Corrupt a Wish

[ruddthree]

Granted, but it's poisoned. By me.

I wish to live in a utopia.

 

[YveltalGaming]

Granted, but the planet explodes one second after you start living there.

I wish for nothing.

 

[ruddthree]

Uhh...granted, but...it does...nothing? I'm kinda stumped with this one...*slow clap*

I wish for a more wishes.

 

[YveltalGaming]

Granted, but they don't do anything.

I wish for a dragon.

 

[ruddthree]

Granted, but they turn on your and burn you to a crisp. Good think dragons hate well-done meat.

I wish for a sense of humor.

 

[YveltalGaming]

Granted, but no one else appreciates jokes.

I wish for a fire-ant suit.

 

[ruddthree]

Granted, but it will take 3 years to get to you.

I wish to be killed.

 

[YveltalGaming]

Granted. But everyone else dies as a result

I wish for a piece of gum.

 

[ruddthree]

Granted, but it's too big to fit in your mouth.

I wish that I could fly

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but you can only fly downwards.

I wish for statues.

 

[ruddthree]

Granted, but they come to life and kill you.

I wish to become famous.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but only to yourself

I wish for what.

 

[ruddthree]

Granted, but...wait, what? You want what?
...
I wish to know what "what" is.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but that is the only thing you will know.

I wish for diseases.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but it's only a cold.

I wish for a way to transcend this fleshy, shackled existence.

 

[nowfall]

Granted, but you transcend into nothing.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, they're wishes for your own death

I wish to control all matter

 

[ruddthree]

Granted, but when you use it, your heart stops.

I wish for a lightsaber.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it will only work in a galaxy far away.

I wish for coins.

 

[ruddthree]

Granted, but you can't spend them on anything.

I wish to have a GIF as my avatar.