Corrupt the Wish!

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your art becomes only slightly better and disappears after its made

I wish for real gold
 
Granted, everything you touch becomes real gold.

I wish for "?"
 
Granted, you now have silver touch.

I wish it all stopped.
 
Granted, you get anime magic and everyone calls you a nerd.

I wish for the sweet release of idk a candy bar
 
wish granted, but the candy bar is not sweet, its insanely sour

i wish for the ability to know all coding languages
 
granted, but you forgot everything else, including how to breathe.

i wish for a sandwich.
 
granted, but it's bread made from raw sewage
 
Wish not found.

I wish my head didn't hurt.
 
Granted. You can no longer feel pain of any kind.

I wish I was less tired.
 
wish granted, but its the opposite and you get more tired

i wish i could get mod of redemption 0.8
 
wish granted, but the mod is a cheap ripoff of redemption and it sucks.
I wish we could mod mobile.
 
Granted, but it can't handle more than one or two mods at a time without crashing, and even then it has absolutely terrible performance.

I wish I could permanently lock any thread at will.
 
Granted. You become a moderator, but now you have to deal with the responsiblities of being a moderator.

I wish I had more time to do things before I have to sleep.
 
Granted, but you can only use it for things you dislike.

I wish humanity actually cared about things other than just money.
 
Granted, humanity also cares about killing you and all other dragons, with equal passion

I wish I could actually remember people's pronouns, it's hard
 
Granted, you remember them only when you don't need to.

I wish society would stop pretending it cares about people.
 
Granted, society now makes you feel worthless on top of society not caring about us.

I wish for a Kit Kat bar. It must:
Appear within my hand. If I am holding something, the bar will not appear until I put that thing down.
Be in its wrapper still.
Be normal variety.
Nothing else can be added to it, inside or outside.
Adding on to the previous one, no other objects can appear in my hand along with the Kit Kat.
 
Granted. You also end up being charged for the Kit Kat, and there is also a $10000 shipping fee, because making things appear out of thin air is expensive.

I wish I could get work done while also being able to do other things.
 
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