Corrupt a Wish

[Lord chewelews]

wish granted, but he gave you a lil' 87
I wish for armageddon

 

[TTSp00k the Invincible]

granted, but it's all in your head.

I wish for a flashlight...with batteries.

 

[Lord chewelews]

granted, but they're dead batteries
I wish for ur mum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[TTSp00k the Invincible]

granted, but it's down in egypt.

I wish for Dade

 

[DestroyerArcher]

granted, but it's down in egypt.

I wish for Dade

you got darude sandstorm
i wish for rainbowdrago to post rainbowdiku420 to forums

 

[Lord chewelews]

(mothering ninjas)
granted, but he will ban you afterwards
I wish for jontrin

 

[Chazm]

(mothering ninjas)
granted, but he will ban you afterwards
I wish for jontrin

Granted, but you got JonTron instead of 'jontrin'

I wish for eternal death.

 

[Lord chewelews]

Granted, but you got JonTron instead of 'jontrin'

I wish for eternal death.

granted, but internal died too
i wish for a real life last prism

 

[Chazm]

granted, but internal died too
i wish for a real life last prism

Granted, but it was only the last prism a company had made before it went bankrupt and sold all its assets.
I wish for a real life Star Wrath.

 

[Lord chewelews]

Granted, but it was only the last prism a company had made before it went bankrupt and sold all its assets.
I wish for a real life Star Wrath.

granted, but it was in the form of our sun exploding (hehe space things)
I wish for SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

 

[VXNTRS]

granted, but it was in the form of our sun exploding (hehe space things)
I wish for SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

Granted, but you have no gear whatsoever (so therefore you can't breathe).
I wish for soda.

 

[Lord chewelews]

granted, but it's a special soda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i wish for a non-corruptable wish

 

[OnTarasMind]

granted, but it's a special soda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i wish for a non-corruptable wish

Granted, but due to the context of this thread, your wish becomes corrupted anyway.

I wish for a real-life PhysGun(Yay, GMod).

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but the physgun simply slams your face with anything taken (and yes, that includes the entire earth itself)
I wish for, i don't know, Raisins?

 

[thecoolkni]

Granted, The dog ate them.
I wish for, A Wii U.

 

[baconpancakes9]

hmm, i like wii u's, how will i corrupt this?

granted, but someone put a crappy xbox one in there so you throw it out
i wish it wasn't so hard to make terraria maps

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but looking at it in map view crashes the game.
I wish.

 

[baconpancakes9]

you never wished so reality crashes. poop.

i wish for EVEN MORE BACON

 

[Varsia]

Granted, but you eat it all and then you cry because you ran out of bacon.

I wish for something to do.

 

[Lord chewelews]

wish granted, but it's sacrificing everybody you love to a volcano
I wish for IRL magic lel