Corrupt a Wish

[Robot Scout]

Granted but you get teleported to a dimension where the only game is Flappy bird.


I wish that my dog was a good dog.

 

[Dragon_Guardian]

Invalid since you did not post a wish.

I wish I could go mini-golfing.

 

[Robot Scout]

Invalid since you did not post a wish.

I wish I could go mini-golfing.

Check again!

 

[Passthejampls]

Invalid since you did not post a wish.

I wish I could go mini-golfing.

Granted, but the holes mysteriously disappear...

 

[baconpancakes9]

whats this? no wishes to corrupt? ill wish then.
i wish that re-logic will make the wii u and 3ds ports (it is real! google it!)

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but they're directed by Micheal Bay.
I wish she made lotsa spaghetti!

 

[Diamondheart]

Granted, but they're directed by Micheal Bay.
I wish she made lotsa spaghetti!

granted, but you get none.

I wish for infinite uncorruptable wishes, which I can use without consequences or backfires.

 

[baconpancakes9]

granted, but you make the whole thread boring and start a riot.
i wish that you will like this post (come on! do it!)

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but your legitimate signature liked it.
I wish for the gods of roast chicken.

 

[Diamondheart]

granted, but then I un-liked it.
I like riots.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but you didn't wish anything so you're left in a pile of riots.
I wish for a wish non-corruptable of any wish of the land of wishes to wish for anything.

 

[baconpancakes9]

Granted, but your legitimate signature liked it.
I wish for the gods of roast chicken.

granted, but the gods of bacon and pancakes team up to destroy them. remember kids, bacon and pancakes together are unstoppable

i wish for those gods to be mine

 

[Diamondheart]

Granted, but you didn't wish anything so you're left in a pile of riots.
I wish for a wish non-corruptable of any wish of the land of wishes to wish for anything.

pile of riots? cool still falls under my 1st wish too, since infinity works both forward and backward in time, it still cannot be corrupted, these riots you speak of are an amusing side effect.

 

[TTSp00k the Invincible]

@baconpancakes9
Granted, but you must sacrifice someone everyday to them.

I wish for a flashlight.

 

[baconpancakes9]

@baconpancakes9
Granted, but you must sacrifice someone everyday to them.

I wish for a flashlight.

eh, i know a couple of people who hate me and i hate them
granted, but you never wished for batteries
i wish for BACON

 

[TTSp00k the Invincible]

granted, but it still lives, and still makes oinking sounds.

I WISH FOR A THING

 

[baconpancakes9]

GRANTED BUT ITS A STUPID THING
i wish for pancakes

 

[TTSp00k the Invincible]

granted, but you failed to specify where they'd be. Good Luck finding them!

I wish there was a period at the end of this sentence

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but the period was at the start of it.
I wish for NOT something.

 

[baconpancakes9]

you got something

(no wish here)