Corrupt a Wish

[QuackersDelta]

Granted, but this is what you get.

I wish for a pool.

 

[Bounty_]

Granted but its a pool of blood, poop and spinal fluid.

I want teg llamas ty br frreeeeee

 

[wsxedcrfv]

Granted, free to die
I wish for a llama genocide

 

[QuackersDelta]

It happens but not enough are killed to prevent repopulation, and several pro-llama groups step in to recover.

I wish for an infinite source of drinking water.

 

[wsxedcrfv]

Granted, it will arive in 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years

I wish for everything

 

[Passthejampls]

Granted, it will arive in 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years
I wish for a non-expired activated steam gift card with $20 dollars on it. by steam i mean the store, not the gas form of water

 

[QuackersDelta]

You gain the card but someone appears to have wiped off the code.

I wish for an infinite pile of food.

 

[Sabre747]

Granted but all of its spoiled

I wish for one unspoiled slice of cheese

 

[QuackersDelta]

You gain the cheese but it tastes awful.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

 

[wsxedcrfv]

Granted but it is poisoinous
I wish for you to dye your hair yellow

 

[Sabre747]

Granted but I it is so beutiful it destroys the world

I wish for aliens to invade

 

[Passthejampls]

Granted but they are soon defeated by a chimney so they leave.
i wish for portal 2

 

[wsxedcrfv]

Why not portal 3? anyway wish granted but you are made fun of for not playing it yet
I wish for nothing

 

[Sabre747]

Granted but you hate the taste of it and throw it away

I wish for this reply to make sense

 

[Passthejampls]

granted but shia labeouf says uh-uh and then nyan cat begs you to eat his poptart and then shrek is love shrek is life and Hueiwurojsijcdoiswueoirjc9s8er3wemd
i wish for this next reply to not make sense

 

[Dragon_Guardian]

This reply makes sense.

I wish people would stop stealing my kills on Leauge.

 

[Sabre747]

Granted but your computer explpdes and every stops playing league because of it

I wish for a moderater to lock this thread so no one woupd corrupt my wish

 

[Dragon_Guardian]

All staff have been fired, even the owner. The system locks down so no one can become staff anymore.

I wish for a fish storm.

 

[Robot Scout]

Granted, but you get eaten by a sharknado!

I wish that this thread was Deleted forever and ever and that no one would be able to corrupt this wish.

 

[Dragon_Guardian]

YOU get deleted from everything, including Earth.

I wish that I knew what game to play.