Corrupt a Wish

[TMB50]

The knife is serrated, so it's needlessly painful, and it also decreases blood flow so you take longer to bleed out.
I wish for an esoteric sex toy...

 

[Under cover cabbage]

......................... im not going to answer that

i wish people wouldnt use swear words

 

[Terrarian24897]

Granted, but everyone starts using the word "moist" in every sentence they say

I wish I had Pokemon Sun

 

[Hi Im Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but none of the pokemon are moist.

I wish for cake. lots of cake.

 

[TMB50]

Granted, but they're moist and moldy. In fact, they're in such a bad state that they are counted as biological weapons.
I wish to not have to say "moist".

 

[Hi Im Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but now everything actually IS moist.

I wish for a portal gun.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but now everything actually IS moist.

I wish for a portal gun.

Granted, but you have to kill the Moon Lord first.

I wish for a threaded cane.

 

[Th3m_Shr00mZ]

Granted, but it's made out of bees.

I wish the other "Shrooms" guy on page one or two never posted here. I'M THE ONLY SHROOM HERE

 

[Hi Im Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but you must remove all relation of shroom and shrooms from your name

I wish for world happiness

 

[neoselket]

granted, but no one lives on the world anymore.

i wish for fast internet.

 

[Terrarian24897]

Granted, but everytime you try to use it, you're flooded with ads

I wish to be a millionare

 

[TMB50]

Granted, but there's hyperinflation so all your money is so worthless you literally could burn it for heat at a lower price than actually using other means.
I wish for the hyperinflation to revert.

 

[Hi Im Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but now gas prices are 41.17 a gallon for unrelated reasons

I wish for a new GPU

 

[Kork]

Granted, but then it fries on the first use.

I wish Airalin (RakkuGuy's Deviant art comics [no advertizement k?]) was real.

 

[kie24]

no
just no

i wish this thread would die

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

Granted, everyone who clicks on this page dies.

I wish for a siva-themed Lord of Wolves.

 

[General Gunsales]

Granted, but your Wolf has rabies.
I wish for 500 million dollars.
(Beat that)

 

[TMB50]

Fine, but hyperinflation sets in, so you can't buy with it.
I wish I could do anyhting effortlessly.

 

[Emerald Mann]

Granted, you now can not exist without effort.

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted

 

[General Gunsales]

Granted, but now you are purified and go to heven
I wish for smartness