Defend Yourself!

[TheNerdiestNerd]

i just woke up and saw this.
i accuse the NP of throwing the cheese

 

[Tecuser]

It wasn't that stinky
I accuse the NP of trying to destroy uniism

 

[Athain]

So what if I did? Totes did.

I accuse the NP of hating Cards Against Humanity

 

[deletedaccount1]

I don't like saying mean things about people. :c

NP stole my heart

 

[TheNerdiestNerd]

here, ill give it back. *puts a heart, dripping with blood, back in the hole in your chest*
i accuse NP of having asperger syndrome.

 

[deletedaccount1]

Nope, wrong disorder.
I accuse NP of liking Terraria.

 

[TheNerdiestNerd]

no, i hate it! thats why i signed up for the forums.
i accuse the NP of being from "animal crossing: new leaf".

 

[Tecuser]

Ok ur right I just have this secret yearning for it

I accuse the np of having a crush on the next next person

 

[TheNerdiestNerd]

YOU DONT KNOW HOW STRONG OUR LOVE IS
i accuse the NP of being able to kill prime on the xbox, because that is f*cking impossible because of the bug

 

[Capoke]

Too bad
I accuse the NP of going in my house and breaking my computer

 

[Tecuser]

At least I didn't break ur mouse

I accuse the NP of playing the sims

 

[Capoke]

I deleted it yesterday
I accuse NP of blowing up Earth

 

[Tecuser]

It was a shiny red button

I accuse the NP of king bob

 

[TheNerdiestNerd]

no, this is patrick!
i accuse np being in the illuminati

 

[Naufal13]

illuminati... I'm not in the illuminati... or am I ?

I accuse the NP for using the Internet

 

[TheNerdiestNerd]

what is the internet?
i accuse the np of being my sandwich

 

[deletedaccount1]

I accuse NP of not responding with a gif.

 

[kingklutz]

Well I don't know how to put one in so there

I accuse the next person for cupping a fart

 

[Tecuser]

What's a fart?... BURPPPPPPP!

I accuse the NP of killing bob

 

[Sapphron]

He looked so promising!
I accuse the next poster of murdering my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.