Corrupt a Wish

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted but it's old so it dies.

I wish for a can of hazcheezbgr.

Granted, but it's so low quality that it's hardly worth eating.

I wish for unlimited wishes!

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but one of those wishes kills you.

I wish to be a dragon.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but you are taken by scientists for study. If you kill or hurt them to escape then you yourself will be killed, as you will be deemed dangerous. All of the experiments are also excruciatingly painful, you are treated like an animal and you don't get ANYTHING other than food and water.

I wish that I was the smartest person on this planet.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but your brain becomes so big that it bursts from your head and killing you.

I wish for a good wish.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted but your brain becomes so big that it bursts from your head and killing you.

I wish for a good wish.

Granted, but it is wished by your worst enemy and in their definition of "good" you do not exist. Sorry.

I wish I could talk to the dead.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but you are dead as well

I wish that the person after me is dead.

 

[ZombieGenius]

See name.

I wish for potatoes.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but they're poisonous.

I wish.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get... NOTHING! You lose! Good day sir!

I insert Willy Wonka.

 

[ZombieGenius]

You get... NOTHING! You lose! Good day sir!

I wash.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted. Finished, but you realize it has bacon grease on it.

I insert Michael Jordan.

 

[ZombieGenius]

You get... NOTHING! You lose! Good day sir!

I wish for Post Reply.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted. Denied.

I wish to stop getting nothing.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but it's something you don't want.

I wish for a wash.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but the water in the shower is in higher gravity.

I wish to defy all laws of gravity.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but the king of Gravity sets out to kill you and will succeed.

succ

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but your wish for succ was made during the day. So nothing happens basically.

I wish for bacon.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but it's uncooked- you'll get food poisoning if you eat it.

 

[TheUberCannon]

...

I wish for Minecraft.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but everybody hates you for it.

I wosh.