Corrupt a Wish

[Karciama]

Granted, but it restarts.

I wish for a calculator.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted But it blew up.

I wish to permanently end myself forever right now, with no way for revival.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, if you willingly grant that to me as well.

I wish to immediately be permanently erased from every reality.

 

[Animus Viral]

I grant that, with me as well.

I wish for everything to go away from me, including my life. Then get shattered to pieces.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but you stop being suicidal and wish you hadn't done that.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, that wish is for me to die.

I wish the Earth was flat.

 

[Karciama]

Granted, but now the universe is a globe.

I wish for a boot.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted But it was a picture.

I wish to cause a time paradox so the universe gets destroyed along with everyone existing in it including me.

 

[Murphmario]

Granted, but another big bang happens and history repeats itself.

I wish I was out of school.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, you still have to go there, though, you are now simply outside the building.

I wish timezones wouldn't get in the way of my online activity.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, but now lag gets in the way of your online activity.

I wish this ENTIRE thread to be deleted PERMANENTLY, along with EVERY backup of it, and to NEVER come back.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but right before it happens, somebody makes a wish that is corrupted into erasing your criteria, and it comes back.

I wish for a new wish.

 

[Animus Viral]

Of killing everyone permanently.

I wish to create a time paradox.

 

[deletedaccount12]

You just did by not corrupting my wish to change yours as history would usually go.

I wish for a rock.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, that it's 1000000 pounds and falls on your head.

I wish to have all existence permanently be non-existent.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but you become nonexistent first, and you were the one carrying out the operation, meaning that the universe has been saved.

I wish for Timmy.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, he is in the quest world and will stay there.

I wish to end everything, me going last so it stays that way.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but God suddenly fixes it and banishes you to the fiery pits of hell. (I'm religious, please don't start a war with me)

Why do we keep arguing about religion, and not just leave people alone?

 

[deletedaccount12]

Also, I wish for arguments about it to end, and we just believe what we want, and we can convert to anything if we want to.

 

[Animus Viral]

That's not a wish, nor a religion. I just want everything to be non-existent.

I want a superweapon to destroy everything. THAT IS CHARGED AND NOT POINTED AT ME.