Corrupt a Wish

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it turns into a man as soon as you bite into it.

I wish for data.

 

[ArmyFrog]

Granted, but it's only 1 bite.
I wish for a cantaloupe fruit that is not burning, not rotting, not poisonous and will not turn into a man when I bite into it.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it turns into an woman as soon as you bite into it

I wish for a woman.

 

[ArmyFrog]

Granted but it turns into a cantaloupe as soon as you bite into it.
I wish for a cantaloupe fruit that is not burning, not rotting, not poisonous and will not turn into a man or a woman when I bite into it.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it turns into a spider as soon as you bite into it.

I wish to be a hot chick-magnet.

 

[ArmyFrog]

Granted but it repels dudes (not ArmyFrogs so I'm still safe. Then yet again I have a girlfriend soo...)
I wish for a cantaloupe fruit that is not burning, not rotting, not poisonous and will not turn into a man, woman or a spider when I bite into it.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it turns into a scorpion when yyou bite into it.

I Wish for less living space.

 

[ArmyFrog]

Granted but it turns into a scorpion when yyou bite into it.

I Wish for less living space.

Granted, but you suffocate.
I wish for a cantaloupe fruit that is not burning, not rotting, not poisonous and will not turn into a man, woman, spider, scorpion, or any other thing when I bite into it.

I get the one hundredth page! YAY!

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it teleports away when you bite into it.

I wish for immortality.

 

[ArmyFrog]

Granted but it teleports away when you bite into it.

I wish for immortality.

Granted but you live one boring, boring life.
I wish for a cantaloupe fruit that is not burning, not rotting, not poisonous and nothing will happen besides getting an actual bite when I bite into it.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it keeps teleporting away before you can bite it.

I wish for knowledge.

 

[ArmyFrog]

Granted but it keeps teleporting away before you can bite it.

I wish for knowledge.

Granted but the only thing you learn are technics in using toilet paper.
I wish for a hallowed cantaloupe.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it is filled with poison.

I wish for money.

 

[ArmyFrog]

Granted but it is filled with poison.

I wish for money.

Granted, but you can't buy women with money. Also, it's only 2 dollars. Perhaps you can buy me a cantaloupe?
I wish for a pure, perfect, undetected, hallowed watermelon.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it is currenly on mars.

I wish for FTL travel.

 

[ArmyFrog]

Granted but it is currenly on mars.

I wish for FTL travel.

Mars? Ha! No problem. I happen to know people. Namely @M4D-4LI3N

granted, but you get Einsteined into an oblivion genius. Can't defy the laws of physics buddy.

Now, that by cantaloupe wish a reality, I can wish for a watermelon. Sooo....
I wish for a watermelon.

 

[The kamen rider]

You get an orange.

I wish for an apple.

 

[ArmyFrog]

You get an orange.

I wish for an apple.

Orange? Eh, actually I got sick of melons. Citrus is nice though. Thanks!

Granted but you get a cantaloupe.

I wish for an apple.

 

[The kamen rider]

You get an orange

I wish for an cantaloupe.

 

[ArmyFrog]

You get an orange

I wish for an cantaloupe.

Granted, but you get what I did not eat.

Also, every other cantaloupe is burning, rotting, poisonous and will turn into a man, woman, spider, scorpion, and will teleport away when you bite into it.

I wish for an orange.