Corrupt a Wish

[Ivyss]

Granted, you are now an idiot, you asked for common sense ,you received a common amount of sense.

I wish for something.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted, you get an one way trip to heaven.

I wish for me.

 

[Under cover cabbage]

granted but you wants to kill you so you can be the only you

i wish for a paradox

 

[Karciama]

granted but you wants to kill you so you can be the only you

i wish for a paradox

Granted, but it cancels itself.

I wish for fantastic quality apples

 

[temery2383]

Granted, but every other food tastes like moldy sausage.

I wish that wishing on a star would actually work.

 

[ZombieGenius]

Granted, but all the stars disappear so you can't test it.

I wish I could get $100 which I can access that will be with me when I want that is regular size. It should be legal tender and everybody else knows about it, but cannot steal it. Also, it cannot be destroyed.

 

[Under cover cabbage]

granted but you are forced to spend it on kazoos

i wish for a good meme

 

[Karciama]

Granted but yours is the worst of the good.

I wish that april fools was more funny

 

[kenny Ramsey jr.]

Granted But all the others suck more than the last.
I wish I was made into a Pokemon.

 

[Myu]

Granted but you're a Level 1 Magikaro that only knows Splash.

I wish my husbandos were real.

 

[Karciama]

Granted but they exist for 1 second

I wish for blank and unripped, unfolded, white paper.

 

[Kringe Lord Tyranikill]

Granted, but it is an A7 red coloured paper

I wish yveltal (look it up) existed IRL

 

[SteelStar7]

Granted, but it is an A7 red coloured paper

I wish yveltal (look it up) existed IRL

Granted but Yveltal uses Oblivion Wing and kills you...

I wish I have a Duke Fishron pet that follow me

 

[Kringe Lord Tyranikill]

Granted, but Duke Fishron kills all your town NPCs

I wish Sburb was real

 

[SteelStar7]

The game takes control of your soul and draw a big knife that kills you haha

I wish one day there will be a Skateboard in Terraria !

 

[temery2383]

Granted, but it's only a decoration and can't be ridden.

I wish the color of the sky changed daily.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but no one can see it.

I wish good things would happen to me.

 

[superscrub42]

Granted except the wishes don't happen to you, they happen to a guy named me.

I wish for infinite pie

 

[realicraft]

Granted. Pi was already infinte.

I wish for an eevee IRL

 

[Kringe Lord Tyranikill]

Granted but it has rabies

I wish I was immortal and couldn't be killed