by young boys
All the Johnnys and Roys
Flocked to town square
When Food Barbarian arrived on his mare
His horse, of sugar cracker lineage
Rode on with sweet frosting flavor
Food Barbarian is a sight to savor
 
I desire a poem. I want you to chronicle the epic tale of when Satoru Iwata single-handedly took out Kazuo Hirai and Satya Nadella on the field of battle.
 
TheQuietBisharp said:
Two games mix
This never should exist
Mario and Pokémon
I hope it doesn't spring
out of overgrown lawn
Is it dead?
A Boo taking Mew's homestead?
Or a shape-shifting Mew?
Taking on a look of new
It haunts my days
It haunts my nights
Never-ending are the frights
I hope it never bites
*shudder*
I feel.. a slight stutter
Chilled to the spine
This is un-divine
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I love it!
 
Scironex said:
EXCUSE YOU. ONE OF THEM BELONGS TO SONY, AND ONE OF THEM BELONGS TO MICROSOFT. ONLY ONE BELONGS TO NINTENDO. YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST HAD THE COURTESY TO GOOGLE THEIR NAMES. (;))
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But I'm lazy and I thought you meant the Sm4sh video for Miis when they fought. Whatevs man, I'll try. In before haters flood in from other consoles.
 
azumarill64 said:
I don't think so, where is Reggie and Miyamoto? Reggie especially since he and Iwata already have fought once.
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Reggie and Miyamoto are actually pretty far down, as far as corporate things go. Miyamoto is a lead designer, admittedly, and Reggie is almost wholly responsible for North America, but still.
 
@Darqfalls
This is that one idea I had from one of our conversations a while back.

Awoken by the midnight brother
Intertwined by an unknown mother
Sat the boys seperated by cyberspace
They couldn't see eachothers' face
Yet what was felt
Not a sound was belt
Out loud into the night
To shatter the brother of midnight
A yawn or two put one to rest
For his energy level fell off at the crest
And the midnight brothers retired again
To their homely sleeping den
 
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TheQuietBisharp said:
@Darqfalls
This is that one idea I had from one of our conversations a while back.

Awoken by the midnight brother
Intertwined by an unknown mother
Sat the boys seperated by cyberspace
They couldn't see eachothers' face
Yet what was felt
Not a sound was belt
Out loud into the night
To shatter the brother of midnight
A yawn or too put one to rest
For his energy level fell off at the crest
And the midnight brothers retired again
To their homely sleeping den
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That's beautiful, man. *sheds manly tear*
 
Inspired by @Szaila and her streaming, I guess

Sleep is for losers
Those poor minded bruisers
Tucked up in bed
With a teddy bear, it's said
Cuddled tight with AC cool
But to Szaila, he's a fool
Sleep, for the meek
Sniveling cowards of sneak
Only they think of sleep
And dreams heavenly deep
And even as I write this story
The carnage of sleepyheads gets gory
But I just... can't *yawn*
Manage... longer... *snore*

I don't think this was my best work but decently creative.
 
King Slime
Why's there a Ninja Suit
In my King Slime Loot?
What is this thing?
Why is it a king?
So many questions over this gelatinous glob
That with little skill you kill and rob
Hopping around like all slimes do
Except this time he's fatter than you
That's how royal lineage works, I guess
Are you the fattest slime? That's your test
Maybe he ate the ninja camp
Maybe that's why his suit is in that cramp
Such a weird boss in this generally weird land
A king without his army to stand
At his side to fight
He'll just hop on you out of spite
So enjoy fighting the King Slime
The boss feature of this rhyme.
 
Greetings, I would like to request a poem, if possible...
About a blond man, by sacrificing his eyesight, he became host to the forbidden beast Eddie and gained the ability to fight with his shadow, but in his journey he is slain by a blond woman who he always loved, allowing the forbidden beast to take over his body completely, the blond man then has become little more than a moving corpse, but after a very long period of time however, the blond man has been revived by a mysterious force, once again partnered with his forbidden beast, Eddie, a Man and his Beast, but stuck in a black void, not having any memories of the original, his mind and soul are rendered a blank slate, refuses to leave despite the forbidden beast's encouragement until he thinks of a certain blond woman, which causes him to have a strong emotional reaction, he leaves his prison to seek her out.
His name is Zato-1.
 
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