Corrupt a Wish

[Varsia]

Granted, but you eat it all and then you cry because you ran out of bacon.

I wish for something to do.

 

[Lord chewelews]

wish granted, but it's sacrificing everybody you love to a volcano
I wish for IRL magic lel

 

[Varsia]

Granted, but all the negative effects only happen to you.

I wish for everybody to leap off a cliff to their death.

 

[Lord chewelews]

granted, but you're one of those everybody
i wish for a pancake

 

[Evilgrapez]

i wish for a pancake

Granted. It's poisonous.

I wish for this wish not to be granted.

 

[thecoolkni]

Your wish for your wish not to be granted has been granted. Deal with it.

I wish for cable internet and TV.

 

[Evilgrapez]

Your wish for your wish not to be granted has been granted. Deal with it.

Haha, good one.

I wish for cable internet and TV.

Granted. You have to pay for it with your own money, however.

 

[thecoolkni]

Granted. You have to pay for it with your own money, however.

AW GODDANGIT

 

[OnTarasMind]

I wish that I never wished.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but you forcibly wished anyway.
I wish i can BEE the man!
*BA DUM TISS*

 

[WilliamD]

Granted.The bees are aggressive
I wish for the moon

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but you get the Sun.
I wish for... *one million years later* A waffle!

 

[WilliamD]

Granted but it is soggy.
I wish for a Haduekn

 

[tornado547]

Granted, but i don't know what that is so you get a shuriken instead
I wish for a new nintendo 3ds that isn't broken, paid for by a random rich person
[DOUBLEPOST=1438560850,1438560743][/DOUBLEPOST]Granted but is very heavy on head.
I wish for a non broken 3ds htat someone else paid for

 

[Techno Mancer]

You get a TreeDS which is a tree with 2 screens on it. Careful with that lisp.

I wish for an ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny with good guys and bad guys and explosioins as far as the eye can see.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but you will be blind within one second.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Techno Mancer]

You got everything

I wish wash

 

[man of flames]

granted but the wash is broken

I wish for a lethal freddy faz

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it is only lethal for one second.

I wish that the ozone layer got replaced by chocolate.

 

[The Flaming Toast]

Granted but you are allergic to air

I wish I wasn't a robot