TheUberCannon
The Destroyer
Granted, but your wish for succ was made during the day. So nothing happens basically.
I wish for bacon.
I wish for bacon.
You woush.Granted, but everybody hates you for it.
I wosh.
Granted. You aren't alive.GRANTED BUT THEY STILL SPEAK IN ALL CAPS!
I WISH TO BE A DRAGON!
Granted, but you also lose the ability to eat and digest.Granted but repetition prevents Entropy thus the world will be destoyed.
I wish to be a snake.
(Because nobody will like you. At all.)((How is that bad?))
Granted but all 3 wishes lead to you being dead.
I wish that Pokémon S&M would be released faster.