Defend Yourself!

[Deadbre12]

I can't fry. Even digitally.

I accuse NP of destroying all of the DD.

 

[Catman8274]

If by destroy you mean ate them all, then I am very guilty.

I accuse the NP of trying to fight the Moon Lord with no armor.

 

[Deadbre12]

Honestly, that's a very stupid idea and I don't see why anyone would tr- excuse me for a moment, I just died while fighting the Moon Lord with no armor.

I accuse NP of trying to get away with telling people that you got post-Moon Lord items legitimately with other friends when you actually cheated them in.

 

[goblin 53]

I don't even know how to use commands or install a sandbox mod.
This evidently only leaves exploits, and I am too good for those.

I accuse NP of not being as honourable as me and using exploits.

 

[Deadbre12]

I only exploit for vanity so it's okay

I accuse NP of not being able to spell properly.

 

[Popmen]

It's not my fault that the public education system is flawed!

I accuse the NP of being online.

 

[Deadbre12]

Yeah well- dang it, you got me.

I accuse NP of being big and green.

 

[Popmen]

Ah yes, but what is green but a color? And what are colors but different types of light? Therefore, I am not green- I am light. As for big, what is "big" but a word? And what are words except letters? And what are letters except things we made up? Therefore, I am not big either- It is made up.

I accuse the NP of having an "E" in their username.

 

[Ivyss]

You're clearly accusing the wrong person

I accuse NP of things I accuse NP of.

 

[Catman8274]

In my defense... Wat

I accuse the NP of being too much of a beast.

 

[Popmen]

Is that necessarily a bad thing?

I accuse the NP of being accused

 

[Catman8274]

I- Well- You- Dang it...

I accuse the NP of getting #rekt.

 

[The kamen rider]

You are using an aimbot.

I accuse NP of killing my soul.

 

[Catman8274]

(I count the first statement as an accusation.)
Now, who said it was me who #rekt you?
I don't kill souls... usually...

I accuse the NP of using an aimbot, a triggerbot, and a spinbot.

 

[Deadbre12]

I don't know what most of those are, so that should end your dispute.

I accuse NP of disappearing for a week spontaneously.

 

[Catman8274]

You mean like you seem to have done?

I accuse the NP of selling their Terra Blade.

 

[Deadbre12]

Why on earth would I do that?

I accuse NP of stealing someone's Terra Blade.

 

[Babygoo25]

It was mine!

I accuse the NP of stealing my spaghetti.

 

[Deadbre12]

I- well- it was my spaghetti! You stole it first!

I accuse NP of pretending that my spaghetti was theirs.

 

[Babygoo25]

I- well- it was my spaghetti! You stole it first!

I accuse NP of pretending that my spaghetti was theirs.

I made the spaghetti!

I accuse the NP of accusing me of pretending that their spaghetti was mine.