Custom Weapon Naming Ideas... a JFF thread!

[iDuck]

The Bane of Steve
The Godly Banhammer wielded by Loki.
"Silly Steve, don't go around posting bread."

The Swastika Flail
The Demonic Meatball wielded by Hitler.
"..."

RNG's Favorite
The Annoying Enchanted Sword wielded by RNG.
"Yay, I just found an Enchanted Sword! Too bad I'm already in Post-Plantera... stupid RNG."

Better Sword
The Superior Wooden Sword wielded by Fresh Spawn.
"Only in Terraria is Wood better than Copper."

hehe
The Masterful Golden Shower wielded by some kid.
"hehe get it? becuz itz pee haha"

[URL='http://terraria.wiki.gg/Chlorophyte_Warhammer'] [/URL]Helena's Favorite
The Legendary Chlorophyte Warhammer wielded by @Milt69466.
"POUND 'EM HELENA!"

The Perfect Gift
The Unreal Red Ryder wielded by Ralphie
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"

 

[SzGamer227]

hehe
The Masterful Golden Shower wielded by some kid.
"hehe get it? becuz itz pee haha"

Lesser Tome of Leakage
The _____ Golden Shower wielded by Some Guy.
(Fill in the blank with either Shameful, Unpleasant, or Weak.)
"Ew... oops..."

Greater Tome of Leakage
The _____ Golden Shower wielded by Some Guy.
(Fill in the blank with either Forceful, Strong, Ruthless, Deadly, Intense, or Furious)
"I have to go. You should go too."

True Tome of Leakage
The Nasty Golden Shower wielded by Some Guy.
"No other tome describes it as honestly."

 

[stormconure]

Excalibur
The legendary Iron Broadsword wielded by King Arthur.

...oh wait we already have excalibur. Well, the iron broadsowrd looks more like the original.

 

[DestroyerArcher]

Reinforced Spinal Bow
The Heavy Molten Fury wielded by @DestroyerArcher
Lasts longer than a normal bow, while turning arrows into fire.

 

[Lord Hungry]

boom stick
the dynamite thrown by @Lord Hungry
"gun powder is fun until someone's eye falls out"

 

[Toxic]

Free Money
A useless weapon everyone finds at some point when they already have much better weapons.
"Just go sell it already..."

 

[The Almighty French Fry]

Broken Bones
Broken bone sword wielded by a skeleton
"Why haven't you sold it already?"

 

[The Almighty French Fry]

The ultimate punchies machine
Forceful golem fist wielded by some kid
"OW! STOP IT!"

 

[Fredbear]

RNG Loves Me
The Legendary guitar of Plantera's 5472'th ancestor
'I guess magical plants grow with rock.'

 

[Pinelord]

Bane of Gods
Legendary Copper Shortsword wielded by PineLord
"You stab them while they're laughing with this!"

 

[iDuck]

Lesser Tome of Leakage
The _____ Golden Shower wielded by Some Guy.
(Fill in the blank with either Shameful, Unpleasant, or Weak.)
"Ew... oops..."

How about, unpleasant?

Greater Tome of Leakage
The _____ Golden Shower wielded by Some Guy.
(Fill in the blank with either Forceful, Strong, Ruthless, Deadly, Intense, or Furious)
"I have to go. You should go too."

And how about Ruthless?

 

[Dire Sigma]

Ol' Painless

Unreal Pulse Bow Wielded by Malcolm

"That's a lie, it's gonna be excruciating."

 

[TTSp00k the Invincible]

Rod of Fun and Happiness
The Mythical Rainbow Rod wielded by TTStooge the Invincible
"Happiness and joy from blasting off your enemies' limbs!"

 

[Ryei]

Exile
Broken wooden bow wielded by Halt
"It's good to be able to leave..."

If I got that reference

Saxe Knife
Godly Chain Knife wielded by Will
"Feel like a Ranger."

 

[Fredbear]

Imagination
Mythical Rainbow Gun wielded by Spongebob
'All it takes is a little imagination!'

 

[AverageTerrarian]

The ING Staff

One word:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

 

[DaCoolestCatOnDaBlock]

The Magic 'Shrooms
A hallucinating hammush wielded by That One Weird Homeless Guy Who Lives By The Street Corner.
"Dude....dude, I-I-I swear....I swear.... I was drownin' in water--and like--I drank some water....and, like dude, I felt--WWWAAAAYYYYY better man, way better....."

 

[DerpoTheMagnificent]

Just came up with this one.

Donald Trump's Fiery Greatsword
The rage-filled fiery greatsword used by Donald Trump.
"You're Fired!"

 

[The Flaming Crown]

The Wrath of the Gods
The Legendary Horseman's Blade wielded by ATerrarianGod
"Be Prepared for a Reaping"

The Sword of Purity
Legendary Terra Blade Wielded by ATerrarianGod
"The Channled Power of all things in balance"

Death's Vengeance
Legendary Death Sickle weilded by ATerrarianGod
"Death used it to judge your ancestors"

The Obliterator
Godly Paladin's Hammer Wielded by ATerrarianGod
"Reducing Skulls to Shrapnel since 1.2"

The Knives of Sanitatum
Godly Vampire Knives wielded by ATerrarianGod
"They conduct power to the users body"

The Wrath of Jack Frost
Godly North Pole wielded by ATerrarianGod
"Oh the Weather out side is frightful"

The Javelin of the Corruption
Godly Scourge of the Corruptor wielded by ATerrarianGod
"Eaters Gunna get Ya!"

The Hovering Hatchet
Godly Possessed Hatchet weilded by ATerrarianGod
"Possessed by the Spirit of a master Lihzard"

The Guardian's Bane
Godly Flairon wielded by ATerrarianGod
"Can Reap Anything with tons of Speed & Efficiency"

The Rock Rupterer
Light Picksaw weilded by ATerrarianGod
"Can Destroy the strongest metals in existence"

The Earth Melter
The Light Shroomite Digging Claw weilded by ATerrarianGod
"Can melt through hundreds of pounds of dirt in seconds!"

The Timber Maker
Light Axe Weilded by ATerrarianGod
"The sound waves make timber!"

Edit:

Wrath of Nyan Cat
Meowmere weilded by ATerrarianGod
"The cat will have revenge........!"

 

[The Almighty French Fry]

The Annihilator
Quick Zombie Arm Wielded by Some kid
"It even comes with a real action zombie arm!"

The Traitor
Unreal Rocked Launcher wielded by me
"It blew my face off! Traitor."

The Fast Thing
Quick bladed glove wielded by me
"Dooood dats fast. Man, I want dat"

The thing I'm raging about
Unreal Sniper Rifle wielded by the sniper jerk in the dungeon
*gets it* "yes!" *Terraria crashes* *cries*