Defend Yourself!

[Ivyss]

That was your brain actually.

I accuse NP of having a brain.

 

[Yoop90-]

Uh no I really don't
I accuse np of cheese

 

[Chococlover641]

i dont understand this question/accusation

I accuse np of posting in this thread

 

[Ivyss]

No, I simply typed this text in this color and pressed the post reply button, the forum is the one that posted here.

I accuse NP of trying to make accusations that are impossible to defend from.

 

[Chococlover641]

No im gonna say a stupid thing now

I acccuse np of pie

 

[Ivyss]

Cake

I accuse NP of posting on a thread.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

I state that it is illegal to accuse someone of that crime whilst doing said crime.

I accuse NP of stealing my headphones.

 

[Ivyss]

Actually I donated them to myself without telling you.

I accuse NP of making me feel tired right now.

 

[Willow the wisp]

I didn’t mean to give you sleep pills

I accuse np of parking their car on my sandwich

 

[Ivyss]

I don't have a car.

I accuse NP of bribery.

 

[Chococlover641]

What is bribery?

I accuse np of potising

 

[Ivyss]

Potising is not a thing.

I accuse NP of accusing for something that's not a thing.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

You accuse me of being a stable, morally great, Gen X-er on the internet?

I accuse NP of hating TLPW.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I actually enjoy it most of the time

I accuse the NP of asking a targeted question

 

[Picklenugget8]

I don't know what that means

I accuse np of being mean

 

[SuperNova618]

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings! I hope you can forgive me!

I accuse the NP of stealing. Stealing my heart!

 

[Ivyss]

Not possible, you'd be dead by now if I'd done that as the heart is a vital organ.

I accuse NP of not understanding biology.

 

[Picklenugget8]

Biology is hard, ok?

I accuse np of not being evil enough

 

[Ivyss]

You haven't specified what's evil enough so how am I supposed to know what you want me to do.

I accuse NP of causing me a headache.

 

[Streyll]

I did not cause your headache, I just didn't do anything to help.

I accuse NP of being an illusion, and that the real NP is somewhere else.